ADORABLE. No wonder I refuse to recognize it's existence.Quote:
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ADORABLE. No wonder I refuse to recognize it's existence.Quote:
Originally Posted by dwaiit stands for don't worry about itQuote:
Originally Posted by rum dick
Where did I leave off?
After about a year of the cards and hotel + campus routine, I ran into a problem. The lady I was seeing was graduating and I didn’t have a place of my own. Long story short, one of my Dads old buddies called me to his house in Ft Lauderdale and told me he had a job for me up North, not some gangster stuff wise guy, a job, like a 9-5 job. His brother was upper management at a company in Philadelphia and he could get me a starting level job, considering I had a degree, etc.
So, I just decided to do it. It’s my nature to be interested in new experiences and challenges, so I thought the idea of moving far away and having a stable job might be worth trying. I wasn’t too happy about location or weather but I also had no real other prospects other than hoping to grind poker. But I also didn’t really try, so looking back idk what opportunities I was expecting, as they don’t just fall into your lap in a Hialeah Poker Room.
I moved there and didn’t have any furniture so I just did the Craigslist roommate thing and found a room in a house already furnished with other guys, I just had to buy a bed.
The job was ok, corporate side of a bank, but I was doing boring first year stuff. Not really anything exciting, worked with guys my age who I liked and related to.
From the start though I just hated the fucking weather. Scraping ice off your window to drive to some boring job on a busy Philadelphia highway at 645 AM is not the Pipes Lifestyle at all, no way to live your life.
I also just immediately did not like working in a corporate atmosphere. I can blend in well but in no way was I like these people and they knew it, and I don’t mean being from a different state.
I did not excel at the job but was a solid employee, just did not put in any sort of extra work. Idk who cares that’s not the interesting part
Also from the start of the whole 9-5 thing, I was googling different options and paths to take. I was still under the illusion that I would just play cash games somewhere on the beach and get rich that way. Knew always was not going to get rich working middle management at some banks regional corporate office. I did make money the year I spent playing poker and bouncing around casinos and motels, but I also wasted most all of it on said accommodations and things that young guys spend their money foolishly on, but also did not properly understand this at that age. Do you know what I mean? I thought I was making a lot because I got paid in cash at casinos and had a lot of quick money but after paying all living expenses, albeit small at that age, etc you don’t wind up with me, now do you?
FANTASTIC STORY SO FAR MAN!Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
Were you already sunning your balls at this point? How did you adjust for Philadelphia? Tanning bed or sun lamp?
The Pipes Lifestyle was not fully developed at that point. The outlive was being developed, at that point the Pipes Lifestyle focused on a heavy bed room cardio focus. You can not sun your balls in Philadelphia brother
My dupe game is really really poor.
It’s prolly obv to everyone else but what name were you using during the SiriusSrsly wars?
Where there's a will there's a way, Nick:Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
Little surprised at the lack of ingenuity here, given the wide-ranging success in all avenues of life.
Anyways enough about the job, you get it you’ve all been there, your standard entry level corporate thing gig.
As I said, I immediately realized Nick Pipes ain’t the type of guy to steady climb the corporate ladder for 25 years, you catch my drift?
Luckily, one the guys I was roommates with was quite character. There were 4 of us total, 2 had previously known each other, there was an immigrant guy and me. When I moved in there was a clear leader, let’s call him Chuck. Chuck was from New York and had that whole routine going on.
Anyways, Chuck imported “goods” from Thailand and then would resell them for a pretty good % mark up. He had quite the operation, and had the other 2 roommates working for him. They were making really great money, enough that Chuck could finance his “career” as a DJ.
I was interested in this and as I got to know him better after living there for a few months he started telling me about his time in Thailand. The stories really fascinated me. I had been to many place in the Caribbean and all over US, but that sounded very exotic to me. He basically described a sexual beach paradise that was a Mecca for traveling girls world wide looking to “find themselves”. He told me how cheap it was compared to US and he had me researching moving over there. I didn’t want to get involved in his “industry” and was planning to grind online poker and finance my life that way.
That soon became what I thought about as I drove through the dreary days of Philadelphia winter to a job I was not all that interested in.
I would drive and day dream. Why was I here? Does a man like Pipes belong in the darkness, or the basking sun light of the beach, a jungle village by the sea?
If you are going to be a road man, you follow your instincts.
Pipes was up early this morning, 4:30. By 5, sprints at the Juno Beach Dunes with my pack of dingos. The original bill sprint.
By 7, a critical task came up with the business. Pipes has misfits on the payroll world wide, but was forced to handle it himself. A wonder!
Once business was complete, 12 rounds of boxing, the cardio was outside today. It’s muggy outside, the sweat soaked the garage floor. Standing water.
Followed by an extended sauna.
Run the numbers, Pipes is cashing checks. Business is booming. Problems are immediately dealt with, resolved and solved.
Pipes is ready to break his fast with a lunch of raw game meat. My dingos have the ability to bring down a full grown Elk and have done so before during the time we spend in a remote winter cabin in a village in the mountains.
Are you thankful today? Did you do the Abundance Pose on the beach as the sun rose over South Florida? Did you work the heavy bag? Have you done an explosive, heavy weight work out? Is fresh game meat being prepared by a big booty blonde in your kitchen?
If not, you have to ask yourself where things went wrong and why you continue to disregard the Knockout Nick Pipes Lifestyle
Nicky,
Some of your readers are struggling through life. We barely make it through day by day and go to bed dreaming of being the next Nicky Pipes.
But as each day goes by we don't make any changes and then years start to pass by.
Can you please give us your top 3 suggestions to point us in the right direction? What can we immediately do to increase productivity and enhance our lives? Just small tweaks to start as we can't make the jump straight from Joe Blow to Nicky Pipes in one day. Rome wasn't built in a day, right?
Thanks!
You can start by sunning your balls.Quote:
Originally Posted by simpdog
How did you get dingoes in Florida? Or are they Carolina Dogs?Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
speaking of big booty blondes, shout out to bitchezbcrazyjuno.
absolute protoking. would love an update.
1)Get paidQuote:
Originally Posted by simpdog
2Get laid
3)Get ripped
#1 and 3 will help with #2, but let's be honest, all you really need is #1.Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes1)Get paidQuote:
Originally Posted by simpdog
2Get laid
3)Get ripped
You need all 3 brother. TriadQuote:
Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak#1 and 3 will help with #2, but let's be honest, all you really need is #1.Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
we get it pooh your old schtick got old pretty quickQuote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipesYou need all 3 brother. TriadQuote:
Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak
you're dead boring either way....fuck off
No. It’s because you’re Tom Dwan’s number one fan. Don’t lie.Quote:
Originally Posted by dwaiit stands for don't worry about itQuote:
Originally Posted by rum dick
Pretty sure OSA is Tom Dwan's number one fan.Quote:
Originally Posted by JayjamiNo. It’s because you’re Tom Dwan’s number one fan. Don’t lie.Quote:
Originally Posted by dwai
This doesn't seem like Pooh.Quote:
Originally Posted by limitleswe get it pooh your old schtick got old pretty quickQuote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
you're dead boring either way....fuck off
Who's the poster who's always talking about how Sonatine was partners with a guy who uses the n-word all the time? That's who it is.
Anyway, keep sunning those balls Nicky!
Brother, Nick Pipes is providing this website with its best content in years. You should be thankful rather than lashing out like an ungrateful child.Quote:
Originally Posted by limitleswe get it pooh your old schtick got old pretty quickQuote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
you're dead boring either way....fuck off
This website needs more politics? More threads were you post a music video nobody cares about?
Be careful what you wish for brother, I do not want to be forced to come to your Canadian shithole to take it over and run it like a fiefdom but I will if you continue to provoke me.
I would ask, but we already know you did not hit your 5 AM workout.
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Originally Posted by NickyPipesBrother, Nick Pipes is providing this website with its best content in years. You should be thankful rather than lashing out like an ungrateful child.Quote:
Originally Posted by limitles
This website needs more politics? More threads were you post a music video nobody cares about?
Be careful what you wish for brother, I do not want to be forced to come to your Canadian shithole to take it over and run it like a fiefdom but I will if you continue to provoke me.
I would ask, but we already know you did not hit your 5 AM workout.
You couldn’t identify content if your girl gave it to you unknowingly. Nothing you say rings true. That’s not just me.
Tells, tells, tells. This forum can smell your crap a mile away.
Brother, do you realize Pipes completed a deep ocean swim before sunrise with a pack of dingos patrolling the beach and claiming their territory?
Brother, do you realize Pipes had a line of women around the corner before dawn to wish him a Happy Fathers Day?
Brother, you have the emotional and jealous soul of a woman
You’re right. I stand correctedQuote:
Originally Posted by Walter SobchakPretty sure OSA is Tom Dwan's number one fan.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jayjami
Trying to sun your balls in Canada will be even harder than in Philadelphia.Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipesBrother, Nick Pipes is providing this website with its best content in years. You should be thankful rather than lashing out like an ungrateful child.Quote:
Originally Posted by limitles
This website needs more politics? More threads were you post a music video nobody cares about?
Be careful what you wish for brother, I do not want to be forced to come to your Canadian shithole to take it over and run it like a fiefdom but I will if you continue to provoke me.
I would ask, but we already know you did not hit your 5 AM workout.
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Originally Posted by Walter SobchakTrying to sun your balls in Canada will be even harder than in Philadelphia.Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
Walter, you have an unhealthy obsession with his balls.
Is pipes bottomset?
dont you dare.
Does Pipes = Pipes?
It's kind of like asking if infinity = infinity.
I'm just trying to spread the Nicky Pipes gospel.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cerveza FriaQuote:
Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak
Walter, you have an unhealthy obsession with his balls.
Took down a 12-point buck this weekend and in honor of PIPES THE GOD decided to eat it raw.
Nicky, you can't take that lying down.Quote:
Originally Posted by splitthis
Very nice brotherQuote:
Originally Posted by Walter SobchakI'm just trying to spread the Nicky Pipes gospel.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria
Took down a 12-point buck this weekend and in honor of PIPES THE GOD decided to eat it raw.
Big update coming, Pipes just got back from another “drive to Miami”. Road man
Where did I leave off? Anyways, you get the point and see where this is going.
Basically one day I just decided to quit my job, so I did. Lucky me, I didn’t really have a long term lease set up with my roommates or anything so I just told them I quit my job so I was also going to leave Philadelphia and hear somewhere sunny. In a way they kind of mocked me, maybe because it was basically summer at that point, or because it’s pretty dumb to just quit your job like this when your early 20s with zero other prospects or waiting opportunities.
You see, you don’t realize this at that age though. Plus, I thought I was rich. I made not bad money at the job, I think $55k not that bad for young guy living with roommates, splitting bills. I had played some in casinos in that area but was not interesting in grinding poker much after grinding a 9-5, as most can relate to.
So I hung around the house that month was up as I already paid rent 1st of month. During that time I planned my next move and decided to book a plane ticket to Asia, Bangkok Thailand.
I didn’t have a plan for what I was going to do when I got there, other than try to set up Pokerstars and a foreign bank account. I also knew a bunch of guys on 2+2 and other poker forums living in Chang Mai, as well as many people who work online in other businesses. It’s an area known for that because it has a very low cost of living for decently good quality of life. So I figured I would head there eventually.
When I got to Bangkok I thought it was obviously a shit hole, which it is. But I also thought it was pretty cool and fascinating. I spent my first day in Bangkok just walking around the city and taking cabs here and there just checking different things out. That night I went to Khao Sung Road and got shit faced and swooped.
I was pretty tired of Bangkok after approximately 3 days. I am not that big of a fan of cities. I like them but just for short visits. Pipes would also prefer an estate 30 - 40 minutes outside the city (Pipes would never worry about commuting), to a penthouse in the city.
My massage is ending, I write on the forum while being massaged by a Colombian woman on my master balcony, the sun just set, let’s run the numbers in Australia
Once I was in a jungle island off the coast of Malaysia
I took a private jungle tour with a local guy
After the tour we went to his jungle farm
He said “I own four pigs” with a big smile
I said “that four more than me brother”
Few
Summer is heating up.
Have you been sunning your balls? If so, what benefits have you experience?
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Originally Posted by NickyPipes
I am seriously considering in a few months going down to South Florida and knocking the shit out of you. I just had surgery on my rotator cuff otherwise I would be down there now to have a conversation.
You keep talking about this big booty blonde in your kitchen and and am sure it exists, but its a dude with dyed corn rows.
GTFO.
Nut sack is flush with vitamin D and smoother than the tread on Mickeycrimm's power chair tires.Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
Feeling GREAT.
Caught a salmon on the Willamette last weekend; was going to throw it back until I asked 'what would Pipes do?' before proceeding to take a bite right out of its back while still on the hook.
One question: weather is absurdly hot here in Portland, like 115 today. Do I take out the boys for a quick sesh or chamber them for cooler temps?
Brother I hope you heal soon, you are invited to visit anytimeQuote:
Originally Posted by tgullQuote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
I am seriously considering in a few months going down to South Florida and knocking the shit out of you. I just had surgery on my rotator cuff otherwise I would be down there now to have a conversation.
You keep talking about this big booty blonde in your kitchen and and am sure it exists, but its a dude with dyed corn rows.
GTFO.
Brother this question is a joke? Are you scared of heat? 115 perfect temp to sunQuote:
Originally Posted by Sloppy JoeNut sack is flush with vitamin D and smoother than the tread on Mickeycrimm's power chair tires.Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
Feeling GREAT.
Caught a salmon on the Willamette last weekend; was going to throw it back until I asked 'what would Pipes do?' before proceeding to take a bite right out of its back while still on the hook.
One question: weather is absurdly hot here in Portland, like 115 today. Do I take out the boys for a quick sesh or chamber them for cooler temps?
Eating live or freshly killed animals gives you strength
You tore your rotator cuff wielding a plunger to unclog people's shit-stuffed toilets. How about you have a conversation with a noose.Quote:
Originally Posted by tgullQuote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
I am seriously considering in a few months going down to South Florida and knocking the shit out of you. I just had surgery on my rotator cuff otherwise I would be down there now to have a conversation.
You keep talking about this big booty blonde in your kitchen and and am sure it exists, but its a dude with dyed corn rows.
GTFO.