I apparently have some super spicy sheeeit otw to my place!
Taking that shit TO CHOMPTOWN WORD UP
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I apparently have some super spicy sheeeit otw to my place!
Taking that shit TO CHOMPTOWN WORD UP
You mean, "on it's way to mommy's place".Quote:
Originally Posted by 408Mike
Mike,
The round, red one, with dimples all over it...
save that fucker for last.
Capture on Film
Create the 408Mike Youtube channel
Prepare your Youtube channel to accept money from Youtube for views through advertising/clicks
Post video
Include a link inside that video to the video of you doing the Cinnamon Challenge
post videos once a week of you eating strange shit, doing strange shit, taking strange shits
blow up
profit
yeah except I don't live with my mommy, something I can actually verify, unlike youQuote:
Originally Posted by Anal_HershiserYou mean, "on it's way to mommy's place".Quote:
Originally Posted by 408Mike
who do you live with again?
http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/att...achmentid=3872
and fwiw, the people I live with are going to videotape this for me, and you can suck my dick because you will NEVER have the balls I have bitch
NEVER
I don't hide behind some faggot screen name
I ain't scared of the world
keep on being a troll, this forum is completely overrun with your kind
JUST LIKE DRUFF WANTS IT
ISN'T THAT RIGHT DAN DRUFF???
GO AHEAD TODD, BE HONEST WITH ME
ALL THE TIMES YOU SAID YOU HATE TROLLS, YOU WERE LYING YOUR ASS OFF
THIS FESTERING CESSPOOL SHITFORUM BEARS TESTIMONY TO YOUR HEARTS TRUE NATURE
YOU LOVE TROLLS, YOU JUST DESPISE THE ONES BETTER THAN YOU, LIKE TAPPER
ADMIT IT!
Actually, don't say a word
Your actions have said more than you ever could already
and I have already lost just about all the respect for you I ever had.
If "trolls" are people who think you are worthless as a poster, and a human being, then you are right. This forum is full of trolls.Quote:
Originally Posted by 408Mikeyeah except I don't live with my mommy, something I can actually verify, unlike youQuote:
Originally Posted by Anal_Hershiser
You mean, "on it's way to mommy's place".
who do you live with again?
http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/att...achmentid=3872
and fwiw, the people I live with are going to videotape this for me, and you can suck my dick because you will NEVER have the balls I have bitch
NEVER
I don't hide behind some faggot screen name
I ain't scared of the world
keep on being a troll, this forum is completely overrun with your kind
JUST LIKE DRUFF WANTS IT
ISN'T THAT RIGHT DAN DRUFF???
GO AHEAD TODD, BE HONEST WITH ME
ALL THE TIMES YOU SAID YOU HATE TROLLS, YOU WERE LYING YOUR ASS OFF
THIS FESTERING CESSPOOL SHITFORUM BEARS TESTIMONY TO YOUR HEARTS TRUE NATURE
YOU LOVE TROLLS, YOU JUST DESPISE THE ONES BETTER THAN YOU, LIKE TAPPER
ADMIT IT!
Mike,
Seriously consider my plan for you. It could pay off. There are guys going around the net on sites like Brobible doing crazy shit and their youtube vids are blowing up. Get paid for that
Yeah, takes huge balls to be a 31 year old that is unemployed and lives with mommy who eats cinnamon on video for pennies. Takes huge balls to make bets and simply ignore them after you lose. Takes huge balls to cry on mommy's couch after your computer is stolen. You're just like Steve McQueen Mikey.Quote:
Originally Posted by 408Mike
mike are you high right now?Quote:
Originally Posted by 408Mike
when has druff ever trolled you? but yet you are blaming him for this
you bring on most of this yourself by posting walls of text while manic and/or high
Received these from Faduniak. AWEsome!!!
Need them labeled! What is each one called?
Also, who's got an award winning chili recipe?
http://i.imgur.com/GCtkk.jpg
Butch T. Scorpion = the roundish red ones with the dimples all over them.
esta muy caliente!
but seriously, those peppers look like they'd burn just as bad on the way out, be careful yall.
this man knows of what he speaksQuote:
Originally Posted by DRK Star
gingers have a much higher pain tolerance so if drk says it's hot i am inclined to believe him
sad to say, my 12 yr old son handles these things better than I do. Hot peppers rip my guts apart.
If 5150Mike can come close to eating even 1/4 of one of these peppers without his big ol dome exploding, I would be impressed.
Mike's mom used to feed him pennies. If he can handle all that zinc and copper, he should be able to eat some peppers.Quote:
Originally Posted by DRK Star
The yellow ones are called "fatalis"Quote:
Originally Posted by Vwls
The Brown ones are called "Jamaican hot chocolates" (similar to chocolate habaneros)
The skinny long pointy red one is "ghost chile" or Bhut Jolokia
The smooth large red one is "red savina" (which is just a strain of habanero)
The one DRK speaks of is the round fat one that looks like it has a tail. That is the "butch t scorpion"
And there is just 1 of another kind in there...you may not be able to tell the difference. It kinda looks like a mix between the butch t and the red savina. It has the texture of the butch t but doesn't have the tail and is a bit longer, looking like a globe. That one is the "trinidad 7 pot"
in my mail todayQuote:
Originally Posted by DRK Star
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IbEQo.jpg[/IMG]
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i dunno about the purple one, or the solo shiny red guy, or the butch t scorpion
the orange ones are they habaneros?
faduniak would you be so kind as to ID these guys on my plate here?
shit
http://i.imgur.com/byM2a.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/5puC0.jpg
^----purple wtf?---^
WTF
Even rusty the dog says hell fucking no guy, GTFO with your bullshit!
first he smells
http://i.imgur.com/V61D8.jpg
:notsureifwant
http://i.imgur.com/8vnaW.jpg
:donotwant
http://i.imgur.com/r1QAY.jpg
:dowantwafflestho
http://i.imgur.com/lXKB1.jpg
I don't know where to start, which one do you guys want to see me eat first? I thought I was getting one, not a bunch, and it's making me confused.Quote:
Originally Posted by DRK Star
Also wasn't the idea I eat the whole thing at once?
Last I do have a youtube channel and am taking your advice into consideration, RE: eating weird shit on camera. I think I can work it.
Do the Butch TQuote:
Originally Posted by 408MikeI don't know where to start, which one do you guys want to see me eat first? I thought I was getting one, not a bunch, and it's making me confused.Quote:
Originally Posted by DRK Star
Also wasn't the idea I eat the whole thing at once?
Last I do have a youtube channel and am taking your advice into consideration, RE: eating weird shit on camera. I think I can work it.
Chew for 30 seconds, then swallow, nothing to ease the pain for at least 5 minutes
make it happen mikey
do it for scooter
:to
Seems like an appropriate way to be spending your time. Hell with looking for a job. I guess as long as mommy and the State of California are taking care of you, why would you try and find a job? Pathetic. Great job 40Steaks.
the brown one is a jamaican hot chocolate. not too hot
the shiny red one is a strand of habanero. Red Savina. not too hot
The ones that look like they have a stinger and are round/wrinkley are the butch t's. Eat one of these on camera
The yellow ones are fatalis. Not too hot
When i say not too hot, i mean not too hot to cook with. Like chop one up and put on a whole pizza. Not to be used as a stuff pepper etc.
This could easily turn into a HOF thread with video. Do it Ape.
But a word to the wise, if he is telling you to only eat 1/4 of one I wouldn't be going balls to the wall and trying to eat the entire thing at once IMO.
Mike,
Set up your youtube channel properly, make sure you will get revenue from page hits, and do a good job filming the pepper eating event. If done properly, you will generate interest for future videos.
Like I said, the Butch T is very hot. I will leave it up to you to decide how much you want to eat.
These were part of the terms agreed on. As well as the whole pepper minus the stem.Quote:
Originally Posted by adamantiumDo the Butch TQuote:
Originally Posted by 408Mike
Chew for 30 seconds, then swallow, nothing to ease the pain for at least 5 minutes
So it's going to be a Butch T and I did agree to eat the whole thing but not all at once, especially since Faduniak told me I will likely end up vomiting all over the place.Quote:
Originally Posted by DRK Star
I'd like to get this done this weekend or sooner, have you seen my youtube channel? Is it set up properly? I have never in my life done anything to receive revenue from page hits, what does that entail precisely?
not to worry faduniak, you are going to get your video, I am also eyeing something like sauteeing a bag of bertoli with 2 Butch T's chopped up in it and trying to sit and eat the whole thing, man vs food style. What do you think?
my buddy drew says he "can totally handle them" so it's looking like my buddy drew and I are going to do a head to head chili eat off video which will probably also entail hitting the smoke eaters challenge, possibly on the same day, all on video sfobv
Good God you are a fucking idiot. Learn to realize when people are laughing with you, and when people are laughing at you. Why are you so content being everybody's dancing monkey?Quote:
Originally Posted by 408MikeSo it's going to be a Butch T and I did agree to eat the whole thing but not all at once, especially since Faduniak told me I will likely end up vomiting all over the place.Quote:
Originally Posted by DRK Star
I'd like to get this done this weekend or sooner, have you seen my youtube channel? Is it set up properly? I have never in my life done anything to receive revenue from page hits, what does that entail precisely?
not to worry faduniak, you are going to get your video, I am also eyeing something like sauteeing a bag of bertoli with 2 Butch T's chopped up in it and trying to sit and eat the whole thing, man vs food style. What do you think?
I think your read is wrong here. DRK is a pretty genuine guy and is giving mike some reasonable ideas. Just like everything else, there is a <1% chance it will work but what does he have to lose.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anal_HershiserGood God you are a fucking idiot. Learn to realize when people are laughing with you, and when people are laughing at you. Why are you so content being everybody's dancing monkey?Quote:
Originally Posted by 408Mike
To be honest with you, you should be fine eating a whole pepper if you have eaten a spicy pepper in the recent past. When you told me you ate some habs to prepare yourself, I felt you were ok to do it. I'll leave the judgement up to you. If you and your buddy want to split the pepper down the middle and each take half, that is ok with me. I wouldn't do any less than half or else you aren't getting much effect.
He thinks Mike filming himself eating hot things is going to make Mike money? Like it hasn't been done 100,000 times before? You think the people urging Mike to go through with this are doing so because they think it will help him? What does he have to lose? Self respect. Time. What else could he be doing with his time to better his life? This is a complete waste of his time. He'll do this. People will laugh at him. He will be in the same spot. Not that it's not hilarious. But let's be honest about what this is. Mike is talking about this like he expects the Food Network is gonna call him up for a show. It's gonna be seen by the 50 forum members across 3 sites. Poor Mike doesn't even realize when he is being taken advantage of anymore.Quote:
Originally Posted by FaduniakI think your read is wrong here. DRK is a pretty genuine guy and is giving mike some reasonable ideas. Just like everything else, there is a <1% chance it will work but what does he have to lose.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anal_Hershiser
To be honest with you, you should be fine eating a whole pepper if you have eaten a spicy pepper in the recent past. When you told me you ate some habs to prepare yourself, I felt you were ok to do it. I'll leave the judgement up to you. If you and your buddy want to split the pepper down the middle and each take half, that is ok with me. I wouldn't do any less than half or else you aren't getting much effect.
Drk is trying to help me, and I intend on both making your video, as we agreed, and also working some youtube magic that might potentially help me.Quote:
Originally Posted by FaduniakI think your read is wrong here. DRK is a pretty genuine guy and is giving mike some reasonable ideas. Just like everything else, there is a <1% chance it will work but what does he have to lose.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anal_Hershiser
To be honest with you, you should be fine eating a whole pepper if you have eaten a spicy pepper in the recent past. When you told me you ate some habs to prepare yourself, I felt you were ok to do it. I'll leave the judgement up to you. If you and your buddy want to split the pepper down the middle and each take half, that is ok with me. I wouldn't do any less than half or else you aren't getting much effect.
Also had the jamaican pepper tonight HOLY FUCK was that good! Not nearly as hot as I thought it might be, it gave me a small bump in heat but really it was rather mild. Very enjoyable, to say the least.
Tomorrow I am going with my master gardner friend to his plot and apparently the chili gurus of the bay area want to meet me and test out the butch t scorpions you sent me (well 2 of them I am bringing) and I think they're going to want to network with you or someting, these guys are older (70s) and retired and literaly LIVE for hot peppers. They breed them year round, I'll let you know. Maybe you can borrow ideas from each other and make something insane.
For example, do you water your peppers all the time? This guy was telling me he only waters his once a week, it seems to make the peppers MUCH hotter.
ROFL. The 408 eats something hot show. "Youtube magic"? Sounds fucking awesome. Where can I sign up? Do you plan on retiring and living off youtube videos? You're probably super excited about this. Thinking it's gonna turn you into Scrooge McDuck swimming around in a money bin. You won't make enough money off of this to order a pizza with. 40Steaks is planning where to go on his luncheons with Warren Buffet. Better scale back expectations to maybe you'll be able to expect a 6 pack out of this.Quote:
Originally Posted by 408MikeDrk is trying to help me, and I intend on both making your video, as we agreed, and also working some youtube magic that might potentially help me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Faduniak
Also had the jamaican pepper tonight HOLY FUCK was that good! Not nearly as hot as I thought it might be, it gave me a small bump in heat but really it was rather mild. Very enjoyable, to say the least.
Tomorrow I am going with my master gardner friend to his plot and apparently the chili gurus of the bay area want to meet me and test out the butch t scorpions you sent me (well 2 of them I am bringing) and I think they're going to want to network with you or someting, these guys are older (70s) and retired and literaly LIVE for hot peppers. They breed them year round, I'll let you know. Maybe you can borrow ideas from each other and make something insane.
For example, do you water your peppers all the time? This guy was telling me he only waters his once a week, it seems to make the peppers MUCH hotter.
Actually, I was honestly trying to help Mike.
Based on his situation, he could use some revenue AND he seems to enjoy doing some odd stuff on video. His Cinnamon challenge vid....he is one of two people I ever saw successfully complete it (he was smart enough to be cautious of his breathing).
I figured if he set up a youtube channel, did some silly shit like this, and had links to other videos on each video, he could get some traction and possibly get some money from youtube should his view counts get high enough.
I even warned him about the pepper. That bitch IS hot. I dont want the guy to die.
Need that money bin yet, knuckledragger?
bump for 40Steak so he can post a pepper vid
I have my youtube account monetized, now my videos have ghey ads on the bottoms, how do I extract revenue from this? I am incompetent at making money, obviously.Quote:
Originally Posted by DRK Star
Nibbling on one of the butch's now, nothing yet...OI4EWQGNV['OEWQ HWQEHWWHTWA THEW FUCK TJHW THE UFCK IS THIS SHIT
FADUNIAK YOU SONOFA BTIUCKI THAT'S PAIN
THAT'S NOT HEAT IT'S OUTRIGHT PAINFUL
OH GOD
Ok, I'm screwed. Candle wax, homer used candle wax or something I think right?
Rather not eat candle wax, this is just going to suck. A lot.
developing...
Have to do it, but my lord this is nothing like a habanero. It reminds me of the sauce I had mad dog 357, but doesn't taste anything like it, it's like a semi-sharp knife digging into my skin in millions of places at one, and my eyes closed on meQuote:
Originally Posted by DRK Star
from nibbling on a tiny piece mind you
wow
OH MY GOD I WASHED MOLD OFF TWO PEPPERS, AND WASHED MY HANDS TWICE, THERE WAS STILL ENOUGH JUICE RESIDUE ON MY FINGERS THAT I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND
AND
I CAN'T SAY IT, BUT I AM IN A LOT OF PAIN RIGHT NOW, MY WAIST AND EVERYTHING IN CONTACT WITH MY FINGERS IS BRIGHT AS FUCK RED RIGHT NOW
OH MY GOD