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Originally Posted by mulva
I don’t think I ever watched an episode of full house. LL always is the chick from Secret Admirer to me. She played that common 80 teen flick role of best friend while some dude chases another girl and somehow is oblivious to his hotter friend who is smitten by him. I feel that premise was in a dozen movies but I’d need druff’s nostalgic memory for the other movies, and it’s possible he’s like a year or two young for that string of 80s films.
My first thoughts were, we really had the FBI on this shit? Like aren’t there terrorists and dangerous people left? Felt wasteful, but then I thought that you can probably finance this whole investigation x 10 with the fines that will be levied and actually paid by these defendants. Then I thought how these cases, I would guess, are defense lawyer dream cases. All these people willing to drop $500k to get their brats into college will pay whatever you want to bill them and the prosecution will be after the ringleader and maybe a few others and the rest will get huge fines, huge legal bills, and the ringleader will go away and lawyers will get paid and look smart for getting their clients a slap on the wrist while pocketing a million in billable hours.
I think defense attorneys have a great angle with this one, as far as the parents are concerned.
They can use the "College admissions have always been a joke" defense, basically pointing out that it's common knowledge that people get into college all the time via nepotism, athletic ability (without academic qualification), donations to the school, etc.
Parents can use the defense of, "We thought that was the system in place, and we thought we were basically doing the same thing as the guy who donates $1 million to the school to partially fund a new building, and then his daughter gets in,"
I think enough reasonable doubt can be created, and it can be cast that the parents were simply manipulating within an already broken system, and weren't even aware they were committing crimes.
I'd almost buy that explanation myself.
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Originally Posted by Dan Druff
there is a tax fraud angle--the payments to Singer were usually treated as a charitable contribution deduction by the parents...and one even went so far as to charge the payments to his business as a consulting fee...these folks were buying a service (an illegal one) rather than making a true gift--the definition of a charitable gift is in the Treasury Regulations and instructions to tax returns, IRS publications and in tax court decisions.
also, every college in the USA except Hilldale accepts federal government grants, and thus all except Hillsdale comply with admission standards/protocols the federal government lays down...here the parents were attempting to get around those admission standards
claiming learning disabilities to get extended time to take placement exams, having the placement exams taken where the proctor would change answers, building a false resume of high school achievement, claiming to be an athlete all show knowing intent to cheat the system of placement...
those charged better hope I'm not called to serve on their jury
"oh darn im more famous than ever before and don't have to go to school anymore"
chick definitely has the talent to stay in the public eye
https://www.instagram.com/oliviajade/
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Originally Posted by GrenadaRogerI wouldn't accept itQuote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
there is a tax fraud angle--the payments to Singer were usually treated as a charitable contribution deduction by the parents...and one even went so far as to charge the payments to his business as a consulting fee...these folks were buying a service (an illegal one) rather than making a true gift--the definition of a charitable gift is in the Treasury Regulations and instructions to tax returns, IRS publications and in tax court decisions.
also, every college in the USA except Hilldale accepts federal government grants, and thus all except Hillsdale comply with admission standards/protocols the federal government lays down...here the parents were attempting to get around those admission standards
claiming learning disabilities to get extended time to take placement exams, having the placement exams taken where the proctor would change answers, building a false resume of high school achievement, claiming to be an athlete all show knowing intent to cheat the system of placement...
those charged better hope I'm not called to serve on their jury
I was thinking this guy is fucked when seeing he set it up as a charity. It didn’t even dawn on me that the parents might have claimed it as a tax deduction.
I still doubt the parents see anything but huge ass fines.
I’m thinking what would appeal to me if I’m a juror. These celebrity parents standing up and saying “ you see my daughter is a vapid attention whore. We were afraid she was going to end up with a sex tape with some C list rapper or back up power forward and try to be a fucking Kardashian if we didn’t intervene and get her into school and hope she matured and grew up once exposed to kids from normal backgrounds and become a substanative human being. We were desperate.”
Like I could respect that.
The IRS ain’t gonna buy that explanation. They are going to disallow these charitable deductions, assses additional taxes, penalties and interest. If they bitch, the IRS will threaten criminal fraud charges. I worked for the IRS for a year. Like the FBI, they are methodical.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Oh, I agree with all of this.Quote:
Originally Posted by JayjamiThe IRS ain’t gonna buy that explanation. They are going to disallow these charitable deductions, assses additional taxes, penalties and interest. If they bitch, the IRS will threaten criminal fraud charges. I worked for the IRS for a year. Like the FBI, they are methodical.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
But I was talking about criminal charges against the parents.
I think the parents only get some kind of suspended sentence, pay a fine, and of course pay IRS penalties/interest/whatever on the bogus charitable deductions.
Yes, the public wants blood regarding this, but if there are real prison sentences handed down against the ringleader and his accomplices at the colleges (as well as the bogus test-takers), I think that will be enough for most people to feel justice was done.
$500k....wtf...just donate it directly to the college of theater arts and get your dumbshit kid in.
Or suck a couple cocks...sheesh...
They saw she was friends with Todd on SnapchatQuote:
Originally Posted by BCR
I literally set hundreds of dollars on fire applying to schools I wanted to get into. And so have many others, all because we were outgunned by the rich assholes. It's like poker almost....one who has the chips usually captains the table.Quote:
Originally Posted by BCR
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Originally Posted by TexterThey saw she was friends with Todd on SnapchatQuote:
Originally Posted by BCR
Well that would be a valid reason. She essentially got a letter saying you have to be 5’0 tall and she was like I’m 5’6. It was just a strange letter. Being associated with Todd and and his unsavory site would be valid. She’s two semesters into school and already in the UK studying some liberal arts history of music shit, and probably on LOTF’s Snapchat now, so the moral of the story is lol college.
and now two enterprising Stanford students are suing Stanford Univ, asking for $5 mil, claiming the value of their degrees are cheapened (damaged) by the scandal as Stanford Univ is not the exclusive place it claims to be
seems Stanford Univ has a culture/teaches exploitation of every opportunity (indeed the rich are different)
fitting, Leland Stanford and his cronies ripped off the US government while building the Central Pacific RR (geologist Whitney report) and then exploited California & its farmers for 50 years thereafter (The Octopus)...also see Colton Letters & Spite Wall for enrichment reading
I wonder if Yale, Stanford, Univ Texas, Wake Forest 2020 course catalogs will include Bribery 101, Intermediate Corruption and Senior Seminar is Influence Peddling? (government & business leader birthplaces)
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So I went to check out this page again (basically the reason for my post, so I knew where to find it) and I see she has gone from 1.3m followers yesterday to now 1.4m
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/lo...cid=spartanntp
FUCK YEAH!!! better be signing over those full house and fuller house residual checks for the next billion-plus years...
Good headline grabber, but this will go nowhere.Quote:
Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis
As I mentioned on radio last night, this scheme, while obnoxious, only resulted in denial of a tiny, tiny percentage of otherwise qualified college applicants.
yeah was trolling...at least if you're gonna file a lawsuit like this, make the amount plausible...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan DruffGood headline grabber, but this will go nowhere.Quote:
Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis
As I mentioned on radio last night, this scheme, while obnoxious, only resulted in denial of a tiny, tiny percentage of otherwise qualified college applicants.
Probably a lot more than that so this shenanigan to help their dumbass/undisciplined kid get better college entrance exam scores.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan DruffGood headline grabber, but this will go nowhere.Quote:
Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis
As I mentioned on radio last night, this scheme, while obnoxious, only resulted in denial of a tiny, tiny percentage of otherwise qualified college applicants.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/ne...system-1195212
Seeing as you only mentioned suffering from anxiety following getting LPR recently, I’m guessing that your parents didn’t resort to abusing a disability claim to help get into UCSB.
question for limitles and Mumbles... did the mop tops ever guest star on Full House?
Somehow I doubt that Felicity Huffman, William H. Macy, Lori Loughlin and other piece of shit wealthy parents will do any time in federal prison. Fuck'em and their spoiled, shitty, ass kids.
The colleges and universities will not change either.
They will still accept bribes from rich people.
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Do you realize that you just inadvertantly argued for how the Beach Boys had by then devolved into a crass commercialization-of-nostalga version of their former selves?Quote:
Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe
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the Beach Boys and Beatles were both commercial endeavors from the beginning, the Beach Boys went way more "artistic cred" than the Beatles dreamed of. Pet Sounds and Smile aren't even rock and roll, 95 percent of Beatles tracks play it safe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-OrHsG-03I
Aunt Becky would still get it..
I have a ? did this all get found out cuz of all the Ncaa investigations that were being done in basketball?
Id personally throw rocks at the rower ppl if i could
I actually got someone placed in the Boston area to do that right now if they see any.
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Originally Posted by badguy23
time to move on, she has a 19 year old daughter now that looks like her, she has been made great again
don't know for sure, but would say no...this investigation focused on an admissions prep guy (or whatever the fuck you want to call him)...the basketball investigation pretty much focused on how the shoe companies funneled money to top recruits and how that money was given to recruits "handlers", family members, and how much of that money ended up in the pockets of coaches/assistants...Quote:
Originally Posted by badguy23
happy they got caught.
badguy23: id still take the mom over the idiot saying shes only going to college to party
she was already getting paid to be hot before she entered. doesn't kylie jenner make like 1 billion dollars. id say shes pretty smart for not caring about school
Pretty good. Prettyyyyy...prettyyyyy...prettyyyyy...pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBmIE0bScNE#
Felicity Huffman pled guilty, and admitted she did everything the prosecutors said.
https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/13/us/fe...lea/index.html
Meh. I think this is pretty small time compared to the dirty shit that goes on the regular, and these people are just taking the bullet so everything else can continue on as normal. Given how easy most people seem to get off on white collar crimes like this, the fact they are being punished as all is probably being overly harsh relatively.Quote:
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Even after all this I'd still fuck aunt Becky so hard her gums would bleed.
Just sayin'.
Well, I for one am completely shocked...
https://www.npr.org/2019/09/13/75925...ssions-scandal
Has anybody done the "You're in big trouble, mister" joke yet?
Whatever happened to the parents of rich kids just writing a big donation check to ensure admission?
I thought this was standard practice - I went to a rich private school and this was the case in many circumstances.
Im so shocked. 14 days is a fucking joke.. She'll do weekends to serve her time and wont even do the whole 14 days.. ridiculous.. Once again proves the system is partial to the rich..
Two systems of justice. Well, actually it also depends on where you are. That said:
https://youtu.be/HVHaioBfWiE
I wondered the same before. Apparently they tried to go around that system because reasons.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe