Vegas round 2: cash game edition

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Originally Posted by shortbuspoker

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Originally Posted by LarryLaffer

oh? the dark web?


is that like the internet with no lights on?

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It's the new segregated internet that Attorney General Sessions is going to make n-words use.

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oh the web where everything is blackface.


[insert famous black face photo of Ted Danson here]

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Originally Posted by shortbuspoker

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:solidgold

Lare - are you going to get around to posting anything worth a shit in the faux trip report or just continue your vapid babbling?

12 hour marathon at the bellagio leads to me dumping half my roll after some of the worst run

outs i've seen in years.


flopped a 5 high joint,

guy flopped the 6 high with me.

flopped middle set,

railroaded by the guy with top pair runner flush draw

flush hits river.


Had aces 3 times, got action once.


by hour 8 i should've left,

i learned a valuable lesson as well as maybe life tilted myself into maybe never playing poker

and possibly just giving up life and becoming a monk.

Who is Leapins? Off forum friend?

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Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit

Who is Leapins? Off forum friend?

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Leapin Larry is Drexel's friend who i met when i was here last month. we became friends and when he dropped me off at the airport last time he told me to come back and stay for the weekend.

jews stick together i guess?


bonus my brother is here and got me into the American Glass Expo.

i haven't seen drexel yet, he was under the weather, but we are going to play a tournament later.

the 9-18 is going, and if it's running strong i'll play,if it isn't, then i guess i'll go eat the lsd i found and enjoy vegas Fear And Loathing style.

Cool. Play your game. That room he gave you was sick. I'm guessing you can't stay there forever and ever???

Laffer if you weren't getting all this free shit would you be in Vegas donking off the roll you don't have? Are you even playing poker or just sitting in your free room smoking weed all day?

Nice hustle.

Laffer if yur running bad in poker go put a hundo spot on Kuchar to win British Open. It should be like 5 or 6 to 1. I think his dorky ass is gonna win. And you'd pick yourself up a rack for the cash game... or whatever the fuck 500 looks like in those awkward 3 dollar chips.

Ok last advice. If you go busto offer to drive cmoney his car cross country and just kinda sidle in to that assistant position while there.

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Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler

Laffer if you weren't getting all this free shit would you be in Vegas donking off the roll you don't have? Are you even playing poker or just sitting in your free room smoking weed all day?

Nice hustle.

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yes. bc id just come here and pay for a hotel room with the BR i do have. nice hustle for sure if you ask me. Let me know when the next time you refuse generous offers to come hang out in other states.

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Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit

Laffer if yur running bad in poker go put a hundo spot on Kuchar to win British Open. It should be like 5 or 6 to 1. I think his dorky ass is gonna win. And you'd pick yourself up a rack for the cash game... or whatever the fuck 500 looks like in those awkward 3 dollar chips.

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i may do this. and a rack of chips for the 9/18 is $300. And i just called the bellagio and they said the game looks strong with lots of regs. (which means it won't break)

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Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit

Ok last advice. If you go busto offer to drive cmoney his car cross country and just kinda sidle in to that assistant position while there.

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why would i go busto?


i always leave an exit round.

rolled back to the bellagio. 9/18 broke shortly after i got in but not before i recouped half my loss last night.

due to a weird comp system, where you have to have them print you up a paper comp (i was here for 14 hours yesterday) i found Out i have more casino comps than Chau Giang.

TID

if larry and tyde were playing in the same cash game, i would legit move heaven and earth to sit in it.

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Originally Posted by sonatine

if larry and tyde were playing in the same cash game, i would legit move heaven and earth to sit in it.

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that would involve a few things for that to happen.

can you guess?

a casino would have to spread micro stakes.

you'd have to leave your moms basement (after she makes you clean it)

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Originally Posted by LarryLaffer

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Originally Posted by sonatine

if larry and tyde were playing in the same cash game, i would legit move heaven and earth to sit in it.

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that would involve a few things for that to happen.

can you guess?

a casino would have to spread micro stakes.

you'd have to leave your moms basement (after she makes you clean it)

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Thats some great posting Dave

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Originally Posted by LarryLaffer

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Originally Posted by sonatine

if larry and tyde were playing in the same cash game, i would legit move heaven and earth to sit in it.

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that would involve a few things for that to happen.

can you guess?

a casino would have to spread micro stakes.

you'd have to leave your moms basement (after she makes you clean it)

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I hope you are playing better at the table than you are ITT, or it's going to be a short trip.

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Originally Posted by The_Lurker

TID

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Please listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U2RO3g5Qa0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2EYO4KkVCo

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Originally Posted by LarryLaffer

12 hour marathon at the bellagio leads to me dumping half my roll after some of the worst run

outs i've seen in years.


flopped a 5 high joint,

guy flopped the 6 high with me.

flopped middle set,

railroaded by the guy with top pair runner flush draw

flush hits river.


Had aces 3 times, got action once.


by hour 8 i should've left,

i learned a valuable lesson as well as maybe life tilted myself into maybe never playing poker

and possibly just giving up life and becoming a monk.

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welcome to poker

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Originally Posted by LarryLaffer

12 hour marathon at the bellagio leads to me dumping half my roll after some of the worst run

outs i've seen in years.


flopped a 5 high joint,

guy flopped the 6 high with me.

flopped middle set,

railroaded by the guy with top pair runner flush draw

flush hits river.


Had aces 3 times, got action once.


by hour 8 i should've left,

i learned a valuable lesson as well as maybe life tilted myself into maybe never playing poker

and possibly just giving up life and becoming a monk.

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Dude, how do you dumpp half your roll in 1 session at 9/18? or was this NL and you kept buying in? not trying to knock you, just trying to understand. btw if you get really short my offer still stands, just shoot me a text.

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Originally Posted by handicapme

Dude, how do you dumpp half your roll in 1 session at 9/18? or was this NL and you kept buying in? not trying to knock you, just trying to understand. btw if you get really short my offer still stands, just shoot me a text.

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What? Do you think he's properly rolled with 300-400 BB's to play it? I kinda doubt it. Even if he has a BR of $1800, losing 50bb in a 12 hour session is fairly easy if you run bad.

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Originally Posted by Hockey Guy

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Originally Posted by handicapme

Dude, how do you dumpp half your roll in 1 session at 9/18? or was this NL and you kept buying in? not trying to knock you, just trying to understand. btw if you get really short my offer still stands, just shoot me a text.

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What? Do you think he's properly rolled with 300-400 BB's to play it? I kinda doubt it. Even if he has a BR of $1800, losing 50bb in a 12 hour session is fairly easy if you run bad.

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exactly, on top of which he's absolutely terrible at poker.

And mentally deficient

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Originally Posted by handicapme

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Originally Posted by LarryLaffer

12 hour marathon at the bellagio leads to me dumping half my roll after some of the worst run

outs i've seen in years.


flopped a 5 high joint,

guy flopped the 6 high with me.

flopped middle set,

railroaded by the guy with top pair runner flush draw

flush hits river.


Had aces 3 times, got action once.


by hour 8 i should've left,

i learned a valuable lesson as well as maybe life tilted myself into maybe never playing poker

and possibly just giving up life and becoming a monk.

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Dude, how do you dumpp half your roll in 1 session at 9/18? or was this NL and you kept buying in? not trying to knock you, just trying to understand. btw if you get really short my offer still stands, just shoot me a text.

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1/3 NL. the 9/18 was dead. obvs i kept buying in. i lost 2 buy ins. normal cash game.




this is why i prefer Lhe to NL when i'm out of town bc of short term variance.



Sonatine, anytime you'd like to play me in poker please let me know. will escrow with druff if you wanna play online.

oh and i came with enough to buy in for 4 racks at a 9/18. so if this was going id be fine.

have met with Jack Daniels. We are +ev drinking at the ventian.

he gave me a present.


so much for quitting.

thanks larry, i'll take that under consideration.

I'd rather drink warm elephant piss than drink a Corona.

I've had an opened 24 pack of it in my basement that I bought for the bar @ my daughter's wedding & now can't get rid of it. BTW, this was in 2014.

Wait, so he knew you quit smoking and brought you a pack of cigs as a present? That's freaking awesome.

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Originally Posted by LarryLaffer

oh and i came with enough to buy in for 4 racks at a 9/18. so if this was going id be fine.

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He stuntin on you niggas!!

 

Corona is pretty decent. I don't drink anymore, but Corona was always skunked and reminded me of weed.

Please stay in town the entire week. I hear that the games will be good at Mandalay Bay this week. I'm hearing that the games at Caesars will be going off Thursday through Saturday. Also make sure that your devices are connected to wifi as much as possible. If they are bluetooth enabled please make sure bluetooth is turned on even though you probably don't have any paired devices.

If you do get short on cash, (no pun intended) feel free to use any ATM on the strip.

HU4ROLLZ FOOLS

update.

3 drinks have cost me $7.50 so far.


+ev at the moment

corona is the best

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Originally Posted by big dick

corona is the best

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Come on over then. I'd even feed you a couple just to get rid of them.
:lol2

Would go good with a nice ribeye

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Originally Posted by big dick

Would go good with a nice ribeye

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:lol3

Okay, I'll throw in a ribeye too but you gotta promise to drink at least 4 & take 2 more for the road.

This is my final offer to get rid of those fucking things.

BTW, I'm cutting that slab up tomorrow.

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Originally Posted by big dick

corona is the best

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