this might be the most larrylaffer post in history.
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lest we forget, even at $25 a piece hes going to have to eat 32 of them PLUS 35 side salads if he can somehow stay awake for 36 straight hours, and if we assume hes going to literally die at hour 24 then he has to down a staggering 1 Nut High and a side salad as well something like every 40 minutes and thats a fraction of what the guy in Se7en needed to croak that fattard.
that's his plan and he said if mc'd employees don't accommodate him he's fucked. one of the conditions is he can't call the restaurant ahead
https://twitter.com/mikenoori <--- his twitter if anyone wants to hear the real details and avoid the #FAKENEWSQuote:
And 20 bacon strips and 20 cheese slices that's my plan for hot food portion
We are all assuming that he is on the shitter the entire time right?
If so, he can eat while he shits AND shit while he is passed out.
also, as far as using a diuretic, he is planning on eating $500 of apple slices so that should be more than enough
so, it's basically $500 worth of apple slices, $200 of salads, and $300 of hot foods
this guy raelly fucked up. should've chose wendy's.
spicy chicken sandwich
Judging by his last name, he is Persian and from a middle to lower class family
lol over 100 sides of bacon and 100 gogurts....in addition to whatever else he needs.
i would love to watch all of this unfold. fucker should hire somebody to film. i bet somebody would do it for free
think about it. bacon has to be involved. it's prolly $1 per piece and mickey's bacon is small and pretty crispy. i think each piece they sell is like half size.
still.... 500 pieces of small bacon is still 500 pieces.
and what about sides of anything?
How much is an extra slice of cheese? That is where I would be attacking.
Where are the most expensive McDonalds prices to be found? If there's a McD's in a theme park or stadium near him, the prices there would make this bet a lot easier, maybe by half or more.
edit: nevermind, just saw the no inflated pricing rule.
Bacon is 99 cents for an average sized strip. (They say 2 strips on receipt but their "strips" are halves) I get it all the time on breakfast sandwiches. In some more expensive/privately owned ones it is as much as $1.29.
Regular-sliced bacon is .062 inches thick (1/16 inch)
with 16 - 20 slices per pound.
Thin-sliced bacon is .031 inches thick (1/32 inch) with.
28 - 32 slices per pound.
mickey bacon is prolly .015 with 40-50 slices per pound. somebody do the math here. eating a lot is starting to look possible
bacon must be key. a big mac is 7.5 ounces and costs $4. a slice of bacon costs $1.29 and weighs half an ounce. 7.5 ounces of bacon, the weight of a big mac, costs almost $20.
he has to eat $50 worth of burgers.. so he buys 13 big macs, each with 45 slices of bacon on it. each bacon monstrosity burger would weigh 1.87 pounds about for a total weight of about 25 pounds, rounded up.
the bacon could be key here, no doubt about it.
x factor tho if a mcdonalds only sells him 10 or 20 bacon, he has to take the 7.5 ounce hit and get a whole new big mac at the next store, so the 13 big mac total can only go up for every store that refuses to sell him 45 pieces of bacon on one big mac.
you all do know that a 24 hour McD has a set menu for the late night hours.
Did he work out a rakeback deal with the McDonalds he'll be doing this at?
still pretty sure he ends up in the ER but its looking more possible yes.
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Originally Posted by Dan Druff
When does this bet take place anyway?
Even if he survives, the amount of irradiated food that has been consumed in such a small amount of time can't be safe, this guy must have a death wish, judging by his jaundice look, it's not going to end well...........first ballot Darwin award winner.
Also as far as staying up for 36 hours I cant imagine thats the best play. What he should do is get in some exercise on the day he starts it. Then kick it off late at night and crush whatever and go to sleep.
Basically use the 36 hours over 3 days.
So he can eat late the first night and go to bed, eat whatever the next day and sleep again and then attack when he wakes up the 3rd day
Bingo
Like he could start the first night and crush a bunch of food from 11 PM till midnight.
Sleep for 8 hours and then he gets up @ 8 AM and then he has 16 hrs to do whatever he chooses.
He goes to bed this night at 11 PM and he is now at 24 hours.
He can sleep for 8 more hours and wake up and crush the last 4 hours to win/thread
I like his side
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According to Men’s Health magazine, six healthy guys did eat 6,000 calories for seven days straight while staying in a hospital bed under the name of medical research. The men gained on average 8 pounds per person. They developed insulin resistance, liver complications and extreme oxidative stress.
this guy is going into a coma for SURE
at first i didn't think he could do it. now i think he can. those apple and salad prices are high...and all he needs to do is eat 2.5 lbs of bacon in 2 separate binges in those 36hrs for 5 hundo towards...the 1k
and if he can somehow eat like a huge pig 3 times and not let it bother him he gets to eat even less each time.
Anyone actually know him to know if he'd make a donk bet, or if he does have the angle.
As others have said, apples and salad probably going to be the sweet spot and all the other shenanigans along the way.
Side question, anyone know how much stock MCDs keeps on hand at any particular branch.
I assume we're working to get this guy on radio.
Also, some tidbits:
He's not allowed to contact restaurants prior
He's going to do it wearing the hamburglar costume