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Shut it dwai you homoQuote:
Originally Posted by dwai
It's weird that you both communicate in real life like you have no real friends, and you both try so desperately hard to fit in on a 3rd tier poker forum, it's all making sense nowQuote:
Originally Posted by simpdog
go fuck yourself faggot, got any more sure locks like Hillary winning? shut it down stay at home dadQuote:
Originally Posted by big dickShut it dwai you homoQuote:
Originally Posted by dwai
LOL I didn't expect such a harsh response.
Chester Fried Chicken with rotten finger nails? ........ Tasty
Hope the grease helped clean em up for ya.
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Originally Posted by simpdog
You could always try the fried livers and gizzards... about halfway down the right sideQuote:
Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud
https://www.chestersinternational.co.../chicken-menu/
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Originally Posted by big dickYou could always try the fried livers and gizzards... about halfway down the right sideQuote:
Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud
https://www.chestersinternational.co.../chicken-menu/
That's truly fucked up. Weirdest shit I've ever seen on any fast food menu.
Would eat my own shoelaces first.
As for fast food in general. I don't know why people still bother.
Last several years has seen a huge rise in nice, independent establishments opening. Which offer all sorts of 'fresh' take away foods.
Healthier foods too AND using better quality products.
Fuck those chains and grubby pizza/kebab houses which churn out utter shite, with god knows what added to them in order to make em taste good and moorish.
I'm at a bar right now in NE Minneapolis with a girl I met on tinder.
she works at this bar selling pull tabs.
I just watched the bartender go through about $400 worth of them in about an hour.
that has to be the most degenerate gambling I've seen in a while.
a few of the dead soldiers:
If you're at a bar with a girl, get off PFA and get on her.Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLafferI'm at a bar right now in NE Minneapolis with a girl I met on tinder.
she works at this bar selling pull tabs.
I just watched the bartender go through about $400 worth of them in about an hour.
that has to be the most degenerate gambling I've seen in a while.
a few of the dead soldiers:
Be a gentleman Larry and make sure to wear gloves before fingering the ugly munter on the back seat of your chicken fried car.
Chicken grease is good lubeQuote:
Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud
wellllll
got a bj.
gonna fuck this chick tomorrow.
yay!!!
1. How do you know?Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
2. Why didn't you fuck her tonight?
3. Did she swallow?
4. Sick brag.
1. how do i know I got a bj? pretty sure I'd know.Quote:
Originally Posted by hongkonger1. How do you know?Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
2. Why didn't you fuck her tonight?
3. Did she swallow?
4. Sick brag.
2. she has kids, and lives with her younger brother, and I guess they were still up playing video games (her brother is 21, i didnt ask the kids ages. cant be that old as she's only 35). so she gave me head in my car. LOL
3. yes
4. thanks.
and dude, this ain't my first rodeo. I can update my trip report while some broad is in the bathroom. im not retarded.Quote:
Originally Posted by hongkonger
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Originally Posted by Lord of the FraudQuote:
Originally Posted by big dick
That's truly fucked up. Weirdest shit I've ever seen on any fast food menu.
Would eat my own shoelaces first.
As for fast food in general. I don't know why people still bother.
Last several years has seen a huge rise in nice, independent establishments opening. Which offer all sorts of 'fresh' take away foods.
Healthier foods too AND using better quality products.
Fuck those chains and grubby pizza/kebab houses which churn out utter shite, with god knows what added to them in order to make em taste good and moorish.
LISTEN YOU LIMEY COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKING PEICE OF BRITISH SHIT:
your food in the UK is so fucking bad, Anthony Bourdain won't even do a fucking show on it.
Andrew Zimmern maybe. that's how gross it is.
Haggis anyone? how about some fucking bangers and mash. or some fuckin' bland ass english breakfast.
good fucking lord.
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Indiana has Chester's. it's great when it's fresh! If it's been sitting there all day you feel like you're eating a rubber chicken.Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLafferQuote:
Originally Posted by Tegnation22
ive only seen it in WI.
it's gas station chicken. not many people understand that this is actually a thing.
Did you play WSOPc Potawatomi?
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Originally Posted by simpdog
I meant how do you know you're going to fuck her tonight.Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer1. how do i know I got a bj? pretty sure I'd know.Quote:
Originally Posted by hongkonger
2. she has kids, and lives with her younger brother, and I guess they were still up playing video games (her brother is 21, i didnt ask the kids ages. cant be that old as she's only 35). so she gave me head in my car. LOL
3. yes
4. thanks.
and dude, this ain't my first rodeo. I can update my trip report while some broad is in the bathroom. im not retarded.Quote:
Originally Posted by hongkonger
https://twitter.com/Jdill55/status/7...rc=twsrc%5EtfwQuote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer1. how do i know I got a bj? pretty sure I'd know.Quote:
Originally Posted by hongkonger
2. she has kids, and lives with her younger brother, and I guess they were still up playing video games (her brother is 21, i didnt ask the kids ages. cant be that old as she's only 35). so she gave me head in my car. LOL
3. yes
4. thanks.
and dude, this ain't my first rodeo. I can update my trip report while some broad is in the bathroom. im not retarded.Quote:
Originally Posted by hongkonger
All of the awful British cooking is worth their fresh fish and chips. I had THE best tasting fried fish in my life at a shop in south London back in 2002. Ordered just the fish and stepped next door to a pub for a room-temp brown ale. D-lish!Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLafferLISTEN YOU LIMEY COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKING PEICE OF BRITISH SHIT:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud
your food in the UK is so fucking bad, Anthony Bourdain won't even do a fucking show on it.
Andrew Zimmern maybe. that's how gross it is.
Haggis anyone? how about some fucking bangers and mash. or some fuckin' bland ass english breakfast.
good fucking lord.
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Originally Posted by AhoosierAIndiana has Chester's. it's great when it's fresh! If it's been sitting there all day you feel like you're eating a rubber chicken.Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
Did you play WSOPc Potawatomi?
I guess I haven't driven far enough into Indiana.
the chicken I had was def fresh as fuck. I can't wait to drive back tomorrow and get more.
I played some of the cash games, but failed to show up on time for any tournaments. LOL at showing up at places at certain times on a schedule. how anti-poker.
Hockey Guy: You're like a big fkin baby.
You are such a pussy. I red rep you so you gotta be sure to red rep me back? lol @ you
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Originally Posted by big dick
to be fair, I do this to a lot of people.
but im a vindictive relentless revenge driven asshole from America.
whats the canadians excuse
Little Larry and his baby hands could fist a virgin and she wouldn't feel a fucking thing. Besides, why wear gloves? You think a tinder slut cares about bike chain grease under his finger nails?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud
LOL. You take this shit way too seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by big dick
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Originally Posted by Muck FiconLittle Larry and his baby hands could fist a virgin and she wouldn't feel a fucking thing. Besides, why wear gloves? You think a tinder slut cares about bike chain grease under his finger nails?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud
Can't begrudge even the dregs of society enjoying their heavy petting.
It's when they produce offspring it becomes a problem. Imagine what low-hanging tinder fruit would spit out after unpredictable Larry has shot off a load of his chicken fried jizz into her diseased cunt?
This is how sex offenders and serial killers are born.
Both need to be neutered like stray cats.
such an awful thing to say about your sisterQuote:
Originally Posted by Lord of the FraudQuote:
Originally Posted by Muck Ficon
Can't begrudge even the dregs of society enjoying their heavy petting.
It's when they produce offspring it becomes a problem. Imagine what low-hanging tinder fruit would spit out after unpredictable Larry has shot off a load of his chicken fried jizz into her diseased cunt?
This is how sex offenders and serial killers are born.
Both need to be neutered like stray cats.
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Originally Posted by Lord of the FraudQuote:
Originally Posted by Muck Ficon
Can't begrudge even the dregs of society enjoying their heavy petting.
It's when they produce offspring it becomes a problem. Imagine what low-hanging tinder fruit would spit out after unpredictable Larry has shot off a load of his chicken fried jizz into her diseased cunt?
This is how sex offenders and serial killers are born.
Both need to be neutered like stray cats.
so I haven't made it to matts yet for a JL. funny thing is my host, who's from here, has also never been there. But he offered homemade pizza so I took him up on it.
Minneapolis is wonderful bc the state of Minnesota allows you to buy foreclosed homes with easy to obtain loans.
the house my friend bought was previously owned by Cornbread Harris, the piano player, and also the father of Jimmy Jam, who played in Prince's band. This is Jimmy Jam's childhood home.
so it's basically a free hotel for me, but I provided a 6 pack of Spotted Cow as a gift.
I now have some more cash on me, through a little bit of magic I was able to obtain some. So I may go back to Canterbury and try and make a last stand, after I meet back up with this chick from last night.
It was prolly boring as fuck for Larry. After he vented about running bad in that session, I droned on for a bit about some issue in trucking that I hate. You could say that I "druffed" the topic, providing way more detail than most people care about, and sometimes to the point where most people likely want to reach for loaded gun to end their suffering. Which, I guess, is a reason why I like Druff. He reminds me of myself in the regard. Only I used to do so at the poker table to the point where some poor guy next to me would blurt out for me to shut the fuck up, I was giving him a headache/making his ears bleed/etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by gauchojake
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Originally Posted by MumblesBadlyIt was prolly boring as fuck for Larry. After he vented about running bad in that session, I droned on for a bit about some issue in trucking that I hate. You could say that I "druffed" the topic, providing way more detail than most people care about, and sometimes to the point where most people likely want to reach for loaded gun to end their suffering. Which, I guess, is a reason why I like Druff. He reminds me of myself in the regard. Only I used to do so at the poker table to the point where some poor guy next to me would blurt out for me to shut the fuck up, I was giving him a headache/making his ears bleed/etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by gauchojake
lol it wasn't boring bc I'm also in logistics. a lot of things are common.
like getting fucked over by dispatchers. that's par for the course.
Pizzas look good, congrats on the bJ.