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Tyde: put a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger
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Originally Posted by big dick
seriously though
Mumbles is literally the *worst* poster *ever*
this clown makes me *want* to lay down in front of a *freight* train immed
he *actually* makes me miss Sonny....who is *arguably* the most *horrible* poster of all time
for the love of *God* post restrict this fucking *mongoloid* before he destroys whats left here
He came off good during his interview on pfa but I cringed watching him talk to get information while no one said a word he kept a dialogue with himself every time it was his action. Just painful and not a bit entertaining. Eifel came across as an ass to. Eifel should have taken him aside and talked to him and threatened him with penalty if kept it up. Just a huge mess .
The dude being all in with 3 tables left in the main event and Jack lecturing will for 10 minutes was bullshit. I'd be pissed.
The bottom line on Day 7 was and remains this.. The other guy was the one all in and Will was the one with the decision to make, therefore he can chat and talk all he wants to get information as he stated. Jack Eiffel was full of shit and out of line period. Hellmuth has done this same shit, as have many big name pros when they are trying to get a read on an opponent when making a decision. Granted Kassouf wasn't the one at risk, it doesn't matter the action was on him, therefore he had the right to fish for information or try to.. The irony of course in this whole thing was Bleznick who was banned earlier in the WSOP was at the same table.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suicide King
I'm typically with you. But I have to disagree. This was an enjoyable listen. Higly recommend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
here you go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqMySPspkAE
almost the same speech
LOL
The thing about Kassouf, after he shoved his chips in with the worse hand after ranting endlessly, he had the balls to say he got under the skin of the guy with aces.
There is only one message being delivered there; it had nothing to do with poker, he just likes to needle people.
Which makes him a massive, massive asshole and everything wrong about contemporary B&M poker made flesh.
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Originally Posted by sonatine
ok so on the internet it's ok to troll people......
but in real life...not so much....
nice logic?
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Originally Posted by LarryLafferQuote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
ok so on the internet it's ok to troll people......
but in real life...not so much....
nice logic?
so you dont see the difference between harassing shitposters on third tier poker forums and fucking with people in casinos.
ok cool, im starting to see why things just didnt work out for you in real life.
no i don't. you know why? because the way you word it is like i'm going into a casino, walking up to a bloke at a slot machine and making fun of them or just talking to them randomly without making any sense.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatineQuote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
so you dont see the difference between harassing shitposters on third tier poker forums and fucking with people in casinos.
ok cool, im starting to see why things just didnt work out for you in real life.
in a POKER ROOM, at a POKER TABLE, WK's actions are the nuts. why? because it makes the game fucking fun. you see the calls this guy makes? 98 suited? c'mon. 5 diamonds on the board, and this guy bets out with no diamond. BRING THIS FISH TO MY TABLE and let him sputter off all the cockney slang he wants to, as long as he's shooting off chips left and right, who gives a fuck?
You just cant be this stupid. You prefer slow, obnoxious, thinking players at your table? Nothing worse imoQuote:
Originally Posted by LarryLafferno i don't. you know why? because the way you word it is like i'm going into a casino, walking up to a bloke at a slot machine and making fun of them or just talking to them randomly without making any sense.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
in a POKER ROOM, at a POKER TABLE, WK's actions are the nuts. why? because it makes the game fucking fun. you see the calls this guy makes? 98 suited? c'mon. 5 diamonds on the board, and this guy bets out with no diamond. BRING THIS FISH TO MY TABLE and let him sputter off all the cockney slang he wants to, as long as he's shooting off chips left and right, who gives a fuck?
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Originally Posted by varysYou just cant be this stupid. You prefer slow, obnoxious, thinking players at your table? Nothing worse imoQuote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
i dont know man. there was so much shit going on and ESPN does the magic. how slow was the guy acting?
from the 4:
31 seconds and 43 seconds. Looks like ESPN has done their magic as they've made everyone believe this guy takes forever.Quote:
Posted on Dnegs twitter:
Day 6/7 Avg time pre/post flop:
Qui Nguyen 9/12
Griffin Benger 10/14
Cliff Josephy 11/14
Jerry Wong 18/26
William Kassouf 31/43
What poker forums are in the second tier?
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dwai: hey the fag, stop calling it "the 4"
dude you've been riding my nuts lately. what's your fucking deal.
i can call that forum whatever the fuck i want. I saw other people refer to it like that, and I thought it was a nice way to write it, as opposed to 2+2 forums.
so really. get fucked.
also, do you even post? or do you just sit there and waste all your rep on me.
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Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
I don't see how on Earth you are real but you are certainly playing the part well lately. Just so you know you bodied Kirby all the way to Dream Land with your post.
LOL i've been actively calling into the show, donating to the free roll, posting on this site since May, NOT TO MENTION Druff saying SEVERAL TIMES that I am a real person, from Chicago, and you goons STILL think i'm someone from DD, or NWPQuote:
Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's ClitQuote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
I don't see how on Earth you are real but you are certainly playing the part well lately. Just so you know you bodied Kirby all the way to Dream Land with your post.
ffs, even Drexel confirmed that I'm real when he asked why I didn't respond after he texted me from Bimini when I was depressed and drunk.
I actually am starting to get amused by it. So all i have to do, is just use the search function, read a thread from 2012, use some "NWP vernacular" and PRESTO! i'ma dupe.
yikes. Tin Foil Hats for everyone!!!
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Originally Posted by LarryLafferLOL i've been actively calling into the show, donating to the free roll, posting on this site since May, NOT TO MENTION Druff saying SEVERAL TIMES that I am a real person, from Chicago, and you goons STILL think i'm someone from DD, or NWPQuote:
Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit
ffs, even Drexel confirmed that I'm real when he asked why I didn't respond after he texted me from Bimini when I was depressed and drunk.
I actually am starting to get amused by it. So all i have to do, is just use the search function, read a thread from 2012, use some "NWP vernacular" and PRESTO! i'ma dupe. yikes. Tin Foil Hats for everyone!!!
Could be Larry is just another tine dupe and using a voice altering device to make him sound like a little wee baby when calling radio.
world class performance dude but nobody in real life is this annoying and sound so small.
I thought about who you might be for a half day. I Put you on God or better and moved on. FFS I don't know who I am. Take a compliment like a non Gaylord.
OH LOOK! Boss retard is back.Quote:
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you gonna try and get druff to restrict me again? it worked so well last time when he shut you the fuck down.
oh...tilt much?
i mean really. what do you have for me. at least it wasn't "on your bike" or some other form of it. so you're at least trying to think outside the bottle.
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guess you came to neg me and leave. nice.
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Originally Posted by Baron Von StruckerQuote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
Could be Larry is just another tine dupe and using a voice altering device to make him sound like a little wee baby when calling radio.
world class performance dude but nobody in real life is this annoying and sound so small.
No offence but you remind me of the guys still caught up in the minutia of 9/11 in 2016. That skirt has already been looked up. Granny Panties cover the truth. They get off on nothing more than making something incredibly obvious that you can't prove. Some of the stuff in that suicide thread could be compared to the suicide bombers unharmed passports raining down on ground zero. Your disinfo shill game is strong though. I see you player.
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Originally Posted by Baron Von Strucker
ROFL
:wtfQuote:
Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's ClitQuote:
Originally Posted by Baron Von Strucker
No offence but you remind me of the guys still caught up in the minutia of 9/11 in 2016. That skirt has already been looked up. Granny Panties cover the truth. They get off on nothing more than making something incredibly obvious that you can't prove. Some of the stuff in that suicide thread could be compared to the suicide bombers unharmed passports raining down on ground zero. Your disinfo shill game is strong though. I see you player.
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Originally Posted by Baron Von StruckerQuote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
Could be Larry is just another tine dupe and using a voice altering device to make him sound like a little wee baby when calling radio.
world class performance dude but nobody in real life is this annoying and sound so small.
I actually use a voice alteration device when I call into the radio as tine.
My larry voice is au naturale.
He took down EPT Prague €10k high roller for €532k (well sort of)
I'll allow Max Silver to explain the lol heads-up deal making shenanigans which took place.
http://maxsilver.net/the-art-of-the-deal/
btw he satelited into the event for like €1600-ish
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Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker
lol bosses purchase trophies
Poor Will got rekt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghTu8x7TE6k
LOL i wonder where the live stream is
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what did they do scrub the internet of it? or was it just so LOL that no one even thought to pirate it?
I haven't watched a minute of it and probably won't but saw it was up on youtube here:Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFXdCp1Lxt4
How in the world is there not a page one Kassouf thread with his current Main Event deep run and the permanent 10 second clock he has been put on.
Kassouf is unhinged and unbearable, and yet compelling, sort of like (banned legend) Tyde.
For what its worth he stumbled into a 2-5 PLO game at the Wynn and found himself sitting next to me. Played for 2 hours and he was enjoyable to play with but then again....
We weren't playing for millions
There were no TV cameras anywhere
He was practicing for a PLO event the following day
..... so not his environment to tune it up.
I busted him for $200ish bucks. i called a raise with T-9-8-7 on a 8-7-6 flop. He woke up with 9-7-7 w suited ace. He did the "you got it you got it" routine with me and snap called his all in. Seemed like he though that he may be good for a second but he was in awful shape. $200 with middle set aint a big deal firing off but you obv behind one hand if you get the call and you better hope its the straight and not top set.
Anyway was a nice guy.
tbh i think hes on adderall
hes going to get dq'd and its going to be great.
https://x.com/PokerGO/status/1944251649054454034
The X argument du jor is if they even have the right to limit him the way they are.
Id say this is extreme.
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Originally Posted by Daly
the thing is, on the wall of every poker room in the world, there is one sign youll find in all of them. and it says essentially that the rules are whatever the house decides is best for the game.
and i get the feeling that the people on X who are shocked, shocked i say, over his treatment have never been in a real poker room and have never read that sign.
kassouf wanted to chimp out because hes a crazy person and the house told him to chill and he only got worse.
https://x.com/PokerGO/status/1944265134198993373
like im sorry but thats a guy whose out of control. hes lucky someone didnt glass him. he should be 86'd from all future tourns for his own good.
blame sponge who never looks in the mirror