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02-23-2014, 10:16 PM
4Dragons

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02-23-2014, 10:19 PM
adamantium

I used to know a guy with your exact same problem , he was 13
02-23-2014, 10:33 PM
tony bagadonuts

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Originally Posted by Krypt

I'm in a predicament. I ordered this flask http://www.brooksbrothers.com/Flamin...entpos=3&cgid=.

They told me I would be getting it shipped to my house in 3-5 days; this is a problem because I still live with my parents and I'm under 21. Some of you may be thinking I'm an alcoholic, but in reality I just want to get this girl drunk and fuck the living shit out of her. Anyways, what's the best way to retrieve a package thats homebound without the parents getting their hands on it first. The only saving grace is that I ordered the flask from Brooks Brothers, so they may think its clothes.

Also, any input on using flasks in public/ best types of liquor for a flask (scotch is what I want to use)/cleaning flasks/flask experiences would be great.

I won't contribute to date rape nor will I assist with the delinquency of a minor.
02-23-2014, 10:35 PM
tony bagadonuts

Which is too bad for you since I'm an expert on the matter.
02-23-2014, 10:35 PM
tony bagadonuts

The delinquency part I mean.
02-23-2014, 10:37 PM
Krypt

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Originally Posted by tony bagadonuts

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krypt

I'm in a predicament. I ordered this flask http://www.brooksbrothers.com/Flamin...entpos=3&cgid=.

They told me I would be getting it shipped to my house in 3-5 days; this is a problem because I still live with my parents and I'm under 21. Some of you may be thinking I'm an alcoholic, but in reality I just want to get this girl drunk and fuck the living shit out of her. Anyways, what's the best way to retrieve a package thats homebound without the parents getting their hands on it first. The only saving grace is that I ordered the flask from Brooks Brothers, so they may think its clothes.

Also, any input on using flasks in public/ best types of liquor for a flask (scotch is what I want to use)/cleaning flasks/flask experiences would be great.

delinquency of a minor.

this is redundant
02-23-2014, 10:42 PM
GrenadaRoger

i believe you can request a change of delivery destination--ask the to hold for pick-up at nearby distribution station, then go pick it up...UPS choice or FedEx club membership required i think if those are the shippers
02-23-2014, 10:48 PM
Krypt

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Originally Posted by GrenadaRoger

i believe you can request a change of delivery destination--ask the to hold for pick-up at nearby distribution station, then go pick it up...UPS choice or FedEx club membership required i think if those are the shippers

Thanks for the input Roger, but I'd rather take my dad's leather belt to the scrotum than become a member with UPS or FedEx

:lol2
02-26-2014, 06:47 PM
Krypt

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BUMP JUST GOT THE FLASK SAFELY AND ALSO GOT MY HANDS ON THIS BABY:
02-26-2014, 07:13 PM
LLL

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Originally Posted by Krypt

BUMP JUST GOT THE FLASK SAFELY AND ALSO GOT MY HANDS ON THIS BABY:

Next stop: pussy.
02-26-2014, 07:34 PM
Krypt

Its my first bottle of scotch ever.. gimme a break sonatine, you elitist douchebag. And I'm willing to wager its far superior than your first bottle of scotch.
02-26-2014, 07:35 PM
Henry

Step 1: research internet bare minimum
Step 2: "real men drink scotch" via Google
Step 3: panties don't drop she wanted pinnacle cake
Step 4: ???
02-26-2014, 07:48 PM
Henry

I agree with tine is what step 1 means

I was kidding about the rest, you'll get laid kid

Have fun
02-26-2014, 07:55 PM
sonatine

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Originally Posted by Krypt

Its my first bottle of scotch ever.. gimme a break sonatine, you elitist douchebag. And I'm willing to wager its far superior than your first bottle of scotch.

my first bottle of scotch was macallan 18.

what were the stakes exactly, serf?
02-26-2014, 07:58 PM
sonatine

here's something to help you keep that swill down:

http://engagedandrunning.files.wordp...oke-bottle.jpg

wouldnt want you to gag on your first sip and drool all over your ed hardy shirt, dupe.
02-26-2014, 08:09 PM
sonatine

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Originally Posted by Krypt

you elitist douchebag

http://i.imgur.com/Cohj9yD.jpg
02-26-2014, 08:16 PM
Sloppy Joe

High school girls don't like Johnnie Walker and neither do you.

Stick to your Smirnoff Ice and get AIDS soon
02-26-2014, 09:29 PM
Krypt

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Originally Posted by sonatine

here's something to help you keep that swill down:

http://engagedandrunning.files.wordp...oke-bottle.jpg

wouldnt want you to gag on your first sip and drool all over your ed hardy shirt, dupe.

It probably aids your agenda to think of me as some white trash homer who wears ed hardy shirts. Unfortunately, you couldn't be more wrong. I'm more of a ralph lauren/j crew type, but that's neither here nor there. If I had gone to the ABC store myself, I would have probably grabbed the Macallan, but I'm not even fucking 21. Anyways, I'm not going to turn this into a pissing contest because your obviously a miserable fat fuck, albeit a good writer.
02-26-2014, 09:46 PM
tommyt

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Originally Posted by sonatine

here's something to help you keep that swill down:

http://engagedandrunning.files.wordp...oke-bottle.jpg

wouldnt want you to gag on your first sip and drool all over your ed hardy shirt, dupe.

It probably aids your agenda to think of me as some white trash homer who wears ed hardy shirts. Unfortunately, you couldn't be more wrong. I'm more of a ralph lauren/j crew type, but that's neither here nor there. If I had gone to the ABC store myself, I would have probably grabbed the Macallan, but I'm not even fucking 21. Anyways, I'm not going to turn this into a pissing contest because your obviously a miserable fat fuck, albeit a good writer.

after your response, mix it with this
02-26-2014, 10:11 PM
vegas1369

Where did you come up with the idea that buying Scotch for this situation was a good course of action?

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