FACT: BMW Drivers are Cocksucking Douchebags

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08-19-2013, 05:17 PM
son of lockman

Mercedes and BMWs are millionaires car as they cost so much to fix. Lexus way better car for the $$$. But still I don't see how what kind of car you drive shapes your personality.
08-19-2013, 05:29 PM
Deal

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Originally Posted by son of lockman

Mercedes and BMWs are millionaires car as they cost so much to fix. Lexus way better car for the $$$. But still I don't see how what kind of car you drive shapes your personality.

Driving a honda with lowrider wheels and a straight pipe exhaust doesn't give you a small dick. You had one before you bought the car. Just like driving a BMW or MB doesn't make you a pretentious snob, you were one or aspired to be one before you bought it. Once you have enough money and a life you typically don't want to attract attention and buy an image, so you buy a Lexus and drive it for 12+ years. Mine is a 2003 and I have no desire to change it.
08-19-2013, 05:30 PM
dwai

LOL LEXUS, FAGS.
08-19-2013, 05:55 PM
Lord Romulus

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

I don't have a 3-series. I haven't had one since 2004. That was my first of 3 BMWs.

The 5 and 7 series come with a choice of engine. You can go with a V6, V8, or V12 (7-series only). The V12 on the 7-series is a huge waste of money, as it is ridiculously expensive, but you would be a fool to take the V6 over the V8. The price difference is not very much, and if you're already spending the money to get a 5-series or better, you might as well spend a bit more and get the vastly superior engine.

I have purchased BMWs not for any kind of status symbol, but because I have found that the higher quality of the vehicle is noticeable. They also age very well. They do not degrade very much in performance or gas mileage like many other brands do, and neither of my past BMWs (145k miles, 120k miles) developed any major mechanical issues during my ownership.

1 Series drivers are the biggest douchebag poseurs of all.
08-19-2013, 05:58 PM
Lord Romulus

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Originally Posted by son of lockman

Mercedes and BMWs are millionaires car as they cost so much to fix. Lexus way better car for the $$$. But still I don't see how what kind of car you drive shapes your personality.

BMW are in no way millionaire cars. They put a lot of crap which people lease just for the badge. Not uncommon to seem some dumb cunt weaving through traffic on San Vicente Blvd, while yammering on her cell phone, with Obama and Sierra Club bumperstickers safely affixed to the back.
08-19-2013, 06:02 PM
Lord Romulus

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Originally Posted by Pooh

Having owned a BMW 330CI and a MB SL55 AMG I can honestly say the BMW is a poor mans MB. The owners tend to be pretentious douchebags who can't afford to drive the MB. The funny thing is I only drove the BMW because I couldn't afford the MB myself. Granted you can't compare the 330 to an SL55 because of the 80k in price difference but regardless.

My next car will be the S550 as the 7 Series wasn't even a consideration.

Mercedes? They just put out soft lux shit ... couches with wheels. Think of Mercedes as the wealthy man's Buick/Cadillac.

It is shame that Druff so little cares about what the Krauts did to his ancestors that he proudly touts and drives the shitboxes that they produce.
08-19-2013, 06:54 PM
Muck Ficon

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Originally Posted by Lord Romulus

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

I don't have a 3-series. I haven't had one since 2004. That was my first of 3 BMWs.

The 5 and 7 series come with a choice of engine. You can go with a V6, V8, or V12 (7-series only). The V12 on the 7-series is a huge waste of money, as it is ridiculously expensive, but you would be a fool to take the V6 over the V8. The price difference is not very much, and if you're already spending the money to get a 5-series or better, you might as well spend a bit more and get the vastly superior engine.

I have purchased BMWs not for any kind of status symbol, but because I have found that the higher quality of the vehicle is noticeable. They also age very well. They do not degrade very much in performance or gas mileage like many other brands do, and neither of my past BMWs (145k miles, 120k miles) developed any major mechanical issues during my ownership.

1 Series drivers are the biggest douchebag poseurs of all.

Porsche Boxster drivers are the worst.
08-19-2013, 07:23 PM
NaturalBornHustler

Mercedes makes luxury cars. BMW makes high performance cars.

No comparison.
08-19-2013, 07:28 PM
RichardBrodiesCombover.

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Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler

Mercedes makes luxury cars. BMW makes high performance cars.

No comparison.

Mercedes does have a line of high performance cars tho
08-19-2013, 07:33 PM
Deal

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Originally Posted by Muck Ficon

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Originally Posted by Lord Romulus

1 Series drivers are the biggest douchebag poseurs of all.

Porsche Boxster drivers are the worst.

What about Vette drivers with their vanity plates? Calling out 4bet.
08-19-2013, 07:44 PM
Fergie72

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Give me this

over this

every time.
08-19-2013, 07:47 PM
RichardBrodiesCombover.

I'm sure most people have seen J.R. Smith's new car.

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/08/jr-s...truck-twitter/

http://i.imgur.com/ulXovoW.jpg

SMH @ this nigga. One of the most douchiest cars to own.
08-19-2013, 08:40 PM
Muck Ficon

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Originally Posted by RichardBrodiesCombover.

I'm sure most people have seen J.R. Smith's new car.

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/08/jr-s...truck-twitter/

http://i.imgur.com/ulXovoW.jpg

SMH @ this nigga. One of the most douchiest cars to own.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-JusYjphwM
08-19-2013, 08:43 PM
Sanlmar

BMW keeps changing their styling direction. I feel they become dated looking fairly quickly as compared to Mercedes.
08-20-2013, 02:58 PM
Belly Buster

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Originally Posted by Sanlmar

BMW keeps changing their styling direction. I feel they become dated looking fairly quickly as compared to Mercedes.

Mercs always look dated, BMWs look clinical, Audis look pretty stylish. I think Jaguar have made the biggest leap in terms of looks/style, they've moved away from the old man brigade.
08-20-2013, 05:50 PM
Baron Von Strucker

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Just wanted to say hi.....
08-20-2013, 06:33 PM
unchainedghost

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Originally Posted by Belly Buster

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Originally Posted by Sanlmar

BMW keeps changing their styling direction. I feel they become dated looking fairly quickly as compared to Mercedes.

Mercs always look dated, BMWs look clinical, Audis look pretty stylish. I think Jaguar have made the biggest leap in terms of looks/style, they've moved away from the old man brigade.

Totally agree. The new xk and x j8 are are awesome looking. Audis are my favorite out of all the germs. A8L is where my head is at. Besides the rediculous rs6 and s8
08-21-2013, 03:34 PM
Belly Buster

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Originally Posted by Baron Von Strucker

Just wanted to say hi.....

FACT: BMW Drivers are Cocksucking Douchebags
08-21-2013, 08:57 PM
Sanlmar

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Originally Posted by Belly Buster

Mercs always look dated, BMWs look clinical, Audis look pretty stylish. I think Jaguar have made the biggest leap in terms of looks/style, they've moved away from the old man brigade.

Totally agree. The new xk and x j8 are are awesome looking. Audis are my favorite out of all the germs. A8L is where my head is at. Besides the rediculous rs6 and s8

Undisputed. Jaguar most improved. New F Type is a win.
08-21-2013, 09:13 PM
vegas1369

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Originally Posted by Sanlmar

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Originally Posted by Spookygook

Totally agree. The new xk and x j8 are are awesome looking. Audis are my favorite out of all the germs. A8L is where my head is at. Besides the rediculous rs6 and s8

Undisputed. Jaguar most improved. New F Type is a win.

When I saw the commercial for this I got wood at the thought of picking up one of these. Then I saw the price tag for the one I wanted and that pretty much ended my mid life crisis sports car dream.

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