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In 1993, I was in grad school, but a friend of mine who was 2 years younger was still in undergrad and in the dorms. I came over to visit him, and while we were strolling through the hallway, I saw a bunch of people on the floor in one room, making prank phone calls.

We walked in there, I told everyone to move over and give me a shot, and I made various calls fucking around with local businesses.

I actually did a good job with the calls and everyone thought it was hilarious. It was almost all dudes in there, but there was one hot Asian girl there who was very impressed by my calls, and apparently was also really into tall white guys. So when I stood up, she started heavily flirting with me, which was awkward because I found out a short time after that my friend had a thing for her. But that's another story for another time.
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wait what about the hot asian chick? thats what the fuck I wanna hear about

I guess I never answered this at the time, so here's the story. Some of you are going to be disappointed in me.

First off, it's important to understand that I am mostly into white chicks. This isn't due to any racism, but just what I find physically attractive. Since white women are my main type, that's always what I've pursued, as I felt that other dudes would better appreciate women of other races, especially Asian and Hispanic girls (such as desertrunner, who I know is really into that). I always felt like an asshole for dating a girl I wasn't really into.

As I said in the old story above, this hot Asian girl "Laurie" (not her real name) pursued me.

She thought the calls were hilarious, but the flirting didn't start until I stood up as everyone was starting to leave the room. She remarked to me, "Oh wow, you're tall!", and then stuck to me like glue. I had been making the calls on the ground (and everyone else was sitting on the ground), and she had come in after I was already there, so she hadn't seen how tall I was until I stood.

It became very apparent that she liked me, and kept following me around everywhere, making flirtatious comments, and asking when I'd be back to the dorm next.

My friend was hanging out with me the entire time (it was his dorm building, I didn't live there), and I didn't realize yet that he liked her, but this actually made sense because she was hot and Asian, and he was a white guy who loved Asian girls.

The problem was that my friend wasn't tall, so she showed zero interest in him. After she finally left us (again reminding me that I should knock on her door next time I'm over there), my friend started telling me how pretty he thought she was, and how he'd had a crush on her the entire time. This really made me feel awkward, because part of me wanted to come back and see this girl, but I also didn't want to make my friend feel bad. He did acknowledge that she had shown no interest in him, so he wasn't delusional that he had a shot with her, or anything like that. In fact, he mentioned how obvious it was that she liked me, and encouraged me to come back and see her. I was torn as to what to do, and let some time pass so I could think about it.

So about a week after mulling this over, my friend told me he was going back to LA to his parents' house for the weekend. I finally decided I couldn't resist going over there and seeing Laurie. I figured this was the perfect time, because my friend wouldn't be there to feel bad about it, nor would he be an awkward third wheel in the situation. I knocked on her door with the story that I was looking for my friend, and wondered if she had seen him. She said she hadn't, and invited me in.

While we were in her room, she told me a long story about how the Asian dudes in the dorm were harassing her, because she was only into white guys and they resented it. She named specific dudes who had been in the room during those calls, and said she was considering transferring dorms to get away from them. She then told me that she was really attracted to me, but that the drama would explode if we were seen dating, because I'm not just white, but also a complete outsider to the dorms who just met her a week prior, whereas these guys had been pursuing her for 4 months.

She kept dropping hints about what she wanted to do, saying things like, "I wish there were somewhere we could go to get away from all this", trying to bait me to invite her to my apartment. That's exactly what I did, and of course she snap accepted and came to spend the night.

We messed around and she eventually gave me a blow job, then we went to sleep. I remember I had class that day at 10am and absolutely could not wake her up. She was the world's heaviest sleeper. I hated leaving relative strangers in my apartment alone, but I felt I had no choice, and she didn't seem like the type who would steal or mess around with my stuff. I just left her sleeping and went to class. I came back like 90 minutes later and she was still asleep.

Anyway, once she woke up, she told me she had a really good time and wanted to see me again, and she went back to the dorm. I forgot if she walked or if I drove her.

I thought about everything, and realized something. I was attracted to her because she was hot, but at the same time, she just wasn't my type. I knew several guys personally who would have REALLY been into her, including my buddy. Like, for them this would've been a dream come true, whereas I was just lukewarm on the whole thing. I just wasn't excited about her. It also didn't help that she was somewhat immature, so her personality also annoyed me a little. I felt like I wasn't being fair to her. There were so many guys at the school who would give their left nut to be with her, and my excitement level was pretty much "I could take it or leave it".

My plan was just to fade away until she got the picture.

However, a few days after that she called me and said that her room was "haunted", because she heard some girl died in her room several years prior. The story was almost surely bullshit, but again it was a premise for me to invite her over. I almost didn't, given my plan to fade away, but the horny 22-year-old in me made me do otherwise.

She came back and spent the night again, and we messed around again, but this time she kept asking me to fuck her. I was hesitating because she kept saying things implying that she wanted me to be her boyfriend, and I knew this would only further that expectation if we had sex, and I didn't want to lead her on. I made an excuse about being tired and didn't do it. She probably wondered if I was secretly gay, because what guy turns that down and says he's tired? Somehow my desire not to be an asshole overruled the part of me which wanted to get laid, which thinking back, was pretty surprising.

I decided I couldn't let this go on any further, so I thought of another friend I had at the school, another dude in the computer science department. He was very good looking and the girls all loved him, but he exclusively liked Asian girls, despite being white himself. He wasn't all that tall (probably 5'10-5'11), but he was taller than my friend and way taller than her (something like 5'1), so I thought maybe I'd introduce them. I called him and asked if he was interested, obviously he said yes and jumped at it. I forgot exactly how I introduced them, but I did, and they hit it off and went out for awhile.

I actually felt good about this because he was super into her, whereas I wasn't, so I felt this was for the best.

I decided to just stick to my physical type going forward, which is why she was the last non-white girl I ever messed around with, and this was over 30 years ago.

Not among my proudest moments, but the following month I met a girl who looked incredibly like Alicia Silverstone, and dated her for the next 2 months, and that was much more what I was looking for.

The end.