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Got offered a job with F5 networks, only problem Im really not that good at securityQuote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
Thats only marginally better than showing up in a Guy Fawkes mask.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck Nasty
Even before this movie, McAffee was regarded as a fame whore who never met a microphone he didnt love.
PM me name of company if you want me to whip up some talking points for you.
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Originally Posted by adamantiumGot offered a job with F5 networks, only problem Im really not that good at securityQuote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
Sales, I assume? You dont need to know much about security to work there if so. Brush up on basic network architecture, OSI model, so on. They will train you on the rest. Honestly most of F5's clients want a network tool first and a security tool second. As opposed to like, Palo Alto Networks where they focus on the IDS/IPS angle first.
F5 = made niggas.
Its pre sales and tech support to companys buying the network solution, and the thought about offering support to people knowing more than me scares meQuote:
Originally Posted by sonatineQuote:
Originally Posted by adamantium
Sales, I assume? You dont need to know much about security to work there if so. Brush up on basic network architecture, OSI model, so on. They will train you on the rest. Honestly most of F5's clients want a network tool first and a security tool second. As opposed to like, Palo Alto Networks where they focus on the IDS/IPS angle first.
F5 = made niggas.
Yeah its not a gig I imagine someone who isnt fluent in networking would be applicable for, but then again they might train in-house or simply have you running interference for more senior techs.Quote:
Originally Posted by adamantiumIts pre sales and tech support to companys buying the network solution, and the thought about offering support to people knowing more than me scares meQuote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
tine, this the dude who forces island girls to shit in his mouth?
that he is my friend, that he is.
chuck berry dug it.. Charles Laughton the actor made his young lovers eat sh*t sandwiches.Quote:
Originally Posted by SanlmarMy memory of the scat sex was that one or two of the girls described sitting in a hammock with a hole cut in it. McAfee would be underneath.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gordman
Not a big deal was made of it. The girls talked about "scat sex". Didn't think anything of it until one sheepishly described what exactly went on. She also said there was NEVER any intercourse. Then the show moved on. Didn't dwell on it. Didn't have to. It was a stunning WTF moment. Didn't need to expand on it. Kinda brilliantly directed actually.
In my entire life it never once occurred to me until that point that such a fetish existed.