Dèodorant

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Originally Posted by Sanlmar

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Originally Posted by gauchojake

I don't think it started off as such, but it morphed into one. I think Krypt is one of the better posters here.

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He has been consistent from the start. If you think he has morphed somehow that just reflects your inability to process his work.

He defies traditional categories and has created his own brand.

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vanguard of the new generation of total shitposters
-Sonatine

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Sonatine and lol wow have never commented on Krypt and that serves as tacit approval. You know there is a bit of jealousy.


Krypt's genius is unrecognized and his hatred of us is under-appreciated.

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He is essentially a young bottomset with an education (as opposed to drinking his way through 1.5 semesters at a community college)

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Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit

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Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps

Degree got this can, its like aerosal (lolsp?) but it goes on dry.

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It's empty.

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I bought 2 cuz of sale (at Walmart).

Krypt is god, although its not as impressive as a high end flask to lure the ladies.

On a sidenote id be surprised if Krypt didnt sleep in the same bed as his mother until at least the age of 10

About two years ago, I was going through some anxiety and consistently sweating through shirts.

Tried some higher end clinical shit that guaranteed to prevent pit sweating, no good.

Then I just gave up deodorant. I was worried that I would stink, but no problems at all. The sweating stopped entirely.

I went back to Old Spice now and no longer have the sweating issue though.

White sticks always; that blue shit always gives me rashes.

There ya go.

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Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe

About two years ago, I was going through some anxiety and consistently sweating through shirts.

Tried some higher end clinical shit that guaranteed to prevent pit sweating, no good.

Then I just gave up deodorant. I was worried that I would stink, but no problems at all. The sweating stopped entirely.

I went back to Old Spice now and no longer have the sweating issue though.

White sticks always; that blue shit always gives me rashes.

There ya go.

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Similar story. Growing up, my old man always used Speed Stick Gel, so obv that's what I used forever, but it never worked, it just turned my pit smell into something different, but still bad. I begrudgingly used Adidas and got a rash, Polo.. same. Came around to the Old Spice solid (not gel) and whammo, no more pit stank, no more leaks down my ribcage, no more red rashy pits. Axe solid works for me too though.

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Originally Posted by phantom

Krypt is god, although its not as impressive as a high end flask to lure the ladies.

On a sidenote id be surprised if Krypt didnt sleep in the same bed as his mother until at least the age of 10

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I usually keep Hot Damn 100 in said flask.

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Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe

About two years ago, I was going through some anxiety and consistently sweating through shirts.

Tried some higher end clinical shit that guaranteed to prevent pit sweating, no good.

Then I just gave up deodorant. I was worried that I would stink, but no problems at all. The sweating stopped entirely.

I went back to Old Spice now and no longer have the sweating issue though.

White sticks always; that blue shit always gives me rashes.

There ya go.

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Real talk: has a doctor ever evaluated your TSH levels?

I use Degree for Assholes. It works quite well.

Thread of da year

Extremely good standing up to sweat

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Originally Posted by Krypt

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Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe

About two years ago, I was going through some anxiety and consistently sweating through shirts.

Tried some higher end clinical shit that guaranteed to prevent pit sweating, no good.

Then I just gave up deodorant. I was worried that I would stink, but no problems at all. The sweating stopped entirely.

I went back to Old Spice now and no longer have the sweating issue though.

White sticks always; that blue shit always gives me rashes.

There ya go.

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Real talk: has a doctor ever evaluated your TSH levels?

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I have blood work done annually, so if it's a separate test, no.

I was told that too much antiperspirant can actually compound the problem, completely clogging pores and causing heightened perspiration.

When i went cold turkey, the sweating stopped. It is no longer an issue now that the anxiety is controlled.

I used to wear those sleazy half sticks that would come with the cologne I would receive as Christmas gifts from distant relatives, but learned quickly that women don't really like men to smell like used car salesman on a first date.

Buy some Degree and stop trying so hard.

I use speed stick and drink great value bottled water.

But don't hold it against me Krypt, I was born to a lower middle class family.

I've historically put very little thought into my pits beyond $5 deodorants and hair trimming. I mean if we're putting my smell concerns into a ratio, I'd say it's about 5:1 the amount of thought I put into my pits vs my asshole, respectively.

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Originally Posted by Pooh

I use Degree for Assholes.

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Ah, that must be the one Chaps uses.

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