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Historians think that this embarrassing penis deformity of Hitler may be the reason behind his rage and lack of sex life during his 56 years, the Daily Star reported.
So basically, if the guy didn't have a tiny little needledick and had maybe gotten laid...or even a frickin blowjob once in a while.... it might have prevented the murder of 10 - 12 million or more people and possible extermination of the jewish population, and a massive world war that would take years to resolve and decades to recover from?
I need to use this info for my defense, the next time my wife refuses to put out!