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Almost forgot about the single most LOL moment from last night.

Late 3rd round. Tate has Eye's back, Eye is pretty much trying to hold on to tate's gloves and not take any damage. Miesha was using her heel to kick the thighs and shit, the she throws 2 illegal head/neck kicks with it, from back mount. It appears Yves said something, and Miesha gives an "OK, I know" kinda look to him. 20 seconds later or so, Yves tells Miesha to improve her position, or something like that.

Improve your position, even though you are in one of the most offensively dominating positions you can be in. Yes, Jessica was holding her gloves and stalling as well as she could, but fuuuuccckkkkkkk. Improve from back mount? Miesha couldn't improve her position, mostly because there's no place better to go to from back mount.

So Yves stood them up with 30 seconds left.

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Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly

Almost forgot about the single most LOL moment from last night.

Late 3rd round. Tate has Eye's back, Eye is pretty much trying to hold on to tate's gloves and not take any damage. Miesha was using her heel to kick the thighs and shit, the she throws 2 illegal head/neck kicks with it, from back mount. It appears Yves said something, and Miesha gives an "OK, I know" kinda look to him. 20 seconds later or so, Yves tells Miesha to improve her position, or something like that.

Improve your position, even though you are in one of the most offensively dominating positions you can be in. Yes, Jessica was holding her gloves and stalling as well as she could, but fuuuuccckkkkkkk. Improve from back mount? Miesha couldn't improve her position, mostly because there's no place better to go to from back mount.

So Yves stood them up with 30 seconds left.

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Yes Yves proved again he's the WOAT of the UFC refs. That stand up at the end was just sad. Made the fight more about the ref than the fighters.

Full natty bro

She's a m/f hybrid tbh.

So Fedor might come to UFC?

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/8/5/...erdum-mma-news

Their is a video on the site but I can't speak no fucking sputnik.

i do not believe he will sign with the ufc.

the pay scales, him dropping those fights, the sponsorship compensation arrangements, and dana dissing him at every turn.. it makes no sense for him to come back to the ufc and get his ass beaten. and make no mistake; the fedor that got tko'd by fucking bigfoot is not going to fare well right now.

it makes more sense for him to sign with bellator, make more money by like a factor of 10, string together 3 wins against cans, then sign a contract with the ufc coming off a 3 fight win streak instead of the opposite. maybe dana will make an exception and hook him up but honestly, why would he?

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Originally Posted by sonatine

i do not believe he will sign with the ufc.

the pay scales, him dropping those fights, the sponsorship compensation arrangements, and dana dissing him at every turn.. it makes no sense for him to come back to the ufc and get his ass beaten. and make no mistake; the fedor that got tko'd by fucking bigfoot is not going to fare well right now.

it makes more sense for him to sign with bellator, make more money by like a factor of 10, string together 3 wins against cans, then sign a contract with the ufc coming off a 3 fight win streak instead of the opposite. maybe dana will make an exception and hook him up but honestly, why would he?

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1# Bigfoot Silva at the time was a legit heavy weight that had a good chance against anyone
2# Dana is in the moneymaking business
3# Bad business to not sign the greatest EVER
4# Why give Bellator more credibility as a fightorganization

1) lol.. come on... dude its bigfoot. fedor has never, not once, had a good fight in the cage. every single time hes stepped in to the cage, hes found himself in dire circumstances. brett fucking rogers was teeing off on him with impunity until fedor woke up and found his range because lol brett rogers. bigfoot won because bigfoot knew how to use the cage. so did werdum. and henderson? he just had to show up and punch an old man in the face by that point.
2) yes dana loves money. and when he offers more than bellator or japan and fedor gets humiliated by a smirking werdum, no one wins, no ones stock goes up.
3) dana has absolutely never acknowledged fedor as anything but an old timer who the sport passed by.
4) so when fedor gets ko'd by some dude who'se greatest moment before that was posting third in a Toughman competition back in the days, dana can point out what a joke bellator and fedor are and how he only rolls with top talent.

personally i hope fedor goes straight to japan and fights in the ring again. thats his fucking zone. i would EASILY WITHOUT THINKING SNAP PAY $70 to watch crocop v fedor II. ALL DAY I WOULD PAY THAT.

lastly remember that there is a structured payout system for ufc fighters now, and fedor dropped his last 3 ufc fights in a row. im pretty sure if he fights for the ufc a fourth time, the guy hawking knockoff affliction shirts in the parking lot is going to gross more than fedor.

Sonatine, for once in your fucking life, can you stop regurgitating ShitDog posts here? LOL at the Fedor hate. He made a mistake against Verdum and then lost to 2 juicers.


FEDOR GOAT

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Sonatine, for once in your fucking life, can you stop regurgitating ShitDog posts here? LOL at the Fedor hate. He made a mistake against Verdum and then lost to 2 juicers.


FEDOR GOAT

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lol made mistake against Werdum. That mistake alone should have been enough to tell you that Fedor was no longer FEDOR.

And for real, let's stop with the crazy idea that Fedor probably never juiced. That's outright ridiculous. "Oh, but he doesn't look like a juicer." Yeah, neither did Josh Barnett, who would also crush Fedor right now.


I might even take Stipe Miocic over Fedor right now.

No hate, just reality.

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Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps

Sonatine, for once in your fucking life, can you stop regurgitating ShitDog posts here? LOL at the Fedor hate. He made a mistake against Verdum and then lost to 2 juicers.


FEDOR GOAT

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i have no idea what internet youre on but sherdog is the single biggest fedor dicksuckathon in internet history. he made the same mistake against "Verdum" (fucking lol) that he made in his other fights; he has no idea how to operate in a cage.

fedor's reality has not changed; hes pure science in a ring but never transitioned to the realities of cage fighting.

go pump up another casio beat techno special on another third tier bedroom dj website and leave the grownups alone?

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Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps

Sonatine, for once in your fucking life, can you stop regurgitating ShitDog posts here? LOL at the Fedor hate. He made a mistake against Verdum and then lost to 2 juicers.


FEDOR GOAT

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lol made mistake against Werdum. That mistake alone should have been enough to tell you that Fedor was no longer FEDOR.

And for real, let's stop with the crazy idea that Fedor probably never juiced. That's outright ridiculous. "Oh, but he doesn't look like a juicer." Yeah, neither did Josh Barnett, who would also crush Fedor right now.


I might even take Stipe Miocic over Fedor right now.

No hate, just reality.

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LMAO BACK TO SHITDOG, HUN

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Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps

Sonatine, for once in your fucking life, can you stop regurgitating ShitDog posts here? LOL at the Fedor hate. He made a mistake against Verdum and then lost to 2 juicers.


FEDOR GOAT

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i have no idea what internet youre on but sherdog is the single biggest fedor dicksuckathon in internet history. he made the same mistake against "Verdum" (fucking lol) that he made in his other fights; he has no idea how to operate in a cage.

fedor's reality has not changed; hes pure science in a ring but never transitioned to the realities of cage fighting.

go pump up another casio beat techno special on another third tier bedroom dj website and leave the grownups alone?

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You always can tell when I've cut deep into Sonatine's hefty exterior. He brings up DJing. Save the DJ jabs for when you can actually mix, hun, and not just move faders around between tunes. Then from there, start uploading mixes that get listens outside of the PFA community.

nice double post tilt.

i bring up dj'ing to remind you that you cant be taken seriously on any topic, not just mma.


sorry, correction: if the discussion involves you fumbling your first chance at pussy in almost a decade then i trust your input implicitly.

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nice double post tilt.

i bring up dj'ing to remind you that you cant be taken seriously on any topic, not just mma.


sorry, correction: if the discussion involves you fumbling your first chance at pussy in almost a decade then i trust your input implicitly.

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Let's not get into a pussy discussion here, bubs. First, LOL at 10 years. Look at me. Second, LOL at a career p4p'er mocking another man's ability to pull ass. That's gold. You're a 4 at best, and that's with your hair did. :P

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Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly

lol made mistake against Werdum. That mistake alone should have been enough to tell you that Fedor was no longer FEDOR.

And for real, let's stop with the crazy idea that Fedor probably never juiced. That's outright ridiculous. "Oh, but he doesn't look like a juicer." Yeah, neither did Josh Barnett, who would also crush Fedor right now.


I might even take Stipe Miocic over Fedor right now.

No hate, just reality.

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LMAO BACK TO SHITDOG, HUN

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I don't read or post on the sherdog forums. Never have, never will. Same reason I never read comments on internet videos or stories.

If you want, make your case for Fedor still being a champion-level heavyweight. Once I'm done thoroughly laughing, I'll probably rip it to shreds, unless its so silly by itself that I won't need to. (Probably gonna be the 2nd one, going by your current posting style.)

what a surprise, there are fights tonite! Earlies on Fightpass, middle fites on FS2, then main card at 10 EDT on FS1.
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Glover Teixeira (205.5) vs. Ovince St. Preux (206)
Michael Johnson (155.5) vs. Beneil Dariush (156)
Sam Alvey (186) vs. Derek Brunson (186)
Jared Rosholt (237) vs. Timothy Johnson (265)
Sara McMann (136) vs. Amanda Nunes (136)
Ray Borg (*126.75) vs. Geane Herrera (126)
Uriah Hall (185.5) vs. Oluwale Bamgbose (184.5)
Chris Camozzi (185.5) vs. Tom Watson (185)
Dustin Ortiz (125.5) vs. Willie Gates (126)
Frankie Saenz (136) vs. Sirwan Kakai (136)
Chris Dempsey (204.5) vs. Jonathan Wilson (205)
Marlon Vera (135.5) vs. Roman Salazar (135)
Scott Holtzman (155.5) vs. Anthony Christodoulou (156)

Lotta decent sized dogs here.

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what a surprise, there are fights tonite!

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How dare Dana and the UFC not pay every single fighter Mayweather money since they're running a show pretty much every weekend now.

Chris Camozzi, any relation?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0N4twV28Mw

Raise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k3xh4l73jQ