Right back atcha, Green (knob) Goblin
More sub 80 IQ bullshit from the worst gambler of all time
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Right back atcha, Green (knob) Goblin
More sub 80 IQ bullshit from the worst gambler of all time
Still sitting there thinking the no bust is a good strategy because he’s showing some wins. You can hide any strategy behind the martingale for only so long. The facts however are that the game is made so that the dealer only busts about 28% of the time. If your whole strategy revolves around that happening a large portion of the time then you’re setting yourself up for disaster. Yes…not busting yourself means the dealer has to beat you…BUT…the percentage of the time that they will beat you is going to increase dramatically. Just keep keep sitting on those 12s, 13s, and 14s and watch what happens. Only a matter of time…and it has happened to him.
I remember the last time he pushed blackjack he all of a sudden switched to roulette and declared blackjack to be a game where you “throw your money up into the wind and pray.” He recently made a similar declaration when it comes to sports betting. He had loved sports betting because he “doesn’t have to do any work. Now it became him not wanting to sports net because “the players are in control” and he is not. The shifts will always come after he takes a big loss.
What a Christian…
Fuck you too. Bitch ass Kermit the Frog fag.
Just think about it. Years after he's been ridiculed about his no bust strategy, this "Einstein" still tells his flock to go for no bust even though it has been documented to be about 8 times worse than basic strategy in blackjack.
No explanation of why no bust is better. Has he ever learned anything? I would have thought this would be the one "strategy" he'd never talk about again due to the horrible house advantage against him using this, and, here it is on repeat. Love this guy for the entertainment he provides.
With Chrissy, the force is! Scammmer, Little Kyle is not!!
Either he’s auditioning for the stunt double role for Baby Yoda or he thinks that color doesn’t make him look like a homosexual?
He could also be submitting his bid for Shrek on Ice with Brian Boitano. Though I’d cast him as Donkey first “ Holla at ya… Heeeeeee Hawwwww!!”
and 99 cents CVS Las Vegas playing cards. Or did he end up burning them in the 2022 Frisco fire?Quote:
Originally Posted by Forum Wars
"You know what? You keep grinding out that rent money, Chrissy. That's noble work you're doing."
Unshaven, terrible green hoody, calling someone else an idiot, a rich full day for Chrissy.
Better sign up for the May Masty Meetup soon cos Chrissy is going to close numbers REAL SOON.
Also, another perk of M.M.M is his claim that his wife and non-verbal Bubs are going to be there [complete lie].
To his credit he's cranked out a few of these no bust videos in the past couple of days, still another 25 to go to see if he can do a full 30 days.
Notice all his No bust Blackjack videos are under 20 minutes? His Roulette videos were double that. Since he is playing at such a massive disadvantage, he has to record much more footage in order to get a winning session. Ultimately I think we will see about 1 video for every 3 recorded. Or better yet see 1 minute of footage fo every 3 minutes recorded.
Chrissy still hasn't learned that other players at the table don't cause him to lose money. He is one of the morons that think "they took the dealers bust card". What about when the player takes the card that would have made the dealer 21? It goes both ways. In the long run other players don't effect the outcome. They help just as much as they hurt. The only argument one can make is they play less rounds per hour with other players at the table. But Chrissy is NOT playing with an advantage so playing solo cost him more money. He would actually lose less by playing with others.
Chrissy, I have offered you 10x your money if your system works. You won't take it because you know you are a massive loser at Blackjack just like every other casino game you play.
If Gonorrhea was a human, it would be Chrissy in that green hoodie. When I think Gonorrhea, that's exactly what I see. One disgusting family.
I've came to conclusion that Christopher Mitchell is indeed the GOAT.
The throat goat that is.
Well it looks like Peckerhead Pene has taken the MLM bait and is traveling cross Country to throw his money away on it!
This one is called Team Elite University or TEU run by scammer Jeff Mack!
Not quite as hilarious as Little Kyle and The Keith Craft Cock Suckers, but just as pathetic! They do Nu Skin sales(as the front) and of course it’s all about Team building!
The videos are mostly MLM tripe and some old dancing to old group participation songs. 1 or 2 decent looking chicks among the trolls, but you know they’re there for show and enticing people to sign up for the scam!!
https://youtu.be/f1wKmhlNg-A
And another riveting video from the charisma vacuum Brown Nose Brandon! Lol, no wonder he worships Chrissy, he could make an autistic person’s brain fall asleep with his monotone and deer in the head lights look!
Shouldn’t these guys have already accumulated many millions from gambling and the millionaire blueprint given how long they’ve been in Chrissy’s inner circle? Who needs these weak ventures?Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorWell it looks like Peckerhead Pene has taken the MLM bait and is traveling cross Country to throw his money away on it!
This one is called Team Elite University or TEU run by scammer Jeff Mack!
Not quite as hilarious as Little Kyle and The Keith Craft Cock Suckers, but just as pathetic! They do Nu Skin sales(as the front) and of course it’s all about Team building!
The videos are mostly MLM tripe and some old dancing to old group participation songs. 1 or 2 decent looking chicks among the trolls, but you know they’re there for show and enticing people to sign up for the scam!!
And another riveting video from the charisma vacuum Brown Nose Brandon! Lol, no wonder he worships Chrissy, he could make an autistic person’s brain fall asleep with his monotone and deer in the head lights look!
It is the threads B-Day today...
April 14th - 2 Years Today!
Been some journey. I believe the post #1 of this thread was the first post I ever made on any forum. I remember wondering if anyone would give a shit. The SSS part of the forum wasn’t nearly as active as the Flying Stupidity section.Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
At the time it was all about politics. The election was coming up later that year and most of the really prevalent threads dealt with that. Although majoring in Political Science back in the day, I was totally burnt out on debating politics.
This Jizz-Rag Chrissy came up on my YouTube homepage and this thread was born. This thread has opened my eyes to all sorts of shit. It’s been such a major trip. I know I haven’t been very active as of late, but that is because of completely unrelated personal matters.
I want to give a special shout-out to the human Jizz-Rag Christopher Sniffells. You truly are the BLOAT. Pick up the phone and thank Mr. Foster right now because he’s the only reason you are not sucking dick under a bridge for peanuts.
It truly has been a trip and I hope I get to buy you all a free drink in Vegas one day. Don’t even have to worry about running into Chrissy. I heard he had to move. Pity.
I just wanted to mention that everyone who writes posts, makes videos, radio segments, etc on Sniffells is providing information, entertainment, opinions and/or content for nothing in return. The thread, radio, videos and everything else has hopefully saved people some money, provided a few laughs, hindered Chrissy’s ability to scam, entertain & inform. This goes for anyone & everyone. No one is getting famous/rich doing Anti-Chrissy content. Well other than Cheetos with his BOL affiliate link & PDFs.
This forum and other platforms like it that peel the curtain back and show the reality of the gambling world are more important than ever. With the growing legalization of gambling it is a good thing that someone can find their way over here when googling a fraudster like Sniffells. Some people don’t want to know there is no Santa. They want to believe there are these winning strategies. At least they have a chance to come here and other places to get the real story. It is up to them if they want to listen.
I hope to be more active on the thread and get a video up for old times sake. Also wanted to give some love to Utah Drone for his Chrissy splicing videos. I know these things take time to do. Hopefully we’ll get a few more down the line.
Also wanted to mention to any lurkers that haven’t checked out the YouTube Slot Community thread that was so well written by “New Guy” to give that a look. Some good shit over there. Deals with YouTube & Gambling, so it’s worth a look if you haven’t as of yet. It’s right here in this sub forum along with a bunch of other really interesting threads.
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Originally Posted by ElmoWhat a Christian…
Fuck you too. Bitch ass Kermit the Frog fag.
YTSE = PPN (Postponed Premieres Network)
Looks like someone owns Throatgoat.com but it certainly would be a great Chrissy tribute site for someone to make. I’m not brave enough to look it up and see if it’s an active site or not. I’ll let someone else do that.Quote:
Originally Posted by AhoosierA
As I predicted , he’s doing multiple videos a day and trying to pass them off as a “New Day” in the challenge! He’s also wearing a new Kmart sweater that him looks more like Charlie Brown and standing in front of a different colored wall that’s probably from his son’s room!
Good grief Chrissy, get some furniture you fake millionaire!
I have taken notice of this also. He ends the videos in such strange places. Once he was up to 587(maybe it was 687 don't remember)...up $17 but normally he would quit at a even number---so would go for 590....but nope. $587 and up $17 and he quits for the day.Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVarianceNotice all his No bust Blackjack videos are under 20 minutes? His Roulette videos were double that. Since he is playing at such a massive disadvantage, he has to record much more footage in order to get a winning session. Ultimately I think we will see about 1 video for every 3 recorded. Or better yet see 1 minute of footage fo every 3 minutes recorded.
Chrissy still hasn't learned that other players at the table don't cause him to lose money. He is one of the morons that think "they took the dealers bust card". What about when the player takes the card that would have made the dealer 21? It goes both ways. In the long run other players don't effect the outcome. They help just as much as they hurt. The only argument one can make is they play less rounds per hour with other players at the table. But Chrissy is NOT playing with an advantage so playing solo cost him more money. He would actually lose less by playing with others.
Chrissy, I have offered you 10x your money if your system works. You won't take it because you know you are a massive loser at Blackjack just like every other casino game you play.
If Gonorrhea was a human, it would be Chrissy in that green hoodie. When I think Gonorrhea, that's exactly what I see. One disgusting family.
He should have stuck to roulette---a game were at lest his decisions weren't hurting him...now in the game of blackjack---in which decisions have a very large effect on how large the house advantage is...he is going to getting completely stripped and quickly
Honestly it really doesn’t matter if he does these videos actually in 30 days or if a “day” is just a subsequent online gambling session. Either way it will be interesting to not how many off camera jumps there are in his balance. In today’s video he started exactly where he left off. But in one of the earlier ones there was movement including in the cents portion of his balance.
"I can hear my son in the other room saying 'Dad, dad, dad'"
Complete lie
I logged in to post this as well, defo a complete lie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phantom Limb
About the only other excitement in this video is him making a $65 mitchgale off a $700 bankroll, because he is smart.
That and he finally catches a Blackjack and its a push since dealer also reveals one.
This is where the DOLLAR Bills went that he tried to trick his viewers as if they were Hundreds...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NvfYPZ2xW-g
I could see him doing something like this, since he is an attention seeking whore.
Watching his latest video, and past videos for that matter, it's funny watching him sweat out the bets once they get into his 4+ Marty.
If he had a true winning system, and knew he had a true winning system, why would you ever sweat the bets? It wouldn't matter if you get the win on your first try or the 10th time, you're literally printing money.
The fact that he sweats the bets is proof that he's a long-term loser and he KNOWS it.
The fact that his followers don't catch on to this is truly baffling, among other things they completely miss.
Millionaires wouldn't be betting $1
Millionaires wouldn't be renting basic condos/homes in residential neighborhoods
Millionaires wouldn't need their car cosigned for.
Millionaires wouldn't have only 1 vehicle when they're married.
The list goes on.
Message to Chrissy: You're a broke bitch.
Normally I would say that money doesn’t tell the story when a family only has one car…I.e. sometimes only one person in the household is able to drive. But in this case I recall in one of many videos wherein he describes how at first he lost 100s of thousands he samtated that he and Stacy both drove Lexuses and had to sell them. So either he was lying about the cars or lying about her being able to drive or both.Quote:
Originally Posted by AhoosierA
Other things millionaires would not do:
Millionaire wardrobes don’t consist of 80% hoodies
Millionaires actually own some furniture
Millionaires don’t need to buy comforters that have money printed on them just so they can think about money all night.
Millionaires don’t go on YouTube bragging over and over again about how rich they are
Most Millionaires actually do have jobs and don’t aspire to sit at home all day
Millionaires don’t keep all their money in one bank…especially not a commercial bank like Chase.
Millionaires don’t go to restaurants and order a ton of food that they will never be able to eat just because they want to look rich.
There are plenty more to add to this list. We could likely go on all day.
Lol at these idiot followers, they’re almost as dumb as Chrissy!
Yea, you can defeat something that’s RANDOM with a routine! Do they not see the irony in that??
I’m sure Chrissy believes it and is why he jumps to another table after one win, but these sheep can understand a concept like Random Number Generators but not Negative Expectation Games?
Guess Chris is in need of a little extra protection these days.
You walked right into this one Chrissy. Elmo will have a field day with this!Quote:
Originally Posted by RMS9Guess Chris is in need of a little extra protection these days.
Christopher isn’t far off from wearing these permanently…Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVarianceYou walked right into this one Chrissy. Elmo will have a field day with this!Quote:
Originally Posted by RMS9Guess Chris is in need of a little extra protection these days.
I guess there’s a new fetish being explored for this mastermind masturbation event. Whoever is left from the Inner Circle is getting ready…
Everyone is so eager and willing…
So life changing indeed…
CM looks as if he just came off a bender in his latest video. I mean, why not a least throw some water on your face and get some eye drops going?
Lol at the obvious attempt in latest video to pivot to a new scam. He ran the gambling hustle non stop lately, realized it dried up, and now we are on the "passive income" MLM/coaching scams.
Oh…where to start with this video gem…
Once again says he was broke with no place to live at the beginning of 2019…yet there is clear evidence including the cover of one of his books that he lived in the same apartment in Columbus from 2017 at least and then kept that place all the way till a year after going to Vegas
Once again says that he had to sell “both of our cars.” So you had multiple cars before you went broke but. Ow that you’re a multi-millionaire you only have one?
Says he left Vegas because there was nothing to do but gamble. Must be so much to do in Frisco.
Says it was too hot in Vegas for his son…so you moved to…Texas??!
Says there are actual casinos right up the street from where he lives? Nearest one to Frisco appears to be over an hour away.
Says he can beat the casino for tens of thousands of dollars anytime he wants to. Well okay then
Now doesn’t need casino hosts because they create too many stipulations in terms of how long they expect him to gamble. Seems to have had some bad experiences with his host at MGM.
Says he would get free Raiders tickets or show tickets anytime he wanted them. Hmmm…didn’t he say he paid $2000 for that seat he got for the final Raiders game of the season. Have we ever seen him attend a show or concert?
The 30K did appear to come out of a different Chase account than what we’ve seen in the past.
Says he discovered online gambling during the shutdown. Seems to me that it was during the shutdown where you saw all those rambling videos staring online was a scam.
Says he’s heading back to Vegas to do sone coaching for 10K. Somehow I’m thinking this one could be true. Sone sucker could have paid him.
Never actually says where he moved to…but we know.
So much more can be said about this stream of lies…but these were sone of the highlights I picked out.
And one other thing…and this shows further how gullible these mastermind attendees must be…
Even if all the gambling success were true…and he’s truly made millions off the casinos…what exactly would qualify him as someone who can teach you how to be successful outside of the casino. His story states that before he started gambling he was broke…which means whatever he was doing for income was failing. So do people really think that just because he figured out how to use the casinos as his own personal back (which he did not) that he can teach them how to actually build a business? Good luck with that.
While he still tries to not reveal where he is he continues to be sloppy. Holding up the receipt from Chase confirms what city he’s in
Haha on the Texas part.
Also hilarious he goes out of his way to show bank receipts but can't dare show that daily win/loss after every video for previous day.
At least he admits he left Vegas and moved to Frisco….
Rhode Island that is! Bahahahahahahahaha!! He can’t even admit where he is now he’s so ashamed of his empty, furniture-less rental that he peaks thru Keith Craft’s window out of!
Of course this is just a diversion for his haters, who not only figured out where he lived weeks ago, but also called him out on all his lies this year alone! This guy is too much with his stupidity!!
Awww…look at this. Little Kyle thinks he’s so cute trying to troll the commenters asking where he is.
It’s a shame that most of these people are more brainless than he is.
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Originally Posted by TheRivers
lol so true
Bahahahahahahahahaha! Guess he’s getting lonely without Brandon there to suck him off. So he’s practicing how to blow himself! Too bad his dick is too small, maybe the lads at Colt Studios would care to see how flexible he is??
Are Oscars given for gay porn, because today's first video [red charlie brown cosplay] seems to be heading that way.
Claims he was addicted to gambling, is this the first time he's acknowledged that?
Biggest problem with this complete lie fest [and I"m only 4 minutes in], he claims he was already broke before he went to Vegas and was introduced to gambling.
All previous stories were he was there for a business deal and started gambling, then went broke.
3m 45m, claims he lost hunderds of thousands of dollars [but does the smirk when he says it], again, other than either scamming people, or getting money from Stacey and her family, how exactly was he funding this idiocy if he was already broke?
also, if he was broke, or more likely, Stacey was working supporting his broke unemployable ass, why did he get her preggers?
Obvious answer is its a control tactic from an abuser which is something that is very believable in Chris's case.
5m now hes an expert in house flipping.
6:30m claims he would win anywhere from 10k to 40k in 5 days at vegas during the fly in trips [that Stacey and Bubs had to join him on].
8:30 claims he made more in Vegas in 2 years, than he did for the previous 20 years. He does the smirk, look away AND states "it is hard to believe" (yeah no shit). Claims its the "God's honest truth". Translation "Complete lie".
12:30m starts the whole "we left vegas, but all the harters will make up rumours about being banned". more smirking.
15m "I gamble every day" -- so just over 10 mintues earlier where he said he was addicted, he now tries to justify his addiction.
"When I go to the casinos, its stress free" -- clearly he hasnt watched any of his 5 marty videos.
17m claims he wtihdrew $30k in cash for a new business venture that will be more profitable than anything else he has done.
Assumedly it is something illegal if cash is involved, instead of cheque or bank transfer.
22m Really goes to town on the evils of casino hosts. Tends to forget hes paying for connections, and someone else doing the work for him [given his natural laziness who could put a price on this]
The reality is most likely he had a minor stipulations deal, trying to haggle, they made him stick with the deal and then he welched on it. He probably tried his play 1 hand and sit out 5 to burn down the clock strategy.
That would also explain the lower quality of rooms he got near the end.
As others have said, for a millionaire living a now stress free life, he does not look particularly healthy.
At the start, focus on the way he refers to Stacey in the past tense, he doesnt really change that theme as it goes through.
Also, for a religious man, no mention of Easter, and no mention of his morning prayers.
We'll know in a few hours if he is going to break his streak of blackjack videos as well.
Verdict: Watch if you enjoy listening to Chrissy rewrite history and completely lie, or you enjoy spotting people's tells [there is no way Chrissy could play poker, his tail would wag if he had pocket queens], or watch if you enjoy casino hosts being ripped into.
Given Chrissy's main youtube channel was taken down, but his personal channel was restored and his current one hasnt been touched [no, not in that sense] it raises the question:
Was his main channel taken down for botviewing, rather than the actual content?
He's sitting at roughly 2500 subscribers and getting roughly 1500 viewers whcih kind of makes sense if most of the subscribers are real people.
If he was going to fluff his ego, he would have slowed ramped up te number of subscribers but hasnt. (That and probably cant afford it).