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Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud

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Originally Posted by big dick

low class but I don't think he deserved to get slammed with a bicycle

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Gotta disagree there.

Young kids can't unsee that and it's not an image they're likely to forget in a hurry. You can actually hear one of the fellas off scene who's got his kids with him sound really upset.

Think it was just about the correct proportion of physical retribution.

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That's assault, dude. Not cool unless that ass-naked guy is assaulting someone else.

And kids these days who haven't seen that on the Internet can be told it's "naked dancing". The reaction by the adults, with the violence perpetrated by the guy with the bike, is what will be markedly remembered by the kids.

The much better way to handle the situation would have been for several dudes to approach them from behind, with the cell phones recording, surround them to shield the view from the kids, and when close enough say something like "Hey, bro! Can I get your autograph? 'Cuz you gonna be *famous* when your humping white ass finishes uploading to the Innernet!"

The math would suggest that I eat around 4% of the world's baked beans.

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Originally Posted by Tellafriend

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Saw that and almost posted it myself in the appropriate "lolol @ America thread". Thought it was a joke or shopped at first until I seen the apology from Walmart.

A fucking Walmart! Haha

BODYBUILDING CHAMP RICH PIANA
MEDICALLY INDUCED COMA
... After Emergency
http://http://www.tmz.com/2017/08/10...-induced-coma/
Even tho he's an insane juicer I'm guessing Opioid.

http://www.tmz.com/2017/08/11/usher-...-hotel-hookup/

Usher picked her? blahahahahaha

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Quantasia Sharpton appeared at a news conference with lawyer, Lisa Bloom, and said she was picked from the crowd at an Usher concert and invited backstage to meet the singer. She says one of Usher's people took her phone number, and the next thing she knew she got a call from him and he ended up at her hotel where they had sexual relations. She says he never told her he had genital herpes.

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Rebecca Black, now 18 years old.

How come she looks 30 already?

Being a YouTube phenomenon must age you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH1_gQySjh0

Saw this online and had to laugh given the old saying on here about telling people to drink bleach.

What a difference 9 years make for Katy Perry.

Remember when she was just a pretty, young pop singer with catchy tunes, who stayed away from controversy and social justice warrioring?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-pUaogoX5o

LOL at the poker scenes in this one (fun trivia fact: Pokerstars had its logo in this scene, but this was modified and scrubbed for some reason).

Not sure how I ended up seeing this as a viewing optiom, but it's fucking hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPHc57QDB7Q&feature=youtu.be

NSFW:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppnVOXZOz_o

You might see it almost straight away but took me a solid 2 mins.


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIgQU-nXkAQgvKR.jpg:large

When you consider light travels at 186,000 miles per second, this is pretty cool stuff.

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Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud

When you consider light travels at 186,000 miles per second, this is pretty cool stuff.

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Think about that for just a minute and I think you'll agree it's obviously bullshit. 1 trillion frames per second? How fast do you suppose a shutter would have to move to open and shut 1 trillion times in a second? Unless it's impossibly small, it would have to move faster than light itself.

Or an even simpler question: if the light you see passing through the bottle is moving so slowly relative to the shutter, how is the sensor even detecting it? Cameras work by capturing LIGHT. Photons have to travel from the bottle to the camera sensor for each frame. So if the light is only moving 0.011 inches per frame, how is it also traveling several feet to the camera at the same time?

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Originally Posted by SrslySirius

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Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud

When you consider light travels at 186,000 miles per second, this is pretty cool stuff.

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Think about that for just a minute and I think you'll agree it's obviously bullshit. 1 trillion frames per second? How fast do you suppose a shutter would have to move to open and shut 1 trillion times in a second? Unless it's impossibly small, it would have to move faster than light itself.

Or an even simpler question: if the light you see passing through the bottle is moving so slowly relative to the shutter, how is the sensor even detecting it? Cameras work by capturing LIGHT. Photons have to travel from the bottle to the camera sensor for each frame. So if the light is only moving 0.011 inches per frame, how is it also traveling several feet to the camera at the same time?

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This is the video from where that short clip was plucked. Is 5 years old btw.

Lot's of trickery using sensors and a mirror which enabled them to get the money shot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtsXgODHMWk


But if that trickery means it doesn't officially count as catching light in a bottle. Then meh

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

What a difference 9 years make for Katy Perry.

Remember when she was just a pretty, young pop singer with catchy tunes, who stayed away from controversy and social justice warrioring?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-pUaogoX5o

LOL at the poker scenes in this one (fun trivia fact: Pokerstars had its logo in this scene, but this was modified and scrubbed for some reason).

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Time to fess up, people. Who else have hallway dined on other hotel guest's room service leftovers? Be honest, now.

What this Russian blonde in a riding outfit does with her hands will blow you away.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zucBfXpCA6s&feature=youtu.be