Where Chrissy Bottoms gets his money...
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Where Chrissy Bottoms gets his money...
This Bob Jenkins Character has been all over Chrissy's nuts lately...
I laughed out loud at the rules in the latest video.
Sniff Sniffler ("I'm not addicted to Monster") can't follow the first three himself
Which must explain why he's broke
Someone else mentioned that before he went to the Mystery Man super special secret event, Chrissy claimed not to have had any mentors although previously Chrissy had talked about Dani.
Today's video is an epic fellatate Dani session which I'm sure she enjoyed.
No mention of the Mystery Man, but I'm sure chrissy will spin it that he isnt a mentor, just a chum in "super smart chum club think tank" or whatever he'll be calling it next week.
Removing the morning prayer and not blowing Keithy in this clip suggests he's moving right past the religious angle (and lets be honest, with his background no one is buying it) and onto MLM Youtube channels.
Brandon probably is kicking some of the revenue up to Chrissy because it is MLM and thats how you do it in MLM and cults and "knowledge is worth money" and whatever else.
Best comment from today's nonsense "Hurr Durr I have THREEEEEEEEE successful channels, but you dont know about 2 of them because they are so successfuil no one knows they exist".
He's probably wearing a paper bag in one of them, and wearing blackface in the other.
I think I just found one of Chrissy’s other channels. :-)
https://youtu.be/njSzOfAHMgQ
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Originally Posted by TheRivers
Chrissy being fat, bald and bland doesnt help figuring out if that is him moving in the clip but he definitely fits the profile.
I'm guessing that guy is too tall to be Angry Midget.
Folks…the Screen Actors Guild’s best actor is back!
Dildo Baggins aka Chrissy the Muse is welcoming all to his mastermind masturbation event in his new home in Frisco, TX on 4/30/2022. All holes are welcome!
Supporting actor Brown Nose Brandon will be the fluffer to keep Handjob Prescott hard!
Thank you Phantom Limb, ZDonk and the gang for helping Chrissy find his motivation!
So yeah, Double Jackpot is getting a little carried away...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sQgMINTNHlA
Maybe Chrissy read this guys story and sees money.
https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/io...aith-hope-love
“Nearly a decade ago, Joshua Broome was in the business of pornography
But the 39-year-old left that all behind — and told Fox News Digital the inspiring story of how he became a Christian and a preacher.”
How much longer until this man child is moved into his new place?
I guess this one didn't come furnished? How many weeks is he going to tell everyone else they are broke while he does his pony show in front of a white wall?
Doesn't even own a couch or anything yet? Not even a dining room table?
Look at that last video---he sure doesn't get many comments anymore. This new strategy of his simply isn't going to work on YT with his following. They want to gamble not be preached/lectured too.
Still not even at 2.5k subs. Amazing.
It's hilarious that someone with 2.44k subs is begging people to send him money in order for him to teach them how to build a successful YT channel.
What is he making, $35 a week? Comedy gold.
edit: o but he has successful secret channels nobody knows about. Good lord. Haha
I think the fact that the Frisco rental home is only a six month lease is telling. He probably paid it all up front (and got a "deal" vs. the $4,950 asking rent). He may be using this as an "extended test" to see what he can do from this location. You see him still vehemently pumping the $99 FB group and it's most likely the largest current source of his income by far.Quote:
Originally Posted by crudebar
Within six months he'll know whether he and Stacy like it better there and are able to make more. Remember, this fool, like everyone else doesn't make any $$$ from baccarat in the casinos (it's just a place to lose $$$). The money is in the scamming. The stupid burning of the baccarat score cards is a testament to this, WHETHER HE SAYS SO OR NOT.
Not a long drive to the Worlds Largest Casino for our boy. And more than few truck stops on the way to make some bankroll.
Quick and off-topic (excuse me for this):
Get well soon, Dan Druff.
I'm a little dumb (but still smart enough to never fall for a scammer like CM) and only recently discovered the radio show even though it's been staring me in the face since I found this forum.
You're doing great work, sir!
...now, back to the silly scammer this thread is dedicated to...
WTF is Brandon's problem?!!!:
https://youtu.be/rFK_KT_3BeI?t=119
Song for The Mitchell’s
�� Oooooo oooooooo ooooooo oooooooooo
Ooooooo ooooooo ooooooo ooooooooooooo
Oooooooo oooooooo oooooo oooooooooooo
Ooooooooo oooooooo oooooo ooooooooooo
Stacy Skank take this scam off a me
I can’t use it anymore
It’s getting dark too dark to see
Coz you ain’t paid the rent you dirty old whore
Yes Yes Yes you dirty old whore (repeat x 4)
My ma put herself in the ground
Coz she couldn’t stand me anymore
That long black dick I’m a going down
Coz Stacy I’m gay midget old whore
But Stacy you a skanky old whore repeat ad infinitum�� ( Latin Chrissy Bottoms you irrumator)
(Copyright Dylan/Horney) 2022
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Originally Posted by Forum Wars
I wonder if his divorce/custody soured him on the legal system and led him to this kind of stuff.
What What What??????????????? Is this on about
I am anus peptic , phrasmotic , and compunctious to be vexed by such pericombobulation.
Chrissy’s videos are rough…but this guy is downright cringe-worthy (albeit he’s not trying to sell anything…yet).
You can see the other people at the table are annoyed playing with him…especially that woman he kept trying to get to talk on camera.
https://youtu.be/x_i7p0hYI8s
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Originally Posted by Phantom LimbQuote:
Originally Posted by Forum Wars
I wonder if his divorce/custody soured him on the legal system and led him to this kind of stuff.
Slightly better question might be if "Mike" is also into this because he lives off the Grid, and if Chrissy is also into it or not.
This could swap the sheep a lot more than any of Chrissy's morning prayer nonsense.
I just watched all of this at 2x.
Forum Wars asked WTF is wrong with Brandon:
Answer: Brandon is a "fucking mong".
It is unclear why he is reading this out and if he agrees with it, but given the opening part of being part of some "jural system" it is assumed Brandon is balls deep in this nonsense.
Yes, it probably much reads like Sovereign Citizen once it starts going into "Prepaid Treasury Account" (which is never fully explained) and uses a lot of the standard tricks of
"Here's what this word normally means but the sneaky sneaky meaning is this, and thats the meaning I'll use".
Unsurprisingly at the end it starts rambling about what law enforcement, lawyers and judges should be doing now they know the truth, and threats are "strongly implied" against those people.
Per origial pre-edit comment, I dont think Chrissy is into this particular "scam" but it wouldnt surprise me if he did get dragged in and starts being involved.
Given his views on Covid and other idiocy, he might just be good at hiding it for now and you have to become a super duper secret master mind inner circle member to get involved.
Unlike Chrissy's gambling videos there is pretty much no value to watching this, unless you like Brandon or like rabbit holes of idiocy.
Hmm 🤨 15 in a row.
Chrissy Prescott no trunks required , yep 👍 pile in boys
Skanky Stacy , no thanks ☺️ I wouldn’t plough you if you were the last female on earth 🌎 X hamster 🐹 please 🙏
I think conspiracy theorists are perfect to fall for Chrissy's scam because:
1) Chrissy is also a conspiracy theorist, so right there they have something in common
2) They are used to bending their mind to believe something other than what they are seeing
3) They are more prone to believe that there's a secret to riches which Chrissy can unlock for them, which mainstream society has hidden from them
The more logical and rational you are, the less likely you are to fall for Chrissy's scam.
So what you’re saying is that Trumptards are his target audience.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
For any of you looking to connect with Rat Boy Brandon, he posted his email in one of his videos. Bdubsansweringthecall@gmail.com. Great choice of an email that’s easily identifiable and simple to remember. You can tell who this guy’s mentor is. SMH…
Loser is back with no bust blackjack. Claims another withdrawal with 0 evidence---of course has never went back to daily win/loss.
Starting now with $500 balance, less then the normal $1000. Hilarious that its once again automated blackjack---based off what he had previously said about this...
Only interesting thing is he claims he is going to grow the balance over 30 days. Yeah right.
Obviously the LOL at him back to $1 bets. All these years and still at $1 bets. Made $13. Point proven. Nobody better!
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Originally Posted by crudebar
IF and a big IF, this Bob Jenkins is not a Mitchell sock, he’s as stupid as the other Blowjob Bob. Has to be looking for cock from Chrissy, because no one is this stupid. Another account that comments on every Chrissy video with glowing support and nothing on his channel.
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Bob Jenkins
28 minutes ago
Why would anyone listen to Basic Strategy in blackjack? This is created by the casino to make sure you LOSE!!!! The no bust strategy in addition to the Mitchellgale is revolutionary. So who’s methods are you going to use. The casino or the GOAT? I’m going w the GOAT. Hope mama GOAT and baby GOAT are doing well !!!!!!”
Can’t make this shit up!
So….four days ago he had “just made a withdrawal” and started at $1000.13.
His balance at the end of that video was $1118.28.
Now he “withdrew his profits for the week” and starts today with $520.35
So the guy making $100K per month needed to withdraw $600….and somehow the cents go from 28 to 35. Okay then.
Still. Sitting in an empty room (he actually referred to it as his “office”) and trying to have people believe he’s still in Vegas.
Mr. H…Skanky Stacy is hot and ready for you. You know Chrissy is sucking off Kraft’s and Wingerter’s cocks so you know this scamming broad is more than willing since Handjob Prescott is preoccupied!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrhorney
On second thought…X Hamster maybe a better option than this ugly looking bitch.
Today's video already been shredded before I got here.
No hollar atcha boy, and two Complete Lies spotted:
First as mentioned he "withdrew down to $500" -- why, he normally leaves $1000 in, and why did he need to withdraw such a pitiful amount?
"I'm going to play for 30 days and label each video day 1, day 2, day 3".
I'm sure he's going to use the weasel wording to get around not making a video each consecutive day.
Given how well the "morning prayer" video went, this will either end before Easter Monday, or we'll see "August 13th, Day 29, lol motherfuckers, I didnt say consecutive, you broke douchebag haters".
If you enjoy Charlie Brown cosplay in an echoing empty room (chairtiably the inside of Chrissy's head) where he catches good starters then this is the video for you, otherwise its a safe pass.
For a second I thought JayBee had called Chrissy…
https://youtu.be/O9TiVQ_eTKc
But alas, our little puppet Kyle can only yap about the same stupid bullshit day after day! He’s so broke he’s reduced to betting $1 BJ wagers and running after 1 win, as if it even matters on an automated online game? Does dumb shit think the IP address is being traced after every win and they’ll rig the cards if he wins more than once??
He now claims the white wall is his “office” and won’t admit it’s in a rental in Frisco! I’m betting he’s back to Blackjack so he make these videos quicker than he can with Baccarat for lower stakes. And what happened to never double down, he does so twice in this and breaks even but contradicts his own stupid rule of never doubling!
Clearly there are strategies he gives away to idiots, strategies he sells to idiots and then his super secret 100% guarentee winning strategies he keeps to himself.Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
Lucky us, he slipped up and gave away one of those 100%ers for free.
Sorry…hit enter accidentally on the previous rep. Was going to say that when the Clint stays low his no bust won’t work too well because the dealer won’t be busting enough
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Originally Posted by TheRivers
The ending coin has been different on so many videos lately...which means he lost it all and made a deposit with bitcoin
New vid just dropped but I won't be able to get to it.
19:43
Remember, kids: Cocaine and The Martingale can be fun in small doses but both will catch up to you in the end
No "Day X" in the title so "complete lie" from yesterday
As if the budget dentures and constant sniffing weren't obnoxious enough, he's sucking on a cough drop in this one.
Not sure if this has been pointed out, but the irony of his videos----he claims to have all these other business and other accounts(be it online or land based) that he places his big millionaire bets on and only does these small bets for the public and to show how it can be done----yet he still places his $1 bets off camera and continues to build the roll off camera.
Why? Why waste the time off camera? How is betting off camera helping low rollers trying to follow him? His rationale for everything is just so stupid.
Obviously this 1 account is all he has, and obviously this is his real gambling.
This actually proves that he does multiple recordings per day and only posts the winning videos. Notice the date is yesterday at 9 PM
So if he’s trying to pass this off as playing everyday for 30 days, he exposed himself again. If not, it shows he has to play numerous times a day to get enough footage for a winning session video! Confirming he is broke and down to playing for $1 bills. Probably so he can make another stack of Ones to put under $100 bill and feel “rich”!
At the 15 minute mark, he loses 5 Marty’s in a row and gets tense so he switches the spot his cards are dealt(like that makes a difference?) until he wins the 6th bet for a whopping $12 profit!! Look out folks, $12 Chrissy is getting his Happy Meal super sized today!!
Jumping from room to room making $1 bets online. Simply pathetic and sad.
Even online he feels like jumping rooms helps him.
Starting with only $500 instead of the $1,000 in my opinion means things aren't good. Even back in the bitcoin shirt in front of his white wall.
Haters are very jealous of this lifestyle. For only $99 a month you can also dress like charlie brown and have nothing left but a bitcoin shirt and an empty room. Come play with the GOAT! Come on guys, i need a chair!
He is unconsciously showing exactly what you will end up like if you are an addicted gambler without a job---no material goods, alone and talking to yourself.
edit: the current comments don't even look real. A few handful of comments with 2 words or less. Some dude posted 2 words in 3 different messages.
[QUOTE=crudebar;1030031]
He is unconsciously showing exactly what you will end up like if you are an addicted gambler without a job---no material goods, alone and talking to yourself.
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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorThis actually proves that he does multiple recordings per day and only posts the winning videos. Notice the date is yesterday at 9 PM
So if he’s trying to pass this off as playing everyday for 30 days, he exposed himself again. If not, it shows he has to play numerous times a day to get enough footage for a winning session video! Confirming he is broke and down to playing for $1 bills. Probably so he can make another stack of Ones to put under $100 bill and feel “rich”!
At the 15 minute mark, he loses 5 Marty’s in a row and gets tense so he switches the spot his cards are dealt(like that makes a difference?) until he wins the 6th bet for a whopping $12 profit!! Look out folks, $12 Chrissy is getting his Happy Meal super sized today!!
In fairness to Handjob Prescott, he does make it clear that this was a same day continuation of yesterday's nonsense (although he did change his top).
May have been the lighting but he looked sick and his eyebrows looked more heavily drawn on than usual.
I'm beginning to think Stacey has tricked our simple friend, she helps move to Texas, gets Bubs to help burn the only thing other than cash that means anything to HP, and then Stacey and Bubs keep on going to Ohio.
Seems odd he hasnt gone for any of his daily walks other than him trying to hide that he has moved.