Stacey’s making him burn the only trophy he’s ever held. His precious scorecards are basically his participation trophy. Look how pained he looks having to burn those one by one.
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Stacey’s making him burn the only trophy he’s ever held. His precious scorecards are basically his participation trophy. Look how pained he looks having to burn those one by one.
He simply couldn't have been making as much money from that affiliate link as some of us thought...
If he was he would still be playing low stakes online(to motivate the sheep) and pushing the link. He seems to have almost given up on that completely.
"Negotiating deals" LOL
"How di- how how did I become the baccarat king? How did I become the GOAT?"
You didn't
(I was going to say Gayest Of All Time but he's not even the best at that)
Funny how he says he had people paying the one time fee and "destroying" the Circle Jerk when it would be far easier for someone to pay $99 and make a ruckus.
The house is actually middle-class nice enough. It's where I was going with my "expect him to try to fool us by showing us nicer digs than we expect post above"...
No, the real reason I have to take a shower is how a couple of dudes on a 9th tier poker forum tracked him down in a few days, all because he left clues..
Should his new address be allowed to be doxxed on here? No, I don't think so.
Except, I think AHoosierA owes him one.
But I think It'd be classy if he just left the actually address off.
Surprisingly the rent was listed @ $4950/mo. If that is what Chrissy is paying, he's being robbed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Forum Wars
The house is actually middle-class nice enough. It's where I was going with my "expect him to try to fool us by showing us nicer digs than we expect post above"...
No, the real reason I have to take a shower is how a couple of dudes on a 9th tier poker forum tracked him down in a few days, all because he left clues..
Should his new address be allowed to be doxxed on here? No, I don't think so.
Except, I think AHoosierA owes him one.
But I think It'd be classy if he just left the actually address off.
My educated guess is that he got destroyed recently at a land base casino. This is him trying to put land based behind him. He still must believe he can win online. Haha. Still need a way to feed the addiction.
edit: so sad the kid still can't form a single world. Good grief i feel so bad for that kid.
Well that’s the end of phase one Folks.
It’s been a long time coming , Chrissy has been like Napoleons retreat from Russia but eventually the Cossacks got the bugger.
So then, onwards and upwards , perhaps 🤔 a new title in the thread 🧵
It’s a crying 😢 shame that all that valuable information on previous baccarat hands 🙌 has gone up in smoke.
I’m sure Chrissy could have auctioned them on eBay and some of his witless cretins inner circlists would have snapped them up.
I always wondered what our favourite scammer would do next , but I have to admit that Daily Prayer 🙏 from Kyle didn’t enter my head , as an outsider looking in one thing that the USA 🇺🇸 has never been short of is scamming preaching Christians so I suppose it’s logical that’s where Kyle of Nazareth should end up next.
Remember FEAR 😧 Folks?
How’s about False Evangelical (that) Appears Real?
That’s likely part of it. But he clearly knew he was moving when that lease was up. Something definitely changed. The new rental price likely wasn’t the issue…so maybe the owners just told him they didn’t want to renew him.Quote:
Originally Posted by crudebar
I’m sure the new place is okay. But this is a guy who supposedly makes $200K per month. Surely he can afford more than that tiny property. But then again…he should be able to afford something else to wear besides hoodies and blank baseball caps.
He is still renting. If he was making 150-200k a month why keep throwing it away on rent? Like we all know, this isn't some young dude that is moving from place to place on a whim. This is a middle aged guy with a wife and son.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRiversThat’s likely part of it. But he clearly knew he was moving when that lease was up. Something definitely changed. The new rental price likely wasn’t the issue…so maybe the owners just told him they didn’t want to renew him.Quote:
Originally Posted by crudebar
I’m sure the new place is okay. But this is a guy who supposedly makes $200K per month. Surely he can afford more than that tiny property. But then again…he should be able to afford something else to wear besides hoodies and blank baseball caps.
If he had millions in the bank he would obviously buy a home. Problem is, he has little to put down and probably has a 400-500s credit score. Also, who knows who helps him pay rent each month. Likely her dad. Who also refuses to buy them a house. For obvious reasons.
It's a 6 month lease. Can't plan too far ahead...don't really know if the scam's gonna work...
While I’ve narrowed down the neighborhood I too won’t spoil the fun for AHoosierA in doxxing the little shit.
I’ve wondered how is he gonna even do online gambling as it is illegal in TX? Now of course, he could use a VPN and change his IP to a state that online gambling IS legal.
But should he do that, he’s openly committing fraud and could be subject to penalties !
The other interesting item is that there’s an Animal Medical Center right near their new place, so either Stacy got a job as a nurse for Cats or Chrissy will be doing the only thing he’s qualified to do…
Cleaning up Dog Shit!!!
Out of rep! If Chrissy shoveled shit in the new neighborhood, my respect for him would go up huge!Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorWhile I’ve narrowed down the neighborhood I too won’t spoil the fun for AHoosierA in doxxing the little shit.
I’ve wondered how is he gonna even do online gambling as it is illegal in TX? Now of course, he could use a VPN and change his IP to a state that online gambling IS legal.
But should he do that, he’s openly committing fraud and could be subject to penalties !
The other interesting item is that there’s an Animal Medical Center right near their new place, so either Stacy got a job as a nurse for Cats or Chrissy will be doing the only thing he’s qualified to do…
Cleaning up Dog Shit!!!
Totally classy man.
Now we know why he was scouting WinStar Casino over a month ago. He knew he was moving to Frisco and needed a local casino within driving distance to get his fix.
Also explains how he conned Sugar Daddy Foster into loaning the 255k over a 2 month period. Since Feb he has no shown NO atm receipts or balances with that money and I would bet that he had to give most of the money back as part of the deal! They did it that way to show two months of bank statements that had an increasing balance to fool the landlord. They probably did a no income verification lease and since TX real estate laws are less stringent the landlord went for it.
He will more than likely have the Masturbation Mind Meeting there unless he’s going to keep up the facade that he’s still in Vegas. Hope Brandon and Meth Head Mike like Going to Oklahoma to get swindled again!
Thinking that Chrissy isn’t intelligent enough to shovel shit 💩 but I imagine that on the J.O.B training is supplied 😃
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Originally Posted by TheRivers
Joys of timezones, its 8:30am here and the video has already been rippppppppppppppppppppppppppppped apart.
He seemed happier in this clip, was telling many complete lies (which likely make him happy to tell), and managed to fit the classics in such as mentioning his poor sainted mother.
Being the idiot that he is, he claims you only get banned from casinos for being a big winner forgetting about cheaters.
He starts a weird ramble about big winners like him "negotiating" deals.
In reality, Handjob Prescott was probably begging for some comps after his lease ran out and he was told no.
Non-verbal Bubs made an appearance, and he was actually happy to be around HP.
Most likely because they were setting shit on fire, and in about 18 years when the "Non-Verbal Vegas Serial Arsonist" strikes, we'll all look back fondly at this video.
I'm surprised ol HP didnt sign his Baccy cards and sell them as mementos to his faithful followers.
Probably the strangest part of the very strange video was HP claiming "broke douche bag haters would pay $1000 and troll me and ruin the vibe of the inner circle, so now I charge $99 for them to do the exact same thing because they are poor people and poor people can afford $1000 but not $99" or some rambling idiocy like that.
forgot to mention, one of the biggest complete lies he tells
"I dont usually watch youtube videos, I usually dont have time....but I saw one".
Yeah we know he watches all the videos about himself.
Then he claims
"Casino employees all watch my videos, including pitbosses and executives "
Sure HP, sure. Executives have enough free time on their hands to watch his nonsense but he doesnt have time to watch videos about himself.
I could imagine they play snippets in staff meetings "And here's that dickhead Chrissy, he dropped another $30000 and claimed to be a big winner".
RIP, Mr. Score Card and “ Let me tell you how I became so good at the game of Baccarat” - Balls Deep Chrissy
As a community service someone here should explain to all of us how to have 3 accounts on Bet Online and other sites like Chrissy claims to have.
Of course none of us would exploit it for bonuses, we just want to have multiples for high wagers and others for small bets, based on how the wheel is rolling.
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Robert Hesley
6 hours ago
Christopher I’ve known you a long time compared to most people on here about two years anyway. Why do you make a big deal out of burning those fucking cards? Why don’t you just put them in a trash bag on send them out with the garbage. You know and I have always said that I think you do a pretty good job. I don’t need a lot of money I got plenty of it. However I hate to lose. I do enjoy your videos and I do enjoy gambling. I have some new comments about gambling online which is been doing pretty good for me in the last week or two. But that’s later have a nice day. Bob”
Wow! Any chance this guy is waking up? Obviously a sucker but the cracks in the mortar are starting to show.
Last week or so? What about the past 2 years?
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Originally Posted by The Boz
That was a weird comment, and I thought it may have been a fake version of Bob.
Will be interesting if HP answers it in a meaningful way or just deletes it.
O and Brandon thought HP's nuts were a little cold at his new abode, so gives them a big hug
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Brandon Wingerter
2 hours ago
So glad I got to play with you live multiple times before this happened. It was fun, educational and scary and confinent building all at the same time."
He says the third account is specifically for the Millionaire Blueprint. Wait…isn’t he on like day 460 right now…meaning he has to make like 120K per day just to have his 3%??
@Boz somehow I don’t think we will get a grand tour of this house. The Vegas condo looked more impressive (though still not screaming “rich man lives here”). Though I guess perhaps after all the furniture shows up from Rent A Center he may show a little.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
At the time of viewing, 460 viewers vs the 1600+ for his burning scorecards nonsense.
Watching HP's first live pray session, it is predictably as bad as we thought it would be.
fumbles for around a minute repeating himself.
Claims he had a chat with God and was told to start this nonsense.
Claims he would do it if God gave him the energy to (wtf, really? Asked to serve and he tries to make a deal).
Claims God does not have the ability to change the stockmarket which seems to be in contradiction of the Old Testament and probably the New Testament.
At 6m25 he then quotes scrupture about "whatever I ask for, I'll get".
Is vaguely honest once when he says he'll do it Monday to Friday assuming he doesnt sleep in (remember waaaaaay back when he claimed he doesnt sleep, you know, last week).
10m mark, a lot of dead air, probably because didnt know it was coming and well, its a terrible idea.
Keeps selling it was very early in the morning for him.
12m35s does the whole "we give so much money to charity" line.
13m 45 "Gold told me to do this, but my flesh says it doesnt".
At this point I'm surprised he hasnt been smote for being an infidel.
16m someone claims they have an addiction to paying for sex.
17m "everyone deserves to be rich" he seems to forget that part about a camel passing through the eye of a needle.
22m Starts a ramble about denominations being bad.
26m someone wants to pray for Ukraine, well fuck'em I know better, we'll pray for all countries because all countries have problems.
If ever there was a cocksucker who chanted "all lives matter" it'd be that one.
27m20 he hopes someone will go into the life of the porn addicts and improve their lives.
He seems to have forgotten "do whatever it takes".
Starts to pray the anxiety away despite earlier claiming thats not how it works.
28m 40 makes a weird comment about "the one world government".
29m59 despite praying HE's PLAYING WITH HIS PHONE.
He's definitely come a long way from praying online that the ball will end up in Red, thats for sure.
He manages to put a "retrain your brain" in on this nonsense.
Closes with the usual sniffinf, and drinking some Monster.
For some reason my playback on this was extremely choppy.
Anyways, as expected this was a very non-dynamic, uninteresting video that failed for multiple reasons.
I suspect there will be hustling for money by day 3 and it'll stop by Friday of the second week because "God wants me to do this, but I'm so sleepy".
Saint 😇 Kyle of Frisco is wrong about the almighty not being able to influence stock markets, after all there is a
Book of Profits 😀 in the bible
Little Kyle still pretending he’s in Vegas in today’s boring video. About 30 seconds in he says it’s 10:05 AM here in Vegas! But this was obviously made yesterday as you can here the echo in his Small, furniture free room for rent! Wonder if they have their own air mattress to sleep on or are they going outdoors in sleeping bags?
Other than that, nothing of note and the same bullshit where he “Hollas” over a $5 win. Once again, just to show you how to win with his low roller account, not that he needs this money or even the moral victory of beating the casino! I mean all these months of online play and never once a high rolling session displayed, not even to the circle jerks? He’s probably playing with those 100k stacks, he just flashed them at the BOL credit department and they asked him “why so many $1 bills underneath the $100 on top?” To which Chrissy replied “welllll that’s to show the haters this is REAL money!” Ok Mr. Prescott, would you like us to Iron the money before we give it to you? “No thanks folks, I’ve been doing that since I was 10 years old and my mommy died of shame. I’ll iron it myself!”
Why pretend to still be living in Vegas? Strange.
If he wants to show low rollers how to do it. He should do his coloring book on camera. Show us that $100 to $1 million in 300 some odd days(or whatever it is).
I love how defensive he is, "i am not poor, i do this so people can relate to me, to help people, I have millions of dollars i just don't show you." Basically the ole "i do have a girlfriend she just goes to another school!"
edit: does he snort like that all day long, every day? It's bad enough watching a video with that. Imagine having to live with him. Basically a man with a cold every single day. Snorting up the snot.
Rivers, I just want him to be forced to increase that balance. Now it's back to "o i am back at 1k because of low rollers and withdrawals" blah blah blah.
I would just enjoy his excuse of why he had to give up on coloring book. I also love how he just tells us he withdrew. No more daily win/loss or even showing a withdrawal in his history.
Claims to have 3 accounts(lol, so funny he is back to claiming this) Yet will never show these other 2 accounts(simply a few clicks away) but will make unsolicited trips to the bank to show us bank receipts.
Looks like the morning prayer that god told him to wake up and do Monday-Friday for 30 minutes every morning only lasted 1 morning. Just like his 30 day workout videos.
We've got him on video today saying the time in Vegas is _____.
Last few pages, we proved that he is living in Frisco, TX with woman and child.
Man says he NEVER lies.
FFS, Chrissy, you aren't just lying to your "haters", you're lying to your idiot flock!
We have you red-handed, lying with proof. This insinuates you lie incessantly. And you do.
(In the end he could say, well, the time in Vegas was ____. But that is still a lie. If you live in Texas, why talk about the time in Las Vegas unless you want the world to think that you are living there).
Sniff Sniffler has time to post a dumb video of him guessing player/banker (and thinking he somehow is skillful) at 8:30am eastern (7:30 Central where Frisco, TX is...5:30 Vegas time....where he isn't) but not enough time to praise Christ and serve others with his morning spells, er....prayers.
Such an absolute fraud, this guy.
Comedy gold, though.
I’m sure I’m way off here, but hear me out on this. If nothing else, it just gives us a little something else to snicker at Chris about. Not that we needed anything else. He provides plenty of material on his own.
I found this picture posted on Keith Craft’s website (https://keithcraft.org/masterminds/) which is under the section of couples mastermind (or something to that effect) that shows what appears to be couples discussing and learning all about how Mr. Craft can change lives for the better. Notice in this picture the following:
1) Majority if people appear to have a significant other alongside them. The person I indicated would seem as though he’s by himself. Remind you of anyone?
2) In the event a certain fat whore would have attended, it’s not out of the question that the person I indicated would make a certain someone sit by herself and behind him. Because that’s what a gentleman does to his equal half. Look to the back left of the picture. Could it be?
3) Notice how everyone else in the picture is attentive, and a certain someone seems completely disconnected and distracted by his phone. (My guess is he’s looking at some hardcore guy on guy action) Remind you of anyone we know who is blatantly disrespectful and just arrogant enough to browse his phone during such an event?
4) Even ironic that the people appear to be dressed for chilly temps, which they’ve had in Colorado recently and a certain someone claimed to be there over the last month.
Highly unlikely this is who I’m insinuating it is. But ironic the message this little picture tells.
Further to my rep above….it is interesting that the website does say that there was a couples mastermind in Colorado March 20th-23rd. That’s when Chrissy was there. We know for certain he went alone because he did live streams from two different airports (on the way there and on the way back) and Stacy/Bubs were indeed not with him (Stacy was home packing up the few belongings they have so they could move out).
The site does not indicate that an “Elite Mastermind” was happening during those same dates…so is it possible that Chrissy went to a couples event by himself?
Also…I think that photo may have been for advertising purposes only and may not actually be from an actual event.
This is somewhat an old topic but I found it interesting...
From what I recall Chrissy claims he did NOT do "Gay" porn due to his justification that he was "Solo" and there was no dude on dude action.
In a video he swore on the bible, then he tried to tell us what the word gay means.
When he told the first story, he claims he responded to an ad of "Muscle Men Wanted" and claims he got something like a Grand to jerk off on Camera.
I didn't go out looking for this but I found some photos from his first stint with porn where he was with Another DUDE doing BJ action both giving and receiving.
Now, some would say doing anything in front of a camera naked for a gay audience is "Gay Porn". Being with another dude is a whole new level than just jerkin it.
I do not know a straight guy that would be with another dude on camera for payment.
I think we already knew he was gay/bi but this takes it to a new level.
I will post the picture later under the "hidden" tag with certain parts blurred.
Holla atcha bi BOI!
I'm not sure how you all missed it:
Handjob Prescott combined his prayer session with his baccy shoe video.
30m mark he was clearly praying he would win his $100 bet, and verily, he did!
Testify brothers and sisters!
He also chucked around the word "retard" which I'm sure he heard very recently as well.
Probably the worst part of today's nonsense, he mentions the room has a $200 max bet, he had to make a $130 bet and it won.
A couple of hands later he starts his ramble "Well normally I wouldnt play a whole shoe, I'm only doing it for you guys".
"I'm going to sit out my last 5 hands to protect my winnings".
Yeah, he's never emotional, never playing scared money, never needs to protect that $5 he just won.
Handjob Prescott is truly the gift that keeps giving.Quote:
Originally Posted by donkey
He was so hyped that he had a secret about who the mystery man was, and his wife blabs.
Claims he paid $18k for a year of this nonsense, and theres at least one dude in each picture playing on their phone or otherwise not giving a fuck.
Most people would have felt like rigth arseholes turning up to a couples event by themselves, HP clearly thought "yay, more food for me!"
:whatQuote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
Ironically the guy to the right of your arrow looks more like Chrissy. The guy you're pointing to still has a slight bit of hair left.Quote:
Originally Posted by RMS9I’m sure I’m way off here, but hear me out on this. If nothing else, it just gives us a little something else to snicker at Chris about. Not that we needed anything else. He provides plenty of material on his own.
I found this picture posted on Keith Craft’s website (https://keithcraft.org/masterminds/) which is under the section of couples mastermind (or something to that effect) that shows what appears to be couples discussing and learning all about how Mr. Craft can change lives for the better. Notice in this picture the following:
1) Majority if people appear to have a significant other alongside them. The person I indicated would seem as though he’s by himself. Remind you of anyone?
2) In the event a certain fat whore would have attended, it’s not out of the question that the person I indicated would make a certain someone sit by herself and behind him. Because that’s what a gentleman does to his equal half. Look to the back left of the picture. Could it be?
3) Notice how everyone else in the picture is attentive, and a certain someone seems completely disconnected and distracted by his phone. (My guess is he’s looking at some hardcore guy on guy action) Remind you of anyone we know who is blatantly disrespectful and just arrogant enough to browse his phone during such an event?
4) Even ironic that the people appear to be dressed for chilly temps, which they’ve had in Colorado recently and a certain someone claimed to be there over the last month.
Highly unlikely this is who I’m insinuating it is. But ironic the message this little picture tells.
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Originally Posted by donkey
Lol, he actually wore that clown suit to a meeting with “millionaires”!! Bahahahahaha, where to even begin?
He’s really taking Great notes with the pad on the floor by his black ankle socks! If you’re gonna wear shorts at least have socks that match! Unless he’s trying to look like the Japanese flag?
Looks like a dozen other idiots and one lady attended this farce too! And Craft made them take off their shoes like someone with OCD would! This is truly poetic, a scammer getting scammed by a bigger fraud!
Edit: Dang it Wars, you beat me to the circle jerk picture with Little Kyle being towered over by everyone else!!!
Dint become a doctor. But well on his way to becoming indoctrinated.