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I find this interesting....
Right on Lexus of Henderson’s home page is this offer...
Hmm...
Same year
Same model
Same sub-model
Same package (F-Sport)
There are hundreds of combinations (possibly even 1000’s) for every year of Lexus. The car Chrissy displayed is identical to this offer.
This one just happens to be the regional offer at Lexus of Henderson. Makes things interesting. Coincidence? Maybe. It throws something else into the mix!
Possible, but 100% he and Stacy fail the credit check.
However, the timing can't be ignored. Stacy's father came to Vegas for a reason. Perhaps Stacy whined to Mommy and Daddy that her brokedick gay husband can't afford a car for them, and Daddy came flying out to the rescue. Perhaps Daddy leased the car or co-signed for it.
Chrissy’s new revenue stream. Pay him $100 and you can play with him in an online casino without having to pay $1000 and be in his inner circle (hmmm...wonder if those folks are exempt from this fee)
C’mon everyone. Don’t be shy. This man will help you quit your job while at the same time helping to take care of this new car payment be just acquired.
https://youtu.be/DhcOdNeTb-8
The boffins at Bletchley Park cracked the German enigma code in WW2 by figuring out that they didn’t need to work out every word on the message but what every message had on it which was the weather report and Heil Hitler.
After being a loyal and consistent Chrissy watcher I have figured out that I can always skip the first 1 minute and 30 seconds as his horsey voice plead for subscribers. it’s always the same.
Right time to settle down and watch what scam the fool has now dreamed up.
Well what can one say , the brand new martingale roulette strategy , Folks now not only will you lose your entire bankroll where the dreaded marty hits you , and it will but you will also lose an extra 100 bucks for the privilege of playing live with this cretinous imbecile.
What has happened to the billy big balls Kyle Prescott using the casinos as an atm and taking them for 1000 , 2500 23500 bucks I recall in a single day.
The tosser is living on absolute crumbs , Chrissy show us you in the car again please , I am considering that as my next company car and want to see you in it every day for the next 3 months , holding the relevant copy of the Wall Street journal which you buy to check how your Bitcoin investment is doing.
For only a 100 bucks it sounds like a job for our undercover reporter actually on the ground to give us an inside report on what it’s like to screen share with Chrissy
Good night �� Folks , look forward to all your responses to the latest moronic Chrissy Chronicle whilst I am eating my cornflakes
I think Mr Elmo might have a thing or two as a retort
Hmmmm not a single response to the requests of valid proof to vehicle ownership??? Now before you say well, he probably made the video days ago. I doubt it because he mentions the day is Tuesday and he’s going to try something out tomorrow (Wednesday) now he COULD have done this in advance in preparation to release it to correspond to said days, but let’s not give this worm too much credit! He thinks Einstein invented electricity after all!
I’m thinking after he was caught speeding, running a red light with A No Turn on Red sign and using a phone while driving. The following happened...
Chrissy: Uhhhh sorry officer , this is just a test drive I don’t own this car or any car. But I’m a millionaire I swear on the Bible!
Chrissy: Ya got me officer, I’m really Gay pornstar Kyle Prescott. I love drinking big loads and When I swallow a man’s load , they make a face like This! Can I pleaaase show you???
Why wouldn’t I jump at the opportunity to pay this muppet $100 to watch him gamble. Wow how exciting!!! If I wait long enough his price point will change four different times over the next month. $100 is too expensive people. Wait for his liquidation sale price. It’s right around the corner.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
Okay Chrissy....since you love calling out times when first grade math is all one need know in order to figure out how to bet I will once again show how your math is messed up (and BTW...since I posted that analysis of your 20 lucky number strategy I notice you don’t mention that anymore...you’re welcome).
Now...on to today’s math lesson....your 2/3 dozen strategy....watch how simple this is....
We’ll measure everything in units....and again I don’t have an app that can do nice series math displays (not that you’d know what that is anyway Chrissy):
Since you’re picking 2 out of the 3 “dozens” your chances of winning something on each spin in a “real” casino (where most of these still have 0 and 00) is about 63% (worse if you play at the Venetian, which has 000)
When you win a round you’re going to get paid 2*2^(n-1) units (where n is the martingale level you are on). BUT...on that same round you will lose 2^(n-1) units (based on the other “dozen” not winning).
So...this sounds so easy for round 1:
You bet one unit on 2 different dozens and one of them comes in you profited 2*2^0 - 2^0 = 1 unit.
But...for each martingale round that the third dozen you didn’t bet on comes in then you lose 2^(n-1) units.
So...putting this all together...
No win in first martingale = -2 units
No win in the second martingale = -4 units
No win in the third martingale = -8 units
And so on....
So...let’s say you win on the second martingale:
You will win 2*2^1 - 2^1 = 2 units on that bet
But since you already lost 2 units in the first martingale YOU ARE ONLY BREAKING EVEN
If it took you till the third martingale to win then you would win on that round 8-4 = 4 units
But...since you lost in martingales 1 and 2 (a total of 6 units) now you’re DOWN 2 UNITS
It gets worse....if yoh don’t win till the 4th martingale you will win 8 units (16-8)..but you lost 14 over the first 3 martingales...so now you’re DOWN 6 UNITS
That’s right Chrissy...any time you have to go to a second martingale or above YOU AREN’T MAKING PROFIT.
There....his “favorite bets for Roulette” just lessened by one. Again...you’re welcome
P.S. It’s amazing how the same guy who went on and on about the basic Blackjack strategy card that they let you use at the table being a scam doesn’t feel the same way about the history boards for Roulette and Baccarat. The genius believes those are there to help you gain an advantage. <SMH>
I made a pigs 🐷 breakfast on my comments as usual , my Jesus comment was supposed to in BWB , but never mind I got my point in. It’s 5.42 in the am as I get up for another day of being a dead broke jealous hater loser J.O.B so I’m not quite on the ball
Why is Kevin Davis calling me a "retard" and a "moron" in his video, regarding the tax evasion and wire fraud?
Here's where I talked about the tax evasion and wire fraud thing, in February: https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...l=1#post960980
Apparently this angered Kevin, and he's been holding a grudge for almost 2 months, believing I was clowning on him.
Kevin, reread that post I linked. I stand by it all. You said in your video that Chrissy is "either guilty of wire fraud or tax evasion", which is true. But I didn't deny that in my post. I said that reporting him for tax evasion isn't going to get you anywhere, because the IRS isn't going to care about what he brags about on his channel. Lots of people lie online about having big money. The IRS will only care if proof of those assets can be submitted to them.
None of us can prove Chrissy has any assets, because he likely doesn't have a pot to piss in! So unless we think there's a high likelihood Chrissy is rich and has been dodging taxes (which is highly UNLIKELY, as even you admit), reporting him to the IRS is a waste of time.
All of the focus should be on the wire fraud -- something of which Chrissy IS guilty. Specifically, he's soliciting interstate payments for a non-working gambling system, based upon false testimonials, misrepresentation, and false claims. This is also EASILY provable, if the authorities are willing to spend just a little bit of time investigating it. Additionally, there are HUNDREDS of victims, perhaps more than 1000 by now. It would be a slam dunk case to convict him.
Kevin, again, how about that phone call? I thought you're such a straightforward tough guy. Why are ignoring my text messages, and even refusing to respond to my comments on your videos? And then you talk shit about me in your videos themselves? I always respond when you message me.
Come on bro, let's have a direct conversation. Why are you avoiding this?
From everything together, I think it's likely this Lexus was a lease from Lexus of Henderson.
Let's look at everything we know so far:
- Stacy's dad was in town, for an unspecified reason. Right after he left, Chrissy is showing off his "new Lexus".
- Lexus of Henderson had a car of identical model, color, and options on its website, and that car is now gone from the site
- A sales rep confirmed in an e-mail that the car is no longer available
- Lexus of Henderson leases cars of that exact model & options as a "regional special".
- There is no windshield registration paper, as there would be on a car just bought this week.
- Chrissy did not show any proof of sale, nor did he show the pink slip.
- Chrissy would fail a credit check for a lease.
This really leaves only two options:
- Stacy's dad leased it for Chrissy & Stacy
OR
- Chrissy did the test drive which you can presently do without a salesman, due to COVID
I think it's more likely it was leased, given the dad's presence. It's very possible Stacy sold the idea to Daddy by saying that they're hurting without a car to get around, and that Chrissy having a Lexus would get more business for his coaching.
Is Chrissy babes back in his previous Vegas digs Folks?
I assume these sort of deals for condos are done on a long term basis , so the Adams family must be confident of earnings for the next 6 or 12 months , previous suggestions long ago says around $3000 a month , which is significant when you add say another $2000 a month.
He must be confident of the all new martingale strategy that nobody has ever thought of before plus the $100 for privilege of playing live with Kyle
https://youtu.be/58JtIgfyrhw
And today’s $100 bankroll is sponsored by Bob Hesley (or some other brainwashed cult follower simpleton).
Oh wait, Chrissy said he withdrew everything from his account except $100. Tomorrow’s video he will “withdraw” everything except $10 and call it his Micro Low Roller strategy.
I think the only one withdrawing funds from his online casino account is the casino each time his 100% winning strategy loses.
What a loser.
Hey look, Jay Bee gave a call to Chrissy!!!
https://youtu.be/wnOsAPEhFmo
Just kidding, it’s the Indian version of Kyle Prescott, Krishnapher MaharajChell!!! Maybe it’s his distant cousin??
What a brilliant to the Easter 🐣 long weekend , our Lord is surely guiding me to new Jeff Dime video with my breakfast 🍳
Happy Easter Mr. H. Just keep an eye out for haters throwing stones.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrhorney
I watched his "low roller" BS video. Here's my comments:
1) LOL at "withdrawing everything except $100". Yeah right. More like he busted his account and redeposited $100. (Notice he didn't take us to his cashier page to show the big withdrawal!)
2) Believe it or not, Betonline is blazing fast with withdrawals, sometimes really processing them in 30 minutes. My last withdrawal took about an hour. I got it in bitcoin, but maybe they process the bank ones that fast, too, and it just takes longer to get to the bank. It is possible that Chrissy made some pathetic withdrawal for a few hundred bucks in order to pay the April rent.
3) It couldn't hurt to report these videos for "gambling", since he still tells people to message him for the name of the site, and he shows himself playing online, which may still be against the rules.
4) It's so tilting to hear him talking about a "30% profit" when he puts $100 on the table and runs it up to $130. That's not a 30% profit because he's never risking the $100. If he initially put $10 down, he'd have a 300% profit when up $30, and that would have gotten the same result, since he was never down in this video. The amount you put on the table is meaningless when determining percentage profit. Chrissy is so bad at math.
5) It must be super humiliating for him to make videos like these. His "low roller" videos are always when he's down to scraps, and can't bet higher. You know he was wishing he was betting more than $5 when he won a bunch in a row at the beginning, and probably crying inside that he chunked off his previous roll there.
Absolutely amazing that anyone pays good money to follow this chump.
Well what else you expect on April Fool’s Day from the biggest Fool of ALL Time!!!
https://youtu.be/gzGcTIb1kEk
He’s only trolling one person and that is Double Jackpot. This kind of garbage is actually good, because it means DJ is getting under his skin to the point he has to test drive cars and film it or fake getting divorced for click bait.
Can’t wait for DJ to get him to slip up and post some embarrassing info! The car makes a cameo and he says it is in his name, however no proof of this just a quick shot of it sitting on the garage. So he probably rented it for the weekend or begged his father in law to allow him to film it for a video again!
Gotta love the slip up in the thumbnail title. “The Mitchell’s” does not require an apostrophe dumb shit! Proof that he can’t spell or write properly annnnnnnnd that he was running Stacy’s channel the whole time!!
Ha Ha Chrissy , I’m really glad 🙂 I have a corset on because I think my sides have split with laughter, you don’t need to put a video out on April 1st , every video you put out is a clown 🤡 show , I really must invite you to children’s birthday party 🥳 no scrub that I wouldn’t want someone walking around with a stiffy and drooling 🤤 over the young boys.
Show us the bill of sale for the car , not difficult Dum Dum , you will a lot of paperwork for a 57000 car (I hope you told them to change the old tyres)
The only reason your wife stays with you is because she is culpable in your scams you fuckin halfwit , the car. was probably Stacys daddy gift to you to say here I never want to see you losers again.
All my bank accounts? Why would anyone need multiple bank accounts? Don’t tell me 🤦🏼*♂️ is it because you are a millionaire , some millionaire scratting around trying to find degenerates like you who are down to the felt and crying 😭 out for magic numbers for
100 bucks
CUNextTuesday
So Double J is gonna have a sit down conversation with one of Chrissy’s victims who paid him $1000 around 6 months ago and is now destitute because of following the idiot.
https://youtu.be/e_0f6T1eiY8
I do admire his tenacity in responding to and baiting Chrissy into showing his ass on YouTube. At first I thought it was TJ , the choad who quit his job to follow the CM guide to bankruptcy.
But from the hints he dropped it is someone around the Texas area in their 30’s or 40’s. I’m guessing Double J is from the Austin area by his apparel, accent and framed Manziel jersey. So the victim is either from the Houston or El Paso area or possibly Louisiana or Oklahoma.
Guess we’ll find out soon enough!