this is global poker in a nutshell

many more nonsense results.

place is a major boner against pp.

all is not lost.

even though the pp bias is real, you fight through it.

i'm currently on an 11 game itm mtt streak..and it goesack further to 12-13 ..

in this streak i won two. finished third once, and made 6 FT.

i should have won and placed higher more, but they fuck you good.

never in my 20 years have i ever cashed in 11 consecutive mtt's

nice to see you go on a heater

every fucking mtt you lose with a big pocket pair. it's really only rare if you don't..and if you don't...which is fkn rare,that's considered running good. holding as an 80% fav..

i've already given up on low/mid pp. because there's ZERO % chance you will win with them at a 55% clip vs 2 paint overs at showdown......zero.

i really wouldn't be surprised to see if they hard coded it into the program somehow. making sure an "x" hand will always beat "x pp" had they stayed the course.

i challenge anybody that says otherwise to play in the 3-5 mtt rebuys and see for themselves.

you're always on the edge of your seat on at this place no matter how far ahead you are.

players are easy to beat here. but beating for a lack of a better word "the rig" is impossible

every game.

on the bubble.

nice of grobul polka to throw up the A and K as well just to be on the safe side.

is Sparten dead?

i already knew i was going to lose with my set before it happened.


i even said it in the chat box.

i just couldn't predict it 100% that was going to be 1 or 2 outer on the river

i went wit the frush draw, but since nobody had that they had to do something else to fuck the hand ahead

is there any sense playing a broken record.

these were done by the same player.

obv out as were about to go to the final 2 tables.

you ask yourself what kind of an idiot plays like this. well your answer n the third pic. he was responsible for both of them.

this is what you have to overcome at global poker

obv i should be thankful i didn't lose this.



nice. always on the edge of your seat in sweepstakes polka

even though grobul polka is my general store i can't help to slam it every chance i get. let's get serious, it's pretty easy slamming them and putting up with their bs even though they're my bitch and atm.

look at this clown that fucked me


i was going for the chip lead twice at the ft and this fucker shit all over me 2x.





don't forget kiddies,....running goot @ grobul polka is not losing with you big pp or 80% fav @ showdown once every mtt.

do you know how ridiculously hard it is to beat the grobul polka machine when you lose with an 80% fav every mtt.

i'm serious. you literally have to factor this in before you even play each and every mtt. if you're lucky they will whammy you early so it doesn't happen deep.

have to keep this going.

you want aggravation,....play at grobul polka..it's almost instantaneous.

you wanna lose wit a big pp or 70/90% fav every mtt....play at grobul polka

you wanna run -ev wit any low/mid pp @ showdown vs 2 paint......play at grobul polka

going to anutta FT.........ahhhhh nope.......fuk u pay me

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have to keep this going.

you want aggravation,....play at grobul polka..it's almost instantaneous.

you wanna lose wit a big pp or 70/90% fav every mtt....play at grobul polka

you wanna run -ev wit any low/mid pp @ showdown vs 2 paint......play at grobul polka

going to anutta FT.........ahhhhh nope.......fuk u pay me

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Did someone say Polka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UazJ0d-KmJU

Any retard that plays on that skin deserves to get fcked.

Global Poker is as good as Syracuse and your CY Young picks. All shit shows

Go to Nitrogen same software lol.

Global got you so gassed up you think it's Polka..

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Originally Posted by mulva

have to keep this going.

you want aggravation,....play at grobul polka..it's almost instantaneous.

you wanna lose wit a big pp or 70/90% fav every mtt....play at grobul polka

you wanna run -ev wit any low/mid pp @ showdown vs 2 paint......play at grobul polka

going to anutta FT.........ahhhhh nope.......fuk u pay me

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Did someone say Polka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UazJ0d-KmJU

Any retard that plays on that skin deserves to get fcked.

Global Poker is as good as Syracuse and your CY Young picks. All shit shows

Go to Nitrogen same software lol.

Global got you so gassed up you think it's Polka..

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syracuse is playing like they have 3 white guys in their starting rotation. and they do.......and who doesn't like a good polka....this dude loves him sum franco harris

i can only imagine my actual win rate @ grobul if i didn't have to beat da rig.

here is an anatomy of 1 table in a mtt @ global poker.

this was my 1st and only mtt i played today.

these snapshots are only from my table. i even missed a really ugly one where AA was cracked

stay the course and take down a big pp.

obv i wasn't going to call the raise preflop, but i would be willing to bet that there is always a hand that beats a pp here if they stay in the pot.

this guy got lucky having his KK hold




look at this poor sap that fropped a str8.....obv they give me the A high frush if i stay in which isn't any good.







i take a cooler here get crippled. lol @ hands dealt ..notice blind level






i fight back and crush only to have this happen to me again. obv all in prefrop..

i take my 1st and only rebuy






i needed this to survive. i shove prefrop..obv i get lucky as a big fav and double up







i wasn't involved in the pot but i just wanted to post this hand as virtually everyone that plays here will lose with their big favs at least once every mtt.







and here is the hand that wipes me out close to bubble going for a top 5 stack

standard losing with at least 1 bg pp every mtt ..but i had a 3 bagger. KK..KK and QQ......ty grobul polka for keeping it real

fuck yeah,,,,,,5 minutes ago..time for my daily aggravation

for the chip lead deep into mtt.

hell no!!! a 1 or 2 outer on river..but hey, at least i had AA hold 2x this mtt.

this left me with 2300 not 16k....once again ty grobul polka for having the most unrealistic outcomes each and every mtt.

1st game today.

2nd hand.


3 limpers. i bump to 120 w/ KK

2nd limper shoves with AJ

i instacall

didn't have to wait long

a 1 outer.

and the coup de grace

wow , thats the worst beat you posted. Incredible

it's a joke.

i would like to know the odds of cashing, ft'ing and binking an mtt at the 3-10 range losing a least one showdown with a big pp or other 80/90%+ fav.


because u literally have to overcome it every mtt..


whether it's early on,...on the bubble, going to the ft and on the ft. it's fucking standard and next to impossible to overcome.







this has to be one of the funniest shops ever made. who is responsible for making it?

random hands showing pp bias






and more beat downs each and every mtt. i literally stopped posting most of all the awfulness in a days work.

all of these shots were taken from 2 mtts. i missed a couple a well

yes,....only one game yesterday.

typical results.

don't think for a second me losing was because of my postflop play. it all went in pre. sadly, i have to preface this because of the ball sniffers..




needed a miracle river as a dominating fav





another fuck you pay me. grobul make sure to fuck those pp. throw up A as backup plan




even with the repeated bs i managed to go deep. the hand i exited was a mid pp. obv i always preach that u will run -ev with these vs 2 paint @ showdown but i was at a point in this mtt that i had to play this hand with my stack size in relation to other things. obv it loss. this jackass that called my all in had T9...lol

i have to say this place has gotten worse than it use to be. they do a really good job here taking away the skill portion of the game

only 1 mtt today.

having hard time even wanting to play anymore because of the bs.

"Global Poker utilises a Mersenne Twister with background cycling.

This was certified by iTechLabs on 15 February 2017 who confirmed that it uses a well known algorithm to generate random numbers.


The numbers generated by this RNG have passed Marsaglia's "diehard" tests for statistical randomness.


iTech Labs has found that number sequences are unpredictable, non-repeatable and uniformly distributed."






not very unpredictable that you lose with a big pp or big fav each and every mtt. it is uniformly distributed fact that you will.


all the bs at this place is many times above standard deviation.

only 1 game today.

first game in almost a week.

didn't even make it to the 1st break and add on.

yuppppp..no bias wit pp here. just common variance. which equates to losing with them each and every mtt

every single mtt ur gonna lose wit a big pp or big fav.

every fucking one of them

site is complete faggot and can suk my dick






still in mtt from above

another choice hand..and look at how hey treat you..same person again..uou know..the 55 skill level brainiacs



at they finish me off with this

obv a min cash isn't worth shit..........choke on a big dick, grobul polka.

global is now in the bed shitting stage imo. it's gotten really worse there. they've eliminated many mtt's, consolidated blind levels to make the faster as well.

they're just offering too many higher buy in's + more high variance turbos. they really do their best to eliminate the skill portion of poker...peeps don't care they'll play anything and lose

although i'm not playing that much i'm stagnating and not pushing the graph up like i should. i don't see much changing.

the fat lady lady is singing there....it was a god run

you say you want more...


just jumped into a 3r.....750g 6 handed mtt

this is a 3r but after i busted they wanted 10 for a rebuy. just anther pos glitch this site has. wasn't about to pay 10.

i just had to take it on the chin..on the face..and wherever else grobul wants to splooge on you.

viola

motherfucking legends of the game

c'mon....why wouldn't he have quads.. we're only on the bubble

Mulva, I actually feel your pain, i grind .25/.50 and I generally load for 50$-100$, run my stack to 300$/350$ then I start getting cooled like crazy. I’ll lose every hand for hours and give 50/75% of my wins back if I don’t cash out. On Bovada/ACR I would cash out 400 when my stack reached 500$. On global I think I have to lower my cash out options to 200 when I Reach 250$. It does seem like some tables are terrible. It’s not big money but it’s where I’m a consistent winner.

I also believe there’s a fair bit of collusion on the site. I notice 2/3 names at a table leave at once then 3 more join at the exact same time with very similar playing styles. Also if you notice in hands the seat to the left at some tables will 3 bet and the seat to your right will 5bet. I realize that could happen at any game but the consistency that happens at some tables is meant to bust just you. Here’s another example in 6 max say seat 1 My standard raise is 1.50, seat 2 fold, seat 3 will call, seat 4 fold, seat 5 makes it 5$. I’ve seen it a dozens of times, once you call that 5 and trap that MF and win it won’t happen again. If you fold it will happen about 15/20% of your raises in that exact order. I’ve notice a lot more weird consistent plays between specific seats indicating bots or players working together. Once you notice Specific plays between seats you can play back at them and actually profit quite a bit. Looking at your post it seems your 3 handed frequently in your coolers, I’d bet your probably running into some sort of collusion. Not all the time but I can guarantee you some of your hands involve shared data. I hope this helps.

How I generally profit on these plays is ill 1.50 raise with AKsuited, AA,KK,QQ rip it in preflight and get a fold or get a call which I’m never getting it in bad. Sometimes I’ll flat with suited connectors and play post flop.

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Mulva, I actually feel your pain, i grind .25/.50 and I generally load for 50$-100$, run my stack to 300$/350$ then I start getting cooled like crazy. I’ll lose every hand for hours and give 50/75% of my wins back if I don’t cash out. On Bovada/ACR I would cash out 400 when my stack reached 500$. On global I think I have to lower my cash out options to 200 when I Reach 250$. It does seem like some tables are terrible. It’s not big money but it’s where I’m a consistent winner.

I also believe there’s a fair bit of collusion on the site. I notice 2/3 names at a table leave at once then 3 more join at the exact same time with very similar playing styles. Also if you notice in hands the seat to the left at some tables will 3 bet and the seat to your right will 5bet. I realize that could happen at any game but the consistency that happens at some tables is meant to bust just you. Here’s another example in 6 max say seat 1 My standard raise is 1.50, seat 2 fold, seat 3 will call, seat 4 fold, seat 5 makes it 5$. I’ve seen it a dozens of times, once you call that 5 and trap that MF and win it won’t happen again. If you fold it will happen about 15/20% of your raises in that exact order. I’ve notice a lot more weird consistent plays between specific seats indicating bots or players working together. Once you notice Specific plays between seats you can play back at them and actually profit quite a bit. Looking at your post it seems your 3 handed frequently in your coolers, I’d bet your probably running into some sort of collusion. Not all the time but I can guarantee you some of your hands involve shared data. I hope this helps.

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i don't play cash but the grobul poka machine shouldn't be any different there.

getting coolered is pretty honorable way to lose here. the thing his they sandwich the coolers into these awful run outs.

if you don't bink or finish 2nd in the mtt's they will bilk you with lossses and min cashes.

obv some of the hands i post as a stand alone are not bad it's just the succession of them with the others.

..i'm not kidding when i say you lose with a big 75/80%+ fav or big pp every mtt...not to mention run -ev with low/mid pp

and 5 minutes ago. those empty seats have now been filled as we came off bubble

...i didn't lose with my big pp this mtt until now.

it's really a faggot program...one with an enormous pp bias

one game yesterday

can't even make it to the break.




one game today. i thought i was going to break the awfulness and finally bink....wrong..i don't even get a min cash.

for a top 3 stack.....

nope...foiled again by a 50 skill player..limp called me pre,..called my flop raise..and then shove on turn for all his ships.

obv he eviserates me on the river and i'm left hoping i can turn 2800 into something





i did turn the 2800 something..gt it back up to 9k....and had 7k left with 16 players remaining....12 get paid

i get doubled dipped.

grobul luvs to fuck those pocket pairs,.

it's nearly impossible to win having the do it to you once a game,..but more ..lol...

i'm just donating to lifelong losers

one game.

thought i was going to get off the schneid.

obv lost showdowns wit TT and QQ earlier in mtt......but i persevere and fight...obv only to be cornholed at the ft where the payouts really jump.