Originally Posted by
wrenchjockey
Without a doubt the worst trip report/stake thread I've seen.
Literally couldn't post it in less words if you tried. Like your whole plan was to post the absolute minimum amount of words/content that would appease your stakers. If I had staked you, I would be pissed. Even your face fucking session was mailed in. If you were to compare this thread to Michael's LV thread, this is the polar opposite.
For a guy who makes his schtick on literally begging for money to do things that normal people pay for on their own (vacations, tournaments, what have you), you seriously don't contribute dick (pun intended) to at least give your stakers some feels about lighting their money on fire.
On the hole (pun very much intended) you came out very smelly here. Please try to step up your game next time. The most exciting thing about this thread was the big dick/Hockey Guy section.