These campaign e-mails from Trump are pretty dumb.
Quote:
CONGRATULATIONS! TODD IS THE TRUMP PATRIOT OF THE WEEK!
TODD,
After looking through all of our BEST supporters, President Trump chose YOU as the very FIRST Trump Patriot of the Week.
Your support has not gone unnoticed, TODD. You’ve truly earned this prestigious recognition.
President Trump was SO impressed by your dedication to our movement that he unlocked an EXCLUSIVE 500%-MATCH just for YOU.
Your Patriot of the Week 500%-MATCH offer is ONLY available to you for the NEXT HOUR, so act fast.
Please contribute ANY AMOUNT in the NEXT HOUR to claim your Trump Patriot of the Week 500%-MATCH. >>
CONTRIBUTE $20 = $120
CONTRIBUTE $15 = $90
CONTRIBUTE $10 = $60
CONTRIBUTE $5 = $30
President Trump really wants to thank you for all that you’ve done, TODD.
He’s asked us to let him know the moment you accept your Trump Patriot of the Week 500%-MATCH, so don’t wait much longer.
Contribute ANY AMOUNT RIGHT NOW and your gift will be 500%-MATCHED.
Thank you,
Team Trump 2020
The dumbest of dumb rubes might fall for this, but I don't think this will convince very many people to donate. It's just insulting and scammy-looking.
With all of the idiotic and extreme shit the left is doing/saying, these campaign e-mails should write themselves. No need for "TRUMP SELECTED YOU, TODD, AS PATRIOT OF THE WEEK!!!!11 5X, YOU HEAR ME, 5X MATCHING FOR DONATIONS!!!"
Maybe I'll be a masochist and sign up for Biden's list to see how dumb those e-mails are.