Already past lunch time in Vegas and almost 4pm in florida.
Chrissy's "Gamblign all of February" guarentee [complete lie] isnt looking too promising.
And remember, excuses are for losers.
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Already past lunch time in Vegas and almost 4pm in florida.
Chrissy's "Gamblign all of February" guarentee [complete lie] isnt looking too promising.
And remember, excuses are for losers.
Ah... February.
Brings back sweet memories of the month when Christopher Mitchell won $74,000 but actually lost $74,000.
Today’s new and improved Chrissy strategy involves sitting out for three spins after you get a win. Why three spins? Because you get kicked out of the BetOnline room if you sit out longer. Why not two spins or one spin? Well…he doesn’t say. Apparently he thought of this genius strategy while flying home from Tampa…where he’s been for the past 6 days even though he flew there on Friday and flew back on Tuesday. Oh…and in all those days where he didn’t do any gambling he didn’t get any sleep. Poor guy. His tiredness has forced him to offer half price membership into his Facebook group for all of February and then he’ll “never offer a discount again.”
Apparently there’s thousands of people who want to be Chrissy’s friend on Facebook. But the only way he will be your friend is if you join his group. Must be such a huge burden for him every time someone joins. I mean…to actually be their virtual friend takes so much out of you.
Oh and each time after you sit out three spins you should move one outside bet to the right (I.e. if you were playing hi/low…then you go to even/odd and then red/black). You work from left to right. I’m assuming he goes left to right instead of right to left because right to left would be like reading Hebrew and we know he doesn’t want to be a “Hebrew Slave.”
And also he’s now back to 6 martingales Apparently now it’s okay to lose 63% of your bankroll in one session as opposed to 31%.
Is there any strategy that doesn't work? How do the casinos make any money at all?
But back to reality. Funny he has won 280k in 2 months and spends his time on the plane trying to figure out a new strategy. All this money he makes and he spends all this time on these FB memberships to sign up members for 1k(most of the time far less) and playing for 50 cents a spin on roulette.
Withdrew all his profits again and back to $500...LOL.
This is getting so boring at this point. Just a broken record. Him and us.
edit: what does he even want us to believe? He talks about how great it is to play online but only plays for 50 cents a roll online. Then he trashes brick and mortar as being rigged(lol) yet to believe his story about the 140k means he has to bet heavy in brick and mortar. Even the dumbest person on earth can't believe this shit.
When you’re using martingale what you actually choose to bet on no longer matters. You can throw darts at 50/50 bets on the roulette board and you’re most of the time not going to lose 6 in a row. But just like anything else you’ll hit that variance and bust out eventually.Quote:
Originally Posted by crudebar
And no question..when he was in his big push in November and December he was saying he was in the brick and mortar every single day (and he was trying to show you that by staying in the suites again seemingly every weekend) yet now says that 90 percent of what he supposedly wins comes from online.
He also says that adding people to his group is a burden. If you’re really trying to help people and be the good guy you claim to be then you would never call it a burden. And if it is a burden then there’s no point to doing it if you can pull in $280K in 60 days without it.
And yes if each strategy wins every single day why would you ever need to think up new ones?
Chrissy's video today really was "I have to post something before midnight and I have zero ideas".
It was like a student who has asked for multiple extensions on a big an assignment, fucks around for weeks and finally slaps together some rubbish before the final due date and hopes its good.
So here's a retarded strategy which goes against one of the 5 (or is it 6) super secrets, or get in and get out quickly.
On a win, sit out 3 spins, burn down that clock, waste that time.
His initial explanation of the "strategy" was the ramblings of an idiot, and then displaying it did not improve it much.
As expected, he leaves wiggle room in the strategy that people can still fuck it up "if you are on odd or even, its entirely up to you if you stay on odd, or chop to even".
As others have pointed out, there is a very confliicting message "please join my uinner circle, normally its a $1000, but this month its only $500. Please join, I am desperate for the money, please"
vs "Fuck you very much for joining, it is such a burden. Any time people are bitching about losing money is just a burden. fuck you, pay me".
UtahDrone summed it up so much better with "complete lie".
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Originally Posted by zealanddonk
He is trying to solve a game that has already been mathematically solved. He is simply too stupid to understand what that means...
Like always, his strategies, and about 99 percent of all gambling strategies(involving -ev) involve you gambling as little as possible while trying to keep you plus in real time for as long as possible. That's why they have, sitting out spins, 15 min time rules, only winning so much each day. None of these make any rational sense if your true goal is to make money. All these invisible lines for no reason; if it's about money. The truth is it isn't about money though...it's the high of gambling. So win your $20, go home let the dopamine run wild in your brain the rest of the day; thinking about your next gambling trip tomorrow. Then keep doing it til you lose. For some reason his idiots believe losing everything day 6 isn't greed but losing everything day 1 is...
It's always that simple.
edit: the time rules do work. Just not the way he says...they work because the less you gamble the less you lose. He pretends the less you gamble the more you win. Which is laughable to anyone with an IQ higher then your dog.
last thing: he is the kind of guy where you would take his strategy run it through a simulator it would come back a loser(like actual people do instead of losing their real money) but he would still go use it out in the casino and lose his ass; with his rational "no simulator can do what i do!"
He is just some MLM scammer with a middle school education. It's why he still talks and acts like a middle school child. It's sad because he will probably never let his child get an education either, can't have chris jr being smarter than dear old dad.
So dumbass Charlie Brown Prescott posted a losing video again, meaning he is desperate for views and likely YT revenue.
Same old song n dance, he starts losing around the 16 minute mark and loses his shit by 18 minutes.
Back n forth until the 50 minute mark and he goes broke on the last two bets chasing a $6 win… Lol! Will certainly make good material for Drone’s next compilation!
Druff's prediction that Chrissy was going to lose in February has gone better than any of Chrissy's predictions.Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorSo dumbass Charlie Brown Prescott posted a losing video again, meaning he is desperate for views and likely YT revenue.
Same old song n dance, he starts losing around the 16 minute mark and loses his shit by 18 minutes.
Back n forth until the 50 minute mark and he goes broke on the last two bets chasing a $6 win… Lol! Will certainly make good material for Drone’s next compilation!
I assume since Tom Brady retired, Chrissy is thinking of retiring too.
O and obviously "Hey kids, if you want to waste $500 like I just did, join my goofy inner circle".
$6 bet followed by $50 bet followed by a $200 bet. That’s not a martingale. That’s a stupid-gale.
I watched the whole trainwreck video.
For a multi-millionaire playing low buyin roulette, he got very emotional over losing.
Probably didnt help that much earlier when he was up $60 he was bragging he's set up a new business AND hes letting inner circle members join him.
How good is that, going into business with a complete idiot.
You can take the scammer out of the MLM but you can’t take the MLM out of the scammer.Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Always figured he would go back to another MLM Ponzi scheme when things got tough.
Funny thing is…I don’t think he’s sophisticated enough to run his own MLM. You need a little bit of infrastructure to manage any “investors.” White boards and index cards can only take you so far. Just like when he tried to sell his sports picks…he came up with the concept of weekly and monthly packages and then suddenly realized that it would be difficult for him to manage that through his limited means (i.e. knowing who has paid for which package and therefore who to send a pick to). He quickly abandoned that idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by The BozYou can take the scammer out of the MLM but you can’t take the MLM out of the scammer.Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Always figured he would go back to another MLM Ponzi scheme when things got tough.
Would be interesting if one of Double Jackpot’s moles exposes what this “business opportunity” actually is.
And in typical Chrissy degenerate fashion he had to prove to the world that he wins “every day”. So he shoots a video at 11:30 at night after supposedly depositing 2K into his account and then winning over $800 (which you never saw happen) and thus he is a winner yesterday having erased the $500 he lost earlier.
Well, did a little digging and found out the Circle jerk member he was meeting with in Florida is this Jermaine guy…Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
https://m.facebook.com/jermaine.wiggins.161?fref=nf
No not from the Jackson 5, but he was among the idiots at the birthday party affectionately known as the Jack Off Five!!
Highlights from the "overnight" video per above also include:
Chrissy pounding sugary drinks, sniffing, looking tired, looking like shit.
No surprises whe he is spending hours at the computer trying to win his money.
Erratic bet sizes in Baccarat that make no sense.
He claims it should be 1% of your bankroll [supposedly $2000 at the reload which we didnt see, up to $2860 at start of clip] but it is all over the place.
Despite his claims of never being emotional, there are a lot of "hollar at your boy".
Hilariously he starts one when he has a natural 9 and has to stop it when the dealer also shows a natural 9.
Also, swearing and generally unhappy when he loses [despite being a multi-millionaire].
He pretty much defeats the entire purpose of his small bankroll observations because he says "Its ok, I can just reload $2000".
I'm not sure Broke Ass Brandon can afford a quick $2k tickle when he feels like it.
Amazingly he gets right through roughly 50 minutes without bagging on people smarter than him, then makes shitting comments about college educated people [which assumedly includes his wife, his chriopractor and possibly his financial adviser].
Still no sign of January's "winner".
2860...haha. Obviously He deposited 2k and got a bonus(probably with bitcoin that made it slightly over 2k). I have no doubt BOL gives him huge bonuses for his play. Obviously those bonuses come with such a high play through that he is still -ev.Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Sure he won $860 but didn't just put up that video. Sure kid(even though he is a middle aged man)
I just enjoy that he wants people to think these videos aren't his "real" gambling and he plays much much larger offline(meaning what he doesn't tape for his YT channel). Then when he loses $500 he quickly chases it with a 2k deposit.
I mean dude. If you are no longer doing videos for small rollers. Deposit 50-100k and just show us what the gay bald midget is capable of...
edit: or just the fact that BOL is letting him win 100k plus a month off them in roulette without removing him. Just so god damn hilarious.
It really wouldn’t surprise me if Charlie Brown moves away from Vegas but still makes his Youtube videos as if he is still in Vegas, It’s not like he is seen any longer inside the casinos.
He could move to Florida and do the timeshare thing. We all know he won’t openly admit to being a timeshare salesman. It’s scammy, but at least it’s better than what he is doing now. He couldn’t justify being a multimillionaire with at least 20 different systems that can beat the breaks off of the casino while simultaneously approaching random people offering them a free meal for 90 minutes of their time.
The sad part is if Chrissy was a Timeshare Salesperson, it would probably be the most honest living he has ever made.
He can then take his “fake” trips to Florida once per month or so, but In actuality he would be living there.
The inter circlets are dumber than dirt, they wouldn’t even realize he moved.
Actually besides his affiliate link, his biggest asset is his inner circle. He very possibly has put together 200 of the dumbest, most gullible, low IQ group of people on this planet. Back in the day they called this a “mailing list”. So go ahead Chrissy, market your brain dead group of Buffoons that would buy coal from someone when they are in hell.
Chrissy wants us to believe that he is relaxing at home most of the day with his family. This couldn’t be further from the truth. I guarantee Chrissy is constantly checking his messages to try and convince people to buy into the jerk circle or register an account at BOL under his affiliate link. I guarantee people constantly troll him. I believe this is the main reason he stopped putting his email out there and wanted folks to contact him through social media since people are less likely to set up a social media account to troll vs. a burner email. With social media you can see when they signed up as well as generally tell if it’s an authentic profile. He is checking hours each day, and then there are his YouTube gambling videos. Since he is a -EV player, every 3 videos he records of online play, he likely tosses out 2 of them and uses just 1.
So Chrissy isn’t a NINE to FIVER, he’s more like a SIX AMer to ELEVEN PMer! 7 days per week! He is Commission Kings Bitch. Day and Night.
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Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
Even better there are dedicated trolls like this Brad Young guy, who pretend to be Chrissy’s assistant and then expose him on social media! It might be just be KD or one of his lackeys, but it shows Chrissy is getting heat from all sides!
I actually laughed at the notion Chrissy would pay someone to do a menial task and then saw his posts and profile to realize what the real deal is.
https://m.facebook.com/brad.young.92167?fref=nf
Ummm…could it be??? It doesn’t say videos are private this time. It clearly says the account is terminated.
His other channel is still up but no new videos since 7 months agoQuote:
Originally Posted by TheRiversUmmm…could it be??? It doesn’t say videos are private this time. It clearly says the account is terminated.
Notice it says “Spam, deceptive practices, and misleading content”.
Maybe for JANUARYS non-giveaway?
Money line
KD takes FULL CREDIT (YES -13500)
KD says it was a TEAM EFFORT (YES +18500)
Druff, whats your pick for Chrissy's losses this month?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
:laterfag
Well well well the broke haters have done it smh. Chrissy must be on super tilt now.
While KD is looking for movie clips and free wifi from Some motel to show how he got Chrissy kicked off YouTube which is a lie.
No videos from KD because YouTube kicked him in the nuts again.
Mark my words losers CM will be back on YouTube soon. Easy to buy subs and start over his shit channel.
Wonder if this means Circle Jerk membership is still half price for the month or is Chrissy hyperventilating over the channel possibly being terminated?
If the termination sticks, no doubt he will try to make more accounts. I believe Druff said this is where a demand letter from an attorney can be effective.
It’s been a surreal time in the world and following Chrissy’s journey of absurdity has fit in well with the times we live in. At least for now, it will be exponentially tougher for Chrissy to separate people from their money. I think for the most part, we all had that objective in mind. Almost everyone that has watched this fool over the past couple of years can agree on that.
To any victims who come across this thread….You will most likely never be made completely whole in this lifetime. However, you should take solace in the fact the Christopher Sniffells has finally been held to account for his actions. He is not going to go away, we all know that. But this is the first time since I have been following him, where he has truly been punished for the shit he has done.
Professional Bullshit Artist Christopher Sniffells
Dusted
Busted
Disgusted
Not to be Trusted
It’s a good day. One for the good guys. It was long overdue.
:applause
I wonder in what order these will happen?
A. Bullshit Explanation posted on “Keeping up with the Mitchell’s” on how this is a big mistake.
B. Writing letter to Inner circle jerks giving an explanation and asking for a donation.
C. Going down to the strip to score a bag of Coke to numb the pain.
D. Stay out until the wee hours of tomorrow morning blowing what remaining money he has left trying “to come up”.
Be careful what you put up those nostrils of yours Chrissy, I hear coke these days is being cut with Fentenyl...
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Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
Definitely a combination of him blowing inner circle members for donations and blaming jealous broke ass douche bag haters for a big misundertstanding.
Someone make a Costco run for Kleenex for Christopher Sniffells. His pre-existing deviated septum already has him doing a box a day. The channel termination is going to have that thing running like Niagara Falls.
I bet right about now Charlie Brown wishes he had just 5% of what he donked off Gambling in the last 2 years. All that money and nothing to show for it! I’m loving it!
It would be one thing for this to happen to him and for him to have a half million in the bank that he made from scamming, but no, he likely doesn’t have much. Maybe even worse, he may be left with a more severe drug habit than we are aware of. If so, I hope he has the worst withdrawals imaginable.
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Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
Out of rep, I would love to have heard his justification for flying Spirit last week.
I knew it wouldn’t take long!
KD already taking credit. Unbelievable.
He believes it’s because he reached out to State Representatives and Senators! LOL
Yup, I totally see it. Nevada’s State Representatives and Senators reaching out to Youtube in regards to Chrissy. About as believable as Tom Brady calling Chrissy.
Gonna miss the free entertainment, sure. But this couldn't have happened to a more appropriate person, FINALLY.
I think Chrissy will be down to 30-40% of his pre-shutdown "scam" income streams by March. The car or condo will be in jeopardy soon as he literally won't have enough funds for both unless the in-laws help out with both.
I guess the in-laws go back to hating him again.
Obviously a huge development.
Folks, I have a little bit of inside information on this. As you might guess, there have been multiple complaints about CM's channel for a long time, especially by victims who were scammed by him. Of course, for the past two years, nothing was done.
However, a longtime PFA Radio listener contacted me tonight and told me a secret. They had been directly in contact with someone at YouTube's legal department about CM's channel, even though they weren't personally victimized (nor did they claim to be). They laid out a very clear case as to what was going on, and were told that the matter would be thoroughly investigated. About a week later, CM's channel vanished.
They sent me proof of this back-and-forth. I was not aware this person was doing it untli tonight, when they came forward and let me know what they had been doing behind the scenes.
They did not receive any confirmation from YouTube that it was their complaint which did it, as that's usually against YouTube's policy. However, the timing is very interesting.
More later...