I thought excuses were for losers.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
Hopefully when UtahDrone makes another video in his excellent series he includes the excuses are for losers clip, and all the times Chrissy has an excuse.
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I thought excuses were for losers.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
Hopefully when UtahDrone makes another video in his excellent series he includes the excuses are for losers clip, and all the times Chrissy has an excuse.
His shilling of the coloring book made me go back and look at some of the Amazon reviews, and some of the negative ones are hilarious.
It does seem that some people were actually dumb enough to buy it, believing it would make them a million dollars, and then were disappointed when it turned out to be a scam. I know... shocker that a $30 book written by two scammers would fail to produce $1,000,000 from $100.
“Folks, I have food poisoning and my diet consists of nothin but Cocaine!”
Let's play hypothetical and fantasy world for a second. Could you imagine if someone turned the $100 into lets say 100k(LOL); also of note that if you are bothering with his coloring book 100k is the world to you. Then you are told you need to put everything into play each and every day. Getting all the way to 100k and then losing it all in a single day trying to make your 3 percent...haha. Yes, such great financial advice.
I am still not sure if Chris has an intelligence in MLM or he is simply a buffoon who obviously understands how buffoons think; because he is one. He just then simply went the extra step of selling shit to people who he himself would have bought if someone first tried to sell it to him. Some days i think the former and others the latter.
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Originally Posted by zealanddonk
I watched a bit me of the first video from yesterdaqy [Chrissy released 2].
Bedwetterbettor's tip to watch the baccarat section around the 13 minute mark is hilarious.
"Remember: Never get emotional when gambling" as Chrissy starts swearing.
Just after the Baccarat clip Chrissy reminds us that "Televsion is for drooling idiots" as he pans to poor non-verbal Bubs watching cartoons.
It would nice if just once someone sat Chrissy down and made him watch his "holier than thou" video clips and let his hypoCHRISSY sink in.
Sadly he is too stupid and narcissistic to see it that way.
Anyone care to highlight his almost hour long video he posted?
He actually went live. Didn’t catch even close to all of it. But he did claim during the small bit I caught that he had just cashed in a Bitcoin investment of just over 100K. Also said that there is no law that says you have to pay taxes (oldest claim on the book). So now it’s no longer that rich people get tax benefits. Now it’s…you don’t have to pay income tax. But if you have a job you have no choice.Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
Chrissy is probably dumb enough to tell the auditer, that “there is no law that requires you to pay taxes.”
It would be nice if the IRS makes an example out of him.
Knowing how he talked to the judge at AHoosier’s hearing, he has no respect for authority, hopefully it bites him in the ass.
Could he get a strike or worse for spreading misinformation?Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
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Originally Posted by zealanddonkCould he get a strike or worse for spreading misinformation?Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
Not sure with his taxes remarks, but on today’s video he likely can at the 46:44 mark....
“The face mask is the most ridiculous scam in the history of the world. Did I say that? Did I say that the face mask is a scam? Yes, I did.”
Watching his "live chat" now.
Favourite part, he's gone back to drinking Monster energy drink it seems.
Not sure he could find his arse with a map, so no surprise he knows where other countries are.
16m he does the classic "If you made money from my idiocy, you owe me money !111!!!!!111!!1!"
He really has no idea what free is.
Listing off places where people are from "I cant make this up" yeah, someone smarter than you defintiely can.
20m mark we get some honesty "I am unemployable". Yes, that is true and nice he knows that.
23m mark "Whats your view on card counting?" he claims "Pointless because you will get banned".
Assumedly online casinos with live play would not be able to know but it would be difficult for 8 decks?
26m mark, he shakes the old beggar bowl again and even states one person who claims to have made $6000 "you should pay $1k to join".
Obviously if Chrissy's idiocy worked this well, why would anyone other than Brandon pay $1000 for all the 100% strategies given away for free?
28m mark, he openly advocates people to break the law in states where it is illegal to gamble online, because "law enforcement is too busy"
is that a possible strike as well?
35m mark, ramble about taxes is a choice not a law in America.
I'm surprised he ddint say "My good friend Wesley Snipes told me this when I was on the phone to him last week".
40m "have yoyu considered organising a charity event with your inner circle?"
reply "I have no idea what you mean". Yeah no kidding. They want you to give money away to a real charity and prove it, of course Chrissy "no speakee da engrish" on that one.
42m "I get so many emails from Australia and India, if I went there I'd get mobbed like Michael Jackson".
An odd choice for sure given few people in those countries would give a fuck about Michael Jackson, or Chrissy.
46m "Can someone be profitable just betting on sports?" reply "Most people cant, and thats all I can say".
Translation: He's been raped again and again and knows he cant give good sports picks.
51m mark some totally random near incoherent rambling that
"A B&M roulette is rigged if it was chopping between red and black, and someone bets big on black, then it'll be 10 red in a row".
His critical thinking skills are not good.
All in all its nonsense with no live gambling.
If you want to see happy Chrissy soaking up attention and hear some truly idiocy statements, its worth a listen.
UtahDrone will definitely find gold for any new videos [esp with the complete lie clip].
10:36- “I have so many winning strategies, it changes by the minute.”
15:09 - “I don’t have sympathy for people that are broke, When I was broke I still found a way to get what I wanted”... yes, Kyle we are all aware that you jerked off in front of a camera when you were broke to earn a few dollars.
Yes, this quote says everything about how his sports gambling has been going. He has been getting his ass kicked so bad he can’t even fake it lolQuote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
He thinks it won’t be believable, but he thinks dates and numbers on a large Notepad and written with markers are fooling people. Apparently they don’t teach “Standard of Proof” by the 9th Grade.
UtahDrone, you can get a lot of material from today’s video. Even putting the stupid shit he says on the back burner until a video where it seems fitting.
OFT. But funny thing with scammers. During our last election i would post on a forum called www.therxforum.com i had a long list of wagers with posters that Biden would win the election(they had trump), I also had posters that actually bet me after the election that Trump would still in(lol). Anyways, when i was starting to collect the wagers I was then banned. Being told i couldn't make cash wagers with posters(even though my thread was up for months and posters had been making cash wagers with posters for years). Then another poster came on and accused me of calling his work(lol, which never happened). Anyways, the guy holding the money actually ended up paying me even though the site tried to pressure him into returning all the funds back to the posters.
The interesting thing that occur just yesterday is that the Mod of that site(betallsports) just ran away with 30k of posters money for a contest he was running. He was the same mod that banned me. Just always be safe guys, as scammers are everywhere.
Sorry for the off topic post here, will just be this one. I just found this interesting and just got this info last night. Back to Chris now. :)
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Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
Yup, taxes are entirely "voluntary". I guess they didn't want to stress his "legal team" with showing up to defend that one back in 2018:
"The real scam is lawyers' fees. They told me despite it being an absolute slam dunk because people choose to pay taxes, it'd cost me $10k to defend it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Forum WarsQuote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
Yup, taxes are entirely "voluntary". I guess they didn't want to stress his "legal team" with showing up to defend that one back in 2018:
So, I defended it myself and WON!!111!!!!!!
Corrupt justice system still stuck me with the bill though.
Couldn't stand watching even 20 seconds of that actual live video he posted. I scanned through to see if he gambled and of course nada.
Bahahahaha:
Chrissy has a nonsense video today about "the laws of attraction"
The ad youtube showed before it however was "the laws of attraction are outdated rubbish, heres a better scam..".
I didnt bother watching all of it, but seems around the 44m mark Chrissy tells a story about being a sugarbaby for some old rich guy.
Explains a lot.
Haven't watched the video yet, but in previous incarnations of Chrissy's sugarbaby story, he was 18, broke, and homeless.
He answered an ad for "muscle guys wanted", and was offered $2000 to jerk off on cam. He asked, "That's it?", and the guy replied, "That's it." So Chrissy took the money.
Somehow this older guy also ended up inviting him to live with him, and it was a totally platonic arrangement where no buttsex occurred at any time.
Also, all of the gay porn was done when Chrissy was 18 and homeless, and none of it was in 2010 when he was signed exclusively to Colt Studios as Kyle Prescott.
Shame he didnt know about gambling and martingaling when he was 18, he could have been a billionaire by now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Chrissy also had his mentor to look up to with a face down bottoms up:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Sprague was encouraged by a friend to try modeling, which led him to COLT male erotica studio in New York City. At first, he posed nude for several gay publications, but soon he was asked to travel to California where he starred in a handful of hardcore gay porn clips under the name Dakota. His instant popularity in the porn industry brought him enough money and contacts to establish his own independent film studio and purchase the Gold's Gym in 1972.
Scary to think someone with so much book smart intelligence lacks common sense. Really hoping this poor soul doesn’t follow up with Chris and chase his imaginary world where he makes 100k a month. Also an interesting comment at the very end. Curious to see how long that comment remains before deleted.
So I guess $100k/month is going to be the standard lie going forward?
I can't even comprehend that conversation. A young adult in med school talking to Chris about gambling and guarantees? I can understand not knowing gambling but you don't understand simple arithmetic? Then Chris being his uneducated, narcissistic self; living in a bubble in which his mind grants him power.
I believe the "med student" is also exaggerating his status in life.
Yeah Rivers, it's bullshit. I dated a doctor when she was in med school; for a few years, and i am almost certain they don't start out at 400k either. Could be wrong and maybe it varies greatly. Just not buying his story.
It is highly uncommon for a doctor to make $400k fresh out of residency.
This person is just finishing their MD, so they have residency to look forward to (which absolutely sucks, as does the pay).
Still, LOL at Chrissy constantly hating on the working man -- whether it's a guy working at a construction site, or someone about to get their MD. He calls it a "scam" that they have a job, as opposed to the very noble profession of ripping off elderly people on the internet.
He's so arrogant. You can tell he looks down on everyone who works, and thinks he's so much smarter than they are. I'm sure he brainwashed Stacy two years ago that working as a nurse is for chumps, and that she needed to retrain her brain and join Mitchell Scamming, Inc.
While chrissy knows that very few doctors and nurses will quit their jobs to chase his nonsense, he seems to forget what would happen if a lot of people did that.
Also, the biggest LOL of all LOLS, Chrissy choosing not to go to college.
Even the scammiest non accredited school is hard pressed to take Einstein Mitchell on as a student.
More proof that Chrissy doesn’t pay taxes...
He is criticizing 400k per year paying 50% of that in taxes. What Chrissy fails to understand is that wether your an MD making 400k per year or a scum of the earth scammer bringing in 400k per year, your personal income tax bracket is the same.
Chrissy is basically saying he has an income source that makes it Easier to hide his actual income and not pay taxes on it.
Because we all know Chrissy is not filing a tax return with the correct amount he scammed. My guess is he says his net income is somewhere around $20 to $30k. With a wife and child he can make a fair amount ($20-30k) before he actually has to pay federal tax. Also, I’m sure he has to consider how much he puts down to keep his FREE government insurance for himself, the SKANK, and Silent Bubs. I just can’t see this cock sucker paying a monthly insurance premium even if he has a plan that is highly subsidized by the Federal Government. I bet it’s free vs. him paying out of pocket for a highly subsidized plan each month.
Chrissy remember “There is no law that says you have to pay taxes???”
Guaranteed if he had a W2 job he would be paying taxes.
Not only does Chrissy not contribute to society by not paying taxes, he’s a horrible human that lives off scamming others by providing them false dreams and eventually leading them to bankruptcy.
Chrissy, remember documentation beats conversation? Let’s see that tax return. Another way you could show proof but you won’t do it. Your a broke, lying, buffoon.
Just an absolute drain on Society.
Side note: $800k seems extremely high, however not impossible. Sometimes people include the “Cost of living” in with the schooling cost. Some student loans include these cost in with the loan. In theory if you go to a prestigious school for 8 plus years and don’t work, breaking it down to $100k per year for school plus the cost of living is definitely plausible. $800k can definitely be spent over 8 years, I think the bigger issue is actually getting a loan for this amount. My guess is folks that get anywhere near this in student loan debt is mostly privately held debt. They likley qualify for what money they can from government or government backed loans then have their well qualified (credit wise) parents co-sign for private loans that make up the rest of the amount. All in all, its probably a super small percentage that carry this high of a dollar amount of student loan debt.
If you’ve ever wanted to watch a video and think to yourself how nice it would be to punch someone right in the face then watch the final 2-3 minutes of the live stream that Chrissy did today. I didn’t watch anything but that and it was enough.
Funny that the Chrissy the Scammer is calling college a scam. The funny thing is he is partly right. Taking on hundreds of thousands of $$$ of Student Loan debt for a worthless Liberal Arts degree is a scam. I'm not saying all college degrees are scams, but worthless Liberal Arts Degrees are.
I was just about to comment that for a professional gambler, Chrissy makes a lot of videos without gambling in them.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
Have today's nonsense on in the background of doing something else.
He's either out of money or out of ideas.
Why anyone wants to see him huffing and puffing around the strip is beyond me.
14m mark, he needs to hustle people to join the inner circle to watch him gamble.
20m mark, Non-verbal Bubs is grunting at ducks.
Chrissy also states his dissatisifaction that a private company will do what they want with a casino that they purchased, despite his own claim earlier of doing what he wants when he wants.
28m mark, Chrissy proudly states that Non-Verbal Bubs can run. This is clearly a miracle since most children manage this between 18 to 24 months and Bubs is around 30 months.
30m mark: Chrissy starts rambling about the instagram post with the person asking for a guarentee by joining the inner circle.
Chrissy seems very proud of being trolled.
32m mark, he explicitly states Covid, and that it is a scam.
35m mark Chrissy rambles that doctors have poor communication skills, clearly he hasnt watched any of his own videos lately.
38m Chrissy unironically sings along to "The King of Wishful Thinking" -- then he defends it because he is the king of wishful thinking.
41m Chrissy BRAGS that Bubs knows the Bellagio as well as Chrissy does. Poor non-verbal Bubs knows a casino better than how to talk.
52m Martingale made him rich, sure sure. He shows off his teeth, which definitely deserve punching.
54m mark: He bags his wife for wearing a mask. He brags he only puts one on if some douchebag tells him to [this conflicts with his earlier statement of he does what he wants when he wants].
100% guarentee if approached by the police he'd be on his knees in a heartbeat.
Despite the many Asians in the background, not 1 came up to him and called him the King of Baccarat.
Some cooch Cyndi MKenna says joining the inner circle is worth it, in case anyone wants to deep dive social media.
Another ZZZZZZZzzzzzz video today where a man-boy with psychopathy issues (not a gambling GOAT with ANY working strategies at all) continues to beg for his middle-class sustenance lifestyle stipend of $1K from fresh meat "dont-know-better" viewers on Youtube: the ONLY source of his family's income. (Well that and his affiliate link scam). Notice he just continuously repeats using YouTube as a free commercial factory nearly daily.
Having undiagnosed Antisocial Personality Disorder works quite well for someone who is just dishonestly and continuously hustling...selling something that has NEGATIVE value to buyers (what they buy for $1,000 will cost them at least that and potentially much more if they use the bozo's strategies). He has NO EMPATHY for the losers that pay him this $. His only real quest every time he wakes up is to get find more losers for his $1k Facegroup Circle Jerk membership with NEGATIVE value and the propagation of his affiliate link into the hands of unsuspecting sheep that don't know he's given them a link that awards HIM with 35% of their losses for life.
You can't change a guy with ASPD. He'll be like this for life. Perhaps he'll mellow out one day but for now the deceitful rube from Summerlin will continue to prey on the world's most vulnerable. It's sad. But not to him.
Wow. Now this is a guy with some heavily skewed opinions on how the world works. Perhaps he blames doctors for his mother’s death (and maybe that’s justified). But to generalize like this is pretty thick-headed.
Imagine if you can…a world with no doctors. Seems like that’s what Chrissy would advocate for.
I hope 🤞 Chrissy doesn’t read the BBC, probably very unlikely but there’s a piece “Grindr scammer jailed for blackmailing men”
If Chrissy can put two and two together we may have a working hypothesis (look it up in the dictionary Chrissy) for the next scam if this current one ever goes tits up.
All within the same Blackjack video toda…
“It’s bad to play alone against the dealer. Yu need other people at the table…”
And then later he says…
“Other players at the table are idiots and can cause you to lose.”
Hmmmm…..
And oh yeah….there’s the high;y educated moment of the video….”Had that guy hit he wood have tooken the dealer’s bust card.”
I didn’t know “tooken” was a word in the English language.
One would have thought after his simulation a couple of weeks ago wherein the no bust lost 9 hands in a row that Einstein would have realized that it’s a strategy that can kill you whenn combined with Martingale. But no…here he is again today saying that mathematically the no bust gives you a better chance because it removes one of the three ways you can lose. He continues to not understand that while yes it takes away one of the ways you lost it at the same time increases the percentage of the time that one of the other ways (dealer simply getting a better hand then you) occurs.
Haha. Reminds me when early on in football they believed passing the ball was bad and running was the only way to go because when passing you have 3 outcomes and 2 of them are bad. So hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
I did watch the blackjack nonsense, nothing to be added, except what a muppet.
I'm sure Chrissy firmly believes "If you get a Covid test, there is two outcomes: You have Covid or you do not have Covid. If you never get a Covid test, you eliminate the chance of proving you have Covid".
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Originally Posted by TheRiversWow. Now this is a guy with some heavily skewed opinions on how the world works. Perhaps he blames doctors for his mother’s death (and maybe that’s justified). But to generalize like this is pretty thick-headed.
Imagine if you can…a world with no doctors. Seems like that’s what Chrissy would advocate for.
Given he was unirnonically singing King of Wishful Thinking the other day, he really has no idea of consequences.
Didn't Chrissy's mom die of cancer? If so, he can't really blame doctors for it (and especially not prescription meds).
I think he's just bashing this med student because he feels insecure. Someone pointed out that the med student will go on to help people (regardless of how much money he does or doesn't make), and Chrissy responded that the guy will probably do more harm than good.
While it's true that some shitty doctors do more harm than good, the fact is that modern medicine has made a tremendous difference in quality and length of life in the last century.
The cold, hard truth is that Chrissy's existence simply creates misery for a lot of people. He first gives them false hope, and then he causes them to chunk off their life savings, while following his losing advice sold under false pretenses. It would actually be much better if he just outright stole the $1000 from them, because at least the damages would end there, and nobody would be devastated by it. Here it's the 1-2 punch of paying for phony "winning" advice, and then losing much more when trying to implement it.