Forum full of men posting another person teenage daughter ….hmmmm
Shows that you don’t have kids.
I don’t believe most of the shit the KD said about CM and his step kids at this point.
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We understand you are obsessed with cm.
Post a pic of your daughter here.
You seem to have forgot some common sense when you think it’s ok to post pics of other ppls kids
Forgot to mention, in today's video ol Einstein claimed that roulette was a card game before correcting himself.
He also demonstrated his amazing strategy known as "hit and run" but you have to be skilled in all three games.
He was very happy with himself, and treated us to some hollar at ya boy, and booyah.
Must have been winning with real mobey for a change.
No clue why one poster is jumping down the throat of another poster for posting a picture in which the mother posted the picture publicly to begin with; but i digress.
I once again had to quickly fast forward through that video. So now he is back to table jumping; ONLINE. haha. I mean it's such a clown show. So the math turns in your favor if you just jump from table to table. Such an Einstein.
Let's not have any kind of infighting here.
I understand both sides of this. On one hand, Stacy herself posted the pic of her daughter on her public Instagram.
On the other hand, Stacy's daughter isn't involved in CM's videos, nor does she live with him.
I will edit the pic and black out the girl's face. The point was to show that Stacy brought the girl to Las Vegas (for just a visit, I'm sure), which we believe is a first. I do feel very bad for the girl. Imagine your mother getting up and leaving when you're 12 years old, and moving across the country to be with a scammer. Gotta be devastating.
Howdy Folks, sorry for being late to the party but I couldn’t resist posting after watching the latest video with Little Kyle…
Sounds like Chrissy had another visit at the dentist, guess that means Monday was another $0 day for the whiteboard?? Given his face is so red and swollen and he’s speaking like he’s got marbles in his mouth, I’d say he had to get those “$20,000 dentures” worked on and possibly replaced.
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Folks, Here are the Before and After photos. Enjoy folks!
Our hero today seems to have posted a video where he tests blackjack basic strategy against the no bust. His video from yesterday seems to indicate that he’s finally realizing that no bust may not be a good way to play but who knows?
I’m curious to see if he actually even knows how to play basic strategy properly but I’m not willing to watch for an hour and fifteen minutes to find out. If anyone wants to “take one for the team” please let us know what you find out.
I watched the first few seconds and saw he was "running a simulator" by hand, and then jumped to the last 2 minutes to see what Einstein could possibly conclude from running approximately 60 experiments of each.
Fortunately he stated "draw your own conclusions" assumedly because math is hard for him, and he realised he couldnt make any scientific statements without getting raped by anyone with a highschool level understanding of statistics.
It is vaguely interesting because he keeps wanking on about computer simulations being bad, but he could have zipzapped that out in a coupla minutes otherwise.
Honestly I'm not sure why anyone would watch the entire clip, he really needed to add in some sort of special "I'll be saying two special phrases in this clip, message me both to go in the draw to win a non-existent prize" to at least get views.
**edit**
Given his normal idiocy there might be usable quotes for UtahDrone in this nonsense video, but I doubt it.
I just skimmed the video. No chance I would watch the whole thing. With the limited amount I saw I can already conclude:
1. He got his ass kicked with no bust recently and now seems to be realizing that basic strategy is not a scam.
2. He doesn’t know how to play basic strategy. Said he would do the doubling and splitting but apparently he thinks this only means splitting aces and eights. In the one case where he split 8s he got a total of 10 on each hand against a dealer 5 and didn’t double down on either.
3. Further to the above he wasn’t doubling down on anything…even 10s and 11s against week dealer up cards
4. Despite all of this he got to see that basic strategy works a little better even when you don’t play it right, At one point the no bust lost 9 in a row,
In reality…the test he was doing was flawed because he wasn’t playing basic strategy properly and he played the two strategies on different shoes. There’s no way to compare what the opposite strategy would have done on the exact same shoe. Granted, this isn’t an easy thing to test since you’d have to make sure that the order of the cards is maintained exactly as it was when the shoe started…but still…not a total valid test.
Ether way…I think our buddy now knows that his no bust is crap and I think you’re going to see him now pushing basic strategy and perhaps trying to be a coach there (he’d better learn how to actually play it if he does try this).
HAHAHAHAAAA!!!! He is back to his demonstrations. Love it!
Obviously he busted everything he had online again. So now he is back to blackjack, because "o i am so close to conquering that one."
Holy crap!! I completely didn’t catch this one….
According to Chrissy….when the dealer has 9-7-A that’s a soft 17 and the dealer has to HIT?? And this wasn’t just a simple mistake. He did it MULTIPLE TIMES!!
CAN THUS GUY BE ANY DUMBER WHEN IT COMES TO BLACKJACK??
Happy New Year PFA family! Hope you all had a relaxing Christmas break with family and friends.
Aside from all the mistakes all of you have already pointed out, our little friend doesn’t even know how to play basic strategy rules, yet he’s trying to compare his no bust option. At the 1:03 mark he gets death 8s and the dealer has 15. He splits them which is correct. However, he continues to hit when he gets to 16 (against the dealers 15) on his first hand. That’s his first mistake. Had he played it correctly, he would have doubled his first hand giving him 16 total. The following card that comes out is another 8 which he would have split again. The next card is a 2 making 10 which he would have doubled giving him 21. Then the third 8 would have turned into an 18. Now, that being said, the dealer would have ended up making a 19 had he played the real basic strategy. He would have lost his first and third hand, but broke even with his second hand that hit 21 through a double. Overall, he would have pushed. But it’s hands like this that over the long run, if played properly, this is where you gain a true advantage and win larger sums of money. Our idiot savant is trying to compare his no bust strategy with an incorrect basic strategy. Fuckin’ moron! My guess is he made countless mistakes when going through his 72 minutes of babbling. This happened to be just one that was painfully obvious because true BJ players dream of hands like this.
A few CM things with his at home practice
He cannot shuffle
he never cuts the shoe
he never burns a card
and he always turns the wrong card up for the dealer
Imagnie being so dumb that you're trying to invent -- without any kind of mathematical or statistical analysis -- a new blackjack strategy.
The game has already been mathematically solved -- basic strategy for non-counters, and basic strategy plus modifications (and bet sizing changes) for counters.
Chrissy is so dumb that he repeatedly scams himself, and the casinos are the beneficiary.
His transition back to blackjack means that he's been getting killed in roulette, baccarat, and sports lately.
Did that include the TruCoat protection?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5gwc4UizUc
Interestingly, someone posted a comment that Chrissy fucked up the count at the 1hr 6m mark.
Chrissy responded with his classic "the light was in my eyes" excuse.
I seem to recall "Excuses are for losers" except of course when they relate to Chrissy.
300 pages of Chrissy, in less than 2 years.
Impressive. He's the gift that keeps on giving.
Do people really think he's pocketed over $300 Grand from this grift? I'd be interested to hear people's thoughts on what the figure actually might be.
In my opinion, there is no question he has pocketed AT LEAST 300k in the last 2 years. Just between the PDF in late 2019/early 2020, Facebook group 1.0, and Facebook group 2.0, he made AT LEAST 150k, however I think it’s much higher. I think 150k is conservative. Out of these 3 revenue sources, Facebook 2.0 (Jerk Circle) was his biggest money maker. We have a good idea how much he made since we know the number of people in the group and the range of prices that he charged. As far as the PDF garbage strategy that he sold, we don’t have an exact number but we know based off reports and the amount of money he was flashing around that time, that he did very well with them.
Then he had the in person coaching as well as the phone coaching. The In person coachings he got between $1,000 and 10k. It’s not clear if anyone actually paid as high as 10k but from what we have seen on his videos many people have paid 1k to 5k. The guy Double Jackpot interviewed, Chrissy got him for at least 5k to coach him. Then there was the guy KD interviewed, he got him for a shit load. These are just the people we know about. I don’t think it’s at all unreasonable to say Chrissy was able to sucker 20 people for 5k each and another 50 for 1k each. That’s 150k. It also wouldn’t surprise me if he got 100 people for 5k, however I don’t think it’s that much.
So these 2 numbers together is $300k (150k and 150k)
The night Morgenstern was posting some things that got removed, one of the things I happened to see was his deposit from Commission Kings. Since it has been removed, I’m not going to say the actual number, but it was very impressive. Now, if Morgenstern was pulling that kind of money Chrissy would have easily been doing much more. So it is possible that the numbers we saw in Bitcoin deposited tho’s couple months could have been his commission Kings deposit. Reguardless if it was or it wasn’t, it’s clear he’s getting good commission checks. I would say an absolute MINIMUM of 100k in commission Kings payments thus far, likely much more. I put these payments as part of the scam dollars since he makes false claims to sucker people in (win everyday, Win 100% of the time).
So in my opinion, from what we can reasonably verify I believe its about $400k. I actually think it’s much higher than this. This is not even counting the YouTube earnings, which he is technically not scamming the revenue itself, but without the scam videos there would be no YouTube revenue.
Another thing, the Australian guy that KD interviewed he kept handing over Chrissy money. Chrissy is a scammer at heart, he knows when he finds the optimal sucker. The only thing that stopped this guy from giving Chrissy more money is he didn’t have anymore to give! If the guy happened to get a million dollar inheritance, Chrissy likely would have siphoned every last dollar from him. So it’s really hard to know how many of these type of people Chrissy has manipulated into perpetual giving. If he happens to find someone with deep pockets, it could potentially pay more than the entire scam has paid him to date.
Out of all that money he has scammed, he has absolutely nothing to show for it except a set of fake teeth! Lol
Hey Chrissy I know we have all been busy making fun of other loser Youtube personalities but remember you are still our casino queen. New teeth who dis lol MR Ed looking MFer LOL
P.s
Please win a lot of money because it still makes many people mad (KD)
Get a better suite and do a nice tour kd really like those.
Welcome one and all to Birthday Booty Bash Friday!! As we speak Chrissy is likely packing his bags (minus his bankroll) and preparing to head over to the Strip and meet up with this years (likely small) batch of suckers.
Wowzer at last , fast forward as usual , usual waffle from Kyle Brown but hey wait Folks, what did I see.
Had to re roll and watch several times but you older viewers will understand
1-Was it Sarge-No
2-Was it Rosemary the telephone 📞 operator-No
3-Was a it a strategically placed box of toys shown for the first time ever recently purchased from a charity reject shop for Kyle Junior
Could be!
Hong Kong Chrissy number one ☝️ super guy
Hong Kong Chrissy scams faster than the human eye 👁
Before heading to the birthday bash Chrissy just had to do another preaching video…..same points as always on how you can win every day at the casino:
1. Retrain your brain - Unless you’re Chrissy and you’re not in possession of a real brain
2. Have a big bankroll - and keep showing it off - and do it again - and conveniently leave it at home when going out with others to gamble
3. Never get emotional - Like…never….and especially don’t swear at the dealer or set fire to your football jersey when you lose
4. Get in and get out fast - because your chances of coming out ahead are nearly 100% within he first 15 minutes of starting to play
5. Don’t be greedy - because people lie for money…except for multi-millionaires who live in rented condos with rented furniture and fancy cars that their in-lanes had to co-sign for them
6. Give to the poor - even if you belittle them the remaining 99% of the time - Just because you gave to them you will be rewarded by winning in the casino. And oh yeah…give to this particular (likely fraudulent) charity because Chrissy and his mentor Dani Johnson do.
There ya go. no need to watch the video from today.
So we waited 3 days for this trash of a re-hash of the 8 simple rules? One thing I did notice is there is a box of toys neatly and obsessively organized in the corner. So either Little Kyle spent some of that 20k on his kid or more likely the in-laws stayed for an extended period and took Einstein Jr. for several shopping sprees at Walmart!
I wonder what triggered the in laws to buy the toys?
Was it asking Bubs what he played with, and he brought out a couple of plastic bags?
Was it asking Bubs what he played with, and he stuck his hands in his pockets?
Was it asking Chrissy where Bubs's toys were, and Chrissy replied "I never had any toys growing up and look how awesome I am"?
Hopefully we will find some video of the big event again. I wonder if Omicron is cutting into Chrissy's attendance. I'm sure he'll blame Omicron if barely anyone shows up.
I wish we could see some footage of Coach Chrissy talking to the room. It would be comedy gold. We laugh at him daily, but imagine a room full of people actually believing they're being taught something by that moron.
Against my better judgement I decided to watch today's video [at 2x].
Around the 5 minute mark of Chrissy's "retrain your brain" ramble [because remember kids, your parents, the school system and the government all lied to you, but not Low IQ Chrissy] he starts rambling to "strongly imply" he does not believe man has walked on the moon, that 9/11 wasnt two planes into the towers, and that Covid isnt killing billions. Technically he is correct on the last one, but only Chrissy is making the strawman it's killing billions.
He also cite Napelon Hill as an inspiration for his nonsense, without researching Napelon Hill.
And this is just within the first 6 minutes.
Surprisingly that a McDonalds wearing clown talks like a clown.
Chrissy finishes his rant by asking some drink maker for an endorsement deal.
Chrissy claims crazy rich asians ask him for advice.
17m mark he talks about gambling about probabilities. Seems he still hasnt figured he's -ev.
After he rants about emotions being bad, he then states he's jealous about some baseball player [which he then claims is a child's game].
Guessing the ol sports betting is not going well either for him.
22m mark, he really is retarded: rambles about green almost never hitting but paying big, but red and black will hit 50% of the time for 1:1 payout.
He claims its first grade maths which is why betting green is bad, betting red and black is good, despite it functionally being the same in the long run.
I'm sure when bubs completes the first grade [age 9] he'll be able to explain it to chrissy, assuming Bubs is verbal by then.
Chrissy advocates setting a timer and leaving within 15 minutes: "Because you cant lose that much in 15 minutes".
This is after a long fake boring story about a "friend" donking off $5000 in 30-45 minutes. He than adds the "friend" was up $1500 on point, so its closer to $6500 in the timeframe.
Chrissy then rambles about greed, does his old sly smile when talking about killing your spouse for the insurance and claims "everyone who does it gets caught".
That'll be what he hopes when he winds up buried out in nthe dessert "Casino" style.
He then brags that he talks about anything including sex, money, religion and politics.
Can you imagine how draining it would be to have to put up with that bumbling conspiracy theory believing halfwit at your table when you trying to gamble?
Of course we can just shut him down with facts from his videos and watching him get emotional while gambling, but the average punter, it would just be so distracting.
"hurr durr, man hasnt walked on the moon, hurr durr."
Chrissy explains that his relationship with God is purely transactional: He used to give money away when he was poor but God didnt repay him.
He then does the "lying smirk" when talking about God repaying him.
I can see why he doesnt play poker.
TLDR:
Chrissy rambled about fertile soil, the only positive from today's video is there is plenty of fertile soil for UtahDrone's clips.
If Chrissy played poker, you have no idea how fast I'd travel to wherever he is to join that game.
Boy would that ever be free money.
Hmmm…Chrissy was feeling some heat…and I’m not talking about the hot jizz that the nasty cunt consumes on a regular basis.
All of a sudden you go from having absolutely no toys for your autistic and troubled son to having more toys for him as if he scammed Toys R Us. This appears to be highly suspect and suspicious…again the in-laws had to help their disappointment of a daughter and blockhead of a son-in-law.
As the idiot said before numerous times in his scamming life, the trend is your friend. Well…I think he started another one with his prior and idiotic actions.
Look at what Chrissy and Christopher Junior has blessed upon us…
Yup…
Bubs still running around at the run-down suite at Planet Hollywood…
Yeah…I guess Christopher Mitchell loves to put on facades and orchestrate lies to child services, to the his senile in-laws and to that lame and dumb inner circle jerks rather than being the father and husband figure needed in that ridiculous Mitchell household.
Btw…to answer Mr. H’s question about what position will be taking parting of, he will be the Swiss Cheese. He and his gaping holes will be filled beyond capacity. Fuck Brandon Wingerter.
One more thing…Thank you Chrissy and his following inner circle trolls and guests that read this wonderful 300 page thread. Oh Mascara Mitchell…We are the reason you’re on blast with your scams and losing strategies…for that co-signed gap insured Lexus you got with Stacy’s dad (and Stacy’s mom does not have it going on)…going to the dentist to getting those horrifying Mr. Ed teeth, using steroids to cover up that stubborn back fat and chubby face of yours, promoting your Colt Studio career, and showing the world how you are an immoral and psychotic degenerate piece of human pestilence.
Good work tonight @Utah. Only thing perhaps missing in your video was the Ohio State meltdown
Seeing "Brown Nose" Brandon Wingertner at that poker table with his Dr. Pepper and $300 worth of 20 dollar bills made me want to look him up.
Is it possible that someone stupid enough to be a longtime disciple of Chrissy's could really be a poker player?
Of course not. He has absolutely zero tournament results on The Hendon Mob, meaning his poker play must be limited to home games or maybe $20 buyin dailies at small casinos.
If that guy actually had any real tournament results, my head would have exploded.
Speaking of Omicron, we all know that Chirssy is a COVID denier, and somehow has dodged getting it (to our knowledge) in the 2 years the virus has existed.
It's possible he got it and just kept it quiet, but it's also possible he just hasn't had it yet.
And if he hasn't... he's getting it soon. Omicron is super contagious, and pretty much everyone who hasn't been vaccinated is getting it within the next month or so.
I look forward to hearing about this. Since Omicron is milder, and since Chrissy is only 43, he will probably be okay, but it will be interesting to see how he treats the situation when it occurs.
It's just repeatedly dumbfounding how so many people can't comprehend such simple math. You're negative -ev in these games, you aren't going to win $1 over the long haul, let alone make a living at it, or LOL, become a multi-millionaire.
These people just handing over money to a guy, because he tells them he wins everyday, shows them back the money they have sent him, and i suppose because he has a car, rented condo, wife and kid. I just don't get it. He life at best is middle-class---only achieved because of his suckers. One can easily achieve his life by working a simple 9-5.
He is starting to lose faith in his systems. There is a part of him that still believes, but something has changed over the last 2 months or so; he will bust the online roll and will no longer immediately re-deposit. The "motivation" videos(without gambling) are becoming more and more regular.
I think he did have it. I recall a small run of videos maybe 6-ish months ago where he kept saying he wasn’t feeling well and had been sleeping a lot. Of course even if this is the case he wouldn’t have known because I’m sure the guy would never get himself tested for a virus that doesn’t exist.
Chrissy lies about so many things, it is too difficult to say.
Recent examples include his recent cleanse claims followed by "Well, we went to a 5 star restruant and I stuffed myself full of carbs and junk, but its ok to have 3 cheat days a week"
or
"Since starting this recent health Fad I've slept better than ever" followed 2 days later with "I stayed up until 2:30am studying whatever sport, and then slept 3 hours so I could make this nonsense video and lie some more".
His often snuffling in videos is no good indicator.
I suspec if he really got it he would pull a Trump and say "Yeah, I did get it but because I am the fittest person alive, it only affected me for a couple of days".