CM is cursing up a fuckin’ storm right about now in regards to SNF. Damn I should’ve faded his last play, at least on the spread.
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CM is cursing up a fuckin’ storm right about now in regards to SNF. Damn I should’ve faded his last play, at least on the spread.
For us filthy non-americanos like me and MrHorney, can someone give a quick summary of did all the teams in his parlays meet the requirements for CM to get paid?
I understand the spread concept, just not sure how to find all the results easily.
If the Packers win by 11 points or less CM will win 2,189.Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
If the Packers win by 12 or more CM will win 11,500.
All the other bets have won straight up & covered.
It was a very favorite square winning day today & CM as the square he is with sports betting has a very good chance of taking advantage of such a day.
For a guy who preaches probability over possibility in many of his videos. I’m surprised he is doing a parlay with such long odds. He must be really running low on money to make such a bet.
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Originally Posted by BeatTheJerkIf the Packers win by 11 points or less CM will win 2,189.Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
If the Packers win by 12 or more CM will win 11,500.
All the other bets have won straight up & covered.
It was a very favorite square winning day today & CM as the square he is with sports betting has a very good chance of taking advantage of such a day.
And if the slim chance Packers lose Chrissy loses both bets for -$1000
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Originally Posted by PositiveVarianceQuote:
Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk
And if the slim chance Packers lose Chrissy loses both bets for -$1000
Yes sir.
How do you guys add the comments below a post ? I’m a long time member of SBR (Sportsbookreview.com) forum & I am not familiar with that option to text.Quote:
Originally Posted by BeatTheJerkQuote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
Yes sir.
There is a star in the lower left corner of the post. Click that then click positive (or negative) then it gives the option to write a comment.Quote:
Originally Posted by BeatTheJerkHow do you guys add the comments below a post ? I’m a long time member of SBR (Sportsbookreview.com) forum & I am not familiar with that option to text.Quote:
Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk
1st come 1st serve on the comment options, interesting.
(Never mind)
Welcome to the forum. BeatTheJerk.
I saw you commenting on one of KD's videos. Did you see my exposure of him a few pages ago, where I proved that he faked an e-mail from a pitboss about CM? The guy is about as truthful as CM is. Everyone trying to expose CM is on the same side and very polite/cooperative with one another -- except KD, who constantly attacks anyone who doesn't parrot his (often incorrect) statements 100%.
Anyway, yeah this is gonna be close.
Packers up by 11 now. Would be hilarious if that's how it finishes, and Chrissy misses his big score by 0.5 points.
It's pretty likely the Packers will win outright, but the big bet rests on the Packers winning by 12 or more.
Edit: Packers will probably get at least a field goal here -- 1st and 10 on the 30 yard line. Ugh. Still 9 minutes left though.
Chrissy is going to think he found the winning “system” by parlaying 5 teams against the spread on one ticket, then those same 5 teams money line on another ticket. As we know this is a massively losing strategy.
In the long run if he hits this it will just further his gambling addiction. Every dollar he wins he eventually gives back.
Almost can guarantee he duplicates this strategy next week.
Even the squares win too. Unfortunately, Chris is as square as they come, and it looks like he’s going to profit a nice little win.
It's not over yet. If the Bears get a touchdown and the extra poimt, he loses, and the Packers may not be trying so hard to prevent it, because the game is essentially over.
Looks like he'll be able to afford to make an online roulette video tomorrow as well.
This could be the best back door Bears cover ever. C’mon Fields!!!!
chrissy absolutely shit his pants on that onside kick run back, lucked out it was called back. Even if packers cover he still has to change his panties.
This almost makes him even for that week he burnt off $10k that he told us [and all the idiot bets he didnt tell us about].
LFG goat did it. Bankroll is back !!!!!
KD you fucking loser what are you going to stay about the bets “Fake” I know LOL
CM now can give his mouth and ass a break from bob and boys because the bankroll is back.
New pro handicapper has arrived LOL
I hope Cm runs this into 100k it would make KD cry lol
FOLKS
Firstly…let me say this…I’ll give Chrissy some props..hitting a 5 for 5 is not easy to do. You can play that 100s of times (and I’m sure he has) and you’re only going to hit it once in a while.
Now I’m sure he will be on video tomorrow declaring himself to be the greatest sports better of all time (which winning a 5 leg parlay does not make one). But look how easily this doesn’t hit:
- He posted on IG at 6:30 Eastern stating that he was “on the verge” of collecting $15K…yet there were three of the 5 games still undecided including one that hadn’t even started yet.
- San Francisco proceeds to blow a 10 point lead and even trails in OT before eventually getting a game-winning touchdown
- Tampa proceeds to blow what I think was a 17 point lead and actually came within a C-hair of losing that game outright in regulation (Josh Allen’s final pass just barely missed Stefan Diggs in the end zone).
- Most overtimes end on a field goal. In this case Tom Brady was able to throw a TD and he covered
- Green Bay at two points in the night game were trailing by 10 (meaning trailing by 22 in terms of the spread). They managed to come back and cover.
While Chrissy will say (as he did in comments on IG today) that “nothing is lucky when the GOAT is involved” this is indeed what occurred today…He got lucky. No research is going to tell you how games will work out if they get to OT. It has to fall your way…in this case in multiple games.
Again…I won’t take anything away from this. He posted his picks and they came in. Well done Chrissy. I’m sure you’ll keep showing us wins like this day after day after day? Right?
For a 5 team parlay, the TRUE ODDS are 31:1
He a was paid 23:1
True odds meaning the actual probability of it happening. If a player was paid true odds, your non advantage player would break even in the long run. The problem is no sports book pays true odds - as they are in business to make money off gullible marks like Chrissy. So playing at 23:1 he will get pounded in the long run. It won’t be his first “Pounding”.
Great video by Chrissy today. Nice payday that KD will say is fake LOL.
Stacy is happy that they will make rent payments for a while.
CM shows he is a nutcase but that’s nothing new. I don’t believe Stacy has permission touch any of the money LOL
Keep up the great work KD loves you winning.
Plz let Chrissy win a couple more.
While again I don’t want to take anything away from Chrissys win. It is impressive. But some things you can still take away from his video today.
1. He was massively on edge heading toward the end of that game. Granted…a lot of money to be won..but yet this guy used to claim that he was winning over 10K per day and that he’s extremely rich. Someone winning at that rate wouldn’t get so nervous on what would be a 15K payout.
2. What’s with the staycations every weekend….seemingly now always at Planet Hollywood? Yes it’s nice to be able to show you got some comped rooms and all…But seriously….you live right nearby. Even though it’s comped is it really worth the hassle of packing bags and sleeping elsewhere every single weekend? He today boasted that he’s living in a half million dollar condo. Why would you want to be away from such luxury as often as you are?
3. I noticed that both of those betting slips were bought at just after noon Vegas time and targeted only the late games. Makes you wonder how many other parlays he had that included the early games that included the Carolina Panthers (who got beat outright by the Atlanta Falcons despite being the favorite…albeit not a heavy favorite). We’ve certainly seen Chrissy bet double digit parlay combinations on a single day before. I get the feeling he lost quite a few of the and then ran over to place the afternoon bets when it was becoming clear that his other parlays weren’t going to cash.
Nice he finally won something. Strange though that his wife has informed her dad of his $500 parlays and then calls him when they win.
I mean obviously 15k is a nice amount to win in a single day. But if you're a millionaire that wins every single day anyways, 15k is basically like winning a buck fiftee.
One could enjoy his win(always nice to see someone beat the casino) if it wasn't for all the blatant lying. Obviously this win meant the world to him and his family.
For the bets he claimed he made online, my educated guess are those are a lie. He can't fund that account until his BOL affiliate payments come in because he has nothing in crypto to fund it with...
edit: ugh. made the mistake of watching more of this. So the millionaire won 15k and he is basically so "hard" over it that he is laying it all out on the bed and(i can't watch any more of this) i am assuming will be having sex with it.
Millionaire wins 15k(he already wins everyday) and the mood of the entire family changes. The happiness level in this video is off the charts, especially with the wife. Basically, "we can actually afford a nice christmas this year." I am happy for them to a degree. But his level of degeneracy is ski high right now. I believe he actually blew every cent he had online(blowing all that cash he has scammed with his gambling problem). So this was basically also gambling what they had in their bank accounts to live on. If he had made bets online of the same parlays, i have little to no doubt he shows them in his video.
Yes indeed…the relief they all seemed to show seemed to indicate that this may have been a final effort to recover losses. Almost reminded me of the ending of “Vegas Vacation” where the Griswalds wind up getting their money back. The timing of the ticket purchase prior to the late games certainly leads in that direction as well.
Good for him…but definitely this was the first time he’s ever seen that big of a win at one tome (and no that 21 in a row at Golden Nugget never happened).
Interestingly he states they live in a half million condo, rather than owning it.
Which is functionally meaningless.
The video where they go to three different venues in Vegas, he makes it very clear when Stacey disappears that "he has all the money, so she'll need to find him".Quote:
Originally Posted by BaccaratDegen
Which is the actions of a controlling cocksucker, and probably a broke one at that.
Speaking of "controlling cocksucker" I was also thinking of having his wife constantly carrying their 2 year old son on her chest while "the body builder" walks along freely.Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonkThe video where they go to three different venues in Vegas, he makes it very clear when Stacey disappears that "he has all the money, so she'll need to find him".Quote:
Originally Posted by BaccaratDegen
Which is the actions of a controlling cocksucker, and probably a broke one at that.
It’s pretty obvious he doesn’t win very often. The fat whore was clearly ecstatic about his win. He’s claimed other wins yet she never shows emotion in any capacity. Clearly this was a new experience for her. True emotions don’t lie.
Nobody should be happy for Chrissy, though. He's a scammer and doesn't deserve good fortune.
While we all know this $13k will be gone soon enough, I still can't feel good about this. I was anti-sweating him hard on that final game.
Remember, a lot of his victims are elderly and he has no qualms about taking (or causing them to lose) their bottom dollar.
F Chrissy
As entertaining as he is to laugh at, I really hope he loses it all, runs out of suckers to scam, and goes away. Would be even better to see him arrested.
Oh I would never say I’m “happy for him”. But I do acknowledge that in this instance he won a very nice bet. Now…exactly how many 5 leg parlays he got burned on prior to winning this one we will never know (though we all remember that day when he lost on 8 of them thanks to Ohio State).Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
I think everyone understands where you are coming from(obviously). I think what got me was just the pure excitement and ecstasy the wife seemed to be having and especially around xmas, though, would have loved to hear the conversations between her and her dad.(when she told him of the bets and after the bets won).Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
What ruined it to a great extent was CM then having her parrot how great he is, while preparing the money for a good ole Colt Studio's fucking.
Doesn't Caesars still put your players card number on your sports ticket? If so, clearly Chrissy Prescott wasn't using his for these two tickets...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id4qc7uhRdk
CardShark, message me
My congrats go to Chrissy, not for winning, but for finally showing some “documentation” of his bets. If he would just do that for every sports pick he makes, I might have a mustard seed worth of respect for him. Wait until the game starts and then share your slips. Win or lose.
I think we can safely say his sports pick business has just risen from the ashes. But, this may be the worst thing that could have happened to old Eyebrows Mitchell, because, now he will actually believe he is good at sports betting. And he will implode.
Exactly why is this such a big deal for a millionaire ? A few days ago he claimed to have won over 10 G’s on the day. Why is this day so much grander ? Oh I know why because it really actually fucking happen. They are acting like this bet saved their asses. He just further exposed himself that his net worth is under 50k even with this big parlay win.Quote:
Originally Posted by RMS9
I think they were more shocked they didn’t have to lie about winning for once and legit didn’t know how to react to a winning bet!Quote:
Originally Posted by BeatTheJerkExactly why is this such a big deal for a millionaire ? A few days ago he claimed to have won over 10 G’s on the day. Why is this day so much grander ? Oh I know why because it really actually fucking happen. They are acting like this bet saved their asses. He just further exposed himself that his net worth is under 50k even with this big parlay win.Quote:
Originally Posted by RMS9
Look how dilated and wide open his eyes are! You can’t fake that unless of course you take a substance that rhymes with Seth!
Remember that $100k he moved from bitcoin to checking account?
As others have said, their pure excitement shows that they were down to the nitty gritty as far as funds go.
This shows that the 100k was either not his to begin with. Or he is such a degenerate gambler he blew 100k gambling in no time flat.
Wouldn’t surprise me if Chrissy hits the Baccarat tables tonight and degen’s it all back to the house.
To be fair…while 15K wouldn’t change my life (sorry Chrissy…I’m a hater but I’m not even close to dead broke) I’d still be ecstatic to hit that kind of 5 leg parlay. But then again I don’t spend every single day of my life inside of casinos. So when I do go to AC or Vegas I do like to win…and coming into a win like that would absolutely get me smiling since it’s not a regular occurrence. But just look back at our hero’s channel. There are at least two dozen videos thumbnails there where he calls out daily wins in the 10K+ range and at one point (Spencer even showed this clip) he claimed to be winning 5-10K every single day. If you’re used to winning at that rate…be it a year ago or currently…you’re not going to be jumping for joy over a 15K win. He always has claimed he wins thousands every single day…so one would expect this to be just another day at the office.Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
I still think he lost a bunch of parlays earlier in the day (and hence the rush to bet in the moon hour) but this certainly made him a winner. Naturally though he will only count the wins that you saw with no mention of any other bets or losses from earlier or from last week and so on.
I guess Chrissy can get that coke for Christmas he’s craving for ages with that big day. Good for him…nah. To hell with him.
Druff is 100% right and I agree.
Do not feed Christopher’s ego. This egotistical sociopath is the scum of the earth. Giving this cunt credit for anything is absolutely absurd.
I can not and will not give Christopher Mitchell any credit at all. None. Fuck him.
Yes. Hitting that parlay is difficult. If one of guys on here had something like that, you would get all the props and credit from me.
However, let’s not lose hindsight of the facts surrounding this man. He’s using money that’s NOT his to feed his atrocious and ridiculous gambling problem.
He’s taking our tax money, social security money, Bubs disability SSI’s funds, Stacy’s parents’ finances and the countless seniors and gullible people with no voices and their money as well.
For instance, if he scammed he implemented this dubious and lunatic strategies upon your loved ones and friends and used their money to turn a profit, you would think otherwise.
Again…this is a situation where credit is not and will ever be due to this individual. 15K is only a drop in a bucket for a millionaire or for someone who is financially stable. Christopher is neither of those things.