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To: Tyde
From: (redacted)
Subject: Todd's terrible bowling skills
Sup Marty,
How's Winnie?
Anyway I thought I'd tell you this awesome story about how pathetic Todd is. He went bowling the other day with some friends and he was terrible. He rolled several gutter balls despite being a grown man. Can you believe this shit? What a fucking loser.
By the way, I'll be shipping the Sam's Club economy pack of Jif tomorrow, but I don't understand why you can't buy peanut butter in Mexico?
Catch you later.