EXCUSES are for LOSERS CM!!!!!!
His decline is picking up speed , the spiral tightensssss.......
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Two quick points from watching a minute of this fucking jizz stain today….
1) There is no such thing as a professional roulette player. They don’t exist and have never existed. The game can’t be beat. Plain and simple. It’s a carnival game people universally play for fun. No need to go further.
2) The guy has been sniffling and been sick as a dog for fucking months. The surgery to fix a deviated septum is an outpatient procedure where you are home the same day as the surgery. Why would a surgeon not operate on someone? Most likely because they are currently still shoveling the shit up their nose that is causing the problem in the first place. You need to get off the shit before they will fix it. They are not going to fix a junkie’s septum just so he goes and fucks it up again.
End of story.
Roulette’s all he got left! He failed at the Sports betting gimmick, he’s banned from Playing high limit Baccarat and Blackjack, he can’t afford slots greater than 50 cents per spin, and his Bitcoin wallet is as empty as his head!
Au contraire gentleman
We haven’t seen Chrissys Keno winning strategy yet
Now that would be impressive if the shit 💩 for brains 🧠 came up with a way to overturn a 25% HE 😂
On a more prosaic level I don’t think 🤔 unless I have missed Craps by Chrissy winning strategy yet so the kid ain’t finished yet
Olla at cha Boi…eh! Cheetos is back to show us Hosers how to be the real Baccarat King! Nice to see some old familiar faces back like him and Card Shark!
https://youtu.be/phgsd-yGHkk
Also, LOL at Chrissy Red Riding Hood getting winded after 3 sets of pushups! Guess all that Gas makes him easily gassed!!
Hope there aren’t any snowflakes out there upset by this video!
I know we aren’t a political site here Folks but I am just reading about harry and megs New York trip
She was pontificating about how obscene wealth is to kids in Harlem whilst wearing a 30 grand wrap thingy 😂
I would like to make two points
1-I wish they both had the charity and humility of the Mitchell’s (nicely back on track there Folks) 👍
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand 2-Everyone this side of the pond are glad 😀 the fuckers are on your side on the pond all though I have no doubt there frugal environmentally friendly multi millionaire existence is funded entirely by the uk taxpayers
However I am starting a petition in the House of Commons to send all 912 of the useless Windsor twats over to 🇺🇸 and hope for a second war of independence 😄
Give me Liberty 🗽 or Give me Freeeeeeeeeeeeedom
Cut off in my prime
I wanted to say that Mr Cheetos has a low roller strategy
Chrissy has a high roller strategy
Does anyone have a medium roller strategy for the likes of me?
Once again the cents portion of his balance changed today…and not by a multiple of 50. He jumped 20.75 since the last video ended. So unless he got a Blackjack using that account with a 50 cent bet this likely was a Re-buy.
Another classless and stupid vlog by Chrissy.
Here we go with the mentioning of the poor people. Right at the 1:24 segment, the bitch wants bring up that poor adjective. Christopher Mitchell…you have a lot of nerve. This egotistical cum guzzling fag just doesn’t stop.
Christopher…if wasn’t for your senile in-laws and government bailouts, your douche bag inner circle donations, your measly Colt Studios stipends, Silent Bubs’ disability money and your wife dwindling pension payments, you wouldn’t have a pot to piss in…literally. You have nothing. You’re absolutely nothing yourself.
As always you claim to be so so so busy…at least Skank is trying (barely) to help make ends meet. Bubs’ future lifestyle is going to be expensive because of his issues that you continue to ignore.
But Christopher…you’re so busy making irrational and thoughtless comments and blogs, sniffling as you need another Cocaine fix, itching and dreaming of Inner Circle cumming down your throat.
We know what you are doing in your free time since you don’t have a real job like a real man. Halloween is right around the corner and you are getting an early head start.
Props to BWB for the Little Chrissy Riding Hood post.
Chrissy will huff, puff and blow your cock off!
Aaaaand the ol 30 day exercise challenge seems to have falled by the way side.
PRediction if it ever comes back
"I didnt say I was going to post every day",
"it doesnt need to be 30 days in a row",
"excuses are for losers, and you know me well by now",
"it was really a 3 day exercise challenge"
If I’m not mistaken, in the last few months we’ve seen two 30 day roulette challenges and 1 30 day push up challenge, neither of them completed. Shocker!! C’mon Chris, you’re better than that. You ALWAYS finish what you’ve started. Or are you just too busy making $75k per month as you claimed on your previous video?
I just had a conversation with my new Bay Area friend.
Looks like someone isn't quite getting the message. I thought my last series of posts made it pretty obvious that I now have a way to get violating YouTube content removed (and the creator penalized with strikes), especially of the harassing/bullying variety. Guess I might have to go a bit further than removing a video from 6 months ago to demonstrate it.
However, one concern I had was that removing a small channel would simply result in the channel being re-created. After all, if it doesn't have a huge following, people will simply search for it again after not finding it.
I was assured that this won't be a problem. He told me that there is a quick form he sends to YouTube regarding a channel circumventing penalties, and they are far quicker removing the new channel than they are taking actions involving original complaints. He said that this is the #1 question from families hiring him to remove bullying content from mean girls: "What if the bullies just create another channel after we spend all this money?" He assures his clients that this isn't a problem, and that the replacement channels are killed quickly upon receiving his report.
I then asked what happens if the person just keeps re-creating over and over, and doesn't care about the deletions. He said that YouTube will eventually send the party a cease and desist notice via e-mail, and threaten both civil and criminal action for continuing unauthorized use of their platform. If the person still doesn't quit, they will take real action.
In any case, I thought this matter was probably over, and we could all go back to the singular goal of killing CM's channel, but it looks like someone wants to go down a different road. So be it. Looks like I will be analyzing more poker tournament play very soon, unless things shape up.
Oh, and since online casinos are all the rage to discuss, I know an affiliate who promotes multiple sites, and is vey successful. This guy is one of the bigger affiliate operations, and has been around for a long time. I talked to him the other day and asked him to look into something for me.
One particular online casino has very loose lips when it comes to telling stories about customers they feel screwed them over (or attempted to do so). Let's just say I was given told some VERY interesting stories. I was asked not to share, which was disappointing, but then I asked again and told him the reason why i'd like to share it. He said I can share it "if absolutely necessary" but he'd generally prefer I didn't. But we shall see.
Such a wild, wild world of affiliate revenue! I never knew!
Finally, some possible good news. We all know CM uses services to inflate his views -- or at least it's highly likely, given the pattern of views we see.
I also know of "other" channels which do this.
That can also be used to get a channel taken down, though it needs to ride along with another valid complaint. Unless viewbotting is egregious (say, someone botting a million views on a channel which usually has 500 real ones), YouTube doesn't care a lot of about minor viewbotting, and they especially don't care about third party complaints about other channels doing minor viewbotting.
However, if the channel is already committing other actionable violations, viewbotting allegations (and supporting data) can be included in the complaint as well, and if YouTube finds it to be true, they are more likely to remove the channel, even without a third strike.
This includes viewbotting both past and present, so even if a viewbotter starts getting more careful and stops, his past actions can still bite him, even on videos he removes.
eating popcorn emoji......
Druff,
How much would it take for your Bay Area friend to remove Chrissy’s channel? I would be more than happy to contribute to this cause in a heartbeat and I know a lot of the members of this great Thread and Forum would donate.
And besides, Chrissy has given up on that push up challenge…he started to bulk up and enjoy it with this with the friends of his stupid Inner Circle.
That online roulette challenge is knocking on death’s door and is in serious jeopardy. Chrissy is getting back with old friends and participating in their favorite past time hobbies.
Consistency is the key, Christopher. Stick to what you know. Colt Studios is your true calling. Water retention and bitch tits syndrome isn’t far behind.
Chrissy…you will always be a pompous delusional degenerate cum guzzling fuck.
Please work your magic Druff.
End this brother.
Cut the head off the snakes.
Chrissy is going to be a little tougher, given the reasons I stated in my long series of posts about the matter. This is because he's simply promoting a gambling coaching scam, and isn't harassing, bullying, or threatening anyone.
For YouTube to take action, they need to either be 100% convinced this is a scam (harder than you think), or he needs to be caught committing other clear violations (such as that BOL affiliate link thing, which he boneheadedly did at one point).
I am in the process of going through his videos to see what I can find.
At the moment, there is another channel which is gearing up to harass people who are making efforts to stop CM. That channel IS committing clear violations, and has been for a long time. That one is a lot easier to take action against, given it's done properly and through experts such as this attorney. I thought that matter was concluded and everyone was going to just focus on CM, but apparently not.
So no gambling video for today(yet). These late delays almost always means he lost. Now its a scramble to re-deposit and put out a "winning" video.
The work out videos stopped for the obvious reason; you lose money at gambling and you simply don't have the mental nor physical motivation to go work out.
I still think you guys give this mental midget to much credit. His thought process I believe is simple; I can beat gambling. I always in the end up losing but have to pretend I won, but i will finally get there. I really believe he believes he will make a system that will pay off for others. It will obviously never happen. But he doesn't have the IQ nor education to understand the mathematics.
He is a scum bag. Don't get me wrong. Lying about results and misleading others is always wrong. But I don't think he is doing this as a straight up scam. He is just simple minded and has a following of other simple minds. The narcissistic personality is what rubs me and probably most of us the wrong way.
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I think we all know who Dan is talking about.
As for Chrissy, he doesn’t have time to recruit new suckers with videos everyday. He is too busy trying to keep the Inner Circle bozos in the clown car. You have to figure even as stupid as they appear to be, the losing has to be adding up and they need daily hand holding to keep sending Chrissy money. We don’t know exactly how he keeps milking them for more cash but we know he’s trying.
Add in trying to fuck (literally and figuratively) the new suckers who stumble upon his videos means he’s always working a hustle. It’s not easy being a broke degenerate looking to scam people daily. Add in the losses from the gambling he doesn’t publish and it’s a miserable life that the cocksucker deserves.
Correct. He's one of the rare scammers who is dumb enough to believe a lot of his own lies.
He lies about his results. That's where the scam part comes in.
However, the moron does believe that his "winning strategies" are sound, and he's simply been unlucky. His grand plan is to lie about success in order to build a bankroll via suckers who buy his systems, and then he can use that bankroll to fund high stakes play using his strategies, which he thinks will win long term, given the bankroll.
It's pure delusion, and he justifies it in his head that he's actually teaching people to win, so it's okay to lie about results. Also I don't think he gives a shit about anyone besides himself, so that makes things easy.
I think he keeps the suckers on the hook by claiming to have finally come up with the holy grail of winning (right now it's sportbetting and roulette), and they're about to turn the corner. He probably also has shills in there (some of which are likely his fake accounts), claiming to be winning big.
I guess what still bothers me it trying to understand how one can get to the point of being an adult having enough intelligence to have a job and yet still fall for this juvenile crap. It's one thing to try to follow another's gambling advice but to pay him thousands of dollars for such juvenile garbage that has been debunked long ago and one could quickly find with a simple google search is mind boggling to me. To top it off; this guy isn't even charismatic nor entertaining. I have to scan through his videos until i see his balance take a significant drop and then watch. Only time you get anything even sort of real out of his videos. I mean we all know what the end outcome will be or he wouldn't post it, but that's all you get out of this trash.
When he started doing the sports betting is when I was 100 percent convinced he really believes he is a winning gambler. You can't really martingale sports(i mean you can but it has a much different appearance than doing this on table games), you can't bet $5 on a game, wait 3 hours, lose, then bet $10, wait another 3 hours, lose, then bet $20 ect. So you have to do what he did and bet a few hundred on straight picks or bet $25 $50 on long shot parlays.
So if you aren't any good, the losing days will out number the winning days. What works for him in table games is he will have a hell of a lot more winning days then losing, because he is only trying to win $100 then quit for the day. So of course if you have 4 winning days in a row and then lose all those profits plus more on day 5, he and the people he scams will blame themselves for "no discipline" and still feel like they are close to perfection.
That's why his sports betting has such a short shelf life. He can't even maximize his own scam because of his belief that he is actually a winning gambler. The 30 day challenges are also in the same vein of being stupid. He should have stuck with, "I withdraw every day, week, ect so that is why i am always at $100(or whatever). Having to always be over the last day's threshold is costing him money.
It's just so ridiculous. Playing every day and after a year being up $10 playing only roulette would be beyond impressive. That one believes that they will not only surpass that but will actually make a living wage has to really live in a world of make believe.
Well that's my rant for the night.
edit: one last thing. For goodness sake, for his inner circle. If you're going to play roulette, at lest go to a brick and mortar. Then at lest you will get comps and a few free hotel nights. Maybe you can then at lest treat your significant other to a nice night out. Betonline is going to give you close to nothing and don't let that bald midget make money off you loses. Okay, now i am done, for real. :)
A Real Man would tell the folk take 1000 and bet 150 6 times on Black and if No good fire last 100 on 13 black. was a charm....! be MEN. >>>
Well Folks as we hurtle to the end of yet another difficult 😞 year , personally speaking 3 holidays (vacations)
Cape Verde 🇨🇻 Egypt 🇪🇬 Turkey 🇹🇷 cancelled 😡 (I am not showing this to impress you but to impress upon you)
I am fortunate that my slave masters have been considerate enough to keep me going in my Hebrew slave JOB so at least I haven’t had to become a full time scammer to earn my bread 🥖 and deep fried locusts to survive
Newbies go back to Chrissy earlier days videos when he was waving and putting through a cash 💵 counter
50000 bucks for clarification of my statement 😃
If my memory serves me Chrissys birthday 🎂 is in January, perhaps Mr Jeff Dime and Mr Elmo could confirm as you both attended this years bash 😃 do we think it will be repeated this time around?
I mean although Chrissys fully comped 6 star condo looks luxurious could it take 186 VIP inner circle ⭕️ folks all gathered round the laptop for the latest Baccarat/Blackjack/Bitcoin/Roulette/Sports winning Bo Yah at ya Boy Winn strategy? (Delete as appropriate)
Or is it more likely that as Chrissy is as popular as a ginger haired stepson (apology to any viewing ginger haired stepsons) that it will be as quiet as a mouse 🐁 fart 💨 in a tornado 🌪
Needs to get going now Chrissy if you want Folks to jet ✈️ in from all over the world 🌍
You said it best, crudebar. It’s one thing to consider gambling advice and to maybe tweak it for a win here and there. But to actually pay $1k (or more) to an obviously uneducated, narcissist lacking basic social skills is beyond general common sense. And as you mentioned, he’s not the least bit charismatic or appealing. He’s condescending and literally calls his viewers poor and stupid idiots. He brags about how much money he has and how his viewers shouldn’t try and copy him, but they should use their own brain to make their decision. He has a way with words and is a master of ridiculing you when you ask a question. Great job, Coach Chris! Even if you did have the golden ticket to riches I’d question investing in your strategies for fear of being called out, ridiculed and called stupid in front of other viewers or “students” in your inner circle jerk. Newsflash, genius, when you’re asking for money from people, and claim you’re a coach/mentor, expect QUESTIONS!!!! People are paying you to teach them so quit being so short-minded you juiced up midget. Chris, you truly lack basic social skills and the ability to engage with people in a ANY setting. You’re a jack of NO trades, and without question, a master of NONE!
OMG GUYS:
Chrissy has been listening to us!!
To celebrate having a bunch of fake subscribers, for today ONLY (never ever ever ever ever again), you can join his inner circle (almost 200 members now) for only $250!
And even better, last month, some unknown woman paid $1k to join, and she made $20k!11!!!!1!
Meanwhile, no exercise video because hes been extremely busy (looking like a red eyed drugged up muppet).
My desire is that everyone who wants to see CM stopped works together, not against one another. We do a good job of that over here, but hopefully outside this forum that occurs as well.
The important thing here is to do what we can to both inform the public ANNNNNNNNNNND get CM's channel down. I am presently doing my part for the latter behind the scenes, and will update when I have something new to share.
For every Simply Pauly that we save there is a Blowjob Bob still suckin on Chrissy’s Knob!
I’m thinking Hesley’s son disowned his Dad before the Chrissy Man Crush began. He is looking for surrogate son and Chrissy looking for a sugar daddy!
Gooooooooooooooood morning pussies 🐈 from America 🇺🇸
Bad news 🗞 I’m afraid 😧 Folks , no more entertaining vids from KD 😔
Personally although I watch I find him about entertaining as having my tongue 👅 stapled to the carpet
Now if we are talking amusing then we watch my favourite New Yorker Mr Jeff Dime esq
Also only just noticed KD has turned off his likes 👍 dislikes 👎
I seem to recall that being a regular attack on Kyle Prescott?
Unless of course Kds arch enemy Mr Jeff has got himself a thousand fake accounts to 👎 KD but I am 99% sure Jeffrey wouldn’t be involved in such Dick Dastardly foul play
And just to add to a certain Karen’s worries, Jason Sample is back!
https://youtu.be/0us5QlSqh5s
What is it with October and being the scammer special month???
Rivers: Yea I know the footage is old, but he is replying in the comments section about new upcoming videos!
Scammers will keep returning to scam, until some external force stops them.
That's always been the case. Look at Chrissy. He went from MLM crap to the gambling coaching scam in 2020. If this well ever runs dry, he will move on to another scam. Chrissy will never make an honest living.
Well, today came and went without any mention of his “one time only” (despite offering more discounts than that whore Stacey offers free blowjobs in the back of O’sheas casino bathroom) discounted private FB group entry fee. Shocker, I’m sure it failed just like everything else Chris does in his life. Pfff…75k a month….yeah….sure, Chris. You don’t make 75k over a 4 year period you piece of elephant shit.
Later than usual check in today Folks as I had friends (look that up in the concise Oxford dictionary for explanation Chrissy) round for the Fury Wilder fight 🥊 and jolly entertaining it was too.
One thing I was a bit surprised 😲 on though that during the pre fight hyp they were doing interviews with all the ring side celebrities and high rollers aaaaaaaaaaand there was no Chrissy ringside??????
This is very odd I thought I mean how can the GOAT 🐐 not get fully comped ringside seats for himself the Skank and silent Champers?
I am hungover 😵 so clearly no thinking 🤔 rationally but the only possible explanation that I can make is that Chrissy has been backed off from all the casinos 🎰 as his game is to good for them and they are sick and tired 😴 of just being used as Chrissy Bottoms personal ATM
He continues to miss days with his challenge. Getting harder and harder to pretend he isn't losing.
Speaking of Blowjob Bob, seems he has been summoned by his boy toy to make comments… lol!
Perhaps a Freudian slip from old Homo Hesley? Something tells me he “got it off “ quite a few times to Chrissy’s videos to start his day!