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global poker is a hopeless situation
joke on me again. part 99
something is very wrong when you post more bad beats than you play poker
place is rotten to the core.
game after game after game
hand after hand
lets keep going..this is the same game
and again
stay with me folks,
this is still the same game
variance
next
new game..come..on u can do it
think it's time for me to leave.
this fucker called my 4 bet all n preflop
it's time to leave this shit hole for good
as i'm doing this shit i time out with AA and flop an A to boot funny thing is turn and river bring str8 and a 5 beats me. the dude went all in and i didn't get to see if he had one
i rebuy..few hands later
look wut i had to do to win
was playing in my last 2 of the night
one was down to 15 players and i had top 5 in chips
i get dissconnected.
i get back on 5 minutes later no sign of any tournies running
so done with this place.
don't think i can say anymore than what i've said.
after yesterday's debacle.
first game today out squarely on the bubble...not 1 2 or 3 spots away...on it.
obv can't win a race 5 handed with TT
and i didn't even bother to rebuy on the last event after i lost below
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Originally Posted by mulva
Of course I'm still playing there..Quote:
Originally Posted by mulvaso done with this place.
don't think i can say anymore than what i've said.
after yesterday's debacle.
first game today out squarely on the bubble...not 1 2 or 3 spots away...on it.
obv can't win a race 5 handed with TT
and i didn't even bother to rebuy on the last event after i lost below
But what gets me is semi competent players going all in with nothing and catching..
Also whenever I give it a break for a week then come back, my cards are magic again.
place is mother fucking joke.
i say this with only a 30 buy in and close to 3k in profits, but i'm angry as hell. this site is a nasty, nasty place. its programmed to fuck everyone. i really wish i could prove they fuck peeps at the player level and not universally for all.
i really could care less getting lumped in with the rigtards for what i say. i'm above all that shit
all of these observations come mostly from playing in one of the softest mtt they have the 3+1r+1a. this doesn't mean it's any different from any other buy ins, but in an mtt with more horribly soft players than many others you get to see the direct effect of the software and it's outcomes.
- the turn & river rarely if all improve the hand ahead. it's almost always the opposite. and if they don't improve the hand behind they make it look like they do. this top notch, post flop juiced programming, or whatever they do with the cards after the flop on 4th/5th street
-pocket pairs do not hold like they should. low/mid pp are worthless and is basically dead to call @showdown vs 2 paint. spare me with the i win with pp. there's no chance in hell you're winning 55% at critical deep junctures in an mtt vs big overcards. you're lucky to win @ 30% and when the pp do hold for you a lot of the time is because you have a very deep stack.
-big pocket pairs is where the evil genius programming shows it's ugly face. you're literally on the edge of your seat every time you get them and all the chips go in preflop. not only do they get fucked far too often this is where you see runner runner beating them quite a bit. they pretty much mirror each other and are often scene together. i call them the top 2 rigs of grobul polka. this is strong programming pattern and is anything but random...it also shares the turn river sinister traits.
-you can bet there's something re-directing the rng at this place, that and/or lack of variables making sure the pool of cards come from only "x"
-i almost applaud losing deep in an mtt with AK to a flopped set. or AK to QQ. i mean you're going to lose with them it's just too bad you do right after you lost with AA or another dominating hand to runner runner. sure you can say this all encompasses " running bad" but you basically run bad just by logging into this place
-variance,,lol if programming is variance, then it's variance
Told you months ago . Quit playing that site. While people defend it . Guy's who have played years of online poker know that something is wrong there . The sweepstakes model is the problem .
They refuse to give HH because they 100% know that it would blow there 5th world RNG certificate out of the clouds. Global understood from the start that if the sharks infested the water that the recs would leave and never come back so they tweeked the program to give the horrible players a chance. Why do you think those beats happen over and over and over again? They are not just happening to you.
I played over 1,000 tournaments and sit and go,s at Global. I lost $17.00 . Buy ins ranging from $10.00-$100.00 . Guess who made money off me ? Global. That's it . Legit negative -$17.00
I self banned myself lol
It's a huge waste of time .
A money grab.
PayPal dropped them
They have horrible customer service
Get out the house and go play live poker
What gets me is that every other pot, there is a high pair a set and a straight..
No worries, someone will get a full house on the river .
But in New York it's the best choice, at least I'm still a winning player(barley).
Acr...NO FUCKEN WAY.
B.O.L... I took a $10 bonus and I think I have too clear $100000000000000 in rake too ever withdraw. That's worse then a drunk Mexican jumping in my cab.
They give the rec players a $10 bonus then u can't withdraw for years, STRAIGHT SCAM.
IGNITION: still on standby but can't get that block chain hooked up too coinbase and CONSISTENTLY playing anonymous tables without even notes gives me a migrain.
At least on global my notes are pretty accurate and DO save me some meltdowns!
Where is run it once poker?
you're always bracing for impact at global because it happens so frequently.Quote:
Originally Posted by thesparten
impossible to play there and take it with a grain of salt or not be jaded
My last game a little while ago I had k,q suited..Quote:
Originally Posted by mulvayou're always bracing for impact at global because it happens so frequently.Quote:
Originally Posted by thesparten
impossible to play there and take it with a grain of salt or not be jaded
The flop was q, 10,4..
The turn 7
The river 5
I was shitting all the way down..
I just knew high pair, high kicker is the daily set up..
I was actually SURPRISED!?!?? I took it down.
You have had a ton of 2 percent beats lets face it , its rigged Rip bad beat thread delivered.
took a day off to clear my head.
still have to resend all my data and jump though hoops to remove money from this place.
meantime i will try and play even less while having over 1k still in here.
didn't take me long to get fucked after my one day hiatus.
next to impossible to gain any traction here. they just continue to bend ur ass over and put a pitchfork in it
obv it was all in preflop
and this is the 3rd most often way they beat you. the 1 live undercard
2nd game.
first all n
I think mulva,
Unless run it once poker opens up and takes new York. Then global poker , it is.
My impression of them as of this moment , they will have the good of globals environment but without the bad and a fair r.n.g.
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Originally Posted by thesparten
i guess i can't take a hint. the bs is just driving me away making me play less. what's the point.
at least im not losing with AA or KK....only the #3 rig..one live undercard
1st game today
dude honestly, provide entire hand history or stop posting these pics. Maybe you perhaps, under play your high PP?
no. i rarely overplay them. these tourney's i play in you have to do stupid shit to to be successful. and what i mean partially by this is shoving a lot early in the game first in the pot. they will pay off KK and AK with redick hands. early on AJ is practically the nutz preflop. EP impers mean shit for the most part here. very rarely do they roll over a big A when i jam in an un-raised pot with AT in the bb in the first few levelsQuote:
Originally Posted by SysOp
as for HH... i started doing giving the play by play and breaking down the action of each hand, stree, but it takes too long and i'm too pissed to do it
really considering doing a delayed live stream on twitch. but i really don't need peeps studying my play to make them better
time for some sunday night poker.
you know. fun, fun, fun,..like the joe seebok show
all in preflop.
rebuy and a couple hands later they pull a train on me again
wut a disgrace..all in preflop as well
they're screaming at me to leave but i refuse to listen to it
here's a good illustration on how there's little avoiding the bad beats that this place gives.
if you don't bet people out of pots with the goods they run you down. but they still will call anyway way behind and beat you as well
i could have limped with this hand Qd8h. you could becuse you want to see as man cheap flops as possible in the early going.
i elect to fold.
i flop top and bottom for 2 pair.
but look at the flop.
there's now 4 to flush and str8 draws with turn and river to come
i know for almost a fact that one of these fuckers has
- 2 diamonds,
- 9
- J
how do i know? because this is wut the software does. very rarely if all will either of them turn over a pp for a set here. they will either counterfeit you with the turn riv to come or one of them will hit their draw.
and in most scenarios they will call anything here regardless of you having flopped 2 pair or set yourself. these donkeys won't lay down an open ended straight even if they don't have odds to call, because you take away those odds.
turn bring a blank
river brings a Jd to complete the straight and flush ....lol
does he have it? of course he does
I was busy bagging up some weed and was pretty much just folding to everything..
Every flop i was getting was high pair, straight, possible flush..
Made no difference what my pocket cards were.. of course others had 2 pair or a set ECT ECT..
What a set up.
really thought this was my time.
i overcame this hand......for the chiplead the 1st time
then more jokes come
i raise preflop..he callls..raise flop..he calls....i shove on turn he calls...and then the river flows gold
would have had a the chip lead with 14/15 left
shortly there after. i shove with TT..and i obv lose again to K8..
all same game standard bs they throw at you at grobul polka
now i'm on fumes and i lose with middle to pair to a gut str8 on turn to finish 12th......ty grobul. i knew exactly that you would let me down
i even mucked JJ preflop in this tourney when i was put all in by a same stack size on bubble.
yup..no bias against pocket pairs here
i might make it back to the final table soon.
don't know when though.
obv all in pre
and the 1 live undercard rig bites me again...but hey...at least i wasn't losing wit AA to rnuner runner....amirite
this slot tourney let me get 12th
just a big waste of time this place
this pretty much sums it up.
either runner runner str8 or flush. take your pick
^^7 months agoQuote:
Originally Posted by mulva
cyclical in natureQuote:
Originally Posted by duped_samaritan^^7 months agoQuote:
Originally Posted by mulva
Enjoying the new update..
Much more refined, tight and sophisticated..
On another note..
Generally there were around 100 ring games going.
During the PayPal debacle it dropped down too around 50.
Now I'm seeing 170 ring games going and it broke 200! Over the weekend..
I'm no expert but I think there doing quite well.
grobul does their best to take the p out of poker.Quote:
Originally Posted by thesparten
can't take anything from them seriously. they even have more turbo and super turbo games. and lol @ calling their 10min levels normal
peeps are such degens they'll play anything and drop big bucks on these mtt's. i'm sure most of them lose really big as well
As far as tournament,s go..
There are only a handful worth playing..
The daily 1k $10 is a good one and some of the weekly larger tournies. No add on, no reentry and 10 minute blinds.
It's actually my favorite structure..
Definitely overkill on the turbos the hyper turbos and the Uber hyper turbos as well as the famous totally Uber doober super duper hyper turbos.
10 minute blinds are just right (it's actually my sweet spot).. not too nitty and not like bingo either. It keeps it moving along while still keeping some skill.
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Originally Posted by thesparten
15 is much better......and you really have to be nitty as hell the deeper the tourney goes. shoving 10bb with a low to mid pp is death to a call and pretty much a loser if you 3bet it it all in.
you can literally wait to have <5bb and fight back here. i would even go s far and say you can even come back from 1 and 2bb left
lol @ 4
"I'd three-bet HUGE with KK, and get moved all-in against with QJ. And lose.
I'd move all-in with AJ, get called by J3, and lose.
I'd move all-in with Q10, (with high blinds) get called by 8 5, and lose.
I called an all-in with QQ, against QJ, and lose.
My last SnG, a guy jammed on me with inside straight-draw, you guessed it, I lose.
This is only a VERY small fraction of the outcomes over the last 30 SnG's. There is probably 15-20 more hands, in which I was a 65-80-% favorite, and yep, I lose
And, it's these unrealistic situations which keep arising, and I just keep getting unlucky. It's not a standard "cold-deck," I've been playing poker for 20 years, and I'm well aware of standard cold-decks.
Then, I stepped back, and analyzed the situation: the people who are beating me are clearly fishes, moving all their chips in as HUGE under-dogs. They have ZERO fold equity in these all-ins, they KNOW I have a hand, but they KNOW they're going to win. How is this possible?
"
I absolutely get that same feeling..
People making it deep and calling my all in with nothing and taking me down.
First if all,, how did they make it Soo deep playing like that and how/why would they be calling me with low pair and low kicker when I'm sitting in premium hands but they take take it down.
Especially late in the tournament.
don't just pay attention to the hands that you lose. pay attention to the hands other have and lose at the table you're at. everything i say is at epidemic proportions at grobul.Quote:
Originally Posted by thesparten
the place is not natural at all
i never really thought of peeps seeing my cards are knowing what's coming. i focus my attention on how they arrive at card distribution and the end result
every time i want to grab a vid the hand history of others just to compound my point they always seem break up the table and it vanishes as well