this is global poker in a nutshell

can't make this up.

1st game tonight

eve though i've made some nice coin here, how can anyone defend this shithole

lol, this shit is every day. almost every time i get a call all i do is lose.

it's really hard to believe wut goes on at grobul polka.

lol can't post it becuz they quickly dissolve the table

dealt QcQh

i raise 3bb

frop comes rainbow Qs 2d 9d

i bet pot get 2 calls

turn comes 8d

i bet almost pot..get to calls

river comes Ad

i check..

villian 1 mins raises and gets call..i fold

villian 1 shows Kd 6c
villian 2 shows Qd Th

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samegame.

this is a 6 handed game.

down to 11 players.

making crazy laydowns and playing gr8 poker

utg limp

fold to me i check wit QJ

frop comes J 7 4

villina lead out for 10K

I shove all in

he calls and rolls over nothing KT

turn brings K and i'm out in 11th for another chitty min cash. if i win that i'm chip leader

first game today.

shake off all the constant bad juju

nope.


lost wit KK to AX in a hand i couldnt grab..and then this one


i literally lose wit AA in almost every MTT i play in

thought your sharkscope showed you down 5k or do you play ring games that you are up on:? Plo ring is super soft

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Originally Posted by FRANKRIZZO

thought your sharkscope showed you down 5k or do you play ring games that you are up on:? Plo ring is super soft

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niger plz. post said graph for optimum lulz

my bad it was some guy named notables graph

lol wtf r u posting

1st game today.

this asswipe limps wit AK in late and slow plays it afterward. (at grobul that's a recipe for rape)

i'm in sb wit 78


frop comes 6 8 k

i min raise lead

bb folds

villian flats me

turn = 8

i bet half pot

villian calls

river to come....1 fucking card beats me...K

river drops K

mother fucker...i check..he obv min bets and i call

down to 9k and on bubble..if i win that i have 40k in chips in top 2


fucking joke

i give up. how can you fucking win

same game as above.

i didnt bubble.

down to 12 players.

look down at KK

raise to 5k...blinds 1/2k

fold to bb...he call

frop comes T 2 7 rainbow

i bet pot......villain shoves..i intscall..

poof..out in 12th 120 players i finish 12 ..i made $3.00

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Originally Posted by mulva

1st game today.
i min raise lead

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:noose
If you're going to continue with this bed-shitting series of posts at least learn some basic poker terms. You can't min-raise lead. It's impossible. How can you raise when no-one has bet yet? And the reason you keep busting from tourneys is because you have a tiny stack. You've already fucked up. You're odds against to even win two 70-30s in a row, you're never going to win from blinding down while you wait for aces.

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Originally Posted by mulva

1st game today.

this asswipe limps wit AK in late and slow plays it afterward. (at grobul that's a recipe for rape)

i'm in sb wit 78


frop comes 6 8 k

i min raise lead

bb folds

villian flats me

turn = 8

i bet half pot

villian calls

river to come....1 fucking card beats me...K

river drops K

mother fucker...i check..he obv min bets and i call

down to 9k and on bubble..if i win that i have 40k in chips in top 2


fucking joke

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this thread is so lol. Your ev is horrible. But you still win at least. Id like to see your graph. Good luck nigga.

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Originally Posted by GrenadaRoger

bad luck

80 v 20 were the relative odds of you winning...big favorite, but not a lock--risk management to stay in play (that is, don't put a big portion of your bankroll into a single tourney, rather play a lot of smaller low buy-ins)

review your hand histories for similar situations: high pair v suited connectors all in preflop, does your win percentage come close to 80?

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bs, he played the hand perfectly just unlucky

hey,..look at this.

i finally got a pp to hold...obv i needed every bit of a straight flush to do it. as even the frush was taken away from me

i had TT vs the same dude a few hands earlier and he hit a riva A

another miraculous runner runner from the runner runner dispensary or poker.

yeah,i had this bitch right where i wanted here, alright.

the play is so bad in this sector of mtt i play, and i still can't bink like i should



yes.....

i shove preflop in late position AJs is the nutz early on in these mtt and they stack lightly.

another runner runner.....yes

1st game today.

early hand ..mid position raises all in for 45

i'm in sb i flat......

bb shoves his whole stack 100bb...

i fold my QTo

the shove wasn't as bad until he rolls over AA. lol....so much for max value

but at grobul polka there is no such thing as max value extraction. only max suckout extraction

here is the runout. if he plays normal poker i get his whole stack

i mean, he still loses as the chump wit 45 chips had a T for the str8




couple of hands later.

nuttin like starting ur day off losing wit AA again.

can't say i didn't see it coming...as u cringe t any call with them believe or not. that's what this place does to your psyche because they lose so often

rigged poker is awesome. but fair because they do it to everyone there....amirite



okay....finish me off with a low pp that never holds

late position limps. sb folds to me..i shove my 10bb

limper calls rolls over 76o

believe me when i tell you. this place is running huge rig against all pocket pairs at certain junctures

How is this thread still going luls ... only on PFA

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Originally Posted by sah_24

How is this thread still going luls ... only on PFA

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yeah,..i mean really. why question things. online polka has a long history of being fair and honest

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Originally Posted by mulva

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Originally Posted by sah_24

How is this thread still going luls ... only on PFA

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yeah,..i mean really. why question things. online polka has a long history of being fair and honest

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You are bad at math ...

look at this loser. calls my 9bb all in with T6 suited

grobul delivers.

they throw the A up for good measure on turn. really surprised it wasn't on river

it's a brand new day.

it turns to shit quickly. all you have to do is spark up grobul polka for your daily aggravation.

stay tuned as i'll either lose wit AA or KK at a huge juncture in subsequent games

global poker is awesome.

i win all my pp like i should there.

best real life poker simulation game ever

i really can't get enough of this awesome place.

anatomy of 1 game and out during the 30/60 level even with a rebuy

i 3-bet shove all in....he calls




rebuy..soon after. villiain limps i raise 3xbb..villian shoves..been turning over chit and losing to everyone but me.

i call



this cripples me

down to 320. i get 1 double up to 640 and go busto with this hand all in pre-flop

all standard stuff

i was right about kap and i'm right about global poker

all those gapers , comeon let me see your graphs and .2 percent hits.

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all those gapers , comeon let me see your graphs and .2 percent hits.

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see my graph...lol

i know most u ballsniffers want to think im a losing player, and hope i lose..lol

if u scroll back halfway through this thread you see that i deposited 30 buck and have won over 2k. you'll see my graph which is incorrect as i have won more than they say. sharkscope misses many mtt's and i was there before they counted as well.

no wins were a luckbox bink accounting for a large percentage of winnings. just grinding

you seem like a nice strange little man as you described yourself not strange though. I hope u win lots. should be lots more

2nd game today.

all in preflop

AQ vs AQ vs Q8

so i lose the 50% chop and have to chop with Q8 when he they hit runner runner royal flush

just another day at global poker



i overcame the above

same game..getting close to bubble

loser limp called my all in preflop.

wham..i got him where i want him....

nope.

night wouldn't be complete without me losing with AA.

this is my 3rd and last game.

on bubble as well.

sah_24: You are never right about anything ...

sah_24: 0 chance you are a winning player ...

down to 2 tables. about ready to make an epic comeback.

ahhhhh no.

playing at global is like having all your nightmares come true.

the shit does not stop. ever.

all in on frop. obv i have to protect

lol the turn and river brings flush, str8 and bigger set

here's a good one. for the top 3 in chips

shit is so awful it hurts playing there because the horrible beats are constant

i have to walk away..........it's just unreal this place.

called me all the way down..so pissed i didn't even rebuy

bout ready to have a huge stack down to 2 tables.

nope.

lose the smaller pot to T9 and the brunt of it to AQ

obv all n prefrop

awesome....

my daily dose of aggravation never lets me down..i guess it could have even worse. it wasn't with AA or KK that i lost with

same as my 1st game. another min cash. how the fuck can you min cash 8-L10 mtt's and have shit to show for it, and not have one 1/2nd

grobul polka....that's how

down to 2 tables. playing gr8 shrt stack poker.

shove and dominate pre.

called by chit and no final table for me once again

doesn't matter how soft your opponents are. the machine will not let you win unless the stars are aligned

hey. i made it to the final table

how did i make out?

fuck you pay me obv

i wish i never would have to update this thread but they fuck you every mtt so it has to be done.

1st game. didn't make it to the break and add on.

lost with KK ..i shove get called..i lose...no biggy on the surface, but pp are joke here. don't let anybody tell you otherwise.



moving along...

blinds 100/200

get QQ in middle position..

early position min raise when he should be shoving his short stack...obv will call anything.....i oblige and 3bet it to 1000

late position villain facing a 3bet to 1k and knowing full well the shorty will push flats...(maybe he doesn't he's such a dumbass0

obv shorty shoves....i shove.....and donkey man call off all his chips and hits a beautiful runner runner wit hand that he should not of called preflop

this is standard result suckout at global.

complete and utter joke....100% not variance.

you're gonna love this one.

down to 2 tables

this is a quadruple suckout from preflop to river. each street.

lovely

btw..i had Q8 and i didn't play it. they give me bottom pair, st8 draw and trips on river as well

it just makes no sense to get fucked every game like you do here when you're in a dominating spot.

all in pre frop

fuck you pay me..this site is complete and total nonsense 24x7........and is truly what nightmares are made from

true definition of gettn it in goot and get fucked

this tool even call 500 preflop

nice to see he made his draw. they even brought the flush and bigger str8 on the river as well

im begining to think they can start fucking you at the player level and not just a universal squeeze against all



2 hands later. all in preflop



and finish me off after break.

no rebuy for me.

i shove <15bb in late pos in unraised pot

get called by AK in trouble wit KQ

hit Q on turn only to get fucked by the resuk and ace from space on river..lol 1 fkn card beats me

variance..yeah..that's what it is..every game it's variance don't question it just do it...like nike

of course they throw up the str8 as well