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I have not watch his videos in a while....but it is so much fun seeing the ending change be different most recent video it's .06 the day before it's .62....this really only happens when he loses all his money then makes another bitcoin deposit which will always be a random amount from bitcoin going up and down while waiting for his redeposit to clear
What’s happened to the sports betting Folks?
Has it gone tits up for the Goat 🐐?
Not understanding what is going on I don’t know if the retard is winning or losing.
It’s pretty grim boring stuff on the roulette that much I do know , however I did learn an incredible tip on the latest effort
Apparently a change of dealer or whatever they are called can influence where that little itty ball lands , so it’s best to bail out when a new dealer arrives.
That tip is worth the entry fee to the inner circle ⭕️ alone
Lol….I never would have known that the change of the dealer could influence where the ball drops when playing roulette. Whew…this will save me thousands of dollars going forward. Thanks Mr. H. 😉Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrhorney
I'm sure its part of his "all casinos cheat" philosophy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrhorney
STOP ✋ PRESS 🗞
Personally I find tennis 🎾 more boring than Chrissy however…………
After Novak’s winning Wimbledon there is a poll on the BBC website asking if he is THE GOAT 🐐😂
I shit 💩 you not good 😊 Folks , how very on subject
Unfortunately I do not have the global reach of the BBC so I would like to do an exit poll on PFA
Who is the GOAT 🐐?
Novak Djokovic
OR
Christopher Mitchell aka gay porn star ⭐️ Kyle Prescott
Answers below and the results will be announced by Jeff Dime on his next vid 👍
I don’t think this a mic guys…
Folks…Chrissy’s toys of the summer sale continues…
Darn Chrissy. You have more toys than Bubs. Shame.
I remember someone in here saying they are “Jonathan Gonzalez” and are trolling Chrissy. We all love to troll Chrissy. This is just my opinion, but I really think leaving a comment like this can influence naive people to possible give him money. I know he reads this site, so he knows he’s being trolled but leaves the Comment up for his viewers. I did like how you suggested giving to a charity vs. to him because he is “rich” lol
Oh boy, KKKhrissy is out with his Homerun Derby picks. Wonder if he bet on himself in the 87’ Little League World Series and parlayed it with his lil brother Roidy McGoo Drew?
Chrissy sporting the Unabomber look today.
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And in a further display of how little he knows about baseball (and not that anyone should be betting on the home run derby in general) Christy the un-goat goes 0 for 6. Shouldn’t have picked Ohtani in so many bets and also clearly hasn’t watched the derby in recent years based on his over/under picks. He also wasn’t considering that this thing was taking place at Coors Field. He didn’t even know the rules as he based his under 25 1/2 bet on the batter only having three minutes. In reality they get four minutes and the time can be extended if the balls travel a certain distance.
I’m sure he’ll come on tomorrow and explain how he made it all back in one round of Roulette.
Haha. I should have read your last sentence before I commented on your post. I’m thinking the same thing as you!Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
You guys were right and knew this was coming…the video was posted 3 hours ago. Poor Chrissy lost on the derby and he’s switching back to stupid roulette. What a surprise. How can you claim to be a goat such as Michael Jordan or Tom Brady and you fucking lose all the time?
This is what happens when you combine having no life and supplying people with unwarranted and unnecessary unemployment funds that our hard earned tax dollars pay for every day. This is Christopher Mitchell in a nutshell. I just get so sick of this douchebag every single day I see him.
By the way…no Skank or Bubs in awhile. I know soon as I post this, those retards will pop into another stupid and meaningless video just to prove a point by that loser Chrissy.
Chrissy rockin the Butt Pirate look today and possibly modeling for this chap…
Also, wonder if this Japanese guy calling out Chrissy is a losing sucker after betting on Ohtani like Little Kyle told him to?
I really think the only reason he is doing these stupid hour long roulette videos is to squeeze out the extra Youtube revenue, as watch time is a significant factor in how much he earns. Probably going from $600 per month to $1,000 per month. He is so pathetic.
If you look at his comments on his home run derby video, they are all before the derby actually took place. It’s very obvious that he deletes any comments that questioned how in the hell could he be the goat and lose all his bets.
It’s so absolutely Cringe when he continues to say he is “The Goat”. He sitting there betting $10 bets on 2 different dozens. This amount of money would not get most gamblers out of bed in the morning, and he calls himself the Goat? Unbelievable
I only watched the first few minutes and then fast forward to the timestamps from that commentator.
"Greed is bad" vs "I lost $800 on high reward prop bets because........the homerun derby only happens once a year".
Or better yet "I lost half of my fake bankroll to prove that I can make so much from $100".
Paraphrasing Rick from Pawnstars "sure, that event is 1 of a kind, but theres a million 1 of kind events out there".
The face you make after winning and losing 50 cent bets for an hour!
There was also a comment from someone named “Ohio Bob”. Does that mean Mr. Hesley moved closer to visit his boy toy Little Chrissy? Or perhaps he’s buying a house for them to live together in when he goes broke and can no longer place those huge 50 cent bets??
Also check out the new Official Hair Cut for the Inner Circle Jerk Offs! Just like they’re mentor Chrissy, no hair on top and a chia Inner Circle ring in the front!!
That’s a great 😊 question 🙋*♂️ by BM in the comments above 👆 Folks
What bank roll do we need to martingale sorry 😞 Mitchellgale 5 times at a 50c starting bet?
Now if I understand the Mitchellgate road to riches strategy correctly you never 👎 go past 5 Mitchellgale bets so that would be
0.5
1
2
4 = 7 bucks 50c (which of course we turn into 1007.50 bucks by the end of the day before cashing out the 1000 bucks and start again tomorrow
However do we cover ourselves for going to the 5th Mitchellgale another 8 bucks , that’s 15.5 bucks (luckily Chrissy can still use his fingers and toes to add that up) or and forgive my stupidity Folks but do we cover ourselves for going past the 5th Mitchellgale in the as rare as the second coming likelihood that we lose 5 consecutive Mitchellgales (16 bucks 31.5 bucks total) Champers required to help add this up or he would do if anyone knew where the fuck he is.
I would be grateful for any advice Folks
I hope those dead broke loser construction workers over the way don’t discover a couple of unexpected parcels when they turn up one day 😀
For a man who brags about having no ego, it seems odd he'd name a betting system after himself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrhorney
He also clarified the difference between a martingale (technically double the last bet, but triple if its dozens or columns) is "it can be 2x, 3x, or even 4x" in other words bet whatever amount you need to get hard from and hope it wins to make those bigly 50c profits quicker.
You guys need to follow "kingthings" on youtube he has turned $100 into 100k, playing LIMBO. Haha. No footage of it but as soon as he wins 50k more he will be ready to discuss.
Apparently Stake.com is just giving away money. hahahaaaaaa
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Originally Posted by crudebar
Meanwhile, Chrissy is winning 50 cent Roulette bets while dropping $300 on Baseball !!
https://youtu.be/dRWIwIZ_S4Y
I love it when Chrissy says that it was the big 36K loss last February that took away his ego and that he stopped carrying around tons of money after that. Apparently this guy doesn’t watch his own videos…because he was flashing huge piles of cash as late as the fourth quarter of last year. Where it really started to tail off was in November…which immediately led up to his Black Friday “sale” to get into his Facebook group. From that point forward you never saw the large stacks of cash again…and he of course famously had no cash with him at his birthday party and was ticked off that attendees wouldn’t give him $1000 a piece for the privilege of attending his boot camp. After all that the most you ever saw him holding was around $2500. And even with that….the ego still hasn’t gone away. If he didn’t have an ego he wouldn’t be belittling his viewers and anyone else he thinks doesn’t make a lot of money.
What a sorry excuse for a human being.
He’s too stupid to even realize that with his condescending attitude he belittles and degrades the same people he’s trying to solicit to buy into his scam. His lack of intelligence is uncanny. His arrogance and ability to pat himself on the back is like no other. And the most comedic part, he truly believes he’s just that great. And he can’t see that he’s the epitome of a Vegas sewer rat.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
@JeffDime
Enjoyed your video on this guy’s sports wagering parlays.
As an aside, he never pressed “confirm” to actually place the bet on BOL. That was beside your point that this genius had no clue.
The point you made and the way you made it made me chuckle. This story is pretty depressing to me so that is all I cared to see.
I kinda wish you would do some non Chrissy videos too. You are likely one of the most interesting guys on PFA
Cheers
Here’s the ghost of Las Vegas…has NOT been in or legitimately won in a brick and mortar casino on the Strip in ages!
Still waiting for that Resorts World video, Chrissy.
It's true, Dime's a low key MVP here now. Guy puts in the work when others just go for glory.
I joined this forum just to say that I read this thread from the beginning. Solid gold.
How do we know this guy was trespassed at the various casinos in Vegas?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly
Crowe, I really appreciate it the kind words.
I’ll have more to write, but I just wanted to make a quick couple points. I will admit that of course when people enjoy content I put together, that gives me a jolt of positive energy. Not to sound corny, but making someone laugh or smile does give me a lot of satisfaction. That has always been the case for me. If people enjoy the videos I put up that is really all I care about.
As for the thread, this thread really is not about Christopher Mitchell to me. Yes, we comment about this shit stain because his shamelessness, lack of self awareness and just depravity in general make him a great candidate to really examine.
However, this really is in the broader sense about the age we live in and how social media can abused by human garbage like Chrissy. Chrissy runs the 2020’s scammer playbook to a tee. To see someone like him be able to continue to peddle his horseshit on the biggest platform the world has ever seen is quite a site to behold.
People may criticize that it’s not worth giving this fuckball so much time. But again, this really isn’t just about him. I am not trying to make this more profound than it is. We are not writing Shakespeare here. But it is more than what it looks like on the surface. We are following a part of the absurdity of the times we live in, through the chronicles of this two-bit scammer.
Not to mention it’s been fun. The memes and the jokes. Especially during the lockdown, always great comic relief. The regs on this thread are all beasts. The YouTube videos I started to make were and have been therapeutic for me though much of the lockdown. 20 years ago one of my plans was to go into comedy/writing, but Poker was just too easy at the time. It was nice to revisit that side of me 20 years later.
Beyond that, this thread represents to me that a group of people, that for the most part never met and are from all kinds of different backgrounds, can collaborate in an open forum in a respectful and meaningful way. Don’t get me wrong, we have had some bumps in the road for sure. Some people have come and gone, others have come back and others pop in now and again. But I would say it’s all a been a pretty cool experience. (Yes I just said that about a forum). I would be happy to meet any of these guys in AC or Vegas and buy them a comped drink.
Thank you San. For sure, I have some stories. I have a lot of city miles on the odometer for sure. The plan is to have some non-Chrissy content up soon. Luckily, you are not the only one who has encouraged me to do so.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
It’s on me that there isn’t that content up. Yes, it’s been hectic and I have had some personal stuff to sort out…but so does everyone else. I am frustrated in myself that I have not taken the proper time to educate myself more on production, editing, etc. I appreciate the kind words and the encouragement means something to me, I can assure you.
Not being modest here, but I just got to say the Chrissy vids are collaborative. There is so much information that the reg posters put up here, that of course it may directly or indirectly be reflected in the videos in which I upload.
At the end of the day, I really believed that this thread needed to be represented on the same platform in which Chrissy uses when I started making the videos. I hope I’ve done a half way decent job for a guy who didn’t know what the fuck he was doing a year ago. I look at a video that a few hundred people watch and I still am like “Holy Fuck, really?”. Of course Druff has been gracious and allowed me to post them all in this thread. Which is much appreciated.
Again, thanks for the kind words.
#FreeBubs.
Double Jackpot stating that he knows for certain that Stacy left. Not sure how one would know that other than speculating based on her not being seen in several weeks. It certainly does make sense though
Just watching further…he says Stacy e-mailed him and told him. Why am I thinking that can’t possibly be the case?
Yah, he’s goin hard on the full court press of the “Mitchell’s!!!” And she hasn’t been seen in over 3 weeks of his useless videos. I’m sure we’ll get another hostage video by Chrissy or perhaps some old footage to “prove” the haters wrong. Should be an interesting few days…Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
https://youtu.be/HYxskaMLkvY
DJ also made a good point about how Chrissy probably bombards people’s email , dms, and phones with sales pitches and special deals when they ask him questions or try to contact him. If someone here were so inclined to email him “inquiring” about getting to spend a day with him, they might get some rather revealing messages from Chrissy in his current desperate state!
Don't think Stacy would have just emailed Double Jackpot something like that (and kept it off of any other social media), but, who knows. Sorry, DJ, I think that's OK if you are speculating, but did she really email you that?
In some more interesting tidbits about the Shocking Loonies from Columbus:
FastPeopleSearch.com is one of those annoying free people searches. For some reason they list this for the rented condo in Summerlin:
Personally I don't think Mr. R Foster (who is Stacy's dad) has moved in. I think he being listed as the latest tenant is telling though; these "people search" sites scrape information from everywhere they can get their grubby paws into, so, if a certain R Foster was associated with something financial at the Summerlin compound (#freebubs btw), wham-o, he gets added as a "tenant". Maybe he even did the car loan or prepaid rent loan with that address.
Also, NV has 0% state income tax, just sayin'.
(The Kassity's own the condo).
FW you need to do more inch high private eye 👁 work and find out if the 6 star ⭐️ fully comped condo has a cellar 😂
One a different subject who are your open ⛳️ tips Mr Jeff?
Your lot 🇺🇸 are doing well considering they only experience rough once a year 😁
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Originally Posted by Forum WarsDon't think Stacy would have just emailed Double Jackpot something like that (and kept it off of any other social media), but, who knows. Sorry, DJ, I think that's OK if you are speculating, but did she really email you that?
In some more interesting tidbits about the Shocking Loonies from Columbus:
FastPeopleSearch.com is one of those annoying free people searches. For some reason they list this for the rented condo in Summerlin:
Personally I don't think Mr. R Foster (who is Stacy's dad) has moved in. I think he being listed as the latest tenant is telling though; these "people search" sites scrape information from everywhere they can get their grubby paws into, so, if a certain R Foster was associated with something financial at the Summerlin compound (#freebubs btw), wham-o, he gets added as a "tenant". Maybe he even did the car loan or prepaid rent loan with that address.
Also, NV has 0% state income tax, just sayin'.
(The Kassity's own the condo).
Great fucking stuff FW as usual! Mr Foster sure did give the busted, disgusted & not to be trusted Chrissy boy a huge lifeline on his last visit. It seems as if not only did he lease the car in his name but if he wasn’t already the main person guaranteeing the condo lease, he now has become that.
Anyone who primarily makes money through gambling knows to lease around the Las Vegas area you will have to show at a minimum months of bank balances that meet a certain requirement. This is so you don’t just have someone deposit the money to show the owner/Property Management Company the balance and then move it out. This goes for anyone who does not get a steady paycheck. Chrissy, of course would fall into this category.
In general they do not like someone who is not staying anywhere near a place to be the main billfold. They want an interested party who is in the area. We will never know exactly how things are structured, but for sure it was convoluted & Chrissy’s father-in-law basically saved the day financially for Chrissy. I don’t believe he would be in that condo right now if it wasn’t for Mr. Foster. I’m sure Chrissy has effectively gone broke too many times to count in the last couple years and his father-in-law has bailed him out.
I don’t know how well off Mr. Foster is, but the financial strain already with Stacy could break up a marriage on its own. If you add the father-in-law constantly having to step in to save the day…well how long to you realize that your son-in-law is just a fucking deadbeat using both your daughter and yourself?
The last month or so it is apparent that he is alone in that condo. Does that mean she left for good or is this just another break? Only time will tell. It seems he is barely leaving the joint. Probably has the Repo man camped out just outside the gated fence. Keeps those curtains drawn. Chrissy probably hasn’t seen the sunlight in weeks. Not exactly the life Stacy was first presented when they came to LV.
My guess is she will be back, but I hope she won’t. She stops refraining from using her brain, takes bubs and leaves this piece of human garbage. We have seen this happen before and she has always come back. Hopefully this time will be different.
As for a Double J, I support him and anyone putting out anti-Chrissy content. The fact that he releases video on almost a daily basis is a net positive. There is no such thing as too much awareness. Just the fact that a new video pops up when someone searches for Chrissy is a very good thing, irregardless of the exact content contained within the video itself.
BWB, you are correct that if I go forward making content I will not be going after scammer guy. I do it with Chrissy because of the thread and it was a nice way to wet my beak. Expect a few more, but it will move into another direction for sure. But I may circle back to my roots now and then.
Stay cool everyone. Good thing utilities are included for Chrissy, he would be sweating his little nuts off without that AC being couped up in that place like a fort all day.
Chrissy putts from the rough more than once a year for sure. If DJ someone wins this I make big bank because of future odds I was stuck with. I’m out today but will send you a pm shortly. Don’t get me started on the Euro Tour course setups VS PGA Tour setups and the average winner’s score to par. Hope you are all healed up and feeling a renewed sense of happiness from getting through your tough experience. You were missed my friend. We need our dosage of Mr. H.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrhorney
Maybe Stacy left Chrissy for this guy… the REAL GOAT!!! Lol
https://youtu.be/lvJE5BvVmg0
*Update, not much though *
Little Reptile Kyle posted another useless Roulette video recorded at 9AM today, no mention of the allegations from DJ, so hmmmm. Might be more to come where he will Chrissysplain it or he will avoid it like the spineless coward he is.
He does seem a little more amped up than usual and sniffles A LOT in this one. No Stacy sighting or mention, so hang tight folks as Kyle is coming unglued!
Cheers 🍻 Mr Jeff for those kind words
Yep all mended luckily I got a warning ⚠️ shot across the bough and doc told me to sort my life out although I am struggling to see it’s my fault for me getting pneumonia and then having multiple organ failure due to sepsis 😞
I don’t smoke 🚭 only drink 🍺 on Saturdays , I need to lose some timber certainly and so I have downloaded the Chrissyfit app although it says the first thing to do is to send $300 to an address in the Los Vegas area for the first months supply of something called the magical fat melter which comes with a free supply of syringes 💉 so fingers crossed 🤞 it works and it won’t be a scam
Anyways been back in my dead broke loser JOB for a few weeks part time
They have said I can have as long as I want they are paying me in full 😁
Benefits of working for a Danish company but I travel a lot in Europe and the Middle East and that ain’t happening any time soon so 3 days work and 2 days golf ⛳️ for me although I am also thinking of taking up the 3% challenge
Good call with DJ he’s 4 off the lead , the weather is going to be glorious the next 3 days with little wind 💨 so these blokes are going to take the course to pieces.
I had four Tommy F Danny Williets Rosey aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Jordan so a good day for me so far
Patrick Reed couldn’t hit a cows 🐄 arse with a banjo 🪕 most of his round and he’s still only +2
Look forward to your next video , don’t encourage others to take your place you are still the man 👍
Well said, Mr. Dime. Your work here is much appreciated and always spot on.Quote:
Originally Posted by JeffDimeQuote:
Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly
Crowe, I really appreciate it the kind words.
I’ll have more to write, but I just wanted to make a quick couple points. I will admit that of course when people enjoy content I put together, that gives me a jolt of positive energy. Not to sound corny, but making someone laugh or smile does give me a lot of satisfaction. That has always been the case for me. If people enjoy the videos I put up that is really all I care about.
As for the thread, this thread really is not about Christopher Mitchell to me. Yes, we comment about this shit stain because his shamelessness, lack of self awareness and just depravity in general make him a great candidate to really examine.
However, this really is in the broader sense about the age we live in and how social media can abused by human garbage like Chrissy. Chrissy runs the 2020’s scammer playbook to a tee. To see someone like him be able to continue to peddle his horseshit on the biggest platform the world has ever seen is quite a site to behold.
People may criticize that it’s not worth giving this fuckball so much time. But again, this really isn’t just about him. I am not trying to make this more profound than it is. We are not writing Shakespeare here. But it is more than what it looks like on the surface. We are following a part of the absurdity of the times we live in, through the chronicles of this two-bit scammer.
Not to mention it’s been fun. The memes and the jokes. Especially during the lockdown, always great comic relief. The regs on this thread are all beasts. The YouTube videos I started to make were and have been therapeutic for me though much of the lockdown. 20 years ago one of my plans was to go into comedy/writing, but Poker was just too easy at the time. It was nice to revisit that side of me 20 years later.
Beyond that, this thread represents to me that a group of people, that for the most part never met and are from all kinds of different backgrounds, can collaborate in an open forum in a respectful and meaningful way. Don’t get me wrong, we have had some bumps in the road for sure. Some people have come and gone, others have come back and others pop in now and again. But I would say it’s all a been a pretty cool experience. (Yes I just said that about a forum). I would be happy to meet any of these guys in AC or Vegas and buy them a comped drink.
Skimmed through today’s video:
At 18:25 he explains how the 2 dozens and the 2 columns strategy are the best strategies he has ever created! Hahaha.
How many times have we heard this? With every -EV strategy he has ever come up with.
Ya, it looks like he got brave since Stacy May be gone and picked up some Coke. He even got snappy in the first guy to reply in the comments.
He did say something in today’s video about “Being a full time husband and father”, I’m sure in response to what has been brought up about Stacy and Bubs bouncing out.
Chrissy the sissy said today that he does more for the gambling community than anyone on YouTube. Correct Chrissy, you have bankrupted more folks than anyone else with losing strategies.
Chrissy, stop trying to convince everyone your “live”. Yes, you are recording yourself simultaneously with the live game. Why not post it live on YouTube at the same time? Then your real results will be seen, you won’t be able to just scrap the video and start over. Such a Buffoon.
#BankrollBuster
I have spotted why this strategy is a guaranteed winner
Chrissy logs 🪵 EVERY SINGLE NUMBER on his notepad 📝
I mean seriously Folks be honest with yourselves here , do any of you do that? It’s so deceptively simple and yet nobody has ever tracked the rolls before and realised that after 8 blacks then it’s obvious that red is due.
I couldn’t watch much it/he is just such a pitiful specimen he’s not even worth it for comedy 🎭 value anymore
BTW Chrissy you really need to edit ✍️ that sniff out mate , it doesn’t look 👀 like mid winter 🥶 cold and flu 😷 season in LV so if I were the cynical 🤨 sort I would believe that there’s something going up your nostrils 👃
Rip 🪦 Stacy and Champers 😢