Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

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Originally Posted by zealanddonk

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Originally Posted by RMS9

Predictable as stink on a monkey. Chrissy is about to start trying to charge for his “professional” sports picks. His handicapping strategies consist of taking the team that’s won a few games in a row and pairing that with all the favorites. Most certainly a long term winning strategy which is fail proof. Check out the 7:54 mark. It’s coming ladies and gentlemen. He’ll be soon charging for his services.

https://youtu.be/-sshpQRH3Xg

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So I watched this nonsense all the way through:

When he claims to have turned $100 into $2400 in 5 (or 6?) days, is he including baccarat or whatever else, or is it purely verifiable sports bets?
I assume its the unprovable version.

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He claims it’s from sports betting AND playing baccarat and/or roulette, but none of the table game winnings are verified. And he appears that he’s going to take a bath on tonight’s “winning picks” despite the Astros game getting cancelled. His odds of what he wins dramatically decreased since one of his two teams (Astros) won’t play. And he’s already lost 4 of his 9 plays. Great job, Mr. GOAT!!

Who calls themself a goat? Nobody ever.

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Originally Posted by donkeykilla

Who calls themself a goat? Nobody ever.

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If you call yourself the GOAT, you’re definitely not the GOAT. If you’re truly a GOAT, everyone else will call you the GOAT. Tom Brady, Michael Jordan, and Wayne Gretzky are GOATs.

Vegas Dave and Christopher Mitchell are not GOATs.

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Originally Posted by zealanddonk

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Originally Posted by RMS9

Predictable as stink on a monkey. Chrissy is about to start trying to charge for his “professional” sports picks. His handicapping strategies consist of taking the team that’s won a few games in a row and pairing that with all the favorites. Most certainly a long term winning strategy which is fail proof. Check out the 7:54 mark. It’s coming ladies and gentlemen. He’ll be soon charging for his services.

https://youtu.be/-sshpQRH3Xg

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So I watched this nonsense all the way through:

When he claims to have turned $100 into $2400 in 5 (or 6?) days, is he including baccarat or whatever else, or is it purely verifiable sports bets?
I assume its the unprovable version.

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Why would a millionaire bother turning $100 into X?

He should be showing us his 1k, 5k, 10k, straight bets. BetOnline takes these bets and he could easily fund his account 100k(a small fraction of his bitcoin fortune)

So after watching finally today’s video a little bit longer we see that he once again proves that he doesn’t know squat when it comes to sports betting:

1. He didn’t know what happens to a parlay when a game gets called off and had to contact BetOnline so they could explain it to him.

2. He thinks that BetOnline is unique in allowing him to cancel a bet before any one game in that bet starts. In fact he says he is 100% confident that actual casinos don’t do this. Wrong Chrissy…they all do it. And by the way…he should have been able to just log into his account and cancel it.

3. He thinks that the payouts when a parlay becomes a straight bet remain the same. Wrong again mr un-GOAT. The odds drop to whatever the level of the straight bet was. And in the case of his heavy favorites some of these straight bets would have only won him $15-$20 off his $50 wager.

And this guy is about to start charging people for advice. Unreal.

The guy is a walking/talking gambler's fallacy. These guys who think they can keep winning small amounts by betting much larger amounts and just keep doing it day in and day out and it will never catch up to them....hilarious.

It's fun to watch because even after losing at everything he touches he still has this supreme confidence about himself. Not sure where it comes from. He is an average looking guy, with an average wife, a child who is suffering because of their below average intelligence. Yet he can't possibly be more in love with himself. I truly hope he is simply playing a character. His channel is actually doing pretty well with over 16k subs. Even though some won't want to admit it, he has made some impressive gains in the gym. Whether it's steroid use or genetics.

Chrissy The Kool Aid Man or Marky Mark in the Funky Bunch or whatever you’re calling yourself now…Señor Titties, you’re just a stupid ignorant cunt.



You don’t know sports. You don’t know gambling. You’re good at nothing except for sucking massive amounts of cock and loads of jizz when your Stacy isn’t around. I know you miss your gloryhole days at the Bellagio with Derek and licking those John’s ass cracks in the MGM and Gold Coast parking lots. Don’t quit your day job or whatever you call yourself doing these days, Chrissy Bottoms.



No wonder Bubs is such a lost cause.

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Originally Posted by crudebar

The guy is a walking/talking gambler's fallacy. These guys who think they can keep winning small amounts by betting much larger amounts and just keep doing it day in and day out and it will never catch up to them....hilarious.

It's fun to watch because even after losing at everything he touches he still has this supreme confidence about himself. Not sure where it comes from. He is an average looking guy, with an average wife, a child who is suffering because of their below average intelligence. Yet he can't possibly be more in love with himself. I truly hope he is simply playing a character. His channel is actually doing pretty well with over 16k subs. Even though some won't want to admit it, he has made some impressive gains in the gym. Whether it's steroid use or genetics.

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I'm pretty sure Christopher is just a broke actor Druff found on fiverr.

Ughhh.

Morgenstern live streamed last night lol. KD you’re an idiot, once again.

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

Speaking of Gotti, the so called MorGangster aka Mike Morgenstern is apparently dead after committing suicide. Of course Davis is rejoicing over it. He even used my fake avatar of Abraham Washington and a fan thinking it’s me! Lol, what a buffoon!! Try harder Ronald!!

https://youtu.be/LFlPqt2Z8c4



Here’s confirmation on his official Facebook page…




Guess he got what was coming to him or was possibly facing more jail time and took the coward’s way out. Either way, one less scammer on this Earth!

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Well this could be interesting

Chrissy despite getting burned by the Padres last night still bragging that he turned $100 into $2000. Of course he claims he withdrew down to $1000 now so who knows how much he really lost back yesterday. Plus we saw the account already at $500 last Sunday. So who knows if it was ever truly $100 to start.

All that said…even if he did start at $100 one good week does not prove ability to do it consistently. I went to Atlantic City two weeks ago, bought in at the first table for $300 (even though I had a lot more with me) and won money from that point onwards at nearly every table I sat at. Wound up heading hone up over 3K. So does this mean I turned $300 into $3000 and therefore I’m the GOAT? Of course not. But Chrissy will soon be selling membership into the inter circle again (already told people yesterday to join even though only two weeks ago he claimed that was closed forever). Hard to believe people still fall for this garbage.

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Originally Posted by TheRivers

Chrissy despite getting burned by the Padres last night still bragging that he turned $100 into $2000. Of course he claims he withdrew down to $1000 now so who knows how much he really lost back yesterday. Plus we saw the account already at $500 last Sunday. So who knows if it was ever truly $100 to start.

All that said…even if he did start at $100 one good week does not prove ability to do it consistently. I went to Atlantic City two weeks ago, bought in at the first table for $300 (even though I had a lot more with me) and won money from that point onwards at nearly every table I sat at. Wound up heading hone up over 3K. So does this mean I turned $300 into $3000 and therefore I’m the GOAT? Of course not. But Chrissy will soon be selling membership into the inter circle again (already told people yesterday to join even though only two weeks ago he claimed that was closed forever). Hard to believe people still fall for this garbage.

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Haha. Was there anyone else out there hoping the Padres would lose last night? Their moneyline odds were -260. That’s what Chrissy gets for attaching one team to every parlay.

Another pointless and stupid video by this dickless stay at home non binary mom man with the Bitch Tits…I’m not posting the link and helping him get more views. You didn’t turn $100 to 2k in a week. Stop lying.



Also…these commenters can not be serious about what they are saying either. I think those with lobotomies are the ones watching this crap and drinking the Kool Aid.



When will this end?

"When will it end?"

-- probably when the marks realise losing 12 games in 1 day is not profitable.

Surely some of them are also questioning if he could be winning big on baccarat and roulette, why does he stop with a simple "I engineered a win by playing 1 hand of baccarat that no one saw, and it added $40"

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Originally Posted by DavidDough

Morgenstern live streamed last night lol. KD you’re an idiot, once again.

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There’s something weird going on with this Morgenstern “suicide” thing. He’s on live right now on YouTube. He gave me a shout out along with some other names on the live chat, so I know he’s on there live. But someone asked what was going on with him in the chat and said they were glad it wasn’t true that he was dead and the comment was deleted immediately. Now YTSE is responding to comments in his MM demise video about mental illness and wait until you know the full story, etc.

Poor Chrissy Bottoms…



He didn’t believe in Covid-19 quarantines but he’s on the Tuna Quarantine & Lockdown. Skank is keeping the streets of Vegas safe from her in the closet delusional prop husband. I guess she was really fed up with the late night creeps at the casino parking lots and that restroom near the Mayfair Supper Club at the Bellagio. How would a wife feel if their husband came home at 3am smelling like sweaty balls and semen breath? Hmmmm…



Where’s that Resort World video Mr. Señor Titties? Why were you not there at the Grand Opening with the rest of celebrities?? Our buddy Dan Druff was able to visit but you didn’t? I thought you were a millionaire balling out of control, Christopher. Oh yeah…the Cooch has you on house arrest. Plus, real millionaires don’t sit at home and make petty bets on illegitimate online websites and asinine and rude comments about the working class. Fucking bitch ass loser.



As usual…Chrissy Bottoms aka The Real Hebrew Slave of Summerlin backs down from challenges and is all talk. So pathetic and embarrassing. Have fun shacking up with that Skank’s dried up tuna fish vagina.

Now here’s a career they can both make real money from. ��

https://youtu.be/EE1xD65ONZE

https://youtu.be/QzzD5DwgqfY

More lies today from Chrissy Bottoms…



How can you go from dissing the Martingale to endorsing it again? He’s truly showing some real bipolar and DSM-5 mental disorders. His subscribers can’t pick up the tall tales that Charlie Brown is spewing? They all need a reality check and a smack upside their brainless heads.



What a delusional sociopath…

As a professional gambler, is he paying taxes?

you shall need his SS# to report him.... gd lk.

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Originally Posted by zealanddonk

As a professional gambler, is he paying taxes?

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He doesn’t need to pay taxes if he’s a net gambling loser, which we can safely assume he is. He needs to be paying taxes on his modest YouTube earnings and on his scamming income/“consulting” fees/inner circle jerks membership fees. He would also need to pay taxes on his immense Bitcoin/crypto trading income, and his Colt Studios royalties.

This has to be his dumbest strategy to date. Sit around until the same column hits two times in a row and then start martingaling up to three times on the other two columns. Because…the same column isn’t going to hit five times in a row (even though from the point you jump in it only has to hit three times in a row). I mean…that’ll never ever ever happen. Will it?

So much for the trend being your friend.

https://youtu.be/IjlojhKyscs

Well, everyone can let him know how dumb he is… he is live right now!!!

https://youtu.be/zefZP0_SREQ

Looks like he got cold feet 10 minutes in and gave up when nobody was asking prices for his bullshit! Oh well, next time then!

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

Well, everyone can let him know how dumb he is… he is live right now!!!

https://youtu.be/zefZP0_SREQ

Looks like he got cold feet 10 minutes in and gave up when nobody was asking prices for his bullshit! Oh well, next time then!

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Which gym is this?

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Originally Posted by TheRivers

This has to be his dumbest strategy to date. Sit around until the same column hits two times in a row and then start martingaling up to three times on the other two columns. Because…the same column isn’t going to hit five times in a row (even though from the point you jump in it only has to hit three times in a row). I mean…that’ll never ever ever happen. Will it?

So much for the trend being your friend.

https://youtu.be/IjlojhKyscs

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Speaking of Martingale...

Below is a screenshot from yesterday’s video. 3 separate people all admitting going BUSTO on either an 8 step or 9 step Marty. This is just 3 out of who knows how many brain dead people that took this Buffoons advice. This is why Chrissy and his followers are BROKE.

Folks, a 9 step Martingale with a starting base bet of $25 is $12,775 all in. Lose bet #9 and your out $12,775.
A 9 step Martingale with a starting base bet of $100 is $51,100. Lose bet #9 and your out over $50k.
No wonder Chrissy stopped promoting baccarat. What a Donkey.













Chrissys and Stacys unemployment ends the first week of September. I’m not sure what these scamming low life leaches plan to do after that.

There is a “CHRISTOPHER P. MITCHELL” that got a government PPP loan out of Ohio. Less than 60
Minutes from Columbus. You can see all the recipients for the PPP loans online. Not sure at this time if it’s Chrissy, but looking into it.

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There is a “CHRISTOPHER P. MITCHELL” that got a government PPP loan out of Ohio. Less than 60
Minutes from Columbus. You can see all the recipients for the PPP loans online. Not sure at this time if it’s Chrissy, but looking into it.

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Yes, you can look them up here: http://projects.propublica.org/coronavirus/bailouts/

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

Well, everyone can let him know how dumb he is… he is live right now!!!

https://youtu.be/zefZP0_SREQ

Looks like he got cold feet 10 minutes in and gave up when nobody was asking prices for his bullshit! Oh well, next time then!

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Apparently he realized how ubsurd he looked and removed the live video.

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Originally Posted by PositiveVariance

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

Well, everyone can let him know how dumb he is… he is live right now!!!

https://youtu.be/zefZP0_SREQ

Looks like he got cold feet 10 minutes in and gave up when nobody was asking prices for his bullshit! Oh well, next time then!

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Apparently he realized how ubsurd he looked and removed the live video.

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He was embarrassed that he said he was going to do 45 min of cardio and he only got through 10 and he was cramping and breathing heavy like a fat man sprinting to the fridge during a commercial break.

I wish I would have watched that narcissistic out of shape idiot in that gym video earlier this afternoon lol…oh Chrissy. You’re such a retarded fat fuck.



Well…if you guys want to join Chrissy at the gym, I found the address for it. Thank you BWB for steering me in the right direction!
I know Jizzy Chrissy will be glad to have some real friends to spot and workout with!. Plus…he’s there for over 2 hours a day, so you can’t miss him!



Oh Chrissy Bottoms…you just love being on your back don’t you?? Have fun reliving and remaking that trifling Swim Team video.

You’re in the presence of greatness, folks. We have a top 2% earner who rents a condo with rented and USED furniture, leases a car, and can’t withdrawal $2k from his MULTIPLE bank accounts. And the reason he claims “he’s not greedy and doesn’t need to play large bets” is because he doesn’t have the funds to do so. People with a limited amount of intelligence can see right through his bullshit. He really pats himself on the back today. Get ready for some GOAT talk today, folks. Enjoy another LIVE “recorded” gambling session.

#AllCasinosCheat

***SPOILER ALERT: He never gives a new strategy. Just a bunch of rambling self kudos. For all his hard work he made $9. Yep…$9. Congrats, Chrissy, you can buy a happy meal. ***

https://youtu.be/ukYq2GZR4OI

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You’re in the presence of greatness, folks. We have a top 2% earner who rents a condo with rented and USED furniture, leases a car, and can’t withdrawal $2k from his MULTIPLE bank accounts. And the reason he claims “he’s not greedy and doesn’t need to play large bets” is because he doesn’t have the funds to do so. People with a limited amount of intelligence can see right through his bullshit. He really pats himself on the back today. Get ready for some GOAT talk today, folks. Enjoy another LIVE “recorded” gambling session.

#AllCasinosCheat

***SPOILER ALERT: He never gives a new strategy. Just a bunch of rambling self kudos. For all his hard work he made $9. Yep…$9. Congrats, Chrissy, you can buy a happy meal. ***

https://youtu.be/ukYq2GZR4OI

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Actually, he’s likely not lying about being in the top 2%. If you’re talking globally getting into the top 10% only requires that you have a net work or 93K. Top 2% might be something in the neighborhood of 200K (a lot of poverty-stricken countries that are included in these numbers). We know he and and his wife have scammed an awful lot of people…so it wouldn’t shock me if he’s worth 200%. It just sounds more impressive to him when he says top 2%.

This all said…his strategy is just…pick what you want and martingale as many times as your bankroll will allow for until you win…and then keep doing that progression 200 times per day. Ya know what? Online this likely can work for a while given how small the bets can be. You can Marty 7 or 8 times and be okay. But how boring is that? Who really wants to sit there all day trying to make 50 cents at a time?

He seems to be still selling the inner circle. He’s just not doing it publicly. He gets you to contact him and then makes the pitch. Hopefully not many are falling for it.

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You’re in the presence of greatness, folks. We have a top 2% earner who rents a condo with rented and USED furniture, leases a car, and can’t withdrawal $2k from his MULTIPLE bank accounts. And the reason he claims “he’s not greedy and doesn’t need to play large bets” is because he doesn’t have the funds to do so. People with a limited amount of intelligence can see right through his bullshit. He really pats himself on the back today. Get ready for some GOAT talk today, folks. Enjoy another LIVE “recorded” gambling session.

#AllCasinosCheat

***SPOILER ALERT: He never gives a new strategy. Just a bunch of rambling self kudos. For all his hard work he made $9. Yep…$9. Congrats, Chrissy, you can buy a happy meal. ***

https://youtu.be/ukYq2GZR4OI

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Actually, he’s likely not lying about being in the top 2%. If you’re talking globally getting into the top 10% only requires that you have a net work or 93K. Top 2% might be something in the neighborhood of 200K (a lot of poverty-stricken countries that are included in these numbers). We know he and and his wife have scammed an awful lot of people…so it wouldn’t shock me if he’s worth 200%. It just sounds more impressive to him when he says top 2%.

This all said…his strategy is just…pick what you want and martingale as many times as your bankroll will allow for until you win…and then keep doing that progression 200 times per day. Ya know what? Online this likely can work for a while given how small the bets can be. You can Marty 7 or 8 times and be okay. But how boring is that? Who really wants to sit there all day trying to make 50 cents at a time?

He seems to be still selling the inner circle. He’s just not doing it publicly. He gets you to contact him and then makes the pitch. Hopefully not many are falling for it.

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It wouldn’t surprise me if Chrissy brought in 200k during 2020 from scamming. His issue is he gave it all back gambling. Just from what we know about his earnings from the PDF from the first few months in 2020 as well as “Facebook Group 2.0”’ later in 2020 puts him over 100k in scamming income, so I don’t think 200k total is far off. As far as “Net Worth”, I would bet almost any amount of money he couldn’t show $10k if he sold everything he owned. In today’s video he’s holding up $500. He would show more than that if he had it. As was mentioned above, I believe his rent is due and he needs to make a push for income.

To borrow a quote from Rounders, its noble work that he is doing.

The "all casinos cheat" rant is hilarious if nothing else.

Another favourite, he's been "retired" for 10 years so he can do what he wants. Then he mocks a professional gambler for also working construction.

This is after his rant that he doesnt have greed, ego or pride (well, we know one of those is true).

Just showing $500 now Chrissy….wow. I remember the days when that good old rinky dink Dollar General money counter was in full effect. Lol…I don’t know what’s worse. You scamming thousands and upon thousands from innocent and naive people and losing it all because of your pathetic gambling problems and gay porn habits. Or…you bought fake money from Amazon and put on this facade as if you’re part of this 1% elite rich class of the world. The last time I checked, rich people such as that don’t rent condos or have estranged in laws co-sign for cars. Oh Señor Titties…you just wish you was a Rockefeller or part of the Bilderberg group. You’re not at the meetings in the Bohemian Grove or at Jekyll Island. Nope. You are not. Never will be. You’re a nobody.



Things are really getting tight in that Mitchell household. If you never ever lose, why not just make your own money and not worry about anyone else? Oh yeah…you’re doing God’s work. Really folks…Folks…isn’t this a face you can trust?



I mean seriously. Quick life lesson to anyone new reading this or anyone thinking about even joining that imbecile. If it sounds way too good to true, then it is not 100% true at all. The perfect example of this is Christopher Mitchell. Again…remember this face…



Can’t trust someone that did gay porn and blatantly denies it…



I just can’t with this delusional clown…I can’t wait till Bubs is older to see his father on the internet. He’s going to be so curious and proud. Proud just like his daddy. Guess who is breastfeeding Champers now…transitioning Chrissy or Tuna Cooch…I’m just at a loss of words.

We are all aware that Chrissy is mentally retarded, but what in the hell is that a tattoo of on his arm? Looks like some jailhouse artwork. If you look at the picture above (The picture Elmo posted where he is lying down) from a distance it looks like a ribbon made into a bow, that would go on a gift.

Seriously, it looks like an action figure with catalytic converters/Mufflers for it’s arms. I hope he didn’t actually pay money for it. I think this is proof of his full blown mental retardation. Do you just wake up one day and say, “I’m going to get the stupidest tattoo in history?” He decides to get one tattoo on his entire body, and he gets this? The best thing he ever did was cover it up. Good thing it will be forever memorialized here on this forum for Champers and everyone else to see what a full blown Buffoon he is.








EDIT: I honestly had no idea what the hell this was until I saw it more clear. Lifting barbells. Still stupid AF.








THE REAL REASON CHRISSY HITS THE GYM DAILY....

Just another takeaway from the video and other past videos. You think Chrissy has OCD for cleanliness?? Whenever we see the “Mitchell’s “ at the rented Condo, there’s nothing in disarray! Not a dirty dish in the sink, wet paper towel or old Monster can on the counter top, a toy on the floor or a piece of clothing laying around!



I’m sure he probably stages the background before filming, but you’d think if this was a normal “family” there would be a hint of chaos or day to day living in that place. Even his car is spotless, which sorta makes sense seeing as he doesn’t fully own it!! But not even a blanket or pillow in the back for the kid?

But it would indicate he has severe OCD among other things and probably won’t bode well for that kid growing up.

I think I may have found a diagnosis for the “Tuna Cooch”...

Stacy, I will save you a trip to the OBGYN.

There is something called “KETO CROTCH”
Yes, this is an actual side effect women are having from the Keto diet. All that stuff the 2 of them eat. Cat food breakfast and all.

“Vaginas start to emit an intense odor after going on the diet.”
“It smells like a mix between urine and a discharge.”
“The diet alters the PH of the vagina causing it to be more alkaline and allowing an overgrowth of bacteria.”









LOOKS LIKE STACY TURNED TO REDDIT TO FIND ANSWERS regarding her “Vajayjay”...





Yes Stacy, “Happy thoughts During squats” LOL

Hurry up guys. The next opportunity of a lifetime only lasts tor 24 hours.

Remember when he said he was rich and didn’t need to sell services anymore? Now it’s just $350 to get in and $100 if you’ve been in there before. How could anyone pass that up…unless they have a brain?

https://youtu.be/BrQTIOVsZhM