This might be the best answer to a question I have ever heard:
remember kids: don't take off brand dick pills
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This might be the best answer to a question I have ever heard:
remember kids: don't take off brand dick pills
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Originally Posted by Shizzmoney
what a fucking dirtbag.
Take them dick pills regularly at his age and wtf knows if he can get it up at all in 15 years. No one knows the long term cons of staying on dick pills for a decade starting as young as Jones is.
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Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker
he was never on dickpills, he was juicing.
Well yeah obv he was juicing but took the dick pills as well to cover it up. He said he loves those pills and is sticking to that story tho.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatineQuote:
Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker
he was never on dickpills, he was juicing.
All people like myself can hope for is Jones looks like shit like he did vs OSP otherwise he will take care of the aging Cormier. I was once a Jones fan before any this shit went down but felt he was a disgrace after bailing on hitting that pregnant woman and even more after his failed drug test. It's such a shame too but fuck that guy and I will be tuning in hoping by chance he loses.
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Originally Posted by BeerAndPokerWell yeah obv he was juicing but took the dick pills as well to cover it up. He said he loves those pills and is sticking to that story tho.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
All people like myself can hope for is Jones looks like shit like he did vs OSP otherwise he will take care of the aging Cormier. I was once a Jones fan before any this shit went down but felt he was a disgrace after bailing on hitting that pregnant woman and even more after his failed drug test. It's such a shame too but fuck that guy and I will be tuning in hoping by chance he loses.
jones is going to piece up cormier with total impunity.
his weigh-in... thats going to be another story i expect...
also 50/50 chance he injures himself and retires before the fight.
GL all.
i went the other way on all those except stiopic.
i do think its interesting that alvarez is a slight dog to poirier, poirier strikes me as someone who peaked and alvarez didnt get the belt by accident. maybe poirier just shows up hungry and mugs alvarez but honestly i think a lot of people are forgetting that just because conor made him look bad, does not necessarily mean he is bad.
I can't see JDS beating Stipe but we will see.
MMA betting 101 on here is just waiting for lloyd to post his reverse lock.
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Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker
i cant either, stiopic was where the lions share of my action went.
also serious question how much would you charge me to ban lloyd?
You guys are so wrong when it comes to Stipe. He has had a easy road and it will show against JDS.
against prime jds, ok.. but jds has looked Fucking Atrocious for a minute.Quote:
Originally Posted by OSA
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Originally Posted by OSA
Junior couldn't finish Stipe while he was in his prime. Should not make it to a decision this time and Stipe is more likely to stop him. Just my 2 cents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=damAR771hok
im not counting jds out, any accomplished hw has the potential to starch any other hw and jds knows his job better than most, but really... a lot of fighters looked like kitten shit after the new roid testing policies, and stiopic was not among them.
I think we all should all pool our money and get Druff a subway giftcard to do it.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
JDS never been the same since he got ROCKED twice by Cain. Each one of them fights took two years off his career.Quote:
Originally Posted by OSA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aakxOwVPfsQ
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!
"I had 2 great weekends, cocaine 1 weekend, your ass the next!"- Jon Jones
I love the nigga shit, they sold me that fight already.
Yea i don't know why Alvarez is a dog, poirier got knocked out 2 fights ago, maybe because Alvarez isn't necessarily a "brawler"?. I might unload a hundo on Alvarez if the line gets better, i don't see Alvarez making the mistake of trading blows with Poirier, i think he learned his lesson with Conner and knows what he's good at.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
4/30/17 4:14pm $7.60 $229.31 Pending 4 Team Parlay
Pending 5/13/17 11:59pm MMA Props Fighting 1004 Fight won’t go 5 round distance -325* vs Dos Santos / Miocic goes 5 rd distance
Pending 5/13/17 11:00pm MMA Props Fighting 1231 Maia wins by submission +155* vs Any other result
Pending 5/13/17 10:30pm MMA Props Fighting 1311 Edgar wins by 3 round decision +128* vs Not Edgar by 3 round decision
Pending 5/13/17 9:30pm MMA Props Fighting 1511 Alvarez wins by 3 round decision +310* vs Not Alvarez by 3 round decision
4/27/17 10:52pm $18.25 $389.45 Pending 5 Team Parlay
Pending 5/13/17 11:59pm UFC Fighting 1002 Stipe Miocic -120* vs Junior dos Santos
Pending 5/13/17 11:30pm UFC Fighting 1102 Joanna Jedrzejczyk -150* vs Jessica Andrade
Pending 5/13/17 11:00pm UFC Fighting 1202 Demian Maia +120* vs Jorge Masvidal
Pending 5/13/17 10:30pm UFC Fighting 1302 Frankie Edgar -135* vs Yair Rodriguez
Pending 5/13/17 9:30pm UFC Fighting 1502 Eddie Alvarez -110* vs Dustin Poirier
4/23/17 6:37pm $50.00 $901.17 Pending 6 Team Parlay
Pending 5/13/17 11:59pm UFC Fighting 1002 Stipe Miocic -165* vs Junior dos Santos
Pending 5/13/17 11:31pm UFC Fighting 1102 Joanna Jedrzejczyk -170* vs Jessica Andrade
Pending 5/13/17 11:01pm UFC Fighting 1202 Demian Maia -120* vs Jorge Masvidal
Pending 5/13/17 10:31pm UFC Fighting 1502 Eddie Alvarez -115* vs Dustin Poirier
Pending 5/13/17 10:01pm UFC Fighting 1302 Frankie Edgar -155* vs Yair Rodriguez
Cancelled 5/13/17 9:31pm UFC Fighting 9999 Henry Cejudo -310* vs Sergio Pettis
I have some other straight action plus some hedge stuff but these are my hail mary's.
If I had to pick a weak spot in these, it's definitely Maia, because this could be one of those Maia starts slow / Jorge starts fasts and Maia just gets caught and goes down situations like reaaaaally easily.
Masvidal is maybe the slowest starter in the weightclass, IMO.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
Maia best value by far on this card, and I love Jorge.
more like Day Limper HAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa
welcome to toughman
Diaz >McGregor/thread
Can someone parlay these for me and ill venmo or something?
25 on JDS, Joanna, Alvarez, and Maia.
late moneys on stipe and maia.
eddie does not look equipped to win rounds.
if im going to lose parlays, let it be on the first fight i guess.
this is not the fighter who crushed RDA.
OH MY FUCKING GOD LOL
WOW WHAT A FUCKING FIGHT.
Im not going to lie, fight should have been over before 1 1/2.
i cant imagine my parlays are live with a NC but weirder has happened..
like in any other state, eddie won that fight lol.
this fuckin sport man.
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Originally Posted by sonatine
holy shit the fight is logged as cancelled and my parlays are live.
PRAISE CROM
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Originally Posted by MintjewlipsQuote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/at...0&d=1494726939
Fuck, how the fuck does 5dimes cancel the over/under???
Ugh, i guess it could be worse, i for sure thought it was going to be stopped at 2:45 in the second round.
Cancelled 5/13/17 9:30pm MMA Props Fighting 1511 Alvarez wins by 3 round decision +310* vs Not Alvarez by 3 round decision
http://i.imgur.com/Y2Ij99T.jpg
Super real chance 5dimes just changes their mind and marks all these parlays as L's. Ive seen them fuck up wagers being graded and just straight take the money back the next day.
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Originally Posted by sonatine
THANK GOD FOR PFA!
Finally that shitty fight is over.
BROOKLYN STAND UP!!!!!!
BOTTLES OF HENNY, REMY MARTIN, AND ABSOLUT $200 DOLLARS ALL NIGHT!!!!!