And FOLKS this is today’s session win:
And here is my buy-in:
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And FOLKS this is today’s session win:
And here is my buy-in:
In today’s video he says he won $5 LOL. Probably another case of him not being able to do simple math. Making a video saying you won five bucks, And calling yourself “The GOAT”? Then calling your son baby Goat or Goat Jr.?? The kid can’t even say 2 words. Chrissy, You need to stop making videos and get the kid help. He will see your videos one day. Your embarrassing. I guess a dude that spreads his ass hole wide open on camera to make a few Hundred, lost any ounce of dignity he had long time ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
Also if he did win $15 bucks, I saw a banner outside my local McDonald’s, saying they are starting at $15 per hour. That is about what your worth Chrissy. Just Over Broke.
Also Chrissy, Tuna Coochie Stacy is going to leave your ass someday. Champers will end up seeing these videos. You won’t even be able to defend yourself by making up stupid lies since Stacy will have full time custody of Chompers. The videos are here on YouTube to stay. Wide open ass cheeks in all
Just finished another session. With Chrissy Bottom’s GOAT gobbling blackjack strategy I would have ended up with pocket lint. With basic strategy from the Wizard of Odds and with positive variance smiling on me, in one shoe I turned the win above into:
Cheers!
Nice win.Quote:
Originally Posted by UtahDroneJust finished another session. With Chrissy Bottom’s GOAT gobbling blackjack strategy I would have ended up with pocket lint. With basic strategy from the Wizard of Odds and with positive variance smiling on me, in one shoe I turned the win above into:
Cheers!
The funny thing is Chrissy wouldn’t be able to show us 5% of that amount on camera.
Come on Chrissy, just 5% of $179,500 = $8,975
Show us 9k Chrissy! (Your probably can’t show us 2% of that amount)
You say your the GOAT, let’s see it.
It wouldn’t surprise me if Chrissy tries to steal this image and use it as his own.
Nice win!!! Chrissy dick is salivating at this much money. He only wishes he could win a quarter of this. Best he can do is his $5 win while risking over $1k. Great money management, Chrissy.Quote:
Originally Posted by UtahDroneAnd FOLKS this is today’s session win:
And here is my buy-in:
4 wins and 13 losses if my math is correct. Should be another losing night for our little Einstein. The Rays losing was glorious since he placed 9 parlays that included them. Well done, Chrissy. Can’t wait to hear his excuses or the secret bets he placed that he didn’t tell us about.
Cheers Chrissy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_asNhzXq72w
Sounds like he's confused "Once you win 1 game in a series you stop" with "You only need to win 1 game in a parlay to make a profit".Quote:
Originally Posted by RMS9
So…by my numbers…in terms of parlays we have now seen on camera…
He went 3 for 4 in one video
He went 5 for 20 in another video
He went 4 for 10 in a third video
He went what I believe is 4 for 14 yesterday (might have been 4 for 15 if he included a specific parlay of Tampa/SF…though I think he said he only paired them up with each of the other 7 teams.
Overall this has translated to him being close to even thanks to getting lucky with a couple of those 3 team parlays early on. But still you’re talking an overall bet record of 16 of 48. That’s a .333 winning percentage. Not exactly a sports sharp we are dealing with here.
And even if he did straight bets on all 9 teams from yesterday (which I’m sure he will tell us he did) that’s still only 5 for 9…and since these were I think all favorites he still takes a loss thanks to the VIG
It’s great to see him lose. I just wonder how long he will continue to do the parlays. He forgets he is a Scammer not a winning sports better.
His .333 winning percentage is actually not all that bad.
True odds on a 2 team parlay are .274, a 3 team parlay is .144. The problem is that he is picking heavy favorites which naturally will greatly increase his winning percentage, but the payout is much less. Like when he bets $25 on a 2 teamer to win 30 something bucks.
Hopefully with this record breaking Vegas heat he keeps the Tuna Cooch indoors. Or better yet , lock her in a closet.
Alright, who made this ???
https://instagram.com/bobhesleyjr?utm_medium=copy_link
Might I suggest adding this photo of Chia Head Chrissy???
Or you can add this from the latest Losing video… I call it Constipated Chrissy!
This loony tune bastard will just say anything to say he never loses…
Seńor Titties has to understand,Quote:
Originally Posted by Elmo
WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY YOU WON IN ROULETTE. You will lose there using your long ago disproven strategies (all negative, no matter how close your numbers are to each other in the roulette wheel).
You can beat sports if you can beat the juice. So far you're not. We only care about the shown bets.
So, you're going to need more suckas to scam if you want to feed the lady and child if you're actually gonna -EV gamble like you have been at sports lately. Enjoy it, cuz the Missus will be cutting you off from sports gamboooling soon, don't-a-worry, it's obvious you're just "hoping" to luck into some wins with the sports so you can do it for a while. There probably will be a period where you win for a while. But, yeah, you have no skill so, give it up before Stacy adds sports to non-permissible games you can play.
Face it, Chris, we're right. You're a scammer, and not even a scammer and a pro EV. Your accidental comedy routine and crass maximum monetization on Youtube is the only reason you will enjoy $6k a year there too (while it lasts). We're doing our part to limit your scam income. It'll get harder now that there's less left from the glory days of 2019-2020 scamming, where you did earn a bunch by being an asshole scammer and no one was tearing your scams apart daily.
Don’t watch this video…you won’t able to get this time back ever again.
Wow…This cunt has bigger tits than than Tuna Coochie.
I guess times are that hard to point he has breastfeed Bubs now. Shame…Gynecomastia is really in full effect with Chrissy Bottoms.
I wonder what the status is with Chrissy and strip casinos. How many are left which haven't banned him? How many are left which haven't at least told him to stop filming there?
Really looks like he's worn out his welcome. Funny enough, as I mentioned before, I think he got banned from Venetian because of a concern about money laundering, even though that's not what he was doing.
"I swear, guys, I just like feeling rich! That's why I buy in for $5k, play $25/hand for a few minutes, and cash out! I swear! I grew up poor and this is how I feel like somebody!"
"Yeah we don't believe you, Charlie Brown. Get the fuck outta here!"
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/pe...own_crying.jpg
And yet again today we are reminded that playing for five minutes, getting one win, then coming back a few minutes later and doing the same thing is not the same as playing for 10 minutes straight. Only in the world of Chrissy.
Funny thing is…he claims to have turned $100 into $615 by doing this over the course of day getting one $10-$15 win and then taking a break each time. So let’s think about that for a second. If each “session” only lasts 5 minutes and then he takes a 10 minute break between “sessions” that means 15 minutes pass by between each win. So in order to gain $500 betting $15 at a time you’d need about 34 sessions. So…34 times 15 is 510 minutes. That’s over 8 hours of elapsed time.
What was that again about not needing a 9 to 5 job?
Just saw Chrissy’s exercise video. Senor Titties does indeed have huge titties. Cant unsee that. Damage done. First time post. From UK. I laughed so hard at his attempts to do push ups I had tears in my eyes.
Great work guys. Continue until Chrissy Bottoms is banned from YT
More cringe worthy bullshit today about his “Gambling Life”. But it’s all recycled bullshit from a year ago. Only this time it looks more like a hostage video. He even sticks Tuna Kooch in front of the camera and is probably lurking close by coaching her on what to say!
How do you know these deadbeats are lying? The lizard tongue always rears its ugly head!
Not sure where all this is leading. So far he’s kept to his word about not trying to sell anything. He hinted at selling sports picks but is no longer pushing the inner circle (for now anyway)Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorMore cringe worthy bullshit today about his “Gambling Life”. But it’s all recycled bullshit from a year ago. Only this time it looks more like a hostage video. He even sticks Tuna Kooch in front of the camera and is probably lurking close by coaching her on what to say!
How do you know these deadbeats are lying? The lizard tongue always rears its ugly head!
I just have a quick question…do you guys think that Chrissy is really making those kinds of gains in the gym?? I was looking at some of last screen shots of his videos and I just feel as though he’s applying photoshop to make it seems like he’s getting so muscular. He just looks off in all aspects…He struggles to even do push ups and even complete sets at the gym. Unless he’s really using anabolic steroids or weight gain 2000 or something along those lines, there’s no possible way for him to look like that. Plus, do you think he’s buying Wal-Mart that are one or two sizes smaller to give that impression that he’s becoming a wannabe bodybuilder again.
I know he’s probably reading this and getting roid rage as we speak…but hey…it’s your own wrongdoings that got you in the spotlight. I’m ready for your passive aggressive remarks in the lame ass videos you make about myself and the good people in the Thread. You should be focusing on getting that speech and developmental specialist for that delayed son of yours. Maybe some good old Summer Eve for that Skank of yours.
By the way…that picture of Tuna Cooch is atrocious.
So gross…Anyone who was inside that mouth, crotch or asshole should be ashamed.
I agree with this and I also think that he just can’t Vlog in a lot of crowded areas without being hassled. The gambling community is small and Las Vegas is a much smaller town than people think. Especially when you are talking about the heart of the strip.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
A lot of readers & posters on this thread will spend time at the Bellagio. Most poker players enjoy playing there when they are in Vegas. I know the Wynn/Encore has really picked up, but that place is not for Chrissy anyways. BWB pointed out in a Vlog way back in California that Chrissy vlogs extremely early so there are no crowds.
With Vegas reopening (God I miss you Vegas) and the crowds back, there is no such thing as being early enough to beat the crowds around the Bellagio/Cosmo/Aria. There is always going to be a crowd there and on most places on the strip. Chrissy in his clown suit with the selfie stick, someone who follows this shit is bound to recognize and heckle him.
The Venetian/Palazzo seemed to be his final refuge as far as the strip goes. Chrissy probably thought he could buyin at the Palazzo and then cashout at the Venetian and no one would hassle him. But ever since complaining in that Vlog, he hasn’t been back.
When you add up actually being trespassed, not being allowed to film, being heckled, low funds, etc, Chrissy for sure is limited in what he can do. His online affiliate scam is really what he leans on now. Even for that he is venturing dangerously close to the third rail because of YouTube’s stance on Online Gambling.
Whoever said scamming is easy?
I'm not a confrontational person by nature but I honestly don't think I'd be able to resist the urge to heckle him if I saw him on the strip. I'd take out my phone, put it in his face and start yelling "It's Christopher Mitchell! The GOAT! The Baccarat King! I can't believe it. Can I get an autograph"?Quote:
Originally Posted by JeffDime
I'd love to see someone do this and put it on Youtube.
The "My life as a pro gambler" video is probably mostly true in the first half -- the depressing part about losing Stacy's savings and running up their credit cards as Chrissy lost every day. The parts about the fights, and the ire of Stacy's family.
Of course, the second half about how great everything turned out was BS. In reality, after a lucky streak which got eaten by variance, Chrissy resorted to scamming in order to keep consistent money rolling in. The pandemic checks helped, as did Stacy's Daddy co-signing for a car.
And in other news…Bitcoin has fallen below 30,000 today. Remember when Chrissy was leverage trading it at 57,000? Wonder how much money the inter circle folks lost there. Even if you did make the right choices for the leverage trades you were still ending up with Bitcoin (just potentially more of it). If you didn’t then sell it back for US Dollars you were holding a currency that then went into rapid decline.
Hopefully he was ticketed for indecent exposure! Walking around with your Moobs exposed is a crime for fatty McFatso here. He even tries to lick the milk off those things seen here…
He again takes a shot at the construction workers with no apology of his previous video dogging them. He even says he has pity for them! The rest is useless dribble about him being vegan again and buying 10 items from Whole Foods to prove it!
He also martingales online Baccarat and thinks he is so smart for playing against an 8 hand banker streak! He loses three before luckily winning the 4th hand. He then immediately stops betting only for Player to be dealt a Natural 9 !! Which makes him look even more idiotic !!
Mr Rivers , don’t ever forget the great advice Chrissy received from his mystery millionaire guru.
Find our what everyone else is doing and do the opposite.
What I am going to share with all you good 😊 Folks is billion dollar 💵 advice , find out what CHRISSY is doing and do the exact opposite 👍
And once again he shows how foolish he is….9 parlays and all contain the Astros. All eggs in one basket. I will laugh my ass off if the Orioles wind up wining that game. Granted….not an overly likely outcome…but still
I mean….if you’re so confident in Houston then why not just do a straight bet on them? At least there if they win you don’t then have to worry about any other team winning. What a moron…regardless of whether he wins.
Although…it is raining in Baltimore right now…so perhaps all of those bets become straight bets on whoever the other team in the parlay was.
And oh yes….he went there….called himself the greatest sports better of all time….Someone send that clip to the other “greatest sports betters of all time.” The resulting mud slinging would likely be worth the entertainment value alone.
Noticing a trend of his Inner Circle Jerkoffs posting on the YT vids lately after months of nothing from them. In particular Brown Nose Brandon posted on the last 3 and now Pea Brain Pene is back after a long absence! He must be desperate for views and comments so he’s crying to his lackeys again like he did for the Amazon positive reviews. How’s the book tracking still in the top 7 billionth percentile?!?
Chrissy actually does the Jesus pose to open his lame video today while wearing a hooded robe he stole from Caesars. Not a good look for this so-called Christian…
Chrissy is the most “self proclaimed” famous person I’ve ever met. He can’t even go out on the Vegas strip without some random person approaching him to suck his dick (according to him) on how wonderful he is and how wonderful his 3rd grade level YouTube videos are. If only I can be so lucky to one day run into him and his whore of wife and mentally challenged kiddo. I would be so blessed.Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorNoticing a trend of his Inner Circle Jerkoffs posting on the YT vids lately after months of nothing from them. In particular Brown Nose Brandon posted on the last 3 and now Pea Brain Pene is back after a long absence! He must be desperate for views and comments so he’s crying to his lackeys again like he did for the Amazon positive reviews. How’s the book tracking still in the top 7 billionth percentile?!?
Chrissy actually does the Jesus pose to open his lame video today while wearing a hooded robe he stole from Caesars. Not a good look for this so-called Christian…
Chrissy, quit pumping yourself up and go get your kid the therapy he needs. He’s under-developed for his age as he can’t even babble a single word. Or are you keeping him quiet on purpose so he can’t rat you and that old witch out? That would make sense.
Got a chuckle out of these gems from the Scamming Shithead Mitchell’s….
Did he buy the suit from Lou Ferrigno? Wonder how come he wasn’t scamming Bitcoin then? Also, he photoshopped himself in front of a board room …LoL!!!
He looks like he’s part of Gotti’s crew with that photo shopped boardroom picture. And who the fuck wears a white belt with a suit? This guy is completely clueless on all fronts of social acceptance. Absolute moron!Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorGot a chuckle out of these gems from the Scamming Shithead Mitchell’s….
Did he buy the suit from Lou Ferrigno? Wonder how come he wasn’t scamming Bitcoin then? Also, he photoshopped himself in front of a board room …LoL!!!
Speaking of Gotti, the so called MorGangster aka Mike Morgenstern is apparently dead after committing suicide. Of course Davis is rejoicing over it. He even used my fake avatar of Abraham Washington and a fan thinking it’s me! Lol, what a buffoon!! Try harder Ronald!!
https://youtu.be/LFlPqt2Z8c4
Here’s confirmation on his official Facebook page…
Guess he got what was coming to him or was possibly facing more jail time and took the coward’s way out. Either way, one less scammer on this Earth!
I would lean towards the info of Morgenstern being dead likely to be true. I mainly say this because I do not believe KD is going to take the risk of having egg on his face twice in 2 months, the 1st time being the claim that he got Chrissys channel terminated via the letter to YouTube investigations.
It’s really not that difficult to find out if he is dead since we know first and last name along with his location. The privacy laws are different in every state. First just call and ask if he’s dead. If it’s a small county where the same person is likely to answer the phone skip that step, and have a female call and say “I haven’t heard from my brother in 5 days, I think something happened to him”. They tell you to hold on. If they come back on and say “we have no record of an incident”, then he’s alive. If they come back and say, “Mam, can I get your phone number and have a detective call you?”. Then you know he’s Dead. Then another call can be made later in the day and make up another story, just to verify. If they won’t tell you directly, you will know by there reaction.
Not going to go hard on someone if he did go but man, his followers have got to be as delusional as Chrissys. Look at these comments especially by this “Joe quicky” character.
Do it!Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
I wish Christopher Mitchell would have died instead…
In all the death talk, we forgot about little Kool Aid Man Chrissy !!
Must be so red after the death of his idol and mentor. Or just too embarrassed to go to a real casino!
No Introduction Needed LOL
Predictable as stink on a monkey. Chrissy is about to start trying to charge for his “professional” sports picks. His handicapping strategies consist of taking the team that’s won a few games in a row and pairing that with all the favorites. Most certainly a long term winning strategy which is fail proof. Check out the 7:54 mark. It’s coming ladies and gentlemen. He’ll be soon charging for his services.
https://youtu.be/-sshpQRH3Xg
So I watched this nonsense all the way through:Quote:
Originally Posted by RMS9
When he claims to have turned $100 into $2400 in 5 (or 6?) days, is he including baccarat or whatever else, or is it purely verifiable sports bets?
I assume its the unprovable version.