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People can pay Chrissy or just follow the Wagering Thread here on PFA. Even a fool like me may chuck out a 50-1 winner from time to time.
Solid guys on that thread that Chrissy isn’t even worthy of shining their shoes.
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Originally Posted by JeffDime
The people that are targets for Chrissy’s Baccarat, Blackjack & Roulette scams are not going to have the same kind of crossover when trying to sell sports picks. While older people that are tired of the grind and want a quick fix may be more inclined to fall for his older scam, the main target for sports touts are young college age men.
When I was in college I remember a bunch of guys paying for picks. This is from inexperience and a lack of knowledge. They start to lose picking their own games and are vulnerable and looking for an answer. They typically find out pretty fast that they are flushing their money down the toilet. Whether that be from the picks losing, other convincing them or a number of other factors.
With sports betting being so prevalent now there is more and more information out there. People are wising up much faster than before. Pro sports bettors can be line exploiters, handicappers, but most are a merger of both. In the long run being on the right side of the line is just as, if not more important than what side of the game you are on. This is lesson 102 for you Chrissy. Looking forward to the video.
I have met touts in my day. I met a guy who really did try to give his clients winners and would sweat the games out. Chrissy is no tout. This shit needs to be in their bones. They speak a special degenerate dialect that is foreign to Chrissy Pie. Most of them are men’s men (No not the kind Chrissy). They know how to relate and talk to mainly men in their early to mid 20’s. Chrissy just isn’t relatable.
Anyone who actually falls for his sports betting scam is honestly pretty hopeless. It doesn’t mean putting out awareness is not important, but my guess the chances of Chrissy becoming El Scorcho is exactly 0.0%.
Heard a Rumor of someone finding a old COLT Studio Pal to go on Radio...wowza..be mind blowing to pay the guy to make a U Tube vid.. this could get good.
Well, the easiest loser in the world to Goad is back! With his picks on a piece of notebook paper!! I guess it’s a step up from the index cards of old. That’s all the proof we need to see he’s a winner folks!! Why bother with a betting slip or even an account history for the last 4 weeks??
Oh, Chrissy, how far you fell from hotel suites to Champer’s future deadbeats!
Funny, so far I think the only bet he has shown us is a single 4-team $25 parlay that he LOST.
Then says he's made $100 one day and $1000 another day so far.
He then states he's the only person to show all his bets BEFORE the games he's bet on.
LOL...his sports bets may be the best entertainment we get from Chrissy!
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His video today was absolute torture to watch. However, it’s the First video in some time that I watched all the way to the end.
I logged his bets. Out of 42 teams, he picked 34 FAVORITES... LOL
The remaining 8 were Underdogs. I added up the payouts on both the favorites and the underdogs. On the 34 Favorites the average payout was -153 LOL. As we know there is no way he can be finding value betting this many favorites. The average payout on the underdogs was only +106.
The good news Chrissy has absolutely no idea what he is doing. Obviously he is trying to put a video together where he has a nice net win. Betting multiple team parlays is the worst way he could have done this. There are a few ways he could greatly increase his odds of winning on a single days picks, but no way I’m going to give him any ideas.
He thinks he is so smart while everyone is laughing at him. He’s an absolute fool.
I can’t even sit through these videos of him yapping non-sense form a Picture in Picture point of view. It’s so boring and mind numbing to watch. It’s kind of like watching the show COPS versus watching Dash Cam footage, the excitement and drama is lost on one stationary camera shot.Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
At least when he was wandering through casinos like an idiot, there was the fun of watching him panic when a security guard approached him or a drunk casino patron ruined his shot and he would get mad! Imagine all the outtakes and B-Roll of that?!?
Maybe he can get his old editor from Colt to do a Blooper Reel as a last ditch effort to make some money? Then again, they probably have plenty of bloopers of him from College Swim Team and Minute Man Big Loads where he couldn’t get up for the part!
If he wouldn’t wear the glasses we could at least laugh at his eyebrows. What fuckin’ guy plucks his eyebrows to make them look penciled in!? He said a long time ago on one of his videos that he’s a pretty boy; because he’s from LA. I don’t recall seeing any Queens with their penciled in eyebrows when I was last in LA.Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorI can’t even sit through these videos of him yapping non-sense form a Picture in Picture point of view. It’s so boring and mind numbing to watch. It’s kind of like watching the show COPS versus watching Dash Cam footage, the excitement and drama is lost on one stationary camera shot.Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
At least when he was wandering through casinos like an idiot, there was the fun of watching him panic when a security guard approached him or a drunk casino patron ruined his shot and he would get mad! Imagine all the outtakes and B-Roll of that?!?
Maybe he can get his old editor from Colt to do a Blooper Reel as a last ditch effort to make some money? Then again, they probably have plenty of bloopers of him from College Swim Team and Minute Man Big Loads where he couldn’t get up for the part!
The GOAT? More like the DONKEY after todays baseball picks.
Going to be a losing night for the DONKEY.
Chrissy try’s to show proof and ends up showing his ass.
I will update the amount when all the games finish.
#DonkeyBottoms
#Donkey4Life
You beat me to it, PV. I’ve been tracking his plays and see he is getting his ass handed to him. I only wish I could book his action. I’d make a fortune off his bone headed, all favorites parlays.Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVarianceThe GOAT? More like the DONKEY after todays baseball picks.
Going to be a losing night for the DONKEY.
I will update the amount when all the games finish.
#DonkeyBottoms
He really lucked out with the Astros.
He had the Astros on 4 different parlays. 3 of them 2 teamers, and one 3 team parlay.
They played Texas Rangers. Rangers were up 2 to 1 going into the bottom of the 9th with 2 outs. Astros hit a Homer to tie it.
Rangers score in top of the 10th making it 3-2 Rangers. Bottom of the 10th Astros load basis and Hit walk off Grand slam. If Astros would have lost, it would have cost him an another approx $190.
Either way it’s a bad night for Chrissy.
Edit: The $190 would be $135, on one of the 2 team parlays the Padres lost as well, making the outcome of the Astros insignificant.
Chrissy, bottoming and $190 a night seems to be a constant theme around here.Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
Remember, you only need to win 1 game in a series and then stop betting that series to be a big time winner.Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVarianceThe GOAT? More like the DONKEY after todays baseball picks.
Going to be a losing night for the DONKEY.
Chrissy try’s to show proof and ends up showing his ass.
I will update the amount when all the games finish.
#DonkeyBottoms
#Donkey4Life
Maybe others can verify but this is what I came up with.
Total of 15 two team parlays, and 4 three team parlays.
He went 4/15 on the 2 team parlays
He went 1/4 on the 3 team parlays.
Won a total of approx $411 for a losing night. Does this look correct?
He says he placed $500 in wagers. I counted $475, unless I missed something.
The Dodgers won, which helped him win one of his 3 team parlays for a total payout of $136. Then also he had the Dodgers on a 2 team parlay.
The Astros and Dodgers really helped him tonight. If both these teams didn’t pull it out he would have lost close to $400 tonight.
Chrissy, how do you put this loss on the total for your coloring book for today’s entry?
Percentage wise, it sets you back 5 days or so.
By the way, you haven’t mentioned the coloring piggy book in some time. I think I know why. The folks in the Inner Circle have lost their asses and are asking you questions. You don’t know what to tell them. See, in the beginning when they lost, let’s say under $100 or so they would take the money out of their wallet and basically “start over” and act like the loss didn’t happen. Replenish themselves on the down low. Now that they would be several months into it the amounts have got much higher, that will no longer work. You failed again Chrissy.
Chrissy, you want to make money from gambling so bad. As well, you want people to believe that you make money from gambling. You are a scammer, period. That’s your bread and butter. Not gambling. You will never be a winning gambler at any game. But you really showed your ass tonight by trying to impress your brain dead followers with your losing picks. Let’s see if you do that again. You are a LOSER at gambling. You are a LOSER in life. That is all you will ever be, a BIG, FAT, L-O-S-E-E-R!!!!
Chrissy, here you are now.
Insect body with donkey head.
I thought the same thing, PV. He said he was wagering $500 but at first glance it appeared as if he played $475. He actually played the Rays/Reds twice in a two teamer. I actually wrote down all his games and noticed he played them twice, I’m assuming by accident. Either way, his end result turned out the same with him losing which absolutely made my night. Chrissy, we’re watching your every step and pick up on all your mistakes, which are plenty. You’ll never amount to anything more than a low-life piece of garbage scammer. You lack the intellect and common sense to amount to anything more. My heart goes out to your poor, mistreated child. Poor kid is never going to have a chance in life with cockroach parents like you and that fat whore.Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
Bingo, that is EXACTLY what happened to the coloring book band. The replenishment didn't even cross their mind as it was just a "small amount". The minute you get to $200 or more, it's a minefield of 3%-or-else to reach $1 milly at that that no one, literally no one can beat using all all these wild strategies except it they are luckier than fuck (you know, kinda like dumping $200 on lottery tickets gets you a $1,000,000 dollar lottery prize if you a luckier than fuck).Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
Coloring book mentality = lottery mentality.
Can we get an agreed upon tally of losses that Chrissy has had for PICKS SHOWN BEFORE PLAY? (update these numbers please)!
1.) Two or three days ago he made the first bet shown before the game was played, $25 on a 4-team parlay, WAGERED: $25, RUNNING TOTAL: $25 RESULT: -$25. RUNNING TOTAL: -$25
2.) Last night, multiple parlays, WAGERED: $500, RUNNING TOTAL: $525 RESULT: - __. RUNNING TOTAL: -___.
Let's now all laugh at how he says he doesn't go to work, his online app picks and forgets them, goes and plays slide-A-roo at the park with his family.
Ah, no. You said you would be transparent, so far all you've done is lose about $200 or 250 I think, of your familia's scam-derived income to your addiction.
You have said you've made $100 and $1000 on two days of betting sports. We're not letting it stand, Mr. Transparency. You're going to be a loser at sports when you show your bets before the games are played over several weeks and months of games played. Of course, you'll stop showing us well in advance of showing a profit. For the obvious reason, "why should we get your brain-trust picks for free"! You're so special, Chrissy. No one can figure you out!
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Uh oh, more picks from a day ago on Notebook paper! Look out Vegas Dave, Cornhole Chrissy is coming for ya!!! He’s also triggered by Dime’s latest vid as he opens with his car sitting in the garage. Guess the repo man missed him again!
Looks like he’s borrowing clothes from Double Jackpot and flexing his Synthol injected stubby little arms again!
Oh man Chrissy was fuming in today’s video about his rookie picks and how he took it up the ass again with his 5-15 record. He addressed Double Jackpot’s request to show the car again. He commented on how we all talk about his scamming ass. He even showed his straight bets like we all asked. Of course they’re all favorites, some of them -200+ at that. Save your time as there’s no need to watch the new video except to get his plays for today. We can watch those blow up in his face tonight. He shares those plays around the 14 min mark. Enjoy!!
https://youtu.be/2xFrA9MRZVI
I watched the first couple minutes of his video today...
He says he is the “GOAT”, and then films his license plate and says, “My license Plate proves it” LOL Well Chrissy, at least we learned what your standard of proof is. Haha
Your keeping that car in the garage of your leased condo since you are aware that the repo man can not enter the garage.
Your massive favorite bets (-200) or more is similar to betting the martingale strategy. You will win frequently for smaller amounts, but eventually get your ass kicked. You did this in all Your gambling bets, then tried it in Bitcoin and lost your bankroll in less than 2 days. Now you are trying it in Sports? When will you learn?
Vegas Dave can claim he won 8 out of 10 which sounds great, but have a net LOSS since he bets massive favorites.
Your still a DONKEY Chrissy.
Order your new license plate now! IMDONKEY or better yet BOTTOMSUP, since you continuously get fucked.
So he “logged into his account’ so we could se the straight bets he made yesterday…..OR DID HE???
Check out what’s in the upper left. This isn’t a login to the account that we are seeing….it is a PHOTO.
Wonder if Chrissy doctored this up.
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Originally Posted by TheRiversSo he “logged into his account’ so we could se the straight bets he made yesterday…..OR DID HE???
Check out what’s in the upper left. This isn’t a login to the account that we are seeing….it is a PHOTO.
Wonder if Chrissy doctored this up.
Nice catch.
Also, I find it very interesting that the picture covered 6/15 to 6/16. WHERE ARE HIS 19 PARLAY BETS? The picks on the above image were from 6:21pm to 6:26pm well AFTER his parlay picks. That image shows all graded wagers from this morning. They should be in there.
His video along with his picks were posted earlier in the day yesterday (6/15). Very Fishy, like his wife’s Coochie.
By only showing a portion of his bets prior to the game it gives him leverage if the ones showed lose, just like what happen yesterday. He can always say “I was a winner as I had these Additional winning bets”. If the “additional” bets lose, he just won’t show them.
By doing this it creates an additional set of wagers that can be considered if needed to put him at a net win.
For example, yesterday he could have easily had a net win on the 19 parlay bets, and a loss on the straight wager money line bets. Do you think he would have shown us the straight wager money line bets if he was profitable on the parlays? ABSOLUTELY NOT.
Chrissy, from here on out if you want any consideration you show all bets prior to the games start time. No pulling additional bets out of your loose ass hole after the bets you showed lost.
Chrissy, everything you think you came up with has already been done by every scumbag scammer before you. You created nothing new.
I am much more familiar with the Pay Per Head (PPH) business than I am with the post-up offshore sites (Betonline, Heritage, 5 Dimes, etc). The times I’ve spent in Costa Rica Betonline had already moved to Panama. I have talked with a lot of guys who work for post-up operations, but their main focus is sales. Getting people to deposit money is basically all they care about. The already have the bettor’s money, so everything else they don’t really give much of a shit about.
PPH is a service that is sold to bookies (agents) where the website is controlled by an offshore operation. They will handle the bets and the accounting for the agents. Agents will pay a negotiated price per person (PPH) that are actively betting with them for the cost of the offshore operation taking care of the lines, bets, customer service etc. Agents will typically have sub agents under them.
The main agent really can do anything. They get test or dummy accounts where the can post fake wagers. This is usually given to the agent as the first account under the domain they have chosen to see how the software works to determine how user friendly it will be for the players. They can also go into any player account and change or cancel a wager. They can essentially do whatever they want.
I don’t know if Betonline gives all their affiliates these test or fake accounts, but I would imagine they are offered under specific circumstances. They may to certain people after they have established a relationship. I don’t know if Chrissy has something like this and I would be inclined to think he would show more winning wagers if he did. But the capacity is there for sure.
Chrissy, for you some info on the Nevada Repo laws. BTW dude no one wants to get their gambling advice from some pumped up meathead. I guess you will have to learn that the hard way.
https://www.freedomlegalteam.com/nev...-need-to-know/
I see the "weightlifter" Tattoo is gone and replaced with some scrawl of Black ink....
Anyone got a spare lazy $1000 to put Chrissy into the WSOP Flip and Go event?
All he has to do is win the first hand and he's guaranteed ITM.
And the idiot shows his stupidity again. He admits that he counts his original wager when calculating his winnings! What a buffoon, he clearly doesn’t know how to cover his losing ways being exposed so now he uses this dipshit logic.
It’s very simple math Chrissy. Your statement is that you have to account the original bet as a win since it “left your account immediately.” Well….$500 left your account immediately. You won $411 of it back. Therefore….you have $89 that never came back. That’s your loss…plain and simple….You can spin it any way your little uneducated mind wants to…but that is what happened here…you lost $89 on your parlay bets
By that same token….on the straight bets….$1000 went out of the account and $1157 came back. Congrats Chrissy, you got this one right (assuming you really did make these bets). You won $157. So for the day you actually won $157 - $89 = $66. Yep…you’re the GOAT alright…risked $1500 to win $66
Well Chrissy, you’re right about something actually…you couldn’t be embarrassed about anything. You showed your loose filthy asshole in a gay movie. Proudly.
I’m 100% certain that Señor Titties masturbates daily to his own disgusting videos and his other colleagues at good old Colt Studios.
And besides…Who the fuck is taking financial advice and jerking off to this Oompa Loompa delusional son a bitch???
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Originally Posted by TheRivers
Good explanation. It boggles my mind why Chrissy can’t understand this. For some reason he wants to take unnecessary steps such as multiplying the number of parlays lost by the amount bet, then subtracting that from the total payout (Amount wagered on winning bets plus amount won). Chrissy, you say you “lost” $375 on 15 parlays that you did not win, this number is correct. You are then subtracting that from $411, the amount you say you won for a $36 profit. Chrissy, this is incorrect because you did not “win” $411. The $411 is your total payout. This amount includes the $125 for your initial bets on the 5 winning parlays. So, doing the math your way you would need to subtract $125 from $411, which is $286 Now you can subtract your $375 which equals $89 (This is your loss)
By doing it this way, you must take 3 extra steps with one step being incorrect (Adding in the initial bet as part of the winnings)
Chrissy I know you only have a 9th grade education, but this isn’t that hard.
As Rivers stated above, you keep track of only 2 numbers. The amount that is wagered (same as amount that leaves Your account), then subtract that from the amount that is deposited back to your account (This is your total payout). This gives you your total loss or winning amount. No need to take extra steps by adding up losses and computing extra incorrect steps.
You scam for a living, I guess it shouldn’t surprise me that you don’t know these things.
I would be willing to bet that Chrissy has done a lot more adult movies than the 3 or 4 that we are aware of. Most of these adult movie actors do hundreds, if not thousands of scenes. I can’t see a guy like Chrissy who is always looking for “A quick buck” just doing a few of these movies. At that period he was in his best shape. Also, many adult actors won’t cross over and do the gay scenes which increases the demand. I would bet even money Chrissy has done at least 20 adult movies.
If he was willing to lie on the Bible on video to try to keep a good image, I really wonder if Stacy was aware of him doing the porno movies prior to her ex husband bringing it up in court?
This is interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by JeffDime
This is a bit off topic but I have seen this same idea but with online slot machines. The customer downloads the app and creates an account. Some of these apps have hundreds of different slot games. Most of the places that offer this are liquor stores. You load your account with cash at the liquor store. If you win, you collect in cash there as well. The liquor store is bankrolling it. If I was a bookie doing this with sports, I would incorporate slots in there as well. I know a degenerate gambler that plays these slots on his phone and loads at the liquor store, he says the store owner has around 100 people that deposit with him. Most liquor stores offer this. The store pays a fee to use the software. Probably sketchy as fuck. There is no advertising as it’s illegal, you either have to have someone send you there or know the owner to where they feel comfortable with giving you an account. I’m sure the edge on these games are massive. Another store owner told him he bought a failing liquor store just to offer these online slot games as more can be made with this than from the sales from the store itself, especially in low income areas. Many of these guys go in daily and deposit $20-$40. The house edge grinds the shit out of the player. Very lucrative for the operator if you don’t get caught. Absolutely horrible for the player.
His 10 parlays from yesterday netted him $15. He went 4-6 but lucked out that one of the four wins paid over $100. So…a $500 risk to win $15. A healthy way to make a living indeed.
Betonline is notorious for including the “stake” in the win or push in their online casino when displaying the outcome of the hand. Tbh, regulated sites do it as well. So if you bet $50 in Blackjack and win, it will say “$100 win”. If you push the hand it will stay “$50 win”. Hell, if you lose $1,000 bet but have a $20 side bet that wins, it will show a graphic that you won, even though you just lost huge.
When I go to the window to place a bet say for $550 to win $500, I know, you all know, anyone with half a brain knows, that if I win I didn’t win the $1050 I get paid. This whole thing is a combination of Chrissy being a numbskull, noob & a scammer. The fucking guy is such a loser, he counts the stake when he wants to inflate his total. It’s 3rd grade arithmetic. Chrissy is a dumb shit.
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Originally Posted by TheRivers
Keep grinding out that cat food money Chrissy. It’s noble work you’re doing.
How long before this will happen to Champers? A year, maybe two???
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbc...2474395/%3famp
Also, little Kyle ran to a casino(Red Rock maybe?) to order… an Omlette!?!?! *Look out, Baller Alert!**
Guess he was too broke to let the wife and kid eat or play in the high limit room? The Dumbshit just never learns!!
Chrissy let me help you out for old times sake. I am in a giving mood tonight. You give yourself away as a noob by the way you speak.
1. The person who takes your bets at the sportsbook is known as a “Ticket Writer” or simply just a “Writer”. “Cashiers” are located at the main cage or poker room cage if the casino offers it.
2. No one calls it a “Ticketed Receipt”. They’re either referred to as simply “Tickets” or more formally “Betting Slips”. No one calls them a receipt bruh.
3. You should really at least “list” the pitcher for the side that you are betting. Taking them “action” may totally fuck you if there is a late scratch.
4. You are allowed to bet underdogs and totals. There is no prohibition against that. Not sure if you know this.
5. You only show one of your “Big Boy” $25 parlays and I see probably 3 total betting slips. Did Red Rock refuse to take your action? Maybe the word is out that you are a sharpie…
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