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since we are living vicariously through druff, i think it would be a good idea to have a thread where we can get personal and ask some personal and not so personal questions
so here i go
which players do you most admire, and why?
which guest would love to interview, and why?
are you into anal sex, if so, do you enjoy it, if so, would your gf be into a2m?
do you wish, like myself, that you could perform auto fellatio, if so, would you swallow?
Do you think your ego writes cheques that your actual ability cannot cash?
If you could legally murder 3 people who would they be?
Are you satisfied with the size of your penis?
Did you ever go off speed bag style on Miri's joobs?
do jews really keep a bag of gold around their necks at all times?
Who do you dislike more, Micon or Loren?
is this true, if so,major giggles?
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29...again-1217229/
re: Chainsaw denied by Wiki (again)
''The best Wiki story is when Dan Druff created a Wiki page for himself years ago. One of the posters over at Micon's site volunteered to be a Wikipage Editor and then contacted Druff. He told Druff that many of his poker accomplishments were minor and were going to be deleted. He tilted the hell out of Druff and hilarity ensued.''
''More Druff (Todd Witteles) hilarities. Druff has this God awful radio show, and has bad-mouthed Hellmuth for years. Recently on the air, he called Phil's phone after bracelet #12. Hellmuth unwittingly answered. He was ambushed (but not). Hellmuth talked for 20 minutes and Druff advertised that episode as "Our special guest Phil Hellmuth". To demonstrate his phony nature, Druff kissed Phil Hellmuth's ass and said absolutely nothing negative during the "fluff" interview with Hellmuth. LOL''
If you had my head on the chopping block to the left, neverheebs on the right, and you can only save one of us- WHO would you choose?
If you could swap careers with your brother who is a doctor or the porn guy with the huge wang (always doing the fresh outta high school series, forget his name tho) ((might be gonzo I'm not sure)) which of the three (you your bro or the guy with the huge wang always tagging school girls) would you most like to be for the rest of your life?
If a genie appeared and offered to give micon good business sense such that he (your friend presumably) would know nothing but success forever, at a pittance of a cost totaling $2500, would you do it?
Also you could NEVER tell him, otherwise he'd turn into a toad or something.
left, himself, no fucking way
The second post referenced above was very likely written by a certain person obsessed with having "name pros" on their radio show.Quote:
Originally Posted by fluffer
Regarding my own Wiki page, someone else created it for me and later gave me the password to the account when he got tired of editing it. At this point it doesn't matter (since poker sponsorships are gone, and my last big tournament score was 7 years ago), but at the time it was important to market yourself if you wanted to get sponsorships. Yes, my Wikipedia page had too much unimportant info, but it annoyed me that a NWP user was editing it down and fighting with "higher" Wiki editors to make his edits stand, because the over-detailed page wasn't hurting anyone. This guy claimed he wasn't doing it to troll me, but was rather just anal-retentive about Wikipedia, but it was still an asshole thing to do. Nowadays my Wikipedia doesn't matter as much, as long as it's kept clean of vandalism. I actually removed some of the extraneous stuff myself about a year or two ago.
What actual ability are you referring to? Poker?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dropkick
Believe it or not, I don't have a poker ego.
You don't see me bragging about my poker ability, nor am I one of those guys who goes around insisting that all but 10 or so players are "terrible".
I don't like playing heads up unless it's against someone pretty bad (excluding the "fun" matches I'll do on here), and I don't usually berate people's play at the table, unless they did the same to me previously.
I don't want to swap careers with my brother. I never had a desire to become a doctor. Too much work, especially getting there.Quote:
Originally Posted by 408Mike
I don't know about this porn guy tagging school girls, but I'm too old to be doing that, and girls around 18 don't really appeal much to me at this point.
Todd would choose tomatoes on the side and let both you fags die.Quote:
Originally Posted by 408Mike
Quote:
Originally Posted by 408Mike
Mike, I haven't been friends with Micon in almost a year. Why would I pay $2500 to give him anything?
But if the question is: "Would you pay $2500 to vastly improve a friend's life, even if he never could know you were the one responsible for it?", the answer is yes.
This is going to be a boring answer.Quote:
Originally Posted by fluffer
Overall I admire Ivey the most as a player.
I admire Phil Hellmuth the most as a tournament player, as he just keeps winning bracelet after bracelet, and keeps increasing his lead in total WSOP cashes. He sucks as a cash player, though. And when I say "sucks", I don't mean that he's terrible, but just that he's not a favorite in a lineup of good players.
I am also starting to develop a real admiration for Shaun Deeb's tournament skill.
I'd actually love to interview the criminals involved with the various poker scandals, most notably Russ Hamilton, Chris Ferguson, Howard Lederer, Ray Bitar, and Scott Tom. I'd especially love to have an interview where they are willing to answer questions and not just say "no comment" to anything tough. This obviously is just a pipe dream, but that is my fantasy interview for radio.Quote:
Originally Posted by fluffer
Done it a few times. Have to be in the right mood for it. Usually I don't have much of a desire for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by fluffer
No, that would be strange and nasty.Quote:
Originally Posted by fluffer
I had a question written down, but realized the answer would either be very easy and widely accepted as the wise answer here if it was no, but routinely mocked if it was yes, which I think it may possibly be. And since I don't like answering personal questions myself, I chose not to ask it..
What was my question going to be?
I'm sure he'd save Heeb.Quote:
Originally Posted by Muck FiconTodd would choose tomatoes on the side and let both you fags die.Quote:
Originally Posted by 408Mike
Either "Would you pay $20 to buy Donkdown assuming Micon had a non-compete clause?" or "Would you float Heeb $20 for a hella heeb run?"Quote:
Originally Posted by BCR
Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonkEither "Would you pay $20 to buy Donkdown assuming Micon had a non-compete clause?" or "Would you float Heeb $20 for a hella heeb run?"Quote:
Originally Posted by BCR
No, more broad, not forum specific. More of a general question we all ask ourselves at some point, but one that I don't believe I've ever seen Druff on record as answering. He may have though and I simply missed it.
Why haven't you diversed your game to include Omaha and Stud games?
Which poster do you dislike the most?
What is the meaning of life?
http://i39.tinypic.com/35dchmd.jpg
Nice thread. Surprised no one thought of it before. I am guessing Druff hasn't moved into PLO because of the swings. I feel stud games can be very profitable because it is harder to fold the second best hand than in hold'em.Quote:
Originally Posted by fluffer
http://i1119.photobucket.com/albums/...terminator.jpg
druff, has the game passed you by?
is limit holdem pretty much solved, hence less edge against other players?
Is Ben almost walking?...
Hopefully he'll be rounding the bases in 20 years at Chavez Ravine...
did willie steal?
Soul read, impressive. I picked micon because- well, I don't really know any of your other personal friends. You don't mention them, I don't pry, but the question was interesting to me because you have a rep of being fairly cheap and selfish. I was curious how you would respond, and all things considered I believe you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan DruffQuote:
Originally Posted by 408Mike
Mike, I haven't been friends with Micon in almost a year. Why would I pay $2500 to give him anything?
But if the question is: "Would you pay $2500 to vastly improve a friend's life, even if he never could know you were the one responsible for it?", the answer is yes.
Had to be you of all people.... I very carefully said "you can only save one" not "you MUST save one" as I was genuinely curious if any outside the box thinkers would notice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Muck FiconTodd would choose tomatoes on the side and let both you fags die.Quote:
Originally Posted by 408Mike
Anyway, Druff never answered, but given his impending prison stretch vs my situation, I would definitely save me, and I hate saying that (Dan miss you bro, why did you have to be so damned impatient...)
The answer lies within every single cell in your body and what they share in common- the need to DIVIDE.Quote:
Originally Posted by vegas1369
That is literally the meaning of life. Cut and dry, no need for further digression, that is the bottom line.
Interesting. When I say "swap careers" I think I mean the day to day from today onward, not having to start from scratch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan DruffI don't want to swap careers with my brother. I never had a desire to become a doctor. Too much work, especially getting there.Quote:
Originally Posted by 408Mike
I don't know about this porn guy tagging school girls, but I'm too old to be doing that, and girls around 18 don't really appeal much to me at this point.
I still know 2-3 people with their hopes and dreams on going to medical school and in all honesty, the stuff they are going through now (still years away from even being qualified to apply) is downright appalling. Out of curiosity, do you mind sharing any relevant stories about your sibling and his medical journey? Nothing too specific, but like was being a cardiologist his dream growing up? How did he land on the medical school path in the first place? Did he struggle with grades or finances or anything? What was your internal reaction when he made the choice, was accepted, graduated etc. perhaps most compelling- siblings naturally are competitive with each other, how do your lives stack up? Are you even the slightest bit jealous and vice versa?
Gracias.
Would you support moving the fences in 10' to 15' in Dodger stadium to make it a more hitter friendly ball park?
Druff,
I noticed the guy who knocked you out is now amongst the chip leaders. Are you rooting for this guy or was he a douche. Judging by the banter you posted it sounded like he was a pecker.
No, he seemed like a decent dude. The banter is just part of his game, but he wasn't doing it in an assholish fashion.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pooh
In fact, when he turned over the 67 to show me the boat (and bust me), he kind of frowned like he felt bad for me, and it seemed sincere.
Druff, how many hands online have you played lifetime... limit and Non-limit?
Fewer than 100,000 NL hands.Quote:
Originally Posted by backdoorb
Probably about 3 million limit hands.
Darryl Hannah: ‘I have autism’
http://blogs.kidspot.com.au/villagev...gates/#gallery
druff, im not trolling you and i know this has been done to death
Aspergers Symptoms
People with Asperger syndrome become over-focused or obsessed on a single object or topic, ignoring all others. They want to know everything about this topic, and often talk about little else.
Children with Asperger syndrome will present many facts about their subject of interest, but there will seem to be no point or conclusion.
They often do not recognize that the other person has lost interest in the topic.
Areas of interest may be quite narrow, such as an obsession with train schedules, phone books, a vacuum cleaner, or collections of objects.
Their body language may be unusual.
They have problems with eye contact, facial expressions, body postures, or gestures (nonverbal communication).
They may be singled out by other children as "weird" or "strange."
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhe...sease.symptoms
Microsoft magnate and philanthropist Bill Gates is suspected of having Asperger's Syndrome
Director and actor Woody Allen is believed to have Asperger's Syndrome
just want to reiterate, im not trolling, especially since a dear friend of mine just had his son diagnosed as suffering from aspergers
Druff, why have there not been any turbo NL HU formats for the freeroll tournament?
Also, on your program, you seem to mention specific individuals names that write something in the chat, yet for others, you say "someone in the chat". Any particular reason why?
I do not think Druff has Aspergers. He cares WAY too much about what other people think about him. A real Aspergers person is way too much inside himself to care that much. I would guess Druff has some sort of OCD, which manifests in his putting in ridiculously obscene amounts of time and energy to make sure no one is getting the best of him, even for ridiculously petty things.
Wouldn't that then qualify as paranoia not OCD?Quote:
Originally Posted by verminaard
The World Health Organization's ICD-10 lists paranoid personality disorder as (F60.0) Paranoid personality disorder.[5]
It is characterized by at least three of the following:
1.excessive sensitivity to setbacks and rebuffs; (severe physical symptoms after being knocked out of WSOP Limit 5k this year)
2.tendency to bear grudges persistently, i.e. refusal to forgive insults and injuries or slights; (don't even need to explain)
3.suspiciousness and a pervasive tendency to distort experience by misconstruing the neutral or friendly actions of others as hostile or contemptuous; (see #2)
4.a combative and tenacious sense of personal rights out of keeping with the actual situation; (See previous go arounds with Jewdonk, STP, and others)
5.recurrent suspicions, without justification, regarding sexual fidelity of spouse or sexual partner; (This one I think he has dodged)
6.tendency to experience excessive self-importance, manifest in a persistent self-referential attitude; (hmmmm)
7.preoccupation with unsubstantiated "conspiratorial" explanations of events both immediate to the patient and in the world at large. (Maybe not applicable)
Not trying to troll Druff but pointing towards more likely diagnosis then OCD.