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There's that one Asian dude.
I'm pretty sure.
He knows karate though...
some dealer yesterday told me i had wrinkles on my eyes.
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Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
What did she say after you backhanded her?
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Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's ClitQuote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
What did she say after you backhanded her?
i asked her to marry me
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Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit
i asked her to marry me
She actually probably said "You wrinkle eye", as in you gave her dirty look. She was playing/flirting. You didn't need to back hand her.
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Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's ClitAsians don't have souls. Worry little about what you say to them. Confucius say.Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
Lulz.
Go to bed Mom.
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Alarm just went off. Time to go running. Stfu, clit.
If Larry doesn't admit the eye thing is probable/likely/for sure it is going to be too much for me to take. "Oh, I never thought of it that way." or "Wow, you are probably right" are things he's never uttered on this forum to anyone prior. We shall see.
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Alarm just went off. Time to go running. Stfu, clit.
LMAO I can picture you telling your clit to shut up and you having convos with your pussy as a hole so easily. Not even a stretch. So this is gold too.
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LMAO I can picture you telling your clit to shut up and you having convos with your pussy as a hole from time to time so this is gold too.
Lulz to "as a hole" vs. on the whole.
Killing it this morning, BGC. Pharmaceuticals on fleek.
BGc, are you the one i sent the star bucks coupon to?
also, as a single white male over 30,
the first thing i look for is a ring. she had one. and her azn accent wasn't thick.
she could say flush.
who goes running.
KGt, lmk if you want to buy a bike.
ill show you what to get.
running is bad for your body
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Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
Your idea of bike and my idea of bike are vastly different .... little one.
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u need it back? I didn't use it. Use that up. I wont use and will regift it anyway or forget.
but dude was she smiling and telling you about your weird eye problem while at a poker table while she's at work in front of everyone? Or was it in a hushed tone walking to the rest room and she's like "Sweet harrrr leh me sqwooht oil olay hand. Rub eye."
Also zero credit for me knowing it was an asian female dealer?
I feel like Lare was maybe at a blackjack table when this happened, earning back his Lost Wages....which is why he never actually heard her say, "frush...."
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Your idea of bike and my idea of bike are vastly different .... little one.
no. id for sure be able to reccomend a nice road bike.
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no. id for sure be able to reccomend a nice road bike.
Bro she does not doubt your bicycle knowledge. That much I can promise you.
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He's unrelenting to an annoying point. It is completely obvious she saw him wrinkle up his face or make some sort of face. And she didn't get the phrase quite right. Probably based on something she actually said that was funny or wrong and she caught lares side eye and teased the cutie and now larry has been on webmd researching eye wrinkling all day for no reason.
Has to be Dengue Fever.
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actually i went and put cucumbers on m eyes
dude lol wow is going to have like all of page 3. Jesus monkey fucking Christ.
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Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit
this is a better call than A2 off suit vs A8
wrong thread edit
Maybe the board doesn't need multiple Larry-centric threads. Perhaps there could be one thread as a catch all for Larry's physical, mental, emotional and poker shortcomings.
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he met druff, so get ready for the larry show 24/7.
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he met druff, so get ready for the larry show 24/7.
when i came here, it was the sonatine show 24/7
you'd create threads and just reply a dozen times before anyone else.
ever since the WSOP thread you've been SALTIER than the dead sea with me.
so ya. i think it has to do with that. Big dog is afraid his time is over.
Well listen Ol Yeller, no ones grabbing a rifle just yet and putting you out to pasture.
Your bitcoin thread will always be popular. next to marvins, and right near mine.
you still got life left in you.
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when i came here, it was the sonatine show 24/7
you'd create threads and just reply a dozen times before anyone else.
ever since the WSOP thread you've been SALTIER than the dead sea with me.
so ya. i think it has to do with that. Big dog is afraid his time is over.
Well listen Ol Yeller, no ones grabbing a rifle just yet and putting you out to pasture.
Your bitcoin thread will always be popular. next to marvins, and right near mine.
you still got life left in you.
Larry, do us all a favor and reread this post, and then go sit sit down and be embarrassed for a while.
pretty sure that if he was capable of that level of introspection, he would have followed through on his suicide threats a long time ago.
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Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
Larry, do us all a favor and reread this post, and then go sit sit down and be embarrassed for a while.
this is why you will recover.
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Larry, do us all a favor and reread this post, and then go sit sit down and be embarrassed for a while.
This is actually excellent advice Larry.
You start threads to self promote. Pros like Sonatine, Tyde, Daly, etc actually have interesting topics that encourage a response.
Many of your threads encourage anger. Is that your goal?
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bruh.
where were you when i posted the street mix of this.
it's hot fire.