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I just became a VIP member on TER, and i've got a couple of questions:

1) Is it a bad idea to go down on these girls? I'm honestly not sure if these dudes that review chicks are just reckless perverts or what, but it seems that the top shelf girls with ratings 8+ are actually cool with 69, etc.

2) Should I pay extra for anal?

3) Is it kosher to make out with these girls and receive bbbj's from them, as it seems like that's what most of these guys are getting. I mean these girls are charging 500+ hourly; what are the chances of getting herpes (only std that im truly afraid, hiv is irrelevant because condom is obv)

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Seeing that I knew some escorts, I can assist here


1. I would STRONGLY recommend NOT going down on any of them. You have no clue where those Vageen have been.

2. Yes, many of them charge more for anal. Figure out the codes you have to ask for, or they advertise for, if they are up for anal. "Greek" will be their code.

3. Again, if she is going to blow you, and let your random load into her mouth, do you really want to make out with said mouth, after she has taken hundreds of random loads in there? I mean, its tempting to want to do some of those things, but you have to get a good read on them to make sure they are taking care of themselves. Are they really clean, are they getting tested frequently? Hard to tell. I'd stick to doing stuff where you dont have a chance of getting any of her fluids in you, to be safe. Some of those women are seriously, and dangerously crazy.


what area of the US do you live in? See if you can find women on Eros, Preferred 411 or Roomservice 2000. If you are going to seriously "dabble" as a "Hobbyist", you may want to pay the $50 at RS2K (Roomservice 2000) and get verified, so the gals dont think you are a cop. Backpage is going to get you some shady gals. The other 3 have better classes of women and far less chance of getting busted.

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1. I would STRONGLY recommend NOT going down on any of them. You have no clue where those Vageen have been.

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That applies to all women.

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Originally Posted by Krypt

I just became a VIP member on TER, and i've got a couple of questions:

1) Is it a bad idea to go down on these girls? I'm honestly not sure if these dudes that review chicks are just reckless perverts or what, but it seems that the top shelf girls with ratings 8+ are actually cool with 69, etc.

2) Should I pay extra for anal?

3) Is it kosher to make out with these girls and receive bbbj's from them, as it seems like that's what most of these guys are getting. I mean these girls are charging 500+ hourly; what are the chances of getting herpes (only std that im truly afraid, hiv is irrelevant because condom is obv)

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You are in need of many life lessons my Persian friend.

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Originally Posted by Krypt

I just became a VIP member on TER, and i've got a couple of questions:

1) Is it a bad idea to go down on these girls? I'm honestly not sure if these dudes that review chicks are just reckless perverts or what, but it seems that the top shelf girls with ratings 8+ are actually cool with 69, etc.

2) Should I pay extra for anal?

3) Is it kosher to make out with these girls and receive bbbj's from them, as it seems like that's what most of these guys are getting. I mean these girls are charging 500+ hourly; what are the chances of getting herpes (only std that im truly afraid, hiv is irrelevant because condom is obv)

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You are in need of many life lessons my Persian friend.

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Drop the knowledge asap vegas

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You are in need of many life lessons my Persian friend.

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Drop the knowledge asap vegas

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Enjoy your Valtrex prescription.

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Originally Posted by Krypt

I just became a VIP member on TER, and i've got a couple of questions:

1) Is it a bad idea to go down on these girls? I'm honestly not sure if these dudes that review chicks are just reckless perverts or what, but it seems that the top shelf girls with ratings 8+ are actually cool with 69, etc.

2) Should I pay extra for anal?

3) Is it kosher to make out with these girls and receive bbbj's from them, as it seems like that's what most of these guys are getting. I mean these girls are charging 500+ hourly; what are the chances of getting herpes (only std that im truly afraid, hiv is irrelevant because condom is obv)

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If your inquiring about eating out a prostitute, some serious advice is in store.

It's only pussy; just talk around a bit, don't act too jilted and you'll lose your virginity eventually. If JSearles can get laid, anyone can.

Leave the flask at home, lay off the Acqua di Gio and don't make any references to how you can only drink bottled water.

Please don't kill people if they reject you.

Ive literally never heard of that cologne, had to google it. Narisco rodriguez and BVLGARI on rotation.

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Ive literally never heard of that cologne, had to google it. Narisco rodriguez and BVLGARI on rotation.

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As a Persian, how many bottles do you go through a month?

Dreams really can come true.

Krypt acquiring Super Aids is high on the list.

Let's cut the prince some slack, not a metaphor. If all yas got are expensive escorts and you are a Kalahari Bushmen with a particular hankering, something has to give.

I hearby announce a ground level investment opportuntity not seen since the days of the pocket fisherman...
This new millionmaker (already patented) will be known as Didlly's Pocket Dam, in honour of it's inventor, Dentist and now correctional inmate # 19992, Vaughn.
Born and raised with one name and a smallish head.

In before Krypt gets rolled by a pimp for his Jordans, hat, and his anal virginity.


http://i.imgur.com/laE2dmD.jpg

I would assume the better looking the chick, the more likely she has the death because of the fact that more dudes from probably plowed through her like she was a highway full of snow.

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Backpage is going to get you some shady gals

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Or even worse, get you arrested. Cops here in Massachusetts run stings on there all the time (they even nabbed a high paying professor at Northeastern recently). There is also the danger of catfishing; one dude robbed 8 others posing as a woman online before he eventually got caught.

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I would assume the better looking the chick, the more likely she has the death because of the fact that more dudes from probably plowed through her like she was a highway full of snow.

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Backpage is going to get you some shady gals

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Or even worse, get you arrested. Cops here in Massachusetts run stings on there all the time (they even nabbed a high paying professor at Northeastern recently). There is also the danger of catfishing; one dude robbed 8 others posing as a woman online before he eventually got caught.

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I know a guy in my building that got grabbed in one of those stings. Probably a big misunderstanding.

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I would assume the better looking the chick, the more likely she has the death because of the fact that more dudes from probably plowed through her like she was a highway full of snow.

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Backpage is going to get you some shady gals

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Or even worse, get you arrested. Cops here in Massachusetts run stings on there all the time (they even nabbed a high paying professor at Northeastern recently). There is also the danger of catfishing; one dude robbed 8 others posing as a woman online before he eventually got caught.

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Some of the hookers around here have been pulling knives on guys and holding it to their balls whilst they rob them blind... I mean like for years this has been de rigueur policy for some of these ho's.

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I would assume the better looking the chick, the more likely she has the death because of the fact that more dudes from probably plowed through her like she was a highway full of snow.



Or even worse, get you arrested. Cops here in Massachusetts run stings on there all the time (they even nabbed a high paying professor at Northeastern recently). There is also the danger of catfishing; one dude robbed 8 others posing as a woman online before he eventually got caught.

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Some of the hookers around here have been pulling knives on guys and holding it to their balls whilst they rob them blind... I mean like for years this has been de rigueur policy for some of these ho's.

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Friend of mine was in Rome and got honeytrapped- he was shagging this fine looking bird when two guys came in the room, the woman bit down on his forearm so he couldn't move and one of the guys smacked him in the ribs with a hammer whilst the other went looking in his trousers for his wallet. my friend headbutted the whore so she released him and then turned and promptly layed the smackdown on both the guys (my friend is built and into his kung-fu and shit)- he actually stood down on one of the guys' ballsack and said he heard/felt them squash lolol

My rep just went full Blackjack

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jsearles22: Bragging about rep is faggot

There's nothing better then someone who actually wants to blow you. I'd rather fuck a fat chick with linebacker shoulders then go on backpage and find some catfish who looks nothing like her picture..because its a sting...now it comes full circle...you wind up fucking your hand either way.....sooo just jerk off

Lust after beautiful women, fuck/marry ugly ones. That is all.

isn't krypt a 19ish year old college kid? if so, why on earth would he need a hooker? i mean everyone gets laid in college, even ugly persians who smell like stuffed cabbage.

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isn't krypt a 19ish year old college kid? if so, why on earth would he need a hooker? i mean everyone gets laid in college, even ugly persians who smell like stuffed cabbage.

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True, but our poor hapless Krypt can't pull the trigger.

Rule number 1. NO calls NO sales

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isn't krypt a 19ish year old college kid? if so, why on earth would he need a hooker? i mean everyone gets laid in college, even ugly persians who smell like stuffed cabbage.

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isn't krypt a 19ish year old college kid? if so, why on earth would he need a hooker? i mean everyone gets laid in college, even ugly persians who smell like stuffed cabbage.

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True, but our poor hapless Krypt can't pull the trigger.

Rule number 1. NO calls NO sales

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Rule number 1: Don't mention pulling triggers around young Elliot.

Krypt you are awesome.

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Krypt you are awesome.

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We need to sign him to Boris for the 2016 season.

I change my opinion of krypt
krypt is GOD

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Krypt you are awesome.

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We need to sign him to Boris for the 2016 season.

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This is why rookies and prospects are so valuable.

Per the collective bargaining agreement, Krypt is under PFA control for six years.

He is eligible for arbitration this, his 4th, year. His contract will be based on individual performance & on a market scale.

Your interest certainly helps his market value.

Druff has expressed no interest in his current players or rookies - except a few broken down veterans.

Trying to agree on fair value will certainly get ugly.

Krypt,

Search for them on Eros and RS2K. Once they post their TER #, if possible, or their phone number, look them up on google, but especially on TER (for those who dont know, this is The Erotic Review...you can post reviews of escorts, and see how others have rated them. Its pretty detailed).

Make sure their reviews are legit. If they dont have reviews, avoid. If they have bad reviews, avoid. If you have any concerns at all, avoid. Those sites (and Preferred 411) are good for finding quality ladies. There are a few porn star sites as well, where you can book them when they are in town. Prepare to spend up to 2K/hr for some of them. Pamela Peaks runs one site. Brittany Andrews runs another.

Do your homework before booking. Lets just say that I may or may not have assisted my escort friends with some bookings in the past. They taught me the ropes. One was getting around 400/hr and sometimes 600/hr to have her bisexual female friends join in. One of her friends was hot as hell. I picked her up, took her to her hotel, she bought me dinner/drinks, offered me a massage and then we "went to town" for an hour. (no charge). I had a great time.....until she busted out a crack pipe....WTF!!!! Gotta go....gotta go scrub down my entire midsection with a brillo pad and gasoline.


was fun though

 

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I'm not saying Krypt's a made nigga - because really I'm not part of the decision team for that type of thing - but I will say he certainly carries himself like that of a made nigga.

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As for the topic at hand, I've shagged well over 50+ hookers. I started doing it when I was 18.

I've definitely eaten some hooker pussy, not going to lie to you. I've even gone raw dog. A lot. I've fucked three at a time. I've fucked midgets. I've fucked women who were nine months pregnant. I've fucked blacks and whites, and Cubans and Mexicans and Europeans and a girl from every Asian country, literally. I've fucked Indians and grandmas and centerfolds and pornstars. I've made videos, slow motion high definition cumshot videos.

These fellas, they don't understand our generation, Krypt.

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I'm not saying Krypt's a made nigga - because really I'm not part of the decision team for that type of thing - but I will say he certainly carries himself like that of a made nigga.

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As for the topic at hand, I've shagged well over 50+ hookers. I started doing it when I was 18.

I've definitely eaten some hooker pussy, not going to lie to you. I've even gone raw dog. A lot. I've fucked three at a time. I've fucked midgets. I've fucked women who were nine months pregnant. I've fucked blacks and whites, and Cubans and Mexicans and Europeans and a girl from every Asian country, literally. I've fucked Indians and grandmas and centerfolds and pornstars. I've made videos, slow motion high definition cumshot videos.

These fellas, they don't understand our generation, Krypt.

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Yet this guy's offended because I wrote sand n-word.

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I'm not saying Krypt's a made nigga - because really I'm not part of the decision team for that type of thing - but I will say he certainly carries himself like that of a made nigga.

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As for the topic at hand, I've shagged well over 50+ hookers. I started doing it when I was 18.

I've definitely eaten some hooker pussy, not going to lie to you. I've even gone raw dog. A lot. I've fucked three at a time. I've fucked midgets. I've fucked women who were nine months pregnant. I've fucked blacks and whites, and Cubans and Mexicans and Europeans and a girl from every Asian country, literally. I've fucked Indians and grandmas and centerfolds and pornstars. I've made videos, slow motion high definition cumshot videos.

These fellas, they don't understand our generation, Krypt.

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Krypt is supposedly from my old hometown area. As such I don't know why he bothers to troll BP or any other place.. The DC Metro area as a whole has a huge disproportionate ratio of women to men.. At one time it was nearly 3 women for every guy meaning a lot of chicks are just desperate for action and as far as I know it hasn't changed any. I last was back up there late 2008-09 time frame for several months after my step dad passed away to help my mom take care of stuff with his estate and financially while she got her feet back on the ground and believe me even I had little trouble having met several chicks and banged a few in that 6 months (although I did discover some chicks have this weird policy about only going so far on a certain date.. It was like they were ok doing some shit but not others until you'd gone out more then 1 or 2 times.).

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I'm not saying Krypt's a made nigga - because really I'm not part of the decision team for that type of thing - but I will say he certainly carries himself like that of a made nigga.

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As for the topic at hand, I've shagged well over 50+ hookers. I started doing it when I was 18.

I've definitely eaten some hooker pussy, not going to lie to you. I've even gone raw dog. A lot. I've fucked three at a time. I've fucked midgets. I've fucked women who were nine months pregnant. I've fucked blacks and whites, and Cubans and Mexicans and Europeans and a girl from every Asian country, literally. I've fucked Indians and grandmas and centerfolds and pornstars. I've made videos, slow motion high definition cumshot videos.

These fellas, they don't understand our generation, Krypt.

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If Krypt is in D.C., be careful of those stings....some things are too good to be true, like $80 blowjobs. Just ask Greg Anthony:

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According to the charging documents, when the undercover officer arrived at Anthony’s room around 5:45 p.m. the undercover officer said it cost $80 for sex. Anthony immediately tried to rebuff such talk and said “Oh I don’t wanna say all that.” The undercover officer responded “I just need to know so I don’t have any surprises.”

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After the two discussed the type of sex, the undercover officer then asked “You want me to dress up?” Anthony responded "oh yeah.” No further details were given.

What is funny is that Anthony just two years before was campaigning for Mitt Romney as a "family values" candidate. But in the end, we all know what the real (blowjob) value Greg was looking for.

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If Krypt is in D.C., be careful of those stings....some things are too good to be true, like $80 blowjobs. Just ask Greg Anthony:

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According to the charging documents, when the undercover officer arrived at Anthony’s room around 5:45 p.m. the undercover officer said it cost $80 for sex. Anthony immediately tried to rebuff such talk and said “Oh I don’t wanna say all that.” The undercover officer responded “I just need to know so I don’t have any surprises.”

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After the two discussed the type of sex, the undercover officer then asked “You want me to dress up?” Anthony responded "oh yeah.” No further details were given.

What is funny is that Anthony just two years before was campaigning for Mitt Romney as a "family values" candidate. But in the end, we all know what the real (blowjob) value Greg was looking for.

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Whenever I hear that someone is ANTI GAY or EXTREMELY RELIGIOUS, I immediately suspect that they have MASSIVE skeletons in their closet and probably sucked a cock or two.

Krypt,

Why don't you get a decent video camera, and advertise for porn actresses to audition for a movie you are making about a shy rich young man looking to lose his virginity?

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Krypt,

Why don't you get a decent video camera, and advertise for porn actresses to audition for a movie you are making about a shy rich young man looking to lose his virginity?

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Or, krypt, buy an 18-wheeler and have Mumbles teach you the "book".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diFDBNNmnnU

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Originally Posted by Henry

I'm not saying Krypt's a made nigga - because really I'm not part of the decision team for that type of thing - but I will say he certainly carries himself like that of a made nigga.

_________________________________________


As for the topic at hand, I've shagged well over 50+ hookers. I started doing it when I was 18.

I've definitely eaten some hooker pussy, not going to lie to you. I've even gone raw dog. A lot. I've fucked three at a time. I've fucked midgets. I've fucked women who were nine months pregnant. I've fucked blacks and whites, and Cubans and Mexicans and Europeans and a girl from every Asian country, literally. I've fucked Indians and grandmas and centerfolds and pornstars. I've made videos, slow motion high definition cumshot videos.

These fellas, they don't understand our generation, Krypt.

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yeah we are gonna need the midget hooker trip report