Just getting lubricated for the day's festivities
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Just getting lubricated for the day's festivities
Tyde, please destroy bottomset while you're here. The kid is out of control on his latest shit account.
Before I get started....here are some recent pics and vids from Baja
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlO_Cyl_iu8
ok this isn't the main event but....
first of all, big shout out to Willie for calling it when I bought my Jeep and dropped in a kick ass Kenwood system
he said it was just a matter of time before some Mexican piece of shit tried to jack it from me....sfnailed it
so like a month ago, my neighbor Steve (retired Detroit police officer lol) knocks on my door at like 6 am
I'm all 'wtf' and open the door wondering why the fuck he is bugging me so early
He's all 'Marty they broke into your Jeep last night dude'
I run to my window and see the doors open and my hood is up....fuck
Go downstairs and sure enough, they got my 12 inch sub woofer
I survey the damage, and lock it up ...go back to bed
about 2 hours later I wake up and look out my window again....WTF the hood is up again
thieving Mexican scumbags came back and snagged my battery in broad daylight
that takes some serious cahones
pretty sure they had been scoping me out for a while...probably heard me thumping my shit driving home
anyway the funny part is all they got was my semi dead battery and a shitty subwoofer...not even worth 100 bucks....they didn't get my amp or the Kenwood deck
dumb asses
problem solved now....I got a club and installed a Viper alarm and put a big fucking padlock on my hood
Sit down and buckle up, haters. Tyde is about to make history again.
-Big Slick
Setting the stage a bit right now for this story...but I do want to say a few things for the record
I don't give a fuck about stupid ass poker
I moved to Mexico almost 2 years ago for other reasons....not just to grind Stars
It makes me laugh when I see these screen shots being posted of my tourney history bricking like 30 events in a row
LIKE I GIVE A FUCK
Half of the time when I'm dicking around on Stars, I'm shitfaced pounding tequila listening to country music or playing with Tommy or watching a movie and barely paying attention
Poker is not my primary source of income and never has been....I will always be a recreational player. Playing poker full time fucking sucks
Also keep in mind my ROI for 2015 is still 300%+ so suck on that
I am a career winner at poker...it's that simple. When I go on a heater, just get the fuck out of my way because I am unbeatable. My career stats prove it.
Now and then I drop 100 on Stars and get loaded and donk around because I'm bored or don't feel like working
if and when I do decide to start getting serious about MTT's again, it's a different story
Basically because I'll start crushing skulls again and putting up monster numbers and taking down huge MTT's and pissing all over these Eurotards and other trash
I can't remember if I posted these vids or not...but here's some tuna fishing off the coast of Ensenada earlier this year
Baja fucking rules
I love it here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5-LWsY-16g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMWEg02_r-8
Do you cross the border every 180 days for a new tourist stamp or do you have some kind of more permanent status?
Really? 'Cause I'm guessing these are readily available even in Mexico.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
dumb asses
problem solved now....I got a club and installed a Viper alarm and put a big fucking padlock on my hood
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Originally Posted by MumblesBadlyReally? 'Cause I'm guessing these are readily available even in Mexico.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
dumb asses
problem solved now....I got a club and installed a Viper alarm and put a big fucking padlock on my hood
It's illegal to even own bolt cutters here bro
cops will lock your ass up if they see you with them
true story
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Originally Posted by IAmProfessionalTalk
permanent residency status yo
how the fuck do I upload an MP3 voicemail file on this filthy bitch ?
TIA
Without a doubt the #1 all time 'n' hit bringer
I think the fumes from the aluminum have gone to Jewdonk's head.Quote:
Originally Posted by backdoorb
OK EDITING SOME SCREEN SHOTS NOW
this will fly soon
check back for developents
yes I am drunk
Upload it to kiwi6 or something similar and then you can embed it using MP3 /MP3 tags.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
:thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Belly BusterUpload it to kiwi6 or something similar and then you can embed it using MP3 /MP3 tags.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
Upload the MP3 somewhere, and then do it like this:
[mp3]http://drpockleface.com/voicemail1.mp3[/mp3]
You're welcome.
This is like a Mega Fight when Tyde shows up, all of the stars come out
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I just cleaned up this thread. Please do not troll here. This includes Marty himself.
I have also removed Marty's troll message from Gordman's thread.
TY
YOLO, the Tyde version: "You Only Liver Once".
everybody dies dickhead
Yes, but dying relatively young from liver failure is not fun. Just trying to warn ya.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
Geezus fuck, mumbles, shut it the fuck down. Dying from forum aids isn't fun either, and you are giving it to everyone here.
been kinda boring without you aroundQuote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJAJbvoigI4
I'm unbuckled
Marty,
Im hoping the "lull in the action" is due to you typing everything out and adding photos, otherwise, you essentially came crashing back here like a drunk bull in a china shop, and then passed out in the street and shit yourself.
tydr has retited from poker is a great loss.you will be missed.now that your retired the chimp dumping truth can come out.yes i dump them chips to you.anyone that had played over 3 days would have spotted that move,yes druff called it correct. but just because i went in with the worse cards printed i could have got lucky and won. tyde it was done for the love we have and respect for each other for 10 years now.tyde i can tell what your nxt move will be 85 percent of the timr by the move that happened before. now your retired it dont matter anyway333333...................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. 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Originally Posted by delaware
874 posts and this is the only one that is remotely funnyQuote:
Originally Posted by MumblesBadlyYOLO, the Tyde version: "You Only Liver Once".
Nice hound tyde
I hate dogs. You sound like a drunk retard, I can only imagine that you reek of ball sweat. Is there anyway you could obtain marinol in the motherland? If so I'll send you the key to my trailer and you can visit Pittsburgh whenever you like and snuggle up to me. I will, of course, get my roots done before you arrive.
Who hates dogs. You really don't like dogs?
You and Tyde would make a FANTASTIC couple. My crystal ball shows a silver anniversary in the futureQuote:
Originally Posted by joseythepussycat
Honestly I have been bitten twice and they stink when they come in from being outside its grossQuote:
Originally Posted by big dick
I like dogs more than people and im pretty sure most dogs like me more than most people like me
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Originally Posted by GambleBotsSatire