I want Chinamaniac to

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03-19-2013, 05:49 AM
The_PHA

I want Chinamaniac to

Be the next Biggest Loser.

Think about how monumental this would be for the site. A famed internet poker player losing 100lbs on national TV. I mean come on. You know for a 100% fact he would be accepted and roll up huge. There is something incredibly seedy for a poker player to be on this show. This is your coming our party China, and you make like $250K for winning.

Plus you know for a 100% fact Druff would grease you a few hundo for repping the PFA brand.

I am not kidding either. I just watched this fucking pig on the Today show and she lost 140 lbs and is not a celebrity. Having a poker player ruin some faces on that show would be epic.
03-19-2013, 05:53 AM
chinamaniac

im in
03-19-2013, 05:55 AM
abrown83

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Originally Posted by chinamaniac

im in

I think they even pay you to work out all day, every day.

Kind of a sweet gig.

You just have to refine your story a bit...make it really sad but with a glimmer of redemption if you work really hard.
03-19-2013, 06:04 AM
The_PHA

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Originally Posted by chinamaniac

im in

Druff,

This is a GOLDEN opportunity to blow up the site. And it gives China an opportunity to lose a lot of weight and win $250,000.

When they get the applications for the show, the are going to see "Accountant, Teacher, Waiter, etc..."

Then they are going to see Poker Player, and they will say, "YEAH".

Can you use your Ken Scalir contacts in Burbank to make this happen?

There is a 100% he will get on the show, and probably a 100% he wins. 10% free roll btw after the fact.
03-19-2013, 06:18 AM
LLL

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Originally Posted by The_PHA

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Originally Posted by chinamaniac

im in

Druff,

This is a GOLDEN opportunity to blow up the site. And it gives China an opportunity to lose a lot of weight and win $250,000.

When they get the applications for the show, the are going to see "Accountant, Teacher, Waiter, etc..."

Then they are going to see Poker Player, and they will say, "YEAH".

Can you use your Ken Scalir contacts in Burbank to make this happen?

There is a 100% he will get on the show, and probably a 100% he wins. 10% free roll btw after the fact.

Actually, not sure that is a positive in 2013. Where is the "feel good" aspect of a gambler losing weight?
03-19-2013, 06:25 AM
The_PHA

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Originally Posted by LLL

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Originally Posted by The_PHA

Druff,

This is a GOLDEN opportunity to blow up the site. And it gives China an opportunity to lose a lot of weight and win $250,000.

When they get the applications for the show, the are going to see "Accountant, Teacher, Waiter, etc..."

Then they are going to see Poker Player, and they will say, "YEAH".

Can you use your Ken Scalir contacts in Burbank to make this happen?

There is a 100% he will get on the show, and probably a 100% he wins. 10% free roll btw after the fact.

Actually, not sure that is a positive in 2013. Where is the "feel good" aspect of a gambler losing weight?

There is nothing feel good. Personally I would want China to go on the show and be belligerent, talk smack and belittle other contestants. That will get views, which is the point. Everyone hates gamblers which is precisely why he would be selected.
03-19-2013, 06:40 AM
LLL

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Originally Posted by The_PHA

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Originally Posted by LLL

Actually, not sure that is a positive in 2013. Where is the "feel good" aspect of a gambler losing weight?

There is nothing feel good. Personally I would want China to go on the show and be belligerent, talk smack and belittle other contestants. That will get views, which is the point. Everyone hates gamblers which is precisely why he would be selected.

I've never watched the show but is that really what it's about? Based on commercials I thought The Biggest Loser avoided most of the obscene reality show cliches.
03-19-2013, 07:03 AM
4Dragons

Clam Chowder diet FTW!
03-19-2013, 07:17 AM
The_PHA

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Originally Posted by LLL

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Originally Posted by The_PHA

There is nothing feel good. Personally I would want China to go on the show and be belligerent, talk smack and belittle other contestants. That will get views, which is the point. Everyone hates gamblers which is precisely why he would be selected.

I've never watched the show but is that really what it's about? Based on commercials I thought The Biggest Loser avoided most of the obscene reality show cliches.

Generally it HAS been a feel good show. But it can change on a dime. A mean spirited poker player getting up in people's grill? Show would blow up. Then the PFA logo all over TV.
03-19-2013, 09:11 AM
Beebs9Dizzle

I'm pretty sure that china isn't fat enough to be on the biggest loser.
03-19-2013, 11:08 AM
badguy23

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Originally Posted by Beebs9Dizzle

I'm pretty sure that china isn't fat enough to be on the biggest loser.

:this

But you are

:to
03-19-2013, 11:55 AM
zealanddonk

Woulda been a great spot for Jasep.
03-19-2013, 12:08 PM
mulva

lotzof lols in here.
03-20-2013, 02:48 AM
Sloppy Joe

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Originally Posted by chinamaniac

im in

Druff,

This is a GOLDEN opportunity to blow up the site. And it gives China an opportunity to lose a lot of weight and win $250,000.

When they get the applications for the show, the are going to see "Accountant, Teacher, Waiter, etc..."

Then they are going to see Poker Player, and they will say, "YEAH".

Can you use your Ken Scalir contacts in Burbank to make this happen?

There is a 100% he will get on the show, and probably a 100% he wins. 10% free roll btw after the fact.

Why don't you give rehab another go and attempt to patch up your shambled life, PHA?