I'm sure Jesus will protect the Trump Organization.
I'm sure Jesus will protect the Trump Organization.
Sucking dick ain't just for the gays any more, fellas. It's a very useful bartering tool that I have personally employed for the last decade. But you're going to want to hone your skills first before putting them into play. Practice on bananas or cucumbers to start. When you feel comfortable, get together with some buddies for a suck session and critique each other until you feel confident. Now it's time to put the dick where your mouth is. A few months ago, I applied for a position at Jersey Mike's Subs. The manager told me I was grossly unqualified and one of the most incompetent people he's ever met. He was singing a different tune after I tickled my tonsils with the tip of his prick. I've been making subs thirteen hours a week ever since. But it doesn't end there. You can use your dick sucking prowess to conquer many of life's little obstacles. Got pulled over for speeding? Suck that dick! Long line at the supermarket? Suck your way to the front! Wife mad at you for sucking so much dick? Suck hers! It's 2017, boys, and it's time to relinquish your homophobic tendencies. Swallow your pride, then swallow that load!
honestly its kind of a nothingburger and apparently related to some sort of 'fringe benefits' given to an executive.
its weird to me that they are even pursuing it, unless they intend to somehow use this get more subpoenas.
Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again. If you fap to furry porn, then it's in a weird gray area, where if it's people in fursuits, the same rules apply, but if it's with animals, I would think it depends on said animal's sexuality. Then there's consent. If a person doesn't consent to something, but the other person does it anyway, that makes the other person stronger, and thus less gay. Let's say that means they're about 50% less gay. If it was gay rape, that means that it's now 75% gay. If it's straight rape by a man, then it's 25% gay. And, if it's trap gay porn, than that's 12.5% gay. So technically, yes, rape trap porn is the least gay porn there is, but that's still looped in with trap porn, hence why fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is.
How is this news? They've been itching to file charges before the investigation even began. The fact that this "story" was printed tells me that they have nothing of consequence on anyone of consequence. They just blinked.
Funny thing is, that their main target will never be charged with anything.
Shut the fuck up you stupid cunt. Dumb, dumb, dumb. And stupidQuote:
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you might be conflating the manhattan DA with the SDNY. or you might totally not be, this isnt my wheelhouse.
point being i dont think this is related to the SDNY case? thanks in advance to any informed voices offering clarity.
Considering shmidering! Get the hell on with it!
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a horrible cunt...me.Quote:
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Dwai, on OSA's behalf I am asking that the next gay paragraph you post involve a portapotty.
splitthis: Fuck off with your shitty posts already
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Not conflating. The Manhattan DAs case against the Corporation is based on failure to report income (tax evasion) with regard to benefits given to or paid on behalf of Corporation executives. Things like free rent apartments, paying of kids school tuition etc. My understanding is that Weiselberg said he wasn’t going to cooperate, and then the DA threatened charges will be filed soon.Quote:
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Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria
you might be conflating the manhattan DA with the SDNY. or you might totally not be, this isnt my wheelhouse.
point being i dont think this is related to the SDNY case? thanks in advance to any informed voices offering clarity.
Charges of these type are NEVER brought, and obviously this is to get at Trump. The DA has no case and this leak was for headlines. If there was any real charges against anyone significant, there would have been a Pre-dawn raid with CNN cameras on the scene due to an advance tip.
Sucking dick and working at Jersey Mike’s. Tight life.Quote:
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What is the deal with charcoal toothpaste?Quote:
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Brushing with black toothpaste isn’t something we PFA types should approve of.
Oh look, another ALL CAPS SONATINE TRUMP THREAD that turned out to by a dud.
LOL Jr seems to be handling everything pretty well. Wonder how much getting cucked has led to this relapse.