Went out with a 29 year old Virgin last night
It was the third date, she is a bit nerdy and shy but after a couple drinks she starts opening up.
So we are at a local establishment, and I am getting blitzed for the anticipation of the end of the 3rd date. I might not get laid, but I am thinking something north of a hand job.
So its like midnight, I pay my tab and naturally I have to leave my car and she has to drive because I am faced. So I sign my 35% tip and she drama bombs on me she has never slept with a guy. I can't remember how she articulated it, but I was like WTF? How can you be 29 and never been laid? She knew I was startled, and I was. I mean, if you are 29 in 2012 and have not been screwed, there has to be some deep psychological issues.
Right now I am thinking this chick is probably nuts, but I let her take me home and I am thinking I can maybe teach her some things. So we pull into my driveway and I put arm around her and kiss her on the cheek and ask her to come in for a glass of wine. She fucking says: "I am not sure I am ready yet".
LOL. See you later maid. She already called me this morning, she will not get a call back.
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