quick reminder: dj chaps has sex with owls

[varys]

Is there a backstory here?

[sonatine]

yeah if youre an owl

[SrslySirius]

Have these owls been tested? They should get tested.

[sonatine]

Have these owls been tested? They should get tested.

at least they dont have to worry about having been exposed to....



.....

 

turntables.

[Muck Ficon]

Is there a backstory here?

In the glory days of Boris, Chaps admitted to some questionable actions with owls.

[mulva]

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center

[DJ_Chaps]

Here's a backstory.


Sonatine is an overweight neckbeard with little to no social skills. His SMV is in the shitter as it has been since his neck sprouted its' first dash of fuzz. This has led an adult Sonatine to spend extended periods of time in foreign countries where it is legal to procure the sexual sevices of minors of questionable gender. These types of lovers offer Sonatine very little resistance sexually, and physically in general. This is important to Sonatine, as he has a major need to feel "in charge", ya know, needs to have a lil power. Quite frankly this is the only route he can travel if he wants these needs met.

But there is also a side of Sonatine that acts out like a disgruntled 14 yr old girl. That's the Sonatine you see bumping threads and creating new ones every time he gets his virtual shit packed in a post.

I'll leave it at that for now. want more? Just give it a lil bit. after sonatine reads this, once the hot flash goes away, I will be in his cross hairs for the next week.

get ready for 'chaps fucks owls', 'chaps uses casio keyboards', 'chaps smokes weed', and other 1/10 attempts to pull me down with him.

[DJ_Chaps]

Have these owls been tested? They should get tested.

at least they dont have to worry about having been exposed to....



.....

 

turntables.

Prime example of a post only Sonatine understands. Classic.

[lol wow]

sorry son he straight roasted you with that spoiler alert

[DJ_Chaps]

sorry son he straight roasted you with that spoiler alert

shut the fuck up Gary, I just murdered your fat friend. AGAIN.

[sonatine]

Here's a backstory.


Sonatine is an overweight neckbeard with little to no social skills. His SMV is in the shitter as it has been since his neck sprouted its' first dash of fuzz. This has led an adult Sonatine to spend extended periods of time in foreign countries where it is legal to procure the sexual sevices of minors of questionable gender. These types of lovers offer Sonatine very little resistance sexually, and physically in general. This is important to Sonatine, as he has a major need to feel "in charge", ya know, needs to have a lil power. Quite frankly this is the only route he can travel if he wants these needs met.

But there is also a side of Sonatine that acts out like a disgruntled 14 yr old girl. That's the Sonatine you see bumping threads and creating new ones every time he gets his virtual shit packed in a post.

I'll leave it at that for now. want more? Just give it a lil bit. after sonatine reads this, once the hot flash goes away, I will be in his cross hairs for the next week.

get ready for 'chaps fucks owls', 'chaps uses casio keyboards', 'chaps smokes weed', and other 1/10 attempts to pull me down with him.

Im reasonably certain that this is the maddest post in the history of this forum.

[Avon Barksdale]

Chaps Shoots: Reloaded

[DJ_Chaps]

Here's a backstory.


Sonatine is an overweight neckbeard with little to no social skills. His SMV is in the shitter as it has been since his neck sprouted its' first dash of fuzz. This has led an adult Sonatine to spend extended periods of time in foreign countries where it is legal to procure the sexual sevices of minors of questionable gender. These types of lovers offer Sonatine very little resistance sexually, and physically in general. This is important to Sonatine, as he has a major need to feel "in charge", ya know, needs to have a lil power. Quite frankly this is the only route he can travel if he wants these needs met.

But there is also a side of Sonatine that acts out like a disgruntled 14 yr old girl. That's the Sonatine you see bumping threads and creating new ones every time he gets his virtual shit packed in a post.

I'll leave it at that for now. want more? Just give it a lil bit. after sonatine reads this, once the hot flash goes away, I will be in his cross hairs for the next week.

get ready for 'chaps fucks owls', 'chaps uses casio keyboards', 'chaps smokes weed', and other 1/10 attempts to pull me down with him.

Im reasonably certain that this is the maddest post in the history of this forum.

I guess we both have a habit of repeating material. Cept mine is non-fiction.

[sonatine]

Im reasonably certain that this is the maddest post in the history of this forum.

I guess we both have a habit of repeating material. Cept mine is non-fiction.

You're totally in my cross hairs for the next week.

In fact....

 

[delaware]

dj chaps has a girlfriend that looks like a movie star and 3 more that would like to take her place. maybe some of you hate that fact that dj has the world by the ass.

[GrenadaRoger]

I guess we both have a habit of repeating material. Cept mine is non-fiction.

You're totally in my cross hairs for the next week.

In fact....

 

are we to infer Sonatine & DJ Chaps cybered without telling each other their real names? (thus the "Who? Who?" as they frolicked)...

[rickastley]

sonatine is this true?

 

[sonatine]

i look goooooood girl.

[sonatine]

[DRK Star]