Originally Posted by
Muck Ficon
Agreed. I only know of two male porn stars. Ron Jeremy and Heeb.
You would insta-recognize a couple others tho, if not by name by sight, which isn't any better than knowing or vice versa.
Porn consumption is too high when it's affecting your actual sex life IMO.
Also anyone else able to nut WAY faster beating it than having actual sex? I can fuck for six hours (done it many times) but sometimes 15 seconds is all I got for my poor hand, who hasn't had an organism since Reagons heyday.
true porn story (gotta share this) so I am at a friends place and we are smoking fine cigars, the four of us are, and listening to techno music and I'm kind of mentally thinking about stupid shit, and suddenly the music guy sneaks over to the tv and the music goes off, and this static laden vhs is put on and I hear the unmistakeable tune of Charlie Brown, and I'm like WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CRAP and suddenly these two dudes in cut off daisy dukes are out in the woods see, on a trail by themselves riding a 4 wheeler, when dude driving hits a pebble and then I missed something and dude was sucking the other dudes dick, back against the 4 wheeler obv.
I'm looking at this and I think to myself "strange, not strange? hmm" and look around and the three guys all have one hand down the front of their pants and the guy next to me starts bitching about how weak of a grip the dude on his knees is using, "it's a blowJOB not blowTAKEITEASY. Soandso (to my right) have you ever gotten off from a grip that weak?" I *VERY QUICKLY* say I need to hit the head and went to the kitchen and made myself something for dinner and at some point after the statement that soandso has a very strong grip I heard "show me" and turned down offers from three people to smoke cigarettes. These same people have been bitching about me to the home owner because I am irritating and always trying to give them nicotine gum so they can quit smoking.
truest thing I have seen in all my life