I am not one to post IM's, but here you go...
Who: why dont you ever answer my pms?
Me: Just one PM... reason why is because you have pretty much said you aren't willing to ship $, which to me isn't an acceptable outcome.
Me: Tell you what...
Me: you ship Druff $500 and he can donate it to a charity of my choice
Who: $200
Me: nah... if it's going to a charity Im not really willing to negotiate much. I'll go down to $400 and that's as low as I'm going.
Who: you were going to keep 300 and give pfa 200.
Who: now you want 400>
Who: ?
Me: no... 400 to a charity
Me: thats it
Me: look
Who: nah, not worth it
Who: 200
Me: k
Me: not 200 ok
Me: just ok, not worth it
Me: lol
Who: Ill make sure to post on the forum that you wont accept $200 to charity
Who: clearly you are a good guy
Me: thats fine
Me: I will accept 400
Who: $200 is a very fair offer
Me: and to let you off the hook for just 200, after all the shit you pulled is unacceptable
Who: you clearly arent ever getting anything out of me
Me: fine
Me: Im ok with that
Who: accepting $200 to a charity would make you look like a good guy
Who: you would rather get nothing
Who: then a charity to get $200
Me: I dont need to look like a good guy
Me: dude
Who: You would rather have NOTHING than a charity to get $200
Who: thats hilarious
Me: do you not realize that you are trying to bargain with a charity donation to get access back on a forum?
Me: and you are trying to lowball
Me: LOL
Me: very noble
Who: do you realize that you are butt hurt over a grammar bet on an internet forum
Me: and also threatening to try to make me look bad in all of it
Me: dude
Who: and you wont accept a $200 charitable donation
Me: I could care less about it
Me: I just think you should pay your dues
Me: and not be let off the hook with 200
Me: thats all
Me: 400
Me: no big deal to a baller like you bro
Who: $500 aint shit to me homie
Who: you probably dont understand that. Thats a lot of tips right?
Me: good
Me: then pony it up and stfu
Who: but im still a jew
Me: alright
Who: im not paying $500 for trolling you and the forum
Me: you lost a BET
Me: thats why you should pay 500
Who: I didnt lose a bet
Me: ok
Me: have a nice night
Who: LOL if you think that was really a bet
Who: you angle shoot me, I angle shoot you
Who: you allow me to bait you, discuss arbitrators for months
Who: you refuse to escrow because you dont have $500 after I repeatedly over and over and over for 6 months offer to escrow
Who: hell Jasep even offered you a loan
Who: thats how pathetic you are on here
Who: everyone knows it. you dont have shit
Who: thats why you are so butt hurt. You actually need the money
Who: tight life faggot
Who: I played you like a fiddle
Who: had you dancing like my little puppet
Me: lol... I really hope you believe all that
Who: i clearly was muddying the waters at every turn and yet you just kept coming back playing the victim. I accomplished my ultimate goal, making you look like a fucking whiney chump
Me: so funny how dumb you truly are if you do
Me: ok
Me: enjoy making all your dupes to post here
Who: How did your last two modships work out for you faggot?
Me: lol
Me: faggot?
Who: you mad because you cant stop me?
Me: why the insults?
Me: you must be pretty pissed
Me: I could care less jsearles
Who: im clearly on tilt
Me: are you done?
Who: I told you over a year ago and I will tell you again
Who: you are powerless to stop me on these forums
Who: you banned me on DD, i kept posting
Me: ok
Me: good for you
Who: you cried and whined here over and over and over
Me: do you actually think that means something to me?
Who: everyone knows you are a petulant bitch
Me: ok
Me: who is this everyone you speak of?
Me: lol
Who: that was my goal, to make you look worse than you already do
Me: you?
Me: then you failed
Me: miserably
Who: you have zero respect here dude
Me: for some reason no one has ever said that until now
Me: lol
Who: thats why you rarely post anymore and when you do everyone piles on you
Me: this is priceless
Me: LOL
Me: they do?
Me: I think I need to post this IM
Me: this is gold
Who: you are actually unaware of people laughing at you?
Who: im not surprised
Me: uh huh
Who: Post away dude
Me: you have some serious problems
Me: have a nice night... enjoy your hot wife
Who: you know you wont post this shit because you are afraid everyone will agree with me
Me: orly?
Me: ok
Me: consider it posted
Who: why the insults? you must be mad.......
Me: what insults?
Me: lol
Me: what insults?
Who: you have repeatedly tried to bash on my wife over the years
Me: uh, false
Who: its your last card, when you are getting ass raped and cant keep up
Me: I said one thing and you flipped out
Who: its pretty sad, everyone universally acknowledges that
Me: ok
Who: in the concept of this debate, whats your rationale for mentioning my wife?
Who: please coherently explain
Me: ugh
Me: what, shes not hot?
Me: I was trying to cheer you up bro... you seem very upset
Who: I, like most married men, think my wife is smoking hot
Me: well there you go
Me: enjoy her and log off
Me: thats all I was saying
Who: but regardless of my feelings, you clearly were meaning something completely different
Who: trying to play it off now is hilarious
Me: lol
Me: you are just unbearable
Who: thats what i would say if i was you too
Me: don't know how that saint of a woman deals with you
Who: thats been my ultimate goal
Who: and you just keep dancing
Me: ok
Me: goodnight.
Who: ive told you this before, this is an INTERNET PERSONA
Me: good for you
Who: you really think I troll in real life?
Me: dont care
Who: you are the only one taking this shit so serious
Who: your life is wrapped up in forums
Who: how is your own very slice of DD going for you
Me: nailed it bro
Me: lol
Who: how have your multiple mod positions worked out for you?
Me: do you really believe the shit you type?
Me: worked out for me?>
Me: like I was expecting something from being a mod?
Me: fuck you are dumb
Who: LOL @ agreeing to be a mod because this is your life
Me: I did it cause I liked the forums and wanted to help out
Who: you get off on the e-power?
Me: nothing beyond that
Me: lol
Who: telling all your followers about getting BJs from 6 cougars
Me: why do you have such a hard on over all this crap?
Me: jealousy?
Me: must be
Who: LMFAO!
Me: lol
Who: im clearly jealous of your e-power
Me: thats how pathetic I think you are
Me: you probably are
Me: no normal person would spend this amount of time trolling someone
Who: its actually kind of sad that you think you have "something" that anyone could possibly be jealous of
Me: I dont
Me: no normal person would be jealous of any of that crap
Me: but you clearly arent normal
Who: No normal person agrees to put in the bulk hours that you did for something like DD with no intention of ever reaping anything
Me: uh
Me: what time?
Me: I posted
Me: just like you
Me: anyway
Me: this is a really dumb conversation
Me: I am really ending it
Me: have a nice life
Me: seriously
Who: you are a braggart that tries to gain e-rep
Who: its disgusting so I troll you
Me: I wont be responding to you anymore
Who: its really pretty simple
Me: ever
Who: im not sure why you dont understand it