BOZ: We have him dancing on our strings like the little dick puppet he is
BOZ: We have him dancing on our strings like the little dick puppet he is
Krusty with a good video....
Despite Chrissy always moaning about haters, the number 1 cause of damage to Chrissy's brand is Chrissy.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Looks like another Loss in the works for The Colt Dolt! Hahahaha, Chrissy curses EVERY Single Team he roots for!
Little Kyle better make another Commitment to Wanking Off on Bryan Ockert’s couch!
# Colt Life Baby Dick!
Guess I Squirted my Load too soon, like Chrissy did on the Vegas Knights. Only difference is that is cost me $10 and it cost the Colt Dolt his last Chum paying $1000 per month!
Speaking of paying $1000 per month, remember this Classic Stupidity from Chrissy???
"Hurr durr they made 20k in 3 days folks, Imagine if this was Real and it wasn't a LIE like everything I ever said folks?!?!" - Chrissy Nov. 2023
"Folks, you haters don't have the Level of Commitment that I do, all you deadbroke douchebags quit after 30-60 days cuz you weren't winning 10k-20k per day! But if I lie about it, that makes it okay and you're just jealous cuz you have Jobs that pay you and I have to give Hand Jobs and take Big Loads on my dentures to get paid!?! Colt Life Baby!" - Chrissy May 2024
"You Ready??? Youuuu Readddy Hahhh?!??!?" Kyle Prescott 2010
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CJ9KD9HG
Christopher Mitchell's should provide a free copy of this shirt to all of his chums so they can be as committed as he is.
Chrissy back with the guilt pitch today trying to prey on people going through a rough time. Your spouse cheated on you? It’s because you didn’t send him $1000. Fucking clown.
Also anyone on X, check these posts out and give them a like or retweet if you can. The more people that see this clown, the better.
Is Chrissy going to constantly reuse that picture of him in the Cheap, No-Name Avs jersey?
Until of course they get eliminated and he hops on the next bandwagon!
I found Chrissy's Original FB post in a Wayback machine, his original Cries for Help are in Red and someone from his past is helping to Fill In the Blanks!
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Panthers win and Canucks pull an incredible comeback on the same night, gotta love Playoff Hockey!
Unless of course you're Chrissy and you Lost Your Ass again betting on the wrong team(s).
Inspired by another classic, Chrissy can have his Own Video Game starring his Past Aliases, I've designed the Villain Select Screen Below!
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Chrissy Lies about how Renting things means he had them and how NVB has lived more in 4 years than his Former Deadbroke Dum Dum Chums have their entire lives!
Soon to be deleted as he basically blurts out he's going to Seattle and Alaska(two places he's Never Been Before).
No mention of Winning any Bets Last night, so that DOCUMENTS that he LOST again and Documentation Beats Masturbation
With the rightful owner he Rented it from!1dollarboxcar: lol.... where is the Rolex/Lolex...???!!!!
He might be thinking of the Air B n B he RENTED for the Tampa Booty Boat Bash. Ya know the one where JC Barber and Brandon got into a fight AFTER losing their bankrolls following Chrissy annnnnd the little Squirt tried to make it up to them by spending $15 on Tampa Bay Rays tickets, lol!Tariq Reed: When did he live in a "huge mansion"? Is he referring to living with that guy in Texas who then gave him a car? Yeah, wouldn't we all love to hear the details on that relationship. Maybe he'll explain all that in his next FB post.
Remember, this is a guy who exaggerates the Smallest of things to be a HUGE deal... "Hurr hurr folks, I'm eating Sushi... look how baller I am!?!" "Folks, I drove a Leased car, that means I'm rich cuz ALL millionaires need a Loan on a Car that costs less than 75k folks!"
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Chrissy demonstrates his lack of thinking skills, or his ability to tell on himself yet again.
By age 100, most people will have:
Had some form of education
Opened a bank account
Paid bills
Left home
Had sex
Learnt to drive a car
Had some type of job
Voted
Lost both of their parents
Naturally those are mundane things that make us human, so are of little interest to Chrissy.
I'm sure he'll roll out the sainted mother story as he was already teasing that with his "hurr hurr at age 5 I was a greedy little shit and it gave my mother cancer".
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Lol, Another Losing KNIGHT for the Bloat...
3 Favorites in MLB choke against Below .500 teams annnnnnnnnnnnd the Stars WIN against the Avs this time!
Since he hasn't mentioned ANY sports bets since the Knight's Choke Job, he is too broke to bet or lost whatever money he had left on last night's games.
Now he'll be on some Senior Citizen Cruise with a midget sized casino and small betting limits trying to Marty bet his way back to even! #Colt Life
Only if the guy is holding back he woke up with the feeling a very little cock was in his ass at some point. And wet pants from the saliva left in his underwear.
That said, better use of a billboard than advertising an offshore casino link in the gambling capital of the world.
Chrissy talks down to his sheep cuz “Hurr durr I went somewherez like a Big Boy and den I went to da Gym!?!”
Cuz nobody in recorded history has ever gone to a gym whilst traveling…
Also, no One in recorded history works out at the gym in a cheap Dodger’s No-Name Jersey and Ill-fitting Ball Cap they bought at Walmart!
Some people say they’ll be on the Cover of Forbes Magazine but they Never Will!
Annnnnnd those same people say They Never Did Gay Porn or Any Kind of Porn, but yet they Still DID it for 10 years… You Ready?!?
And still no evidence he has ever left the United States.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Another Losing KNIGHT for the Bloat!
He figured the Rangers were a lock to sweep their series and the Canes Squirted out a win!
Annnnnd by virtue of Chrissy rooting for them like a bandwagoner and jinxing the team, the Avs Lose Again!!
Ding ding ding… a Winner is You!!!I'm sure he'll roll out the sainted mother story as he was already teasing that with his "hurr hurr at age 5 I was a greedy little shit and it gave my mother cancer".
At 3AM west coast time, Chrissy posts the longest whiniest Sainted mother rant ever!!!
“Wahhhha my Mommy didn’t see me Get Beat by My Daddy”
“My Mommy didn’t see me Pull My Pud for 10 Years on the couches of Old Gay Guys!”
“Mommy didn’t get to watch me shake my 3 inch ding a Ling on stage dancing to Ginuwine’s “Pony” and The Weather Girls “It’s Raining Men!”…
“Wahhhh Mommy didn’t see me Host My Own Birthday party for my Chums and then beg for money after Leaving my bankroll at home!”
“Mommy didn’t watch me Extort Dave Pruett for $5000 and kick him out 1 month into his 1 year Paid in Full membership!”
“”Wahhhh Mommy didn’t get to see me become a Millionaire in 2020 who got his Hyundai Accent repossessed for not making the $200 car note payment!?!”
Will crop it here since they little Pussy will likely delete it!
Also the Game Winning HR in the Little League World Series has now changed to the Little League Championship. *This will soon be changed to got a Game Winning Double during Kickball at Recess!
And a new lie about almost Blowing His Left Hand off, playing with Firecrackers at the age of 10. Lucky for Little Kyle and his future employers at Colt, Chaos and Frat Men Videos that didn’t happen and he had 10 years of Spanking His Tiny Monkey for them on video!
How simply pathetic to use his deceased mom in his scam over and over and over and over again.
The guy is so deranged in his illusions. An addict that thinks he is a savior. LOL. The game winning home run in the little league world series goes to show how fantasy world bleeds into any sort of reality his drug ridden brain has left.
"On this mothers day I would like to thank my dead mom who in death has been a greater prop for my scam than she ever could have been still breathing, THANKS STRESS!"(cancer)
Chris, you are worthless. You have turned out as horrible as anyone could have imagined. Now run back to your fantasy and chase that dollar for the rest of your days so you can stick it in a slot machine.
So, remember when Chrissy was going to become a Youtube Preacher and have a ministry and and and and and and and and it failed because he had one live stream, got asked about the war in Ukraine, got confused and it as terrible.
So, in the above post chrissy mentions his sainted mother is living the Goat Life in Heaven.
Does everyone who goes to heaven live what Chrissy claims is the Goat Life, or is it only for sainted people, or people who want that type of heaven?
I'm pretty sure his mother's heaven is keeping well away from Chrissy.
Likewise, since Chrissy is already living the Goat Life now, does that mean his heaven will involve unlimited gay sex?
Also minor LOL that Chrissy dragged Andrew into his post, Chrissy probably needs something.
@TheRivers: Notice there was no praise for Stacy as the mother of his son.
Of course not, Stace is still alive, probably makes demands on Chrissy like money, time and attention and is therefore not sainted or worthy.
Last edited by zealanddonk; 05-12-2024 at 02:27 PM.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
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