Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[1dollarboxcar]

ZD with the catch....

[zealanddonk]

Tariq Reed: Off topic, but I'd like to congratulate New Zealand on the opening of their first Popeyes chicken restaurant in Auckland (Takanini). We will await your food review.


It'll probably be awhile before I have such a fancy feast as that but I will update this thread when it happens.

[zealanddonk]

@BedWetterBettor: If it were Chrissy, you know he'd running to Popeyes and taking cheesy photos with Drumsticks in his mouth saying "Look Folks, I'm the GOAT of eating Popeyes Chicken and I eat like a Millionaire folks... Colt Life Baby!"

thats he best thing about Chirssy's brand vs Chrissy's realtiy:

Brand: 99% Vegan but also King of eating Sushi
Reality: Whatever greasy food he can find behind the Wendy's dumpster

[1dollarboxcar]

best one yet, or at least in awhile..... no words.... LMFAO !!

[zealanddonk]

Short version
"Fuck you NVB, my balls are itchy, gotta gamble!!!!!"

[BedWetterBettor]

Knights lose last night and Chrissy makes an unhinged video about how great he is for engaging in degenerate gambling behavior… Yea definitely not a coincidence!



Wonder how Mike Schulkins is feeling about Chrissy bragging prematurely just like he ejaculated prematurely on Gay Dude’s couches?

[Tellafriend]

why would mr. internet better from the comfort of his home/son's practice, with the big boi account no one has ever seen, need to race to the casino when he could just tap it into his phone?

[zealanddonk]

Cos he was probably creeping around the bushes like he did awhile back when he did his Forest Gump impression all sweaty and creepy.

When they asked the kids if anyone knew him, NVB could only oooooooooooook.

[BedWetterBettor]

Well, I know when I claim to own and run a website, I would probably know which countries have access to the software.

Unlike Squirtstopher who amazingly has "No Clue" how his GoatLife website functions!




This is probably Chrissy playing dumb as to not reveal that it is actually Betonline.ag and he could simply post their website country & region restrictions so Mr. Cambodia can find out if he has access or not.

Feel free to reach out to this guy and warn him of Chrissy's Lies(if he isn't someone from this forum), however his FB profile is locked to only allow friends. So you would have to make a FB friend request to start that process!

zealanddonk: The hockey league fees were due and chrissy had "left his bankroll at home"

Lol, do they even charge for Autistic Midget Pee-Wee Roller Hockey in Vegas?

[zealanddonk]

@ 1dollarboxcar: don't ever, ever, never double down on anything..... 1 month later doubles down on 10 in this video....


Chrissy did rant about idiots doubling any 9/T/11 "Awhile" ago, but also clarified he sometimes does it if he isnt too deep into a big boi progression.

Thats because if he loses, he neeeds to make an even bigger bet.

I thought it was do whatever it takes.

[zealanddonk]

One other thing:

when Chrissy rambles on about success, why doesnt he mention the doctor who let Chrissy sleep on his sofa and then gave him a car completely and utterly for free?

[Forum Wars]

One other thing:

when Chrissy rambles on about success, why doesnt he mention the doctor who let Chrissy sleep on his sofa and then gave him a car completely and utterly for free?

Chrissy knows nothing about success, especially lately, where the only people that still seem interested in his bull are true crackhead types and people from Monrovia who don't know if they can legally play at his affiliate link. Not much of a future, I reckon.

At least if he showed a single iota of intelligent +EV play...

[Pickleball]

Well, I know when I claim to own and run a website, I would probably know which countries have access to the software.

Unlike Squirtstopher who amazingly has "No Clue" how his GoatLife website functions!




This is probably Chrissy playing dumb as to not reveal that it is actually Betonline.ag and he could simply post their website country & region restrictions so Mr. Cambodia can find out if he has access or not.

Feel free to reach out to this guy and warn him of Chrissy's Lies(if he isn't someone from this forum), however his FB profile is locked to only allow friends. So you would have to make a FB friend request to start that process!

zealanddonk: The hockey league fees were due and chrissy had "left his bankroll at home"

Lol, do they even charge for Autistic Midget Pee-Wee Roller Hockey in Vegas?

So Momrosanaro Roe lives in Phnom Penh but is from Revere, Massachusetts. He has two followers and his account is private. Something smells fishy in Boston's Harbor and it isn't the spilled tea.

[BedWetterBettor]

Funny how Chrissy was blowing himself 2 days ago about running to place a Big Boy bet on a "Valuable Opportunity" and the Golden Knights (ya know the team he's Supported Since Day 1... of their Cup Victory) has LOST back to back games and facing elimination???



If he even placed any bets on NHL playoff games, this would mean he's up to his 3rd Marty Bet in as many days and he Better HOPE the Knights force a Game 7, or he'll be Burning his cheap, knockoff Knights jersey along with his LA Kings, Ohio State, Boston Bruins, Celtics and all the other teams he jumped off the Bandwagons for, Faster than he jumped on Bryan Ockert's Dick!

Time to break out the Prop money and your cheapest suit! 1st of the month already Kyle, did you remember pay the monthly Car note or is it going the way of your Hyundai Accent???





"Hurr hurr people asked why I left Dallas for Vegas???... to jump on whatever Hockey bandwagon team is currently the favorite derrrrp!"

[1dollarboxcar]

Krusty with a good video....

[RMS9]

So we went from showing how easy it is to make 3k-5k (while only making $175 himself) to claiming you can now make 5-10k at home (despite having leave his kid’s hockey practice 😆 to rush to a casino to place a bet) while only making a measily $286. Tell me Chrissy, you say it’s so easy to make between 3-10k at home, yet you’ve never shown proof of ever sniffing even a 1k profit in one of your “live” gambling sessions. How am I supposed to pay your absorbent monthly fee of $1k per month when I only see you making a couple hundred bucks, usually less, per “live” session? Please enlighten me how that makes any sense whatsoever, douche. You’re a fucking moron with chiclets for teeth, homosexual eyebrows, and a head and tits that continue to get fatter by the second. I’m embarrassed to say I’m related to you as a fellow human being.

[BedWetterBettor]

99% Vegan Chrissy abandons NVB and takes the Old Hag out for dinner at the Golden Steer. Why not reward NVB for making the Hockey team, or was that another Complete Lie?

Management has changed the name of the establishment after seeing these photos and Kyle Prescott's Tube Steak Tenderizing His Own Meat Videos!



Also more Conversation about imaginary Wins with No proof! Sort of like Masturbator Mid-Week Mitchell claiming to have Won $73,600 in February 2020 and then miraculously Lost $74,000 that same month when recounting the Year in review!

Golden Queer Steakhouse is somewhat pricey, however a Masturr Card with Robert Foster's name on it probably handled the bill.

Or Chrissy handed these photos to the waiter and they were promptly told to Leave…

[zealanddonk]

Tis one is for Tariq, but does relate to Chrissy:

https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3502...ast-food-giant

1) Fuck the Popeyes Chicken chain
2) Fuck the "journalist" who claims its Popeye Boyle not Popeye Doyle
3) Second picture looks very like classic Pity Me Chrissy

[BedWetterBettor]

Don’t know how I missed this but it’s pretty obvious how Chrissy came up with this imaginary number…


He literally typed 123,456 and then moved the number 2 behind the 4, hahahahaha!





No wonder Squirtstopher is looking forward to the month of May, he’ll probably just type the other numeric half of the keyboard and say “Hurr durr folks I made $567,890 in May folks… God’s Honest Truth folks!?!”

He might as hold up these old 10 stacks again and swear they’re real Money!

[crudebar]

Guy has to be worth at least 20 million by now...Maybe buy a house and a 2nd car....nah. here is my at a hockey game. Proves everything I said. Lol

He numbers are just absurd now. Funny for a guy that makes hundreds of thousands a year yet every video is him gambling with around 1k and bouncing after a hundred dollar win or so....even if he won every day(lol) he is still only making 3k or so a month.

Show us even one 10k win in a session. Just one. Have never even seen the midget win 2k in a session. I don't even think we have seen a 1k session win.