You gotta love how Chrissy liked his own post
You gotta love how Chrissy liked his own post
Another Chrissy email reply from Tuesday:
Chrissy, glad to see more acknowledgement that you read this thread "every single day".
Not there there was any doubt.
You know how it felt when you realized that the Dustin guy edited his post to cheat your contest, and that you got scammed out of $1,000?
Multiply that feeling by 100 times magnitude, and that's how all of your victims feel when they realized their trusted "coach" scammed them.
Not that you care how anyone else feels, because you're a sociopath. The only thing you care about is keeping the money rolling in so you can feed your -EV gambling habit and play the role of fake rich guy.
But if you have any ounce of humanity in you (doubtful), maybe take this moment to realize that you've hurt hundreds (perhaps thousands) of people with what you've been doing over the past 4+ years, and it's time to stop.
I won't hold my breath, though. In the meantime, we will keep exposing you. That's why this thread is here. Also because you're fun to laugh at.
I'm impressed you remember this.
I had this conversation with my mom as a 5-year-old in 1977, when we drove by a hitchhiker. I asked why the guy had his thumb out, and my mom explained the above.
She didn't use the term "serial killer" though, presumably not to scare her young son. She said "a bad man who would pull out a gun and take your money".
That was a good question at the end by my 5-year-old self, though. My mom didn't exactly know how to answer it.
Speaking of stories involving guys in cars with bad intentions, the above reminded me of something that happened in the town right next to my college, when I attended in the early '90s.
Two dudes were sitting in the front seat of a parked car late at night. A guy opened an unlocked door, jumped in the back seat, pulled out a knife, and told them to hand over their money. The driver agreed and said, "Okay, don't hurt us, I'm getting out my wallet right now."
Then the driver instead pulled out a gun and shot the robber dead.
Turned out those were two undercover officers trying to do a drug bust, and this idiot robber picked their car to attack.
In 1991, this was just a funny local story about a criminal getting his comeuppance by picking the wrong victim. Had this happened today, you'd see protests that the police used excessive force.
Utah Drone, I see that the Chrissy e-mail has 18 recipients (!!)
Who are the other 17?
I know this is a bit late, but for those of you who haven't seen, here are Chrissy's Superbowl videos:
Thank you!! This just made my week 😂 He's so bad at hiding how furious he is. "LOL YOU FAT UGLY BITCH, IM TOTALLY LAUGHING RIGHT NOW LOL 😡" The only thing better than this would've been a video of him trying to conceal his anger by letting out the most forced fake-laughter of all time to show how totally unbothered he is.
LOL at Bitch Tits Beaker Face Mitchell calling anyone fat and ugly.
Not to mention the old dishrag he's married to and his mongoloid child.
What a loser.
LOL. Mr. Richie Rich.
Still wandering around trying to find that deal on a rental home. Mr. One Car that leaves the wife and son at home as daddy goes to the super bowl by himself to feel important.
Great life Chris, though to be fair, it is a step up from where you were---a gutter rat.
I didn’t create the email chain, it was someone else on here, but the other recipients are Chrissy’s family members (wife, father in law, etc), some inner circle jerks (victims), and maybe some of his former contacts from Texas (Zach and “successful” mastermind puds). Brandon, Paul Mitchell, Chris, James, Jon, Antonio, Samuel, Trent, Chaz. I really don’t know who some of these guys are.
The funniest thing is that Chrissy hits “reply all” instead of just “reply” so everyone sees his unhinged responses.
I like how Chrissy goes "Hurr durr every post I make on social media sucks your attention away from living your own life derrrp!"
Meanwhile, he spent the entire Super Bowl Sunday filming content for Social Media... with a Bright Light blinding people and getting yelled at by security! Then running up and down from the nose bleeds to talk to older men and get their life story and take pictures with them, much like he did with Bryan Ockert.
He then spent the evening chasing his Losses at the Casino and we haven't seen or heard ANY DOCUMENTATION of that night, much like the last two masturr minds, meaning he LOST again and was begging for 5K!
Chrissy also is such a slave for Social media that he likely didn't spend Valentine's Day with his Spouse and was wanking off in some podunk Casino's bathroom stall for a few quarters to go to the local gay peep show! Colt Life Baby!
Just saw this by Spencer, a bit off topic and I think he's a little late to this story, but still worth a watch if you don't already know about the Vince McMahon scandal.
There are some better podcasts that cover this in MUCH MORE detail. I would suggest checking those out including Cafe De Rene, Corny Drive Thru , and Solomonster if you want some Juicy tid bits!
I haven’t emailed him in years. But I’m assuming he still keeps the same changeyourlifevlog@gmail.com and christophermitchellthegoat@gmail.com. Feel free to send him well wishes on his next hostel hunt. Great work on seeing him (just through his words) how unhinged he became when reading that email. As usual, he contradicted himself in everything he said. He calls someone else fat, when he has bigger tits than my wife. He says we get sucked into his life, yet he reads this forum thread daily and his video posts prove that as he responds to each one of our requests at some point. And excellent point, if the fact he got scammed by Dustin didn’t upset him, he would simply let that email roll off his shoulders. But just the fact that he was raging with hate, he just had to respond.
We gotcha right where we want you, Chrissy.
Chrissy with a new FB clip, ranting about money and people being a slave [not hebrew specific].
He claims with enough time and money you dont have to worry about how much something costs, despite his terrible superbowl seat and claims how much it cost.
He also spices in the hurr hurr do whatever you want with whoever you want, so assumedly Stace and Bubs didnt want to go to the superbowl.....
Chrissy wears his black boss hoody to appear extra butch in this.
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Despite this being a rant about money, he doesnt actually say how to make it and no mention of how much he made on the superbowl (l.o.l)
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Commission Kings ( BOL affiliate program ) pays out from the 1st thru the 15th of each month... i have researched this before and many articles state that it is usually closer to the 15th and on occasion sometimes a bit after the 15th... anyways what i guess we are seeing here is the affiliate money... 35%....
and also if i remember correctly YT paid out around the 15th i believe... always see these type of videos near the 15th of each month.... and then he donks it off at the casino and sports betting.... rinse and repeat....
HAHA... that's great Bro !!! nice work !! he's down to literal pennies !! being off of YT is KILLING him!!
TheRivers: This clip is a re-run originally posted on December 22nd. He no longer has that stack of money.
Hey Chrissy, after you donk off more of your dwindling funds, it must be about time for you to "come on down" to PFA
and read all of your well deserved insults.
Do you realize what a fool you are? "Last night at the Super Bowl, I appeared on TV with Patrick Mahomes".
Maybe if you are lucky, a six year old would think that was cool.
To be standing three rows back and not on the field and certainly not on the stage near Patrick Mahomes. WTF are you talking about?
You might as well have said that you were on TV with Taylor Swift but Travis Kelce is more your type.
Who do you think you are kidding?
The very few people, actually the very few saps that you allow to comment on your Facebook page, are silently laughing their ass off at you!
You definitely are not impressing your wife who badly wants to cheat on you with a straight man.
Then there is Champers.
You are hardly ever around for him at your Motel 6 residence.
Poor Bubs is off in his own world playing video games while he subconsciously tries to block you out of his mind.
Just a couple of more years and he will loathe being around his scamming father.
Look at me folks, Patrick Mahomes is my BFF!
Hey Chrissy, do you know the difference between a Champ and a Chump ?
Give up?
It's U!
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So Chrissy’s entire website now….
- Here’s a great website for you to gamble on and make money from home
- I was 9 when my mother died, 15 when my dad kicked me out, and then at 18 I moved to California. Now I’m a multi-millionaire.
- Here’s a book I wrote so you can be a millionaire too
- If you want me to be your coach then join my circle for $999/month
Literally….that’s all the site says now. Doesn’t even mention that he’s a professional gambler. No more advertorials as well.
If you someone were to stumble upon that site having never heard of him they’d literally think he wants them to pay him $999 per month because he’s rich. No context whatsoever. I suppose though that he wasn’t being randomly found anyway.
"I want you to coach me in getting fit" "hurr hurr run around a park looking like a creeper, and then go to the casino"
"I want you to coach in eating well" "hurr hurr run up casino comps and then order lots of sugary desserts hurr hurr"
"I want you to coach me in having successful relationships with women" "The fuck I know about that???"
He'd save time and have better results if he made it that it was beating -ev games, with -ev strategies.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Agreed. I think this sudden pivot from "Hurr durr look at me with dis Lambo and dis money folks?!?!?" to "I'm a Good Christian, Family Man" is telling.Tariq Reed: Unlikely that anyone with a brain is signing up for the $999 at this point, so he's probably just hoping for lots of clicks on his BOL affiliate link.
The average age of his remaining chums is like 71 and the average IQ is probably the same, give or take a deuce!
He has shown ZERO sports bets of any substance in 3 months, No Casino Chips or Fancy Suites in 6 months, one or two dinner photos (and no Sushi dinners equals no Wins hurr hurr)
Given this month has historically been terrible for Chrissy, it's clear he has nothing left and the Youtube channel was really his only reason for living! He could escape reality and live his fantasy life on Youtube, where two or three drooling idiots would post praise towards him and he can pretend he's their God. Now that's all gone and soon he will be too! # Billy Goat Life Baby!
"In the month of Feb 2020... I won $73,600 folks!" ***** A FEW MONTHS LATER ***** "February 2020 was also my BIGGEST… BIGGEST losing month, where I lost a total... of $74,000" let that sink in!
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Considering those OTHER pictures he's done, we shouldn't be surprised what Chrissy will do for attention or money!RMS9: I can’t imagine seeing a picture of myself looking like this and thinking it’s a good idea to post publicly for all to see. The size of his tits are alarming.
I wonder if he's currently fleecing Branko and the other 2 Cum Bum Chums in his new Bunker location? He hasn't made a peep other than posting old photos and videos. Perhaps he's having a Masturr Mind to explain why they LOST their ass again on the Super Bowl cuz the Bloat bet against the Chiefs? Hurr hurr follow the trend Squirtstopher!?!
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