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    "How Old Robot" guesses your age based upon picture

    http://how-old.net

    It also guesses your gender.

    You will find that it will give you different ages for pictures taken of you around the same time. Obviously it's not perfect.

    But it's pretty good, given that it's an automated machine.

    It also verified something I thought about my own aging.

    Up until about age 35, people usually thought I was a lot younger than my actual age. Starting at 36, I seemed to rapidly "catch up" and then was getting guessed only slightly younger than my actual age -- something which still persists today. Strangers usually put me at 37-41 (I'm 43), whereas I was routinely guessed as being in my 20s when I was 34-35.

    The "how old" machine indeed puts most pics of me from 2007 and before in the 25-29 age range, and pictures from 2008-2015 in the 37-42 age range, with little in between.

    Give it a try for yourself.

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    Tried it on several pictures of myself yesterday. 37-42 each time.

    =/

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    it guessed my exact age

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    For some odd reason it guessed my penis length.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    For some odd reason it guessed my penis length.

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    pretty spot on

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    I got some bad news for you, Sparten:
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      RichardBrodiesCombover.: looooooool
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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    :freelewfather

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    TRUMP 2024!

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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    I got some bad news for you, Sparten:
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    Did not know that you're a train aficionado.

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    That's the Hogwarts Express! But yes, I'm a fan of trains and transportation in general.
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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    That's the Hogwarts Express! But yes, I'm a fan of trains and transportation in general.
    Daaaaaaannnnnnngggggg. You went to the Harry Potter attraction at Universal Studios? I've heard that place is awesome. Def want to go someday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichardBrodiesCombover. View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    That's the Hogwarts Express! But yes, I'm a fan of trains and transportation in general.
    Daaaaaaannnnnnngggggg. You went to the Harry Potter attraction at Universal Studios? I've heard that place is awesome. Def want to go someday.
    Been several times. I highly recommend it, especially with the newest addition. My friend works there so he can get me into the parks for free and get me 25% discounts on merchandise.
    TRUMP 2024!

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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by RichardBrodiesCombover. View Post

    Daaaaaaannnnnnngggggg. You went to the Harry Potter attraction at Universal Studios? I've heard that place is awesome. Def want to go someday.
    Been several times. I highly recommend it, especially with the newest addition. I've been several times. My friend works there so he can get me into the parks for free and get me 25% discounts on merchandise.
    Sweet deal. Do they sell wands at Diagon Alley? I needs me a wand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichardBrodiesCombover. View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Been several times. I highly recommend it, especially with the newest addition. I've been several times. My friend works there so he can get me into the parks for free and get me 25% discounts on merchandise.
    Sweet deal. Do they sell wands at Diagon Alley? I needs me a wand.
    Obv. And the wands are interactive. Like there will be a spot with a water fountain where if you wave your wand in the correct motion it'll shoot water up. That type of deal. Some of the locations are marked, but others are hidden so you may want to do some googling if you ever decide to go.

     
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    To get the most accurate reading, don't send it pictures where you have sunglasses on, as then it gets all confused when evaluating the eyes.

    Hat can screw things up, too, if it's too low (covering forehead wrinkles), but not as bad as sunglasses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chinamaniac View Post
    it guessed my exact age
    On pics where I have a shaved face it hits it dead on at 38 but in pics where I have a beard it says 57. Fuck me

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichardBrodiesCombover. View Post

    Sweet deal. Do they sell wands at Diagon Alley? I needs me a wand.
    Obv. And the wands are interactive. Like there will be a spot with a water fountain where if you wave your wand in the correct motion it'll shoot water up. That type of deal. Some of the locations are marked, but others are hidden so you may want to do some googling if you ever decide to go.

    holy shit thats awesome

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    Plop where's your selfie stick?

    Was at Disney last month and everyone has them. Annoying as shit.

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