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    Alcohol in the morning (Bloody Mary)

    One Saturday night back in 2011, or so, I lost $10,000 in Vegas. I stumbled to Planet Hollywood the next morning obviously depressed beyond belief.

    So the bartender, a big fat guy, said he would give me the greatest Bloody Mary I have ever had. He said, and I quote, "If you make a great bloody mary, customers always come back"

    I drained like 5 of those and I still like Bloody Marys in the morning on weekends. Not trying to get anyone on bad habits, but I strongly recommend Bloody Mary's twice a week around 8am, two minimum.

    So listen to me, drink Bloody Marys at least once/twice a week. Have the bartender put two olives in the drink with a splash of Tabasco and black pepper. Celery stalk if you want but I think that is highly overrated,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    One Saturday night back in 2011, or so, I lost $10,000 in Vegas. I stumbled to Planet Hollywood the next morning obviously depressed beyond belief.

    So the bartender, a big fat guy, said he would give me the greatest Bloody Mary I have ever had. He said, and I quote, "If you make a great bloody mary, customers always come back"

    I drained like 5 of those and I still like Bloody Marys in the morning on weekends. Not trying to get anyone on bad habits, but I strongly recommend Bloody Mary's twice a week around 8am, two minimum.

    So listen to me, drink Bloody Marys at least once/twice a week. Have the bartender put two olives in the drink with a splash of Tabasco and black pepper. Celery stalk if you want but I think that is highly overrated,
    No chance you ever had $10,000 to lose but I believe that you like to drink alcohol early in the morning.

    A good thing about the tomato juice is that it can mask the horrendous flavor of the cheap swill that you guzzle.

    Having that peppery vodka taste on your breath likely does wonders in masking the stenches that arise from plumbing toilets in trailer parks.

     
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      big dick: cheap swill that you guzzle. LOLZ

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    I'm a big fan of bloody marys, but not enough to drink 250 a year. Maybe 5 or 6.

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    You speak as if Bloody Mary's are something super new that nobody knows about.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    One Saturday night back in 2011, or so, I lost $10,000 in Vegas. I stumbled to Planet Hollywood the next morning obviously depressed beyond belief.

    So the bartender, a big fat guy, said he would give me the greatest Bloody Mary I have ever had. He said, and I quote, "If you make a great bloody mary, customers always come back"

    I drained like 5 of those and I still like Bloody Marys in the morning on weekends. Not trying to get anyone on bad habits, but I strongly recommend Bloody Mary's twice a week around 8am, two minimum.

    So listen to me, drink Bloody Marys at least once/twice a week. Have the bartender put two olives in the drink with a splash of Tabasco and black pepper. Celery stalk if you want but I think that is highly overrated,
    No chance you ever had $10,000 to lose but I believe that you like to drink alcohol early in the morning.

    A good thing about the tomato juice is that it can mask the horrendous flavor of the cheap swill that you guzzle.

    Having that peppery vodka taste on your breath likely does wonders in masking the stenches that arise from plumbing toilets in trailer parks.
    Everything in your post is false. I respond to you like once a month, so I will post to your next comments in lay May or early June.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    You speak as if Bloody Mary's are something super new that nobody knows about.

    3 years this site has been up, so a fresh new topic.

    Jewdonk just reposted his bull cop facial so it's not like I am spamming.

    Give me a break, trying to electrify this site.

     
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      Muck Ficon: :noose

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    I like the occasional bloody mary but I've never considered starting a thread about it.

    Perhaps I'll give a trip report the next time I order one, stay tuned.

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    Bloody Mary's are disgusting just drink a vodka pineapple or a jalapeno margarita if you need to get after it with breakfast

     
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    i like my bloody marys spicy

    extra pickles

    preferably claussen dill

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    Fuck all you motherfuckers, we need a good Bloody Mary thread.

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    Seriously, am I the only one that's tried this shit:

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    It tastes like drinking a jar of pickle juice with a tomato chaser. First sip damn near killed me, but after 3 sips I was chugging it.

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    PRO TIP: If you Google 'Bloody Mary' or any other drink nowadays, Google gives you a card on the side telling you how to make one.

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    I like where this thread is going...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post

    Good to see ToasterOven out and about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
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    Good to see ToasterOven out and about.
    $50 for that Bloody. Black guy not included.
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    A black man holding up a large Bloody Mary with a whole fried chicken inside of it - is quite possibly one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    Seriously, am I the only one that's tried this shit:

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    It tastes like drinking a jar of pickle juice with a tomato chaser. First sip damn near killed me, but after 3 sips I was chugging it.
    I am now. My local brunch place infuses vodka with pickles and we have a local bloody mix that is awesome.

     
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